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NEW WEird DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There March 2024

There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, or Special Edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food. Uo above is –

LIMITED EDITION – Dragon Marshmallow Lucky Charms….. guess you eat a bowl of it when you do knight school.

DIFFERENT – Lucky Charms Minis…….Guess they make a good ice cream topper if you like them? Maybe the cereal machine got clogged and that is how these mini’s got invented?

DIFFERENT – Reese’s Minis……More ice cream toppers?

DIFFERENT – Cocoa Puffs Minis – guess you eat a mini cereal when you are only a little hungry?

DIFFERENT – Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mini’s…….That Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the box with the tongue is scary looking.

MORE Cinnamon Toast Crunch

WEIRD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch Loaded……with artificial vanilla cream……how good can that be?…..I thought loaded would be something fun like rum…..

DIFFERENT – KitKat Cereal…….I’ll take my chances with the candy…….

NEW – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes in naturally and artificially flavored chocolate milkshake that also makes milk chocolate flavored……I think I’d rather just eat a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

DIFFERENT and probably LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Froot Loops Wonka naturally flavored and OTHER natural flavors (what on earth can that mean?) flavored that turns your milk berry-licious…..berry berry good?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Reese’s Puffs Bunnies – Some people will hop to it to buy it.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg;s Peeps Marshmallow flavored cereal with MARSHMALLOWS – Oh Boy1

DIFFERENT – Jell-O jelly beans…….naturally and artificially flavored – Hop to it!

DIFFERENT – Peeps flavored cotton candy…..with ARTIFICIAL flavors….For when you are looking for that FAKE taste.

WEIRD – Platinum Dill Pickle Cashews – Weird! Why would I want my cashews to taste like dill pickles ….unless I was CROCKED!

DIFFERENT – Dunkin’ Chocolates (Who knew?) Donut-flavored filled Jelly Donut Chocolate……I’m going to have to try this one……..

WEIRD – Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry & Yogurt Pretzels……More WEIRD and WHY? I can see maybe yogurt…………..but NOPE for strawberry on a pretzel unless you are like 5 years old.

WEIRD – Outer Space Vodka…..makes me want to puke…….ICK!

DIFFERENT – Country Cravings sesame chips that are honey Pineapple habanero flavored…….I tried them…..they are pretty good but unusually fattening…Oh Well.

DIFFERENT – Farmer’s Pantry Honey Butter Cornbread Crisps….Sounds tasty…Might be?

And there is usually something Oreo…….

LIMITED EDITION Oreo Dirt Cake with Gummy Worm inspired sprinkles? WTFork? Well that’s different! Can you “DIG” the dirt cake with gummy worm inspired sprinkles?

Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for March 2024. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month.

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My FORKING Thoughts on Dunkin’ Chocolates Jelly Donut Candy – Just SWEET – Maybe POWDERED Doughnuts

I noticed lately that there is a new trend of things that are not doughnuts that are “Doughnut Flavored.” I didn’t know until I purchased this candy that there are other Dunkin’ Chocolate Candies out there. I saw this one and I decided to give it a try even after reading the ingredients.

It’s made in Poland….

I open it up.

Darn! The one side is damaged and doesn’t come out so I take the other one.

My one dog thinks it smells good. The other dog is uninterested in it. I don’t give them any because this might be harmful to dogs.

I bite into it……It’s so sweet that it is almost hard to taste. I do taste raspberry and what seems like extra sweet white chocolate….I do not really get doughnut here………But I can imagine LOTS OF POWDERED SUGAR……..Maybe this can pass as POWDERED Jelly Doughnut?………I am undecided if I will eat the second one tomorrow……latter I threw the rest out.

Those were my FORKING thoughts on Dunkin’ Chocolates Jelly Donut.

Your FORKING Thoughts may indeed differ.

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NEW WEiRd DIFferenT Special and Limited Edition Foods Out There January 2024

There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll find when we shop for food.

This month I found several really WEIRD ones from-

www.OfftheWagonShop.com

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Pho Candy

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Kale Candy

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Candy

WEIRD -Sour Gummy Boogers Candy

DIFFERENT – Bacon and Cheese flavored CRICKETS

DIFFERENT (but funny) extra strong Memory Mints

WEIRD – Sour Flush -candy plunger with sour powder dip….Looks and sounds like a #2

WEIRD Pickle Cotton Candy by Chocolate Storybook

WEIRD РSpicy Jalape̱o Cotton Candy by Chocolate StoryBook

WEIRD – Maple Bacon Cotton Candy by Chocolate Storybook

WEIRD (and something fishy) Crab flavored candy

DIFFERENT – Craft Beer Lollipops in pale ale, classic lager, and chocolate stout

DIFFERENT – Dee’s Nuts in banana pudding flavored peanuts….???? I think I’d like them with a candy coating but I also think they might be gross if the peanuts are covered in instant pudding powder…??????

DIFFERENT – Dees Nuts in Hot Cheddah peanuts…could go either way?

DIFFERENT – Dee’s Nuts in ranch sriracha peanuts……..ODD thing I noticed…….the first two flavors probably have pork or a meat in them…..Only this can of Dee’s Nuts are kosher and dairy (the circled “U” and the “D”). Isn’t that rooting tooting weird?

I also found a couple really different dog treats.

DIFFERENT – Canine Carry Out – Tacos Minis …

Canine Carry Outs – Hot Dog Minis

And there is usually SOMETHING Oreo…..

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco ARTIFICIALLY Flavored Black & White Cookies……

Well that was the new, weird, different, limited and special editions foods out there for January 2024. Who knows WTFork we will come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2023

There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll find when we shop for food. I found a lot of weird…….

Up above is –

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Possum flavored candy canes…….I’m speechless….I will play possum and make like they aren’t there.

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Gravy candy canes…..WEIRD

WEIRD – Archie McPhee HOT Dante’s Inferno candy canes

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Canes – WEIRD

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Pickle flavored candy canes……….Weird but I am curious about this one….

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Mac & Cheese candy canes………I can’t imagine this.

WEIRD – Archie McPhee bacon candy canes…..Weird but maybe taste like bacon?

WEIRD – Archie McPhee Brisket candy canes – MOOOOOoooooooooooooo

WEIRD – Hot Dog Candy Canes…..maybe you dip them in honey mustard?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Hot Cocoa with Marshmallow cereal…(that looks like reindeer turds.

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Gingerbread Toast Crunch Cereal. The Toast Crunch with the white mustache looks creepy.

LIMITED EDITION = General Mills Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch. Sounds good but I don’t know if it is…

probably LIMITED EDITION – Swiss Miss Peppermint Hot Cacao Mix…that is naturally and artificially flavored ????? What’s artificial…the mint or the chocolate?????????

Grinchmas Edition – Hershey’s How The Grinch Stole Kisses Milk Chocolate Kisses…..Now this is cute. They should sell Grinch Kisses all year!

DIFFERENT – Sprite flavored Tic Tacs……..Sprite isn’t yellow……Why are they yellow?….Hope a dog didn’t do something there….

NEW and Weird – Hostess Twinkies flavored popcorn….I don’t understand this one….. guess this bag of popcorn is a hostess gift?

DIFFERENT – Butterfinger unwrapped minis. Little minis so your butterfingers can just keep dropping them in your mouth.

DIFFERENT – Freshley’s Reese’s Peanut Butter flavored cup cakes….. cupcake a day helps with the muffin top.

WEIRD – Blount’s Lasagna Soup with turkey sausage……Lasagna is a stacked pasta casserole not a soup!

DIFFERENT – Herr’s Carolina Reaper xtra hot cheese curls & Ghost Pepper Hot potato chips….Hot Stuff!

LIMITED EDITION & WEIRD – Nabisco Ritz FUDGE covered crackers……..OH FUDGE why would I want that?……I like crackers with something savory spread on them. I don’t want waxy FUDGE flavor…..

Moving on-

WEIRD – Nickelodeon Krabby Patties gummy candy…

WEIRDER – Lunchables – gummy Pepperoni pizza kit

Really FORKING WEIRD – Frankford Lunchables gummy cracker stackers

Well there is usually something Oreo.

WEIRD – Goethe’s Caramel Creams with Oreo Cookie Pieces filled with cream

Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition Foods for December 2023. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next time.

Oh and Happy Merry Holidays!

Doesn’t Forking matter what flavor the candy is. The kid will shut up with this in the mouth
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WTFork happened to Milk Chocolate M&M’s? They’re Smaller

I haven’t bought a bag of plain M&M’s in a long time until today…..I tried a few and instantly I noticed a difference………They don’t feel or taste the same in my mouth……..I know they are smaller…….I noticed less chocolate when I suck the shells off. Also the ratio is different………Less chocolate makes them seem more sweet and less chocolatey. Then I let my husband try some. He said, “are these the tiny ones?”…..WTFork! Then I went to the internet and found this from wwwFasioncoached.com.

I also found this.

In May 2014 I noticed a few changes in Peanut M&M’s and so far 16 wrote to me and agreed.

This is my May 2014 photo of Peanut M&M’s (above and below)

I happened to pick of some peanut M&M’s recently. Let’s see if they are similar to the 2014 ones. (the photo below)

You know…I think they are even slightly smaller than before……

BAH!

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NEW WeIRD diffERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There November 2023

There is ALWAYS something new, weird, different, limited edition, and special edition in the wonderful world of food. These days we never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is –

WEIRD – Kellogg’s NEW SHAPE Fruity Rainbow Krispies with natural and OTHER? natural flavors. I don’t know WTFORK to think about this….They don’t resemble the normal Rice Krispies in anyway or flavor. But with all them colors I’m sure they can make you FART a rainbow.

NEW – Kellogg’s Special K Strawberry Cheesecake flavored flakes and dipped flakes……What are the dipped flakes? This one just doesn’t seem right…..

NEW or LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Fruit Loops that turns milk berry-licious. I was hoping that this would be Snozberry flavored……..Oh well no snozberries here or chocolate from the chocolate factory..

DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s Froot Loops Cereal straws…looks fun for children!

WEIRD – General Mills Hot Wheels Cereal…..Well why didn’t they make the cereal look like the wheels? or cars? Bet this cereal gives you GAS if you eat it.

NEW – POP-tarts naturally and artificially flavored Banana Bread tarts……..Maybe some people will go bananas for it?

NEW and WEIRD – POP-tarts naturally and artificially flavored frosted apple cinnamon Apple Jacks flavored tarts. ???? hard-core weird.

picture from www.todayshow.com

WEIRD – French’s Yellow Mustard Skittles – NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooope!

DIFFERENT – Emperador Pecan Flavored Sandwich Cookies. Sounds a little nutty but tasty if good.

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey;s Popping Candy Bars These look like leftovers from the 4th of July? Looks like they might make you explosive farts. Be careful where you eat them.

This one you have to buy on-line only.

WEIRD – Digiorno Thanksgiving pie…..Gobble Gobble lol

DIFFERENT – Taco Bell Hot taco shells….?????

DIFFERENT & maybe WEIRD & maybe LIMITED EDITION? Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper Chips……..Maybe they get haunted ghost peppers for Halloween?

LIMITED EDITION – Lay’s Cheetoes Cheese flavored Chips……I don’t know? Could go either way?

NEW – Pringles Harvest Blends that are potatoes and other stuff blended with sweet potato…Sounds good but don’t know yet?

DIFFERENT and maybe Limited Edition….Pringles Enchilada Adobada Chips…..Now that’s different!

DIFFERENT – Brad’s Vampire Killer Crunchy Kale……..I tried them…….They are very different…..Not partially garlic-ee or spicy……More citrus-ee, nutty, and sort of raisin-like in taste.

NEW – Cheese Bites Mozzamini Pearls in original and wasabi….Did I see that right? Yes…wasabi…That’s FORKING strange…..

DIFFERENT – Tabasco Sriracha..???? Is it made of tabasco peppers? Is it sriracha? I’m confused.

DIFFERENT – Cholula in chipotle and sweet habanero…UMMM might be good!

NEW – Cholula in tequila and lime flavor…That sound good for fish or chicken to me…..and

DIFFERENT – Cholula in a green pepper variety….Might be tasty?

This next one is FORKING WEIRD

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WEIRD – Bubble Lick in natural bacon flavor. Bacon flavored bubbles for dogs and kids. This will make your dog and kids farts smell like bacon. Watch Out!

And there is usually something OREO.

maybe WEIRD? – YoCrunch – yogurt with Oreo Crumbs in it……(Ick!)

Well that was the New! Weird! Different, Limited & Special Edition Foods Out There for November 2023. Who know WTFork we’ll come across next month!

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NEW WEIRD DiffERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods October 2023

There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition in the wonderful world of food today! We just never know what we’ll come across when we shop for food. This month I saw lots of chef style frozen dinners at Walmart and lots of new flavors of ice cream and a few other things.

Up above is NEW – Gordon Ramsay Fish and Chips (beer battered pollock and thick chips) I sure do wonder if chef Ramsay with all his Michelin awards will eat this frozen dinner from Walmart?

But wait there’s more!

NEW – Chef Ramsay Lasagna with bolognese sauce and mushroom risotto.

There’s still more!

NEW – Chef Ramsay lemon caper chicken and slow roasted beef in red wine sauce.

NEW – Chef Ramsay four cheese macaroni

NEW – Chef Ramsay chicken pot pie and Shepard’s pie.

I think Guy Fieri is more Walmart Style. (all but one contains pork…oink OINK!)

NEW – Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Cheesy chicken enchilada bowl

NEW – Guy Fieri’s Flavortown sweet and sour pork bowl

NEW Guy Fieri’s Flavortown sloppy Joe Mac & Cheese

NEW – Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Cheesy lasagna with pepperoni marinara sauce

Also NEW at Walmart are frozen meals by famous singer and actress Patti La Belle.

NEW – Patti’s Good Life by Patti La Belle – Chicken & waffles, Collard Greens, Mac & Cheese, Glazed Sweet Potatoes

Kardea Brown is a chef and a Food Network host. She also has frozen dinners at Walmart.

NEW – Delicious Eats by Kardea Brown – Country Kitchen Fried Chicken with mashed potatoes, Country Kitchen Chicken Pot Pie, Southern Kitchen Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo.

Chef and TV host Andrew Zimmern has NEW frozen dinners too!

NEW – Andrew Zimmern – Meatloaf with mashed potatoes, and caramelized onion pulled pork Mac & cheese

NEW – Andrew Zimmern Turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and green beans

At Costco here I’ve found these different almonds.

DIFFERENT – Blue Diamond Bold Korean BBQ Almonds.

NEW – Magic Hat Gummies that turn your tongue blue in 4 flavors (ick…. why?)

NEW & LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen French Style Ice Cream in Champagne, Kiwi Burst, Apple Pie

NEW & LIMITED EDITION Van Leeuwen French Style Ice Cream in – MALT MILKSHAKE & FRIES, Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll, Sticky Toffee Pudding

NEW – Entenmann’s – chocolaty glazed – cookie donut and glazed cookie donut (these are frozen ice cream sandwiches)

DIFFERENT AND WEIRD – Stranger Things Scoops Ahoy The Void – I don’t know WTFork this is.

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Naturally Flavored Pumpkin Spice Cheerios.

LIMITED EDITION – Snyder’s of Hanover Beer Flavored Octoberfest Pretzels….BURP!

Saw some different dog treats.

DIFFERENT – Milk Bone Stacked Cookies Molasses and Peanut Butter

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Dogsters Ice Cream Style treats in nutty and cheese….

and

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Dogsters Ice Cream Style Treats in Cheesy Bac’n

And there’s usually something Oreo.

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Oreo Cookies in artificially flavored Red Velvet.

We that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for October. Who know WTFork we’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DIFFerenT Limited & Special Edition Foods Out There September 2023

There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork that we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is what I’m guessing is-

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Shocking Orange Rice Krispies. I wonder if they make your teeth orange too! That could be shocking.

DIFFERENT and maybe SPECIAL EDITION – Kellogg’s Mindcraft Frosted Flakes with CREEPER BIT Marshmallows…??? I wonder if those green creeper bit marshmallows taste like weird?

DIFFERENT – Duncan’ Hines – Dolly Parton’s Southern Style Banana Cake Mix with OTHER natural flavors…..(WTFORK are other? natural flavors? Otter butts, lizard spit, beetle poop?) Haven’t tried this so it could be great or a BUST!

Found a bunch of different puffs.

DIFFERENT – Outstanding Puffs – Kansas City BBQ flavored……Ummmm?

DIFFERENT – Shrewd Food – Protein Puffs in Brick Oven Pizza Flavor. Too bad I didn’t buy them. I’d like to try them right now!

DIFFERENT – Outstanding Puffs – That are Hella Hot flavored. They sound too spicy hot but I don’t know if they are. I enjoy regular hot…..Hella hot just sounds too hot. I wonder how hot they sell?

DIFFERENT – Moon Cheese Yum Inferno – Dam I should have bought them. They sound yummy but hot. But what flavor is moon cheese?

DIFFERENT – Outstanding Puffs in Chill Ranch…??? Not sure about that flavor. Much taste like a mouthful of buttermilk powder?

DIFFERENT – Chester’s Poppers in jalapeño cheese whirlz…….sound tasty they might be?

Done with puffs for now.

DIFFERENT – Ronilli premium cauliflower crumbs……..I don’t know how they are so I can’t judge………I know I tried cauliflower crackers before and they had a really sour taste so I’m afraid to try cauliflower crumbs…..

DIFFERENT – Starburst Cotton Candy………(ick)

WEIRD – Giants bacon ranch cashews and dill pickle pistachios…..That’s NUTS!

WEIRD – Blue Diamond almonds that are blueberry flavored……

DIFFERENT – Simple Truth Nut Butter Bites in Cocoa Beat Almond flavor…OPPS! I mean Coca BEET Almond…….I’m thinking that these seem like filling for a chocolate candy…..

DIFFERENT – Jeni’s Ice Cream in flavors I’ve never seen before….Brambleberry Crisp and Gooey Butter Cake

I saw lots of interesting flavors of Haagen Dazs….

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Haagen Dazs Summer Berry Cake Pop, Black and White Cookie, Bourbon Vanilla bean Truffle

and

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche Churro

and

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Haagen Dazs Rum Tres Leches and Bourbon Praline Pecan….OH GOSH they all sound fabulous! I think I just gained ten pounds just by thinking about tasting all those ice creams. I didn’t buy any either…this time.

Good old ketchup is new and different now too!

NEW – Heinz Ketchup in habanero and chipotle…..Both flavors do sound good to me.

And there is usually something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Nabisco Soft Baked Oreo Cakesters.

Well that was the new, weird, different, limited, and special edition foods out there for September 2023. Who know WTFork we’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEird diffERENT Special and Limited Edition Foods for August 2023

There’s always something new, weird, different, special, or limited edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food. Up above is

DIFFERENT – Post Disney 100 years of Wonder naturally and artificially flavored “FRUITY” flavored cereal…?????? Fruity can be anything…….it can even be castoreum. I sure hope that it’s not castoreum because that is the fluid from the beaver’s castor sac gland by his butthole……Well whatever this stuff is made from it looks like you will poop Christmas from eating it.

NEW – Wonderworks Keto Friendly Cereal that’s naturally and artificially flavored FRUITY…YIKES Fruity again!

DIFFERENT – Wonderworks Keto Friendly Peanut Butter Cereal….Try this maybe you will go nuts for it?

DIFFERENT – Wonderworks Keto Friendly NATURALLY Flavored chocolate cereal…..Sounds good but don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s It’s Back Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll Cereal….Might be good…might suck?

SPECIAL EDITION – Kellogg’s Red & Blue Color Mix Rice Krispies. Red and blue mixed together makes purple…So that means you will poop purple after eating this.

DIFFERENT – Bushwick Kitchen Trees Knees Spicy Maple Syrup…..This looks like a shampoo bottle…….???? What were they thinking?

NEW – Campbell’s Chuncky Spicy Chicken Quesadilla…….This flavor can’t be good. Who wants a soggy quesadilla?

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Campfire S’Mores French Ice Cream. Might be good or just ok…The regular flavors of this ice cream usually are very good.

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Hot Honey French Ice Cream – I almost cracked and almost picked this up….Sounds like a hot mess that might be…..(BEE)……delicious????????

DIFFERENT – Hershey’s MILKLICIOUS Kisses…..????? It seems these days they will add anything to Waterdown the chocolate……..

DIFFERENT – Mr Beast Quinoa Crunch Chocolate Bar…..????…..Mr Beast eats quinoa? Who knew?

WEIRD – Cap’n Crunch’s naturally and artificially crunch berry rice crisp bar…..This is the stuff that fuels CEREAL KILLERS.

DIFFERENT – Kettle brand air fried potato chips in jalapeño and Himalayan salt flavored…..Sounds like a great idea!

DIFFERENT – Dr Pepper zero sugar strawberries and cream……It’s different than Dr Pepper….Maybe Dr Pepper when he is sick?

DIFFERENT – Crush Soda in Strawberry and Grapefruit……Crush always was an orange flavored soda…..Nothing is forever anymore.

LIMITED EDITION – Old Bay seasoned Goldfish crackers. They’d be good in soup!

DIFFERENT – Kroger low-fat deluxe artificially colored watermelon chocolate chip sherbet….?????

WEIRD – Kroger Deluxe Mermaid Sparkle….WTFork! is that? Blended up Mermaids with fish scales and hair…YUK! Someone must have been on drugs to come up with this one.

And there is usually something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Deluxe Oreo Brownie made with Oreo Cookie Pieces (probably the little ends that break off in production?)

Well that was the new, weird, different, limited, and special edition for August 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month?

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NEW WEirD DiffERNT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There July 2023

There is always some new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll find when we shop for food.

Up above is –

NEW – Kellogg’s Cinnamon Sugar Rice Krispies – It’s a morning RICE and Shine flavor….Great cinnamontography on the box!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW? – General Mills Trix minis……..I think the cereal machine that makes this stuff got clogged and could only squirt out minis……..It sure looks like you are going to poop mini rainbows if you eat them.

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Red, White, and Blue star shaped cereal….Ok this one is going to make you blast fart fireworks !

Maybe DIFFERENT? Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Crunch…….When I ate Raisin Bran it was just called Raisin Bran…….but that was a very long time back……….Raisin Bran Crunch must be something different?

More Crunch? Or maybe the factory is just old now and the crunch is actually cockroaches?

DIFFERENT – General Mills – Cheerios Cinnamon Oat Crunch…..Sounds good but I don’t know….(Could be the same OLD factory with roaches now?)

DIFFERENT – General Mills – Trixs Gardens of the Galaxy naturally and artificially flavored corn puffs….. Ok or are they playing Trix on us?

DIFFERENT – General Mills Gardens of the Galaxy Mega Size Lucky Charms….??? OK Mega Size means mega gut and mega Butt! HA!

NEW – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes naturally and artificially flavored Strawberry Milkshake flavored corn cereal. Berry funny!

DIFFERENT – Cap’n Crunch’s Artificially flavored Berrytastic pancake mix…? How good can that be? Very berry funny!

DIFFERENT – Hostess Crispy Minis Cookies & Creme ……?…..Do you have to wait to be seated to eat them?

DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Fore Roasted Sweet Corn Flavored Popcorn…WOW Popcorn that taste like fire roasted sweet corn! I hope it’s corny!

DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Jalapeño Poppers flavored Cheese Curls – Sounds hot..but might be a chile pepper?

DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Carolina Reaper Flavored Xtra Hot…Cheese Curls…OUCH that might hurt? Is that a crunch with death?

DIFFERENT – Blue Diamond Almonds XTREMES Carolina Reaper HOTTEST Nuts………Not sure if this is actually a smart snack or another crunch with death?

DIFFERENT – Nice Whole Cashews that are Everything Seasoned…..? Do I wrap lox and cream cheese on them? At least they are nice.

DIFFERENT & HOT! – Del Monte Blazing HOT Ghost Pepper Pickle chips…..That sounds too hot to eat? You could use this instead of a baseball bat by your door for protection. Maybe ghost pepper pickle chips make you go BOO hoo?

DIFFERENT – Kraft Strawberry Balsamic Vinaigrette …..Might be good on ice cream?

DIFFERENT – Odang roasted red pepper Hummus Dressing????? Maybe this really is smooth red shrug sauce? (incase you didn’t know sometimes hummus is topped with a green shrug sauce (spicy green Chile -garlic or it can be red from red chilies but shrug is usually chunky. Or maybe it’s just dressing that didn’t make it for salads?

DIFFERENT – Wildflower Shatta sauce. It’s an Arabic hot chili sauce. Some variations are fermented.

DIFFERENT – Native Forest – Organic Young Red Curry Jackfruit…….You just don’t see that all the time!

DIFFERENT – Tzatziki Triscuit. ???? Not sure if I want tzatziki on my tzatziki Trisket?

DIFFERENT – Real handmade Za’atar flavored Pita Chips…..Need hummus with them!

AND there is usually something Oreo……….

LIMITED EDITION ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED (Oh yum!) Cotton Candy Oreo Cookies. JEEPERS Those Oreo People are so creative to figure out artificially flavored sugar instead of using real sugar for cotton candy!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods for July 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month?

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