Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds Recipe

Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds

Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds

This dish is inspired by a side dish I had at Deseo Latin Restaurant in Scottsdale AZ. It’s not the same and isn’t soup like the way it is made at Deseo,  but the combination of Red Lentils with Dates, Almonds, Greens and Cheese is the same.

Ingredients

Vegetable Stock

Rainbow Chard or whatever Fresh Green you can get. (save and chop stems if using Chard)

Onion or Shallots

Red Lentils

Pealed Tomatoes (Cooked or Canned)

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Dates Chopped

Roasted Broken Almonds (I used lightly salted)

Fresh Grated Aged Gouda Cheese or any Cheese with a good flavor that can melt. (Deseo uses Mahon Cheese)

Fresh Crushed Sea Salt or Kosher Salt

Fresh Ground Black Pepper.

Cooked Rainbow Chard with Onions Salt and Pepper

Cooked Rainbow Chard with Onions Salt and Pepper

I started this off by cooking the cleaned up Chard in Vegetable Stock then removing from stock setting aside with some onions I fried up in olive oil and then tossing them in with the salt and pepper.

In my pot of vegetable stock I added a can of pealed whole tomatoes that I broke up slightly. I added maybe 1/2 the tomato can size of red lentils and 1/2 lb. or a little more of chopped dates and maybe a cup of broken roasted almonds.

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Then I added the Chard Onion Mixture and Grated Aged Gouda Cheese.

Rainbow Chard Stems

Rainbow Chard Stems

Lastly I add the Saved Rainbow Chard Stems and then shut the heat off and let it sit a little. The chopped stems are like super delicate watery celery with little flavor but I think they add some interesting texture and color to the dish. Between the cheese, stock and nuts you might not need any more salt but maybe some more pepper. Using a flavorful vegetable stock is part of the key to this recipe. The dates add pops of sweetness and the tomatoes add a little tang. The  browned onions echo threw the dish and the Roasted Almonds add another layer of flavor along with texture.

Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds

Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds

I top the serving with a little cheese and an almond so my guest know what’s in the dish.

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Why do People who can’t cook Chicken Open Restaurants?

Taco Haus Scottsdale AZ

Taco Haus Scottsdale AZ

Chicken is pretty Forking easy to prepare. I think if you pay money to eat Chicken Out that it should be prepared reasonable well.  The Taco Pictured above was made with Chicken that was so Forking dry I almost Forking choked. I am certain nobody ever told the cook here that you cook chicken so well you should open a Forking restaurant.

Times Square Family Restaurant Phoenix AZ

Times Square Family Restaurant Phoenix AZ

The Above Picture also was made with very Dry and  next to Tasteless Sad Chicken.

Not Worth a Fork

Not Worth a Fork

The above food was not worth a Fork.

For God’s Sake just buy a Forking SousVide Machine.

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Any Forking Idiot can prepare Perfect Chicken easy in a SousVide.

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The Chicken comes out Moist and falling off the bone and infused with Concentrated Flavors.

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You have to either Brown the chicken or remove the skin.

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Or Forking teach your Cooks To Cook Chicken in a Fry Pan.

I think Restaurants shouldn’t get licensed until they pass a Food Forking tasting test and Chicken 101 is key to passing. There is no excuse to be served Dry not Worth a FORKing Chicken.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

 

Lemongrass Scented Beet Root Patties Recipe

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I roasted my Beets up with Apple Cider Vinegar and a little water to start with.

Usually I peel my beets but these had super thin skin so I didn’t need too and then I grated them on my box shredder and made them into a thick shredded shape.

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I thought the beets would taste good with Lemongrass, Green Garlic, Thai Chili, Asian Pears, Bean Sprouts, fresh crushed Sea Salt and Fresh Ground Black Pepper.

Asian Pear, Lemongrass, Thai Chili and Green Garlic

Asian Pear, Lemongrass, Thai Chili and Green Garlic

I mixed them together and added a Big Splash of Mirin, and small amounts of Soy sauce and Rice Vinegar, Some Chopped Green Onion and Fresh Chopped Fresh Basil.

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I boiled off some Whole Wheat Spaghetti and added beaten eggs and Sorghum Flour to look like pancake batter and added the Beet mixture till it looked right to me.

Then on med/high heat I almost dry fried them using just a light spray of canola oil.

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I lightly added Crushed Sea Salt and Pepper to them.

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They came out very tasty. I think most people would like them.

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

A little bit of Honestly about Fancy Food Dining

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I’m not a Pig and I don’t need a massive Forking Trough to feed on when I go out and pay for a meal. I do prefer quality over quantity but sometimes restaurants forget you have to actually feed someone  and not just prepare a beautiful plate thats Forking pretty to look at.

Seared Tuna Nicoise ($16.) from The Local, PHX AZ

Seared Tuna Nicoise ($16.) from The Local, PHX AZ

I read wonderful reviews for a new restaurant that opened up in Phoenix so I wanted to try it for lunch.  I thought a $16.00 salad should be pretty nice. I did receive a pretty salad but didn’t even get enough food to feed a dieter.  I’m not a Forking Pig Woman but honestly I was thinking of hitting Costco for Forking food samples after this lunch. None of the reviews I read described this place as a Tapas House nor did my server suggest ordering two Forking plates for lunch. I guess he couldn’t or I’d leave because most people wouldn’t order two lunches at those prices at this place. The food was good but not like Forking Mind Blowing Great!

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Right now I’m just thinking……. What The Fork did they do with that other half of egg? I paid for it and could have used it. The menu said I’d get an egg not a Forking half egg.

I had to bit my own cheek at the waiter telling me I did a good job at finishing all that food on the Forking plate.

Just for fun……I should have told him I was too Forking full for dessert.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

I Have Some Reservations About Truffle Oil

1/4 lb of Frozen Truffles

1/4 lb of Frozen Truffles

If a quarter pound of good FROZEN  (not fresh BUT FROZEN) truffles coast a FORKING $500.00 do you really think your $20.00 bottle of truffle oil is any FORKING good? Do you think it’s really made of Forking truffles?

Most Truffle Oils are not actually made from truffles and are Forking SYNTHETIC CHEMICALS that are also called Aroma because they are similar to  FORKING perfume.

You can find oils and salts that have a trace amounts of truffle in them.

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But they don’t compare to real Truffle. They are only just a slight hint of truffle.

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Truffle oil (if it’s a really FORKING good (($$$$)) one goes well with potatoes(Fries), Eggs, Rice, Popcorn, Bread and Pasta.

But it can never be what real Truffles are.

Often if you get a real truffle it would be either old and dry or a variety that isn’t  desirable like from China or the U.S.A. Truffle. Desirable kinds are like Australian, French or Italian. Expect to pay $20-$75 additional charge to your meal for real FORKING truffle to be shaved on.

I’m not totally against my Trace amount Truffle Salt and Trace amount Truffle Oil after all they make my Fresh just Popped Popcorn taste slightly special.

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Fresh 2 min. no chemicals Popped Pop Corn

Recipe

One Brown Lunch Bag

1/4 C. Pop Corn (hint the big kernels taste and pop better)

Place Brown Bag with your 1/4 C. pop corn kernels with top rolled close. Place in microwave and let it go for up to two minutes. Add whatever spice seasoning you like and spring for butter if you care to.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

Mandarin Orange Salsa Recipe

I purchased these delightful looking Mandarin Oranges from Sprouts. To my surprise they tasted too tart for me to eat.

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I didn’t want to throw them out or make a dessert out of them so I made them into salsa.

Salsa is very easy to make. All I added to the Mandarin Segments were…….

Sweet Onion Chopped

Jalapeño Chopped

Fresh Cilantro Chopped

Garlic Chopped

Some Apple Cider Vinegar

Some Sea Salt fresh Crushed

Some Black Pepper Fresh Grind

Then I just used my Hand Blender and made salsa.

Now it’s Tasty on Grilled or Pan Seared Meats or Seafood.

Mandarin Orange Salsa

Mandarin Orange Salsa

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Vincent Market Bistro Phoenix Arizona #PhxFood

Why wait for Forking Restaurant Week when you can dine at Vincent Market Bistro and get Better than Restaurant Week Forking Pricing anytime on anything there! You can count on warm fresh flaky Croissants served on the most adorable plates.

Croissants

Croissants

We felt like a little wine.

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So we purchased the most Forking expensive bottle on the wine list. ($30.00)

 

We shared a Three Cheese Tartine with tomatoes and basil. That also came with a very fresh greens salad. ($9.50)

Three Cheese Tartine with tomatoes and Basil Pesto

Three Cheese Tartine with tomatoes and Basil Pesto

It was very hard to decide on what dinner to pick since they had so many Forking choices. Some of the dinners we had before were Beef Bourguignon, Coq Au Vin, Crispy Duck Confit, Lamb Shank,  Petite Filet, Lobster and other Seafood Dishes.

I went with one of the lighter dinners and had The Flounder with Basil Beurre Blanc sauce with Fresh Greens as my side. ($13.00)

Flounder with Basil Beurre Blanc Sauce

Flounder with Basil Beurre Blanc Sauce

A pretty Forking amazing dinner for $13.00.  The Fish was so fresh and cooked to perfection. The sauce was light but rich at the same time and the food here always has the perfect amount of fresh herbs in it.

Meat Paella Special

Meat Paella Special

My husband tried the Meat Paella Special. It had the most perfect Forking Scrumptious Moist Chicken.  The Rice wasn’t crunchy but was oh so delicious and was another very amazing meal. ($13.00)

The desserts are always worth the Forking calories here so I was just trying to decide what we’d try and all of a sudden a waiter presents us with Complimentary Strawberry Cobbler ala mode and a Chocolate Mocha Tart.

Strawberry Cobbler ala Mode

Strawberry Cobbler ala Mode

Chocolate Mocha Tart

Chocolate Mocha Tart

I was so full but had to eat the Forking desserts because they were so good!

Then another Waiter brings us more Forking Complimentary Dessrt and is was a trio of Pots de Creme.

Pots de Creme trio

Pots de Creme trio

Service is always Outstanding with a professional dressed staff that works as a team! I do note there is no late night here I think they stop serving at 8pm so you need to arrange for that.

This restaurant is Forking Amazing!

Worth a Fork. I'd drive up to 45 minutes to eat here.

Worth a Fork. I’d drive up to 45 minutes to eat here.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

Filipino Eggplant

Filipino Eggplants

Filipino Eggplants

Filipino Eggplant next to a Chinese Eggplant

Filipino Eggplant next to a Chinese Eggplant

I saw Filipino Eggplants at the Market today so I thought I’d give them a try. I don’t know if mine were typical or not but seemed to have a very thick skin so I removed it.

I thought they seemed more dense than Chinese Eggplants so I broiled them till they had crispy ends.

Broiled and with skin removed Filipino Eggplant

Broiled and with skin removed Filipino Eggplant

I made a thin not sweet Asian Style Inspired sauce and added it to the Eggplant along with sautéed green onions and chopped cilantro, and green onion tops.

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The ends stayed crispy that way.

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Delicious! Oven Fried Parsnip Fries with Ginger Cream and Green Garlic Recipe

Parsnips are very delicious in a number of ways but at the moment I’m liking them Oven Fried with Ginger Cream and Green Garlic.

Oven Fried Parsnip Fries with Ginger Cream and Green Garlic

Oven Fried Parsnip Fries with Ginger Cream and Green Garlic

They are very easy to make as you just wash then cut the Parsnips into  French Fries Shapes. Place on pan to roast and drizzle with oil. Roast them till just fork tender and then let them go a little more on upper rack to crisp and brown them slightly.  Add fresh ground Sea Salt and Crushed Black Pepper.

To make the Cream you can use or make Cream Fraiche and strain. But I make my cream with less fat so I use a combination of Whipped or Light Cream Cheese mixed with Nonfat Greek Yogurt. I grate a good amount of fresh Ginger into it till it’s strong of ginger.

I then top with Chopped Green Garlic.

Green Garlic

Green Garlic

There is no substitute for green garlic. The freshness and milder garlic flavor is delicious here and goes insanely well with the ginger cream. You can use chives or green onions but it won’t be the same. These Parsnip Fries are so tasty you will make them again and again!

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Carrot Ribbons around Parsnip Fries

Carrot Ribbons around Parsnip Fries

 

Easy Delicious Roasted Carrots with Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

Roasted Carrots, Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

Roasted Carrots, Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

I purchased some Black Garlic at Trader Joe’s.

Trader Joe's Black Garlic

Trader Joe’s Black Garlic

I wasn’t sure what I was going to do with it so then I tasted the Black Garlic.

To me it seemed more like fruit than garlic and was sort of like a fig and a prune mixed together but with a little twang going on.

I thought since Black Garlic is only Garlic I thought it would go with my Grape Tomatoes I had.

So I put my Grape tomatoes and Black garlic with a sprinkle of extra virgin olive oil in a pan to roast.

Grape tomatoes with pealed black garlic

Grape tomatoes with pealed black garlic

Till they looked like this.

Roasted Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

Roasted Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

I also just roasted red carrots from the farmers market.

Roasted Red Carrots

Roasted Red Carrots

So I tasted them together and it is a very good match. The sweetness of the carrots and Jammy from the Black Garlic almost candies the carrots and the tomatoes are already sweet.

Roasted Carrots, Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

Roasted Carrots, Grape Tomatoes and Black Garlic

 

Forking Good!

Forking Good!