The 2015 Reign of PUMPKIN SPICE HORROR Part 3 #pumpkinspiceeverything

IMG_9832

The world has gone forking nuts and everything this time of year has turned to PUMPKIN SPICE and PUMPKIN PUMPKIN EVERYTHING. I forking love M&Ms and foolishly thought I might like these Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s. I never drank a latte but I thought it might be creamy, sweet and mostly pumpkin spiced flavored.

IMG_9833

GOD THESE THINGS FORKING SUCKED!

First of all they are slightly oily……yuk.

Then you get the shell that taste the same on all of the M&M’s. The Pumpkin Spice Latte M&Ms taste like bitter coffee grounds in my mouth. Isn’t a forking latte suppose to be a forking milky and sweet drink? God these M&m’s were forking gross! These M&M’s are now part of the forking land fill now.

Not Worth a FORK!

Not Worth a FORK!

The forking Pumpkin Spice Latte M&M’s get an official “Not Worth a FORK!” from me.

IMG_0099

Toll House Pumpkin Spice chips by Nestle….ummmm?

IMG_9814

Jumbo Pumpkin Mallows…….Can’t knock them till I try them so I won’t.

IMG_9822

NEVER forking seen a pumpkin spice lollypop before. Suckers….

IMG_0103

Forking Pumpkin Spice Oatmeal.

IMG_9818

Those little Debbie Pumpkin Delights have been around for decades. Guess people forking like them.

IMG_0290

Forking NUTS! Ain’t nothing sacred?

IMG_9820

Pumpkin Spice Chocolate

IMG_0104

Pumpkin Spice Cookies

IMG_9821

Pumpkin Spice Latte chocolate bar…..Did pumpkin spice latte before….afraid to ever forking do again.

IMG_9890

Not too many forking sandwiches would taste good on whole grains pumpkin spice and roasted seeds bread. I’m thinking only turkey or chicken. Your tuna salad or salami would be forking gross on this forking bread.

IMG_9889

Pumpkin Spice Thomas English Muffins. Who wouldn’t want eggs on these?

I FORKING KNEW I’d find Pumpkin Spice Oreos sooner or later.IMG_9888

IMG_9950

Pumpkin Spice Popcorn…

IMG_0117

Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese would taste terrible with lox.

IMG_0126

But that pumpkin spice cream cheese might go with these forking pumpkin bagels!

IMG_9955

Pumpkin has gone to the dogs

IMG_9965

More Forking Pumpkin Dog Food

IMG_0054

And of course we forking need cranberry pumpkin dog treats!

IMG_0125

And MORE Pumpkin Dog Treats.

IMG_9958

Pumpkin Spice Toffee with Pumpkin Seeds

IMG_0046

More pumpkin spice biscotti

IMG_0047

Don’t think I’ve seen pumpkin spice pretzels before?

IMG_0048

Pumpkin spice tortilla chips. How the fork would guacamole taste on them?

IMG_0105

Don’t know about Pumpkin Spice Fiber One bars. I think they’d make me forking gag.

IMG_9964

Sweets and Pumpkin Terra Chips with Cinnamon and nutmeg. I have to admit this one sounds forking tasty.

IMG_0049

Forking pumpkin spice mini wheats.

IMG_0051

Pumpkin Spice dinamon buns and scones might be tasty?

IMG_0053

This Pumpkin spice syrup you can pour on anything and make it forking pumpkin spice flavored.

IMG_0050

Limited Edition PUMPKIN PIE Pop-Tarts!

IMG_0124

PUMPKIN Panetone……..what the fork would Nonna say?

IMG_0127

Pumpkin Pie Mochi Ice Cream

IMG_0128

Pumpkin Tamales Aye……. yi…. yi.. Why?

Maybe the most horrific of the Pumpkin Spice is this next one.

IMG_9967

PUMPKIN SPICE CHICKEN SAUSAGE.

Now That’s a WTFork!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The World has gone FORKING Nuts!

That's FORKED Up!

That’s FORKED Up!

I can only imagine 2016 will be even more filled with Pumpkin Spice.

This concludes Part 3 of the 2015 Reign of PUMPKIN HORROR

The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *