Thomas (FORKING) Limited Edition Banana Bread English Muffins..? Not sure about these unless you only want butter, cream cheese or peanut butter on them. I think they’d be forking gross as a breakfast sandwich.
Thomas also makes Limited Edition (FORKING) Maple French Toast Bagels. I can see more uses for these but this limited edition thing seems forking funny to me. Limited edition used to mean something you’d collect. Maybe these forking lumps of dough just collect in your stomach.
Forking Limited Edition Birthday Cake Pop-tarts to celebrate over 50 years of Pop-tarts! Maybe a forking Ben-Gay flavored one will be coming out next.
Forking Birthday Cake Flavored M&M’s. These are FORKING GROSS to me! I purchased some last year and tossed them out. Maybe they are forking flavored from thrown out old rained on birthday cakes….you know the cake that Donna Summer sang about way back in 1978. Might have forking been THAT cake. “Someone left a cake out in the rain”……
Lay’s Wavy Milk Chocolate Potato Chips are actually good. They’d be forking great with ice-cream. They have a thin crisp center that’s surrounded by melty chocolate that doesn’t seem forking waxy with little crisp chunks of salt to tickle your tongue with this pleasurable fun little crunch. I never seem these before but I noticed my small bag that I got at full price was FORKING expired. In the upper right hand corner of the forking bag it reads guaranteed Fresh. Well they didn’t spoil yet so they forking win on that one.
St. Paddy’s Day Chocolate Lucky Charms. Nobody makes forking Ground Hog’s day limited edition cereals but I guess St. Paddy’s Day is OK. Guess forking corned beef and cabbage flavored wouldn’t be as forking popular for Lucky Charms.
More St. Paddy’s Day Lucky Charms because original and chocolate forking flavors is not enough.
I thought the forking weirdest food I saw were these limited edition cranberry and sage Triscuit crackers. I’m guessing they might be forking Thanksgiving leftovers. They might be good with some forking turkey salad on them?
I don’t forking know what I’ll see next!