NEW DifFERent Weird and Special Edition Foods out there July 2017

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different or Special Edition out there in the world of foods. I never know what I’ll see when I go to a store. Here are some of the foods I’ve seen recently. Here is FORKING Cookie Dough in a Forking jar. I know most people enjoy eating raw cookie dough but this is nuts…….cookie dough is not food to me…Cookies are food…(sort of)…..How the fork would you feel about pizza dough in a jar……

Pre – portioned Cookie Dough for people who are nuts about cookie dough………..note package reads nut free….

Cinnamon Bun Protein Bars seem strange to me and makes me crave an actual cinnamon bun.

Now here are Cinnabon Buns that you can bake at home in your own oven…….Confusing to me because it reads on the package Pillsbury….Um Pillsbury doesn’t make Cinnabon Brand……..or…..do they?

Here’s another odd one. Cake Batter Cookies. Aren’t cookies made from cookie batter? Not cake batter??????

The weird doesn’t stop. Who the FORK would dream up Wedding Cake Gum?

Blood Orange and Coconut Lime Velamints. I don’t know about blood orange mint? Coconut lime mint might taste sort of Asian?

Bacon Buttermilk Pancake English Muffins????? Pancake/Muffin..?????? I don’t know????? Would ¬†you still put bacon on it???? Or would that be oink kill?

Imitation Abalone in a can….Who the Fork knew this existed.

Pollock Burgers! I never came across a Pollock Burger Before! Pollock is an extra light almost tasteless fish that is very inexpensive. I would expect that these burgers might have little flavor of any kind and should be the lightest protein you ever had. I guess you can flavor them anyway you desire.

Famous American Candy Flavored Hot Cocoa…Um…Junior Mint might be good but Tootsie Roll doesn’t even taste like Chocolate…WTFork

It’s possible I might have had Kellogg’s Smorz Cereal here before but I blocked this one out….

Triscuit Crackers in new Fig and Honey and Ginger and Lemongrass Flavors….???

Good Thins Beet, Balsamic Vinegar & Sea Salt and also Wheat with Ancient Grains. Umm sounds tasty.

Bacon Habanero Pretzel Crisps…?

Cracker Barrel Brand Cheese….Macaroni and Cheese Dinners..?

Duncan Hines Microwave Cup Sized Cakes…….Mix that you prepare in your microwave..?

Hope Brand Thai Coconut Curry Hummus is pretty FORKING Different and possibly WEIRD! …..I hope it taste good…..

Who the Fork would ever think I’d come across Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce Croutons….What salad dressing do I Forking use with these croutons????

Here’s Seafood Mushrooms….I purchased these. They actually smell and taste like sweet seafood. I actually like them very much!

That was the New, Weird, Different and Special Edition items out there for July 2017. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

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