When I forking moved to Phoenix Arizona I thought that every forking restaurant would have a public restroom. Then I started coming across more and more restaurants without forking restrooms. I thought that a guest of the restaurant should have a private place for hygiene or whatever and at the forking very least a forking hand washing station.
Caribbean Cuisine in Glendale AZ serves up some delicious jerk chicken but you will feel like a jerk if you pee on the floor because there isn’t a public restroom here.
Hummus Xpress in Tempe AZ doesn’t have a public restroom either.
Dazzo’s Dog House in Glendale AZ has been serving up some spicy beef for decades now but don’t wash your sandwich down with too much soda here either or you’re going be in trouble.
Paprika is the tiniest restaurant I ever been in. This place might have been originally a forking closet. On my first visit here I felt claustrophobic but they rebranded themselves, and redecorated more sensibly. They don’t have a public restroom but you can use the restroom next door because it’s the same ownership.
If they put a restroom in Paprika it would have to be a forking porta potty in the parking lot.
Guido’s in Scottsdale AZ offers you refills in big glasses but your just going to have to hold it in.
Who’d ever forking guess that a James Beard Award wining Chef and Restauranteur would have a restaurant without a forking restroom.
Pane Bianco in downtown Phoenix AZ doesn’t have a public restroom.
The Forking Truth is that some Metro Phoenix Area Restaurants don’t have public restrooms.