Category Archives: Weird Forking Foods out There

The New, Weird and Different Foods out there with Valentine Foods January 2018

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are mostly a bunch of sweets I came across recently with Valentine’s Food too for humans and even  beast!

The first one is called Unicorn Poop. I think no matter how cute Unicorns are I still don’t feel like eating their poop…..how about you?

Here’s a box of those hard crusty marshmallows that come with cereal, a box of licorice laces and a box of gummy bears. The marshmallows are the most different of the bunch.

World’s Largest Gummy Worm. It’s at least three feet long. Could give you instant diabetes.

 

Candy Sushi and Doughnuts…….???? I love real doughnuts…don’t think I’d go for the candy doughnuts….I wouldn’t go for candy sushi either.

This one is really weird. I looked up Shiksa….and there are several meanings and some are derogatory. What I think the label means is that this is a bar for Jewish men that are attracted to non-Jewish women.

Harry Potter Chocolate Frogs…kinda cute….

They could have made Monty Python Crunchy Frogs….? I forgot…most people that read this weren’t even born when Monty Python was in reruns………Only people of a certain age might remember Crunchy Frog from Monty Python and some of those people have lost their Forking memory by now……

Well any who…

 

Made in China….ChEYE-nah…..Orange gummy President Donald Trumps……(no comment) Forking Politics, Religion and sometimes PIZZA are things to never talk about. People will never agree on these things. Maybe pizza the most……

Toxic WASTE Hazardously Sour Candy. WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS…NO FORKING THANK YOU!

Lollipops with REAL Scorpions embedded in the candy. Guess you have to be a sucker to buy them?…..Maybe they have sting to them?….Forking something different anyway….Think they are made in Arizona….

I was going to try these but they are around $8.00 each so I didn’t…..Arizona Margarita and Prickly Pear Chocolate Bars. Sound yummy……

Arizona Prickly Pear Licorice….might be yummy?

Arizona Prickly Pear and Margarita Taffy ……I love sweets but I’m not big on taffy of any kind….but it does remind me of salt water taffy from the New Jersey Shore.

Someday I’ll have to try the Arizona Cactus Candy….but cactus fruit doesn’t have much flavor so I’m not too interested.

The weirdest most unexpected thing I came across was the flavored Crick-ettes in a box.

Here are Bacon & Cheese and Sour Cream & Onion CRICKETS!

ICK!

EEEEEEEK!

Gross, Yuk and Double YuK!

Incase you didn’t know  Valentine’s Food is also out there and has also Gone to the Dogs!

 

Now here are some Valentine Treats for your Sweetie!….or maybe you!

Show your sweetie your hip and in with the times. Emoji Chocolates!

Your sweetie will think you are amazing if you give her/him a You’re a-Maz-ing Maze Chocolate with an edible ball!

This one isn’t for everyone…….It says this is the perfect man???????? I get he’s perfect if you want to bite his Forking head off.

A bouquet of Peeps Marshmallow Chics…..Egg whites, sugar and pork gelatin were never so sweet!

Wild Things that Poop Candy

And NOTHING Forking says I Love You like a piece of Poop that Poops Candy!

Wouldn’t you know they even came out with another Forking Artificially Flavored Hot and Spicy Cinnamon Oreo for Valentine’s Day!

That was the New, Weird and Different Foods out there for January 2018 with Valentines Editions. I never know WTFork I’ll come across. Lets see what I find next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DiFfereNT Special and Limited Edition Foods December 2017

 

 

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different and Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to any store. Here in the frozen section of a local supermarket is a spin off of  Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal. The spin off looks like Cinnamon Crunch Cereal doughnuts with filling. Ummmm?

Limited Edition Apple Cider Yogurt Pretzels….sounds yummy don’t know if they are!

Here is Breyer’s Brand Ice Cream in New Butterscotch Blondie Flavor. I was going to purchase this ice cream…Sounds yummy and it’s finally something without caramel or cheap chocolate….but look…..It’s Forking melted already….Bah…guess I’m not going to try it.

Here’s FORKING Artificially Flavored Oreo’s in Apple Pie with Graham Cookies. Sounds like something I’d skip. Why the Fork would I eat Artificially Flavored Apple Pie when I can eat a real apple pie?

Lookie here! CHIPS called Kraut Krisp made with SAUERKRAUT…..in Sea salt and Smoked Jalapeño flavors. Now THAT is pretty different…Isn’t it?

Pop chips Galaxy potato puffs in aged white flavor….? Not sure about these…They sure do look and sound cool but I once had some terrible Pop chips in a different flavor………maybe it was just was a defective bag?

Turkey & Gravy flavored Potato Chips…ummmmmm Are you going to gobble them up?

Here are Lay’s Potato Chips in three different flavors- Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese, Cheesy Garlic Bread and Bacon Wrapped Jalapeño Popper….? What do you think?

I guess someone wanted to Ham it up with these potato chips?    How often have you come across Serrano Ham Artificially Flavored Potato Chips?

Za’tar Chèvre….Now we’re talking!

Sriracha Baked Tofu…..Why-TFork not?

Noosa Yogurt…I really like some of the fruit flavored Noosa Yogurts but have never till this day have ever spotted a plain version of Noosa Yogurt anywhere. Here is Mexican Chocolate Noosa yoghurt…(spelled yoghurt) Chocolate and yogurt seems strange to me together……..I would rather just eat chocolate or have chocolate in ice cream. Chocolate in yogurt is an unappealing waste to me.

Speaking of unappealing waste……….. New Oreo O’s…..the nightmare continues……………(just my opinion…I note yours might differ.

I can’t say how these P.F. Chang’s assorted Asian Sauces are but I can tell you that this nation wide chain hasn’t impressed me…….so far…..

Assorted sipping vinegars..? I know vinegar is suppose to be very heathy for us but I can’t imagine sipping vinegar.

Snickerdoodle Almonds and Kashmiri Curry Cashews..? Are either of them for you? The cashews sound yummy though…..

These last two are the most FORKED Up!

Bottled Pasta in sauce……..How good can this be? ……..Maybe it’s emergency food for like when all your power is out? ……Or maybe it’s camping food…? ……..Or maybe needed for when your having a dental emergency?

That’s FORKED UP!

And here it is…maybe the most FORKED up thing ever….

WTFork?

Mystery Oreos! with artificial flavor……….BLECH!

Look at the package!

It reads Mystery Flavor Cream ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. (like that sounds appetizing?)

Who knows what kind of flavor they are trying to chemically create here….

It might as well be FORKING Dog Poop or Cat Vomit!

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Slight UPDATE! I since found out the Mystery Flavor was something really FORKED UP! No it wasn’t a normal flavor like cherry, rosemary, strawberry, garlic, root beer, peanut or anchovy…….The Mystery Oreo Flavor is Fruity Pebbles…….dang.

That was New Weird Different Special and Limited Edition Foods for December 2017. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next year!

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to all!

The Forking Truth

NEW Weird DifFerent Special & Limited Edition Foods out There November 2017

 

There is ALWAYS something new, weird, different and special or limited edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. This month I came across mostly sweet things. Here is a bag of Sweet Maple Pancake Pop-corn. Did you ever guess you’d see Sweet maple Pancake Pop-corn anywhere….I know I didn’t.

Here’s Birthday Cake Pop-corn. Now this one makes more sense to me and might be a festive treat at a party.

This one is very strange and weird to me. They took almonds and coated them with something that is suppose to taste like strawberry cheesecake. I think someone was on something funny to come up with this combination…….

Sriracha Oil…?

I reckon sour cream can’t be plain anymore either. Here are sour creams in Cilantro Lime, Spicy Jalapeño and Chipotle. I don’t know about you but I prefer my sour cream to taste like sour cream. maybe these flavored sour creams are good for making dressings or an ingredient for to flavor potato salad.

Hershey’s Cherry Cheesecake Chocolate Bar…UUUUUMMMMMM? I tried this one…..WOW it tasted just like cough syrup……

Strawberry KitKat filled wafer bars……..KitKat comes up with new flavors and makes Foreign Flavors in Asia like Green Tea. I think I’ll try this one because I like strawberry.

Apple Crisp Wafer Cookies with real apple…might be tasty?

Krispy Kreme is famous for their sweet doughnuts. Well here is their cake mix….guess if you make doughnuts you can pump out a cake?

The Cheesecake Factory is well known for Cheesecakes. They got the idea to put out cupcake mix now….?

Limited Edition Artificially Flavored Apple Pie Oreos with Graham flavored cookies. Sounds good but the filling is always waxy and the flavor always taste fake. I never liked Forking Oreos.

Limited Edition Waffles & Syrup Oreos….Artificially Flavored Waffles and Syrup….blech! Sounds sweet and gross to me…….

Look at the picture on the package.

Is it my imagination or does the cream filling look like an egg?

Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for November 2017.

Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

The Forking Truth

The 2017 Reign of #PumpkinSpiceEverything & Halloween HORROR – Food

 

It’s that time of year when the world goes Forking berserk and many things go pumpkin or pumpkin spiced. Since it’s Halloween time I tossed them into the bunch as well. I never know what I’ll come across. This is what I found this year.

Here are Werther’s Original Caramels with a touch of Pumpkin Spice for your chewing pleasure.

This is Pumpkin Spice wafers filled with real pumpkin in a creamy filling.

Butternut Squash Zucchette Pasta (this one is Forking Cute and DIFFERENT!) and Honey Roasted Pumpkin Ravioli.

Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cherrios!

I guess if we can have Pumpkin Spice Flavored Cheerios then why the Fork not Pumpkin Spice Frosted Mini Wheats…..

Well if Pumpkin Spice Cheerios or Mini Wheats don’t do it for you then maybe Pumpkin Spice Quaker Oats is more to your liking.

Some sort of Captain Morgan Jack-O-Blast and Pumpkin Vodka………..(hic!)

They Forked with Bally’s and made that Forking Pumpkin Spiced too!

Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie Pop-tarts.

Pumpkin Spice Cookie Butter Spread…? and Pumpkin Spice Cookie Butter Dippers and a Normal Jar of Pumpkin Butter that doesn’t forking taste like butter but they call it butter…?

Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Brownie and Gift Cast Iron Skillet Gift Pack with bonus Pumpkin Spice Caramels.

Pumpkin Flax Flapjack and Waffle Mix.

Pumpkin Spice Caramel Corn and Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds.

Pumpkin Pie Toaster Pastries.

Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies…..These sound yummy…don’t know?

More pumpkin pancakes and waffle mix.

Forking Pumpkin Rolls! Whoo Hoo!

Pumpkin Spice Mug Cake…with NO ARTIFICAL flavor…

Here is Artificially Flavored Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cream!

Pumpkin Spice Vinaigrette…..so your salad too can taste that way!

Pumpkin Spice Almonds….I think that one is strange.

Pumpkin Latte Lollipops.

Pumpkin Pie Snack Sized Kit Kats…UmmmmmI would have purchased them but they were Forking placed passed the check out…..Thanks Fry’s for saving me a bunch of calories!

Pumpkin Spice Biscotti.

Pumpkin Spice Swirled Bread?….It would be tasty as French toast…..maybe good with chicken breast……but terrible as most sandwiches. I can’t imagine it with tunafish.

Pumpkin Spice Cookie Mix. Incase you don’t have pumpkin spice to add for your fresh baked cookies.

Here are Pumpkin Tortilla Chips and Ghosts and Bats Crispy Potato Snacks

Candy Corn White Fudge Marshmallow Peeps..?

White Chocolate Pumpkin Pie M&M’s.

Candy Corn M&M’s.

Cookies and Screeem M&M’s…..(They are suppose to taste like regular Oreo’s)

Here are two Halloween Treats. One is Franken Berry Fruit Roll Ups. The Other is some sort of Count Chocula Bar.

YOU KNOW that there is going to be some sort of Oreo and here is Pumpkin Spice Oreo.

Whoops here we go again….Halloween Oreos! What flavor is Halloween? Old Ghost? Cadavers? Spider Juice?

That was the 2017 Reign of #PumpkinSpiceEverything and Halloween Horror.

Be safe and Happy Halloween!

The Forking Truth

Happy HOWWWWLoween!

 

NEW Weird Different Special and Limited Edition Foods out there October 2017

 

 

There is always something NEW! Weird! Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wide world of food out there. Here are what’s called Doughnut Nectarines. I’ve never seen this variety of nectarine before so it’s new, different and maybe weird to me.

S’mores mini pies…..?

This isn’t food but it is food related and I think it’s Forking cute ….!

Dinosaur Taco holders!

Wow! I bet many people will love these Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-tarts! But I know real cookie dough isn’t food so I don’t understand the cookie dough phenomenon. After all you wouldn’t purchase a box of pizza dough Pop-tarts would you or WOULD you?????

I never came across Licorice Pretzels……something you either love or Hate………

Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Cheese Curls…….ummm might have to give these a try..?

Sriracha Vegetable processed cheese product……….

Sriracha Carrot Hummus…………..?

Forking Sriracha pumpkin seeds…….for when you don’t want pumpkin seeds to taste like pumpkin seeds…………

Coconut tortilla chips??????        For them times you feel like a nut?

How often do you come across Chili, Lingonberry with Pear sauce?

Weird shaped grapes….looks like something is wrong with them. They wanted $10.00 for that little bag. (Got the same size bag of normal grapes someplace else and only paid $1.50 for them.)

Found another unusual fruit.

Cherry Plums!……Science messed with mother nature and now we have cherry plums….

Salted Caramel Oreo Thins…… (artificially flavored 🙁

Oreos stuffed with POPPING candy. It’s all fun and games till maybe a filling gets blown out! Or maybe these popping cookies just give you gas?

Then I found another Forking new or limited edition Oreo.

Oreo Coconut Thins……?????

Vodka filled Chocolates from Poland…yes please!

Funny Mushrooms?????? Can’t have much funny if the only cost $1.99

Saffron Spray…Ummmm now that’s a good one.

Never saw Bream, Carp or Flounder in a can before………

But the strangest one is the next one I saw.

Sardine Filets in CAUCASIAN Style?……WTFork does that mean?

That was the NEW, Weird, DifFerent, Special and Limited Edition Foods for October 2017. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

#PumpkinSpiceEVERYTHING and Halloween has gone to the Dogs! 2017

 

This time of year food manufactures go berserk with Halloween, fall, pumpkin and  pumpkin spice  flavored foods. Not even Dog Foods are free of the #PumpkinSpiceEVERYTHING going on. We must inflict Halloween Flavors and Pumpkin Spice to our furry best friends.

Here are Creepy Crunchers. They look like some sort of nutty treat for dogs.

Dogs will get in the “Howl-lo-wean” spirit with doggy Apple Cider Donuts.

Boo Bars Mummy Morsels….WTFork are these suppose to be……crumbled bits of corpse that are mummified? …..might be tasty to dogs?

Turkey & Pumpkin Ghost doggy treats. Booooooo ……..Gobble gobble……Boo!

Doggy Ghost Grub Treats….

Pumpkin Chilling Chews…….

Here’s Happy Halloween Dog Treats.

Up on top in the middle are Skinny Mint Halloween Treats for Dogs.

Scary Berry Greenies for Dogs…I’d be scared to give my dog something called scary berry…?

Greenies also makes Pumpkin Spice Flavor for Dogs!

Trader Joe’s Pumpkin flavored Dog Treats!

Trick or Treat Well Bites with Pumpkin!

Pumpkin Spice Creepy Dog Bone Cookies…..?

Pumpkin Spice Chilly Chews..?

BONES filled with PUMPKIN SPICE FILLING!

Somehow they managed to flavor Rawhide FORKING Pumpkin Spice Flavored!

That was #PumpkinSpiceEverything and Halloween…or is it Howlerween has gone to the Dogs!

The Forking Truth

Weird, NEW, Different and Limited Edition Food Out There September 2017

 

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT or Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I NEVER know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is some of what I’ve seen recently. Here is Dunkin Donuts Brand Mocha Oreo Cookies. ..????? Don’t know about that flavor….Is it a breakfast food? Does it contain caffeine?

 

Maybe Mocha Oreo cookies isn’t enough mocha for you and you can intensify things with Mocha Crunch Cereal.

Maybe Mocha isn’t your thing and Limited Edition Coco Puffs Cereal in Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry  is more to your liking….. ?????……Vanilla Coco Puffs……??????…..Strawberry Coco Puffs.. Coo coo for Coco Puffs….???????

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I can’t see people wanting to try a cereal called Sweet Potato Sunshine. Maybe that’s why it’s on Forking Clearance.

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Here’s TouchDown Crunch! Looks like Captain Crunch with shriveled up green  floaters. What are the little green shriveled up things suppose to be anyway?

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This is Limited Edition Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch that turns milk green……Oh my this sounds so forking gross to me. This one doesn’t even look like a real food product to me.

Almonds coated in Oreo and Walnuts coated in Brownies….WTFork?

Lord Nut Brand Nuts in Thai Curry Lemon Grass, Hot Buffalo, White Cheddar & Jalapeño and Spicy Bloody Mary. Sounds tasty!

Really Cute Candy Almonds that look like Olives!

Fajita Flavored Corn Chips sound strange to me….What flavor fajita are they? Shrimp, Chicken or  Steak??????

Ruffles Potato Chips in Flamed – Grilled CHEESEBURGER flavor……..?

I come across maraschino cherries at the supermarket all the time but I never seen such high prices for them.

LOOK how much a big #10 Can of Maraschino Cherries are!

$89.99 for canned cherries…..yikes!

Arby’s is a National Fast Food Chain. I had no idea people were looking for Arby’s Fries at their local grocer.

Hot Sriracha Sun Dried Tomato Ketchup. Might be good on the Arby’s Fries?

I almost needed a Forking diaper when my eyes spotted these S”mores Flavored English Muffins…..S’Mores Flavored English Muffins….(chocolate, marshmallow and graham English Muffins) Breakfast will never be the same.

Here’s Forking Cotton Candy Flavored Twinkies…WTFork didn’t they just coat a regular Twinkie in Cotton Candy so it was like a surprise…I think that would have been better.

Hershey’s now makes Mini Eclairs and Cream Puffs. You can find them in your grocer’s freezer.

Denny’s the popular American Breakfast Restaurant now sells Pancake Mix at Walmart in Cinnamon Roll, Peanut Butter Cup and Double Caramel Flavors…Sounds tasty…don’t know if they are…?

Pop-tarts now come in Jolly Rancher Hard Candy Flavors of Cherry and Watermelon… ;(

Never heard of French Style Yogurt….Here it is in multiple flavors! What does OUI mean?….Sounds like Oy….Like Oy vey…Speaking of an Oy vey.

I think it’s strange that Safeway Supermarket places Pig’s Feet and Bacon Spam next to the kosher foods. That’s a WTFork!

Came across more Forking Oreos.

Here is Limited Edition Cookie Butter Graham Flavored Cookies………? Cookie Butter…WTFork is Cookie Butter? Leftover cookie crumbs mixed with butter?

Apparently they are flavoring raisins now. here is sour lemon.

 

and here is sour strawberry. I don’t know about you but I would want raisins to taste like sour lemon or strawberry. WhoTFork does? Maybe raisins laced with rum would be pretty yummy? Hey that would be a winning idea….

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, Different , Special and Limited Edition Foods for September. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth

NEW Different WEIRD and Special Edition Foods out there August 2017

 

There is ALWAYS something new, different, weird or special edition out there in the world of food. I never know what I’ll see when I go to a store and here are just a few of the things I saw recently. Here are Lay’s BLT “limited” potato chips. They are suppose to taste like a bacon , lettuce and tomato sandwich. How does that sound to you?

Lay’s also has out “limited”Lime and Sea Salt Flavored Potato Chips. I like lime but potato chips???? Don’t know?????

Lay’s “limited” 40% less fat sweet chili and sour cream. They had me at 40% less fat and sweet chili…….but lost me at sour cream….and really lost me with sweet chili and sour cream together.

To my surprise Tostitos Corn Chips also offers “limited chips” Here are Sopapilla Cinnamon and Sugar Corn Chips. Who knew that these were out there?

Italian Herb Ritz Crackers. Now these could be a good appetizer. A little Cheese, a slice of tomato and a basil leaf. It will be a little crunchy pizza.

Pop Chips are potato based snacks that are slightly healthier being low fat and not fried. These are the Crazy Hot Flavor. I purchased this bag and it wasn’t crazy hot…….My bag was CRAZY TART, Forking SOUR and Acidic. I think I Forking got a defective bag.

Speaking of defective……If there is something out there that is defective somehow I seem to find it.

Landies Milk Chocolate Pretzel Bites with peanut butter drizzle. These Pretzels look like they taste amazing……….but they don’t taste the way they look…..Oddly they taste like fruit…..sort of like artificial cherry…..maybe with a touch of mint in the drizzle….I ate the drizzle and the coating over the pretzel separately to figure it out. I contacted this company on the web with the lot number inquiring about these pretzel bites but nobody felt the need to contact me back….

Fork Them!

I was excited when I saw Krispy Kreme Glazed something that looked like chocolate bar….Thinking about Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and Chocolate…..BUT WTFork……THESE ARE COFFEE…..oh well not for me.

It seems Americans can’t go on without new flavors of Oreos. Here is Jelly Donut. This one sparked my interest but I didn’t purchase them……. just like I don’t purchase any Oreo for me since I don’t like that cheap store bought cookie taste. But I am interested….too bad I’ll never Forking find out how these cookies taste

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Here is something New and Unique. Bake in your oven Pillsbury Smores Rolls with Marshmallow Cream…. I don’t know why but I think Klingons eat them…?

Macadamia Milk…who knew!

Coldstone Creamy is a popular American Chain of Ice cream Parlors. How the Fork can you bottle a milk shake without it being melted…..?

Tampico is a popular Mexican Hot Sauce. Who knew they make beverages too?

Sunny D is a popular breakfast drink or a sort of artificial substitute for orange juice. Now they make substitute orange and strawberry flavored gushing candies………..

Fruit flavored Gumies that look like bandages.

Key Lime Pie FILLED? Twizzlers candy. Sound fun and tasty.Might be good?

Sriracha Diced Tomatoes and Red Chilies…OH MY!

Whataburger is an American Fast Food Burger Place that I have never been too. They are selling their own Ketchup now at the grocery store.

Three kinds of Apricots who knew?

I thought this was mighty weird. Something called Cocktail Caviar. It’s Blueberry and Wildflower infused beads in vodka. I guess you use a little and garnish a fancy dessert with the “Caviar” maybe it’s fun to decorate a cannoli with this “caviar?” Or maybe you just want to eat it like a Forking Tub of ice cream?  I thought it was weird and it reminded me of something you might remember from ten years back.

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Remember orbitz? I tried to drink this once because it looks really cool but I can’t stomach it. FORKING TRUTH! I couldn’t get one sip down. It just turned my stomach.

AS THE STOMACH TURNS…………….

The most different thing I came across at the Asian and International Market is a WTFork…

Sourleaf…Trust me you don’t want to try this one unless you have a hankering for something that is foul tasting, a mild narcotic, dulls pain and makes pink foam in your mouth and possibly turns your teeth to a color of blood red…….Sourleaf….it’s not for everyone.

Well that was the NEW, DIFFERENT, WEIRD and Special Edition for August 2017. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW DifFERent Weird and Special Edition Foods out there July 2017

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different or Special Edition out there in the world of foods. I never know what I’ll see when I go to a store. Here are some of the foods I’ve seen recently. Here is FORKING Cookie Dough in a Forking jar. I know most people enjoy eating raw cookie dough but this is nuts…….cookie dough is not food to me…Cookies are food…(sort of)…..How the fork would you feel about pizza dough in a jar……

Pre – portioned Cookie Dough for people who are nuts about cookie dough………..note package reads nut free….

Cinnamon Bun Protein Bars seem strange to me and makes me crave an actual cinnamon bun.

Now here are Cinnabon Buns that you can bake at home in your own oven…….Confusing to me because it reads on the package Pillsbury….Um Pillsbury doesn’t make Cinnabon Brand……..or…..do they?

Here’s another odd one. Cake Batter Cookies. Aren’t cookies made from cookie batter? Not cake batter??????

The weird doesn’t stop. Who the FORK would dream up Wedding Cake Gum?

Blood Orange and Coconut Lime Velamints. I don’t know about blood orange mint? Coconut lime mint might taste sort of Asian?

Bacon Buttermilk Pancake English Muffins????? Pancake/Muffin..?????? I don’t know????? Would  you still put bacon on it???? Or would that be oink kill?

Imitation Abalone in a can….Who the Fork knew this existed.

Pollock Burgers! I never came across a Pollock Burger Before! Pollock is an extra light almost tasteless fish that is very inexpensive. I would expect that these burgers might have little flavor of any kind and should be the lightest protein you ever had. I guess you can flavor them anyway you desire.

Famous American Candy Flavored Hot Cocoa…Um…Junior Mint might be good but Tootsie Roll doesn’t even taste like Chocolate…WTFork

It’s possible I might have had Kellogg’s Smorz Cereal here before but I blocked this one out….

Triscuit Crackers in new Fig and Honey and Ginger and Lemongrass Flavors….???

Good Thins Beet, Balsamic Vinegar & Sea Salt and also Wheat with Ancient Grains. Umm sounds tasty.

Bacon Habanero Pretzel Crisps…?

Cracker Barrel Brand Cheese….Macaroni and Cheese Dinners..?

Duncan Hines Microwave Cup Sized Cakes…….Mix that you prepare in your microwave..?

Hope Brand Thai Coconut Curry Hummus is pretty FORKING Different and possibly WEIRD! …..I hope it taste good…..

Who the Fork would ever think I’d come across Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce Croutons….What salad dressing do I Forking use with these croutons????

Here’s Seafood Mushrooms….I purchased these. They actually smell and taste like sweet seafood. I actually like them very much!

That was the New, Weird, Different and Special Edition items out there for July 2017. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

New WEIRD diFferent and Special Edition Foods Out There June 2017

 

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, Different or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food! I never know what I’ll come across when I go to store. Here are some Cannoli Chips in two different varieties. A Cannoli Shell traditionally holds sweetened ricotta type of cheese….These Cannoli Chips might be like Cannoli’s without the filling….

It’s kind of odd that Cooking Light Magazine sells food to me. It is even more interesting that Cooking LIGHT sells fried chips…..But they are multi grain I noticed….

Wow! I’ve never seen Irish Potato Crisp. Bag on the left is Shamrock and Sour Cream Flavored and bag on the right is Irish Farmhouse Cheese and Onion.

They are flavoring Macadamia Nuts now. Here is Maui Onion Flavored Macadamia Nuts.

I’ll go out on a limb here and put something food related here.

Ice Pop Molds of Monsters! Forking Cool!

Could go a little nuts for Creme Brûlée and Italian Black Truffle Almonds…..

Jammit Brand Jam in Apple Cinnamon Bourbon and Strawberry Chili Shiraz…..Yes Please! Dammit Jammit that might be good!

Twinkies has invaded the Ice Cream Section with Sponge Cake Crumbles and Cream Flavored Frozen Cones.

Latte Flavored Puddings……maybe these pudding are “X” rated and for adults only???

Welch’s the Jelly People now put Chia Seeds in the Grape and Strawberry Jelly….This I don’t understand…..If I wanted Chia Seeds with my Jelly I would just sprinkle the Chia Seeds on….

I note that I am a Dog Enthusiast but even I think this is Forking Strange.

A kit to decorate Dog Bones for your Dog’s Birthday.

It’s a little strange even if you are lonely and have nothing else to celebrate.

Here is a decorated Happy Birthday Pup – Pie for a Male Dog. This is also a little strange.

Birthday Cake Bites for Dogs…..?

Maybe this one s the most Forked up?

Peanut Butter Pie in different packaging…

Pink for female Dogs and Blue for male dogs.

WTFork?

 I’m only one year old and I know that’s Forked up.”

Here we are back to people food and here is something different I never thought I’d ever come across.

Figgy Pops…….I wonder how these would go over if I gave them out on Halloween?

Spicy Sweet Beef Trail Mix??????

Chocolate Bar with added Olive Oil??????

Pumpkin Flat Bread sounds kind of tasty….

These Vegan Burgers look like they went MOO at one time!

Maybe this is the weirdest of all?……..Seedless Cantaloupes…..I never have seen them before. I didn’t purchase one so I don’t know what it looks like inside. That was the New, Weird, Different and Special Edition Foods for June 2017. Who the FORK knows what I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth