Monthly Archives: July 2014

I was Forking Overwhelmed by Pop-Tarts

I was forking strolling threw my closest Supermarket by the cottage section and noticed they still don’t carry fat free cottage cheese.  I turned this one corner and it was WORST than the Oreo Aisle. All I saw was a World of Pop-Tarts and was Forking Overwhelmed!


There was forking so many I couldn’t count them all.


Don’t worry they have forking more and even if you don’t want the Pop-Tart brand the store has provided forking impostor Pop-Tarts!


And Forking More!


Even FORKING More!


These aren’t even forking enough!


And then you need your forking special addition flavor.



Pop-Tarts is a brand of rectangular pre-baked pastries that are meant to be warmed up in your toaster over and made by Kellogg Company.

The original flavors were Strawberry, Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Apple Currant.

These days Pop-Tarts can be found in a forking 25 various flavors and forking special edition flavors.

The packaging for Pop-tarts was groundbreaking technology invented to keep dog food fresh. (FORKING TRUTH!)

I was Forking Overwhelmed by Pop-Tarts! (and this supermarket still doesn’t forking carry any brand of fat free cottage cheese)

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

How to WOW your Friends with Polenta


I was making my “Kicked Up” Version of Polenta. That’s two cups dry polenta, 9 cups usually water but to make it kicked up I used mostly corn stock( 5 cups corn stock 4 cups water , I also creamed in 4 ears of corn. This made a very forking indulgent tasting polenta and seems very rich and creamy and flavor packed. It happened to be also very low fat. Only 2 ounces of forking butter are used in 30 servings.  24 of the around 30 servings it made were turned into Crispy Polenta Cakes that I froze for latter. No other forking fat was used in the Polenta.

Polenta Cake

Polenta Cake (a different batch)

After making the 24 polenta cakes the leftover polenta was placed in a tub to set, then placed a lightly oiled pan.

I decided to top my polenta with about 8 ounces of fat free farmers cheese that I seasoned. I like the way this cheese holds up to heat as it doesn’t melt or get forking runny.


I added two scallions, a handful of fresh basil, 2 cloves of garlic, 1/2 teaspoon oregano,  1/2 teaspoon fresh grated black pepper, And 1/2 teaspoon Kosher Salt.



Then all ingredients got forking blended. Then they were topped on the polenta.


I used this Forking Gizmo that is like a giant pencil sharpener to make carrot curls. I cut up zucchini, tomatoes and radishes and just decorated away till I got this. I don’t recommend buying the gizmo I used as I also sliced up my Forking Finger in this contraption.



I cut up extra vegetables and seasoned them with oregano, basil, rosemary,  sea salt, fresh ground black pepper and a splash of extra virgin olive oil and placed them around the polenta and baked it off in the oven at 350 degrees for a forking half an hour.


You just might WoW your friends with polenta!

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Refreshing Lemongrass Refrigerator Pickles


I picked up beautiful pickling cucumbers from my local farm and decided to make a few forking batches of pickles and thought lemongrass would be interesting and refreshing.


Cucumbers (I had two really forking big  cucumbers you might need 4-6) (the other two I made dill flavored)


1 bunch of Lemongrass ( remove dry skins and you use mostly from white end sliced in half long ways)



6 cloves garlic

About an inch and a half of Galanga Root cut in slices

About an inch and a half of Ginger Root cut in slices


One Thai Chili cut in half long ways

10 Kiffer Lime Leaves

3 Tablespoons Kosher Salt

3 Tablespoons Sugar

1 1/2 Cups White Vinegar

2 Cups water

Bring everything (except the cucumbers) to a boil and then lower the heat let it cook maybe 10 minutes and let the liquid cool.


Once the liquid is cool you can pour it on to your sliced cucumbers in a sterilized container and put in your refrigerator.



The next day you can eat them and they will be very lemon grassy. If you can wait three days more of the other flavors do come out.


The Refrigerator Lemongrass Pickles are light and refreshing! They are forking easy to make and are just right for a hot summer day!

Forking Good!

Forking Good!


Caramelized Banana Pepper, Onion, & Cheese Blintzes or Crepes



I thought the best way to use this Fat Free Farmer Cheese would be to make Forking Blintzes or Crepes. I also thought a tasty combination would be to stuff the Cheese Blintzes (or Crepes) with Caramelized Banana Peppers and Onions that I already had prepared. My Banana Peppers were so FORKING hot I tamed them down with a little bit of sugar with a little bit of salt. They had a mostly spicy-sweet thing going on.

A blintz is a thin pancake that is rolled around sweet or savory filling.  Blintzes and Crepes are forking easy and quick to make anyone can do this.

Ingredients for Blintzes or Crepes Dough to make 6 or 7 of them

2 Extra Large Eggs Beaten

1/2 Cup Water

3 Tablespoons Melted Butter

1 Tablespoon Greek Yogurt

Small splash of Vanilla maybe 1/8 teaspoon

1/2 Cup All Purpose Flour

1 Tablespoon Sugar

1/4 teaspoon of Kosher Salt

Canola Spray and maybe a tablespoon more butter for frying the stuffed Blintzes.

You will need filling I used about 6 ounces of Farmer Cheese and about 6 ounces of Caramelized Banana Peppers & Onions that already had sugar and some salt in them.  I didn’t think the farmers cheese needed any seasoning with that Flavor BOMB Pepper Mixture. It sort of went good against the cool mild cheese but normally you’d want to spice or sweeten the forking cheese up.

I started by mixing the sugar with the melted butter and then added the egg and mixed till smooth. I mixed in dry about 1/2 till smooth and then the rest till smooth.

My small fry pan was set on a little past medium heat and was sprayed with canola oil.


I covered my pan with a foil top and it took very little time to cook and all the Crepes slid out easy.


I laid out all the crepes and put almost an ounce of cigar shaped farmer cheese in each one and then added almost the same amount of Caramelized Banana Peppers & Onions to each.


I rolled up the bottom, then rolled in the sides and continued rolling till I had a Blintze Shape.


Then I fried on that just past medium heat.  My pan was sprayed with canola oil and had a small pat of butter. This went very quick. Since these are savory Blintzes a little Salt and Pepper might be nice to finish them up.


Forking Spicy Peppers with a cool creamy Cheese are the Whey to go!


Forking Good!

Forking Good!


Hot Sauce & Ketchup Recipe(s) Started from One Sauce

I planed to prepare a hot sauce and knew I needed to strain it but had no forking idea I was going to make a delicious ketchup from the part I separated.

I forking like making Hot Sauce. I make it a little different each time and it always taste different depending what I use.

Cleaned up Ghost Peppers

Cleaned up Ghost Peppers

This time I used.

1.5oz.  FORKING Ghost Peppers (stems &  seeds removed) You have to be FORKING CAREFUL when handling Ghost Peppers or get someone else to clean them up for you. You can accidentally forking pepper spray yourself with them. Protective Gloves and goggles should be worn and some people need a ventilator machine when handling  Ghost Peppers. (not always but I often use Ghost Peppers)


15 Cherry Peppers (stemes & seeds removed) Any kind of Cherry pepper you can get adds a unique flavor. I’d prefer forking fresh ones but they aren’t forking sold in my area.

Cherry Peppers

Cherry Peppers

12 Roasted Red Bell Peppers (stems, seeds & skin removed) and the liquid in tub. They add lots of sweetness when roasted and the liquid is almost like forking sugar water.

Roasted Red Bell Peppers

Roasted Red Bell Peppers

3 cups Apple Cider Vinegar

2 cups water

Juice of one fresh lemon

2 large cloves garlic (minced)

around a teaspoon of Kosher Salt

1/2 teaspoon of Cayenne Pepper

1/2 teaspoon of Tellicherry Ground Black Pepper

I put them all in my pot on medium high heat and gave them a blend.


I turned it down when it hit a slow boil to simmer and let it go about an hour. Then I strained and separated the two mixtures.


The thick sauce almost reminded me of Sambal Oelek Chili Paste and it was too forking delicious to toss. I decided it would make a delicious Ketchup.

So I put it back in the pot and added

1 Cup Dark Brown Sugar

6 oz. Tomato Paste

1 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce

A pinch of Ground Cloves

And let it simmer for about an hour.

This came out really good! It’s sort of like Ketchup but fresher tasting and a little more spicy. I think it could become a BBQ sauce or some of whats added to baked Beans, or just be ketchup.

The Thin sauce was OK but I thought it would be better if I just reduced it a bit. So I let it reduce on a low heat for about an hour.


The Sauce didn’t get as forking spicy as I was expecting but is a good tasting sauce with some heat. The Roasted Taste and the Sweet Taste from the Bell peppers really came threw. You could also taste the unique cherry pepper taste and the smoke stayed in the background from the ghost peppers. I didn’t forking get much hot sauce out of this project but the quart of really good Ketchup was an unexpected win!


Forking Truth

Forking Truth