The Kraft Heinz Company has extended the recall of Individually wrapped forking cheese product because humans are too forking stupid to know how to eat it without choking. NO I’m not talking about the Cheese Product Slice it’s all about the forking plastic wrap on the cheese. Humans confuse it with the similar cheese product and forking eat it and some humans choke.

After all the forking product that was already recalled again the KHC recalled another 335,000 cases because they received two forking complaints about choking hazards from remaining wrap on the cheese. (according to Zacks Equity Research)

Probably from someone like this.

There is just no forking hope for the human race if we are too FORKING stupid to peal plastic off cheese product even if they do taste forking similar. Sadly the forking truth is that humans are too stupid to know how to eat wrapped cheese product.

The Forking Truth