NEW, Forking Weird, DifFerent and Special Edition Foods Out There October 2016

 

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There is always something new, weird, different or special edition out there in the markets. I never know what I will see. Here is Velveeta cheese-like products. in some sort of grilled-like cheese and some sort of Mexican Inspired Cheese-like bite. This is the kind of food that you eat when you hit rock bottom and don’t care if you see the next day. I can’t imagine eating this unless I lost all hope or committed a crime and was in prison. The cheese even looks like it’s forking weeping or vomiting.

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Deep fried Twinkies in the Frozen Food Department. I never even ate a Twinkie when I was a child. I know the filling is whipped cow fat, mixed with lots of chemicals and sugar. They just always grossed me out.  Just forking look at the box. I just can’t get my eyes off the box. Looks like the Twinkie on the left is farting a marshmallow and the Twinkie on the right is doing a number 2.

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Here is something from the snack food area called Pasta Bow Ties in Meatball Parm Flavor. How can they forking taste like meatballs if they don’t have meat in them. This snack is vegetarian and I actually purchased it. The bow shape puffs are hollow and taste just like pizza. Not too forking bad…They are tasty. They don’t taste like meatballs and really do taste like pizza so it’s an unexpected win.

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Spicy Sriracha Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. How the Fork can you live without something forking Sriracha flavored in your forking day?

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Even the Vegans can get a taste of Sriracha in their mayonnaise if they are too forking lazy to add Sriracha to mayonnaise themselves.

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Sriracha Horseradish Sauce…….?  Sriracha with Horseradish….that sounds harsh tasting to me…..

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Forking Sriracha Sauce in your Beans. …..How hard is it to just squirt Sriracha in your beans if you want Sriracha flavored beans???

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Cranberry Horseradish Sauce….and of course how can the world still spin without Sriracha Mustard?

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Salted Caramel English Muffins…I can’t imagine them ….I certain they won’t be sweet enough for dessert and are certainly not savory enough for breakfast foods….I would serve these to house guest that are outstaying their welcome with me.

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Bitter Nuts……I don’t remember coming across these before so they are new to me but still unknown because Bitter nuts don’t sound delicious to me.

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Slim Jim meat stick in NEW Flavors of America..?….Buffalo, Philly Cheese Steak and Cali Taco.

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Eggplant Preserves with Walnuts…..I don’t recall seeing this one before. Now these sound like they could be tasty even though sometimes walnuts are too bitter for me.

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I didn’t know what Jallab was so I looked it up and on Wikipedia it states that Jallab is popular drink in some parts of the Middle East. It might be made of carob, dates, molasses and rose water. The drink might come with ice and be topped with floating pine nuts and raisins.

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New Oreos…….. here are thin Chocolate filled with Chocolate!

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Found Cauliflower Rice..No it’s not rice…It’s broken down Cauliflower that some genius is selling as Cauliflower Rice.

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WTF is this?

Cauliflower Cauliettes? It’s forking Cauliflower Rice.

Looks like smashed, broken  cauliflower in a bag to me. Guess the vegetable people make money off the broken parts of cauliflower and come out with lots of fun names to call it.

And if think Cauliflower Rice or Cauliettes was bad here is something worse.

This one is....FORKED UP!

This one is….FORKED UP!

Forking Broccoli Clovers.

WTFork is a forking Broccoli Clover?

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Oh it’s just sliced Broccoli Stems that some lucky genius bagged and sells them as Broccoli Clovers.

That was New, Forking Weird, Different and Special Edition Foods for October 2016. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and never know what I’ll see next.

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