The world has gone forking nuts and everything this time of year has turned to PUMPKIN SPICE and PUMPKIN PUMPKIN EVERYTHING. I forking love M&Ms and foolishly thought I might like these Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s. I never drank a latte but I thought it might be creamy, sweet and mostly pumpkin spiced flavored.

GOD THESE THINGS FORKING SUCKED!

First of all they are slightly oily……yuk.

Then you get the shell that taste the same on all of the M&M’s. The Pumpkin Spice Latte M&Ms taste like bitter coffee grounds in my mouth. Isn’t a forking latte suppose to be a forking milky and sweet drink? God these M&m’s were forking gross! These M&M’s are now part of the forking land fill now.

The forking Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s get an official “Not Worth a FORK!” from me.

Toll House Pumpkin Spice chips by Nestle….ummmm?

Jumbo Pumpkin Mallows…….Can’t knock them till I try them so I won’t.

NEVER forking seen a pumpkin spice lollypop before. Suckers….

Forking Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal.

Those little Debbie Pumpkin Delights have been around for decades. Guess people forking like them.

Forking NUTS! Ain’t nothing sacred?

Pumpkin Spice Chocolate

Pumpkin Spice Cookies

Pumpkin Spice Latte chocolate bar…..Did pumpkin spice latte before….afraid to ever forking do again.

Not too many forking sandwiches would taste good on whole grains pumpkin spice and roasted seeds bread. I’m thinking only turkey or chicken. Your tuna salad or salami would be forking gross on this forking bread.

Pumpkin Spice Thomas English Muffins. Who wouldn’t want eggs on these?

I FORKING KNEW I’d find Pumpkin Spice Oreos sooner or later.

Pumpkin Spice Popcorn…

Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese would taste terrible with lox.

But that pumpkin spice cream cheese might go with these forking pumpkin bagels!

Pumpkin has gone to the dogs

More Forking Pumpkin Dog Food

And of course we forking need cranberry pumpkin dog treats!

And MORE Pumpkin Dog Treats.

Pumpkin Spice Toffee with Pumpkin Seeds

More pumpkin spice biscotti

Don’t think I’ve seen pumpkin spice pretzels before?

Pumpkin spice tortilla chips. How the fork would guacamole taste on them?

Don’t know about Pumpkin Spice Fiber One bars. I think they’d make me forking gag.

Sweets and Pumpkin Terra Chips with Cinnamon and nutmeg. I have to admit this one sounds forking tasty.

Forking pumpkin spice mini wheats.

Pumpkin Spice dinamon buns and scones might be tasty?

This Pumpkin spice syrup you can pour on anything and make it forking pumpkin spice flavored.

Limited Edition PUMPKIN PIE Pop-Tarts!

PUMPKIN Panetone……..what the fork would Nonna say?

Pumpkin Pie Mochi Ice Cream

Pumpkin Tamales Aye……. yi…. yi.. Why?

Maybe the most horrific of the Pumpkin Spice is this next one.

PUMPKIN SPICE CHICKEN SAUSAGE.

Now That’s a WTFork!

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The World has gone FORKING Nuts!

I can only imagine 2016 will be even more filled with Pumpkin Spice.

This concludes Part 3 of the 2015 Reign of PUMPKIN HORROR