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Getting HOT in Phoenix Arizona but still was able to Forking Dine with Dogs

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It’s getting forking hot in Phoenix Arizona but we had a few cooler weekends just right for dining outside. Our adventure started with a fun car ride.

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Last week we enjoyed Leo’s Island BBQ and this week we went back to Cucina Tagliani in Glendale AZ to sit under their covered spacious patio. Each dog received their own complimentary pan of water and we received complimentary garlic toast.

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My husband ordered a Stromboli.

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The 14 year old seemed highly interested in the Stromboli.

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Then he got some.

The three year old got some too.

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I had the strawberry goat cheese salad with chicken.

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My salad was very good. Years ago the chicken always sucked here as it was usually very dry and not so tasty. Cucina Tagliani has improved greatly over the past year with the menu changes. The chicken was moist and tasty. The salad was fresh and crisp and the house made dressing was delicious.

The dogs also enjoyed the chicken although I think the 14 year old liked the Stromboli more.

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Both dogs left with smiles!

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On the ride home the 14 year old just kept smiling and the three year old fell asleep as three year olds normally do.

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Later they were in the mood for a little vino.

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The three year old went for a second forking bottle.

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Just forking kidding dogs don’t forking drink wine.

It’s getting hot in Phoenix Arizona but the past two weekends were cool enough to Forking Dine with Dogs!

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Semolina Flat Bread Recipe

Pizza semolina flat bread

Pizza semolina flat bread

This flat bread comes out crispy and is much lighter and thinner than pizza.

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This recipe makes two 14 inch round flat breads 8-16 servings depending on how forking much you eat.

set your forking oven to 475 degrees with a seasoned baking stone in the oven.

Ingredients

1 3/4 cup bread flour

2/3 cup semolina

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1 pack of yeast

1 cup water (temperate that your yeast needs)

1 Tablespoon sugar

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

an extra drizzle of extra virgin olive oil to lightly coat a pan

Directions

In a big bowl add your sugar and yeast then add the correct temperature water that your yeast needs and let the bowl sit in a warm place for about an hour till it gets all bubbly. Then add everything except for the salt.

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Mix well and shape into a ball.

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Cover with plastic wrap and place in a warm place for about an hour.

The dough should double in size. Now add your salt.

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Punch the dough down and try mix it up good and shape into a ball again. Cover with plastic wrap and let it double again.

Divide the dough in half and use a lightly oiled pizza pan to stretch out the dough. Place the stretched dough in your 475 degree oven for about 4 minutes, then remove and flip it on to a board to transfer to the baking stone. You might want to top it at this time or partially top it and add everything except for the cheese because your not adding much cheese to this bread and it might burn.

You will need to watch the flat bread in the oven. It should only need 4-5 minutes. When you add the cheese it will be hot and the cheese might melt on. If the cheese doesn’t melt enough you will only need a minute in the oven for the cheese.

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Forking Good

Kai Restaurant Chandler AZ is Certainly Worth a Fork

Menu from Kai Chandler AZ (notice hand painted water color be a tribe elder)

Menu from Kai Chandler AZ (notice hand painted water color be a tribe elder)

Kai Restaurant is a five diamond AAA and a Forbes Travel Guide five star restaurant.

The cuisine is tribal Native American and uniquely Arizonian and does  use regional and non regional ingredients. (such as elk flown in from Australia) The menu changes with the seasons and on this season it is very protein filled. Every item on the menu has some sort of meat in it except for possibly one of the salads.

Native flute music serenades the dining room and a small amount of educational Native America history was told to us by our server about the hand painted watercolors on our menus. The room we sat in was small and formal but showed us a view of the  Reservation Land and the walls of the dining room were adorned with artwork of an elder tribe leader.

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We start our culinary journey with our first of several amuse bouche to come.

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It was some sort of melon soup that differed from the mellon soup on the menu. I can tell you it was very layered with flavors and each small sip I took left a different taste in my mouth.

Next we were served an assortment of Native American Style Breads with local olive oil that was adorned with seeds.

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I started with a salad called “From The Garden.”

"From The Garden" salad from Kai Chandler AZ

“From The Garden” salad from Kai Chandler AZ

It was the most stunning looking salad I’ve ever seem and also had some produce in it that I’ve never seen before like some sort of wild spinach with leave leaves and a fuzzy red top. The vegetables looked as if they were growing out of the plate from an earth like looking substance. The salad was composed of macerated beets, sun choke froth, a potato, green and white asparagus, fiddle head ferns, mushrooms, exotic greens, saguaro syrup, vinegar and cactus powder. The beets had a unique creamy texture that I thought was interesting.

"From The Garden" Kai Chandler AZ

“From The Garden” Kai Chandler AZ

I was not excepting the earth like substance to be forking squid to be in a salad called “From The Garden”  As my server sat the salad in front of me he explained that the edible dirt that the vegetables were growing up from was made with squid ink and bread crumbs.

My husband’s salad called “Hand Picked Lettuces” was also amazing to look at.

"Hand Picked Lettuces" Kai Chandler AZ

“Hand Picked Lettuces” Kai Chandler AZ

Next I get another amuse bouche.

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It’s some sort of black garlic, chocolate mousse kind of appetizer  with cherry bites. It was very savory and not dessert like at all.

My husband had another appetizer plate of Escargot, Wild Mushrooms and Caramel Goat Cheese with toast, truffle crema, lemon, black garlic and pork belly. The Truffle Crema was straight across when the plate arrived and snapped as soon as I took the picture.

Escargot Wild Mushrooms & Caramel Goat Cheese Kai Chandler AZ

Escargot Wild Mushrooms & Caramel Goat Cheese Kai Chandler AZ

The truffle crema was made with yogurt and was frozen into a thin flat rectangle shape that topped the toast like a see saw until it quickly broke. The truffle crema was delicious but the most interesting part about the appetizer was the carmel goat cheese as it was unlike goat cheese either of us had anywhere.

An amuse bouche comes our way and this time it’s a fig and date sorbet that was topped with a dot of some kind of vinegar. It was refreshing and not really sweet.

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For Dinner I had the Chimayo Rubbed Dry Aged New York Strip with horseradish potatoes gratin, creamed spinach, heirloom carrots with bordelaise sauce.

Chimayo Rubbed Dry Aged New York Strip Kai Chandler AZ

Chimayo Rubbed Dry Aged New York Strip Kai Chandler AZ

Horseradish Potato Gratin, Creamed Spinach Kai Chandler AZ

Horseradish Potato Gratin, Creamed Spinach Kai Chandler AZ

My steak wasn’t the most succulent steak I’ve ever had but did have the most interesting crust on a steak I ever tried. It was crispy, caramelized and tasty. It was different and seemed like a very large portion to me and after I ate what I wanted I had at least 6 ounces to bring home for latter. The heirloom carrots were scented with vanilla or something that reminded me of vanilla.   I thought the creamed spinach was delicious but I felt the potatoes gratin was over salted so I skipped over them and my husband ate them. He said they were too salty but he ate them anyway.

My husband’s dinner of Bellota Iberico Liomo Wrapped High Country Elk Loin with Fossil creek Chèvre Risotto with wild mushrooms, natural jus and truffle emulsion looked like a far more complex dish to me.

Bellora Iberico Liomo Wrapped High Country Elk Loin Kai Chandler AZ

Bellora Iberico Liomo Wrapped High Country Elk Loin Kai Chandler AZ

I got forking jealous when the server grated fresh truffles over his dish.

I managed to save room for dessert and tried the P.B.& J.

P.B.& J. Kai Chandler AZ

P.B.& J. Kai Chandler AZ

It was cylinders of frozen peanut butter mousse heaven with rings of fresh peanut butter sponge, poached grapes, crunchy P.B. dust, crisp meringue, red wine hibiscus dots and tart but not too tart blackberry five spice sorbet. This dessert was all delicious anyone that eats peanuts should like this dessert. Little tasty fresh flowers also stood out of some of the red wine hibiscus dots.

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After dessert was another amuse bouche of three different hand made stuffed chocolates.

Our car was waiting for us out front with a hand written Thank You Card from our server, two bottles of fancy water and a small box with two chocolates.

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We had a great meal and also saved a great deal of money off the check since we attended the Devoured Festival and that entitled us to complimentary glasses of wine and an appetizer for each one of us.

With or without the extra savings a night of tranquillity, a small amount of education, and very special food was certainly Worth A Fork!

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Worth a Fork

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Red Bell Pepper Pesto Recipe

Genuine Sardinian Parchment Cracker topped with Red Bell Pepper Pesto and Sardinian Cheese

Genuine Sardinian Parchment Cracker topped with Red Bell Pepper Pesto and Sardinian Cheese

This delicious sauce is easy to prepare. It’s something that nearly everyone would like. The Sardinian Parchment Cracker is very light and thin. The cracker needs only a small amount of pesto and I topped it with Sardinian  Fioro Sardo cheese. A similar cheese would be a pecorino. Instead mixing the cheese into the sauce I prefer to use a vegetable peeler and peel some on the top. That way it’s more layered with textures and flavors and the cheese doesn’t get lost in the mix. I also tried to make this sauce as healthy and light as possible and used a minimum amounts of oil and nuts.

Ingredients

8 Roasted red bell peppers (skin, stems seeds removed) you also need to keep the liquid from the roasted peppers.

2 garlic cloves minced

1 large red thai chili minced

2 oz. pine nuts toasted

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1 teaspoon aleppo red pepper

1/2 cup fresh basil (cleaned, stems removed and I packed the leaves in really tight)

Just combine and blend.

Red Pesto

Red Pesto

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

 

Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ is Worth a Fork!

Chicken and Rib Combo Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Chicken and Rib Combo Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Leo’s Island BBQ is one of the very few independent family owned restaurants in the Arrowhead Mall area in Peoria AZ. Leo’s Island BBQ is a Fast/casual restaurant where you order at the counter and seat yourself.  Leo’s specializes in the Hawaiian Plate Lunch. It’s a forking big portion of meat or a combination of meats that sit on a pile of steamed fresh cabbage studded with some fresh/crisp broccoli, a double scoop of rice (white or brown) and a large scoop of Hawaiian Style creamy macaroni salad. They offer about 30 varieties of the Hawaiian Plate Lunch and also do offer appetizers, Soups, Salads, Mini Meals (that not so mini) Burgers, Hawaiian Bowls, Family Meal Deals and Catering. They offer lots of variety in a fast casual atmosphere and the food is hot and fresh 100% of the time. All the food is fresh made and not from a freezer and all the sauces and marinades are made in house. Portions are very large….I mean FORKING large so be prepared to bring some back home with you. This is also a very inexpensive restaurant to dine in. If I recall correctly the most expensive Lunch Plate goes for around $8.50. To me this is less expensive and MUCH BETTER than forking Fast Food since that lunch plate can be two meals and is far superior to any place in the mall food court. It’s real food that’s always prepared perfect and that’s always fresh and tasty and remember it’s casual and served in a styrofoam container. The owners are also very pleasant and make you feel welcomed every time.

Chicken and Kalua Pork Combo Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Chicken and Kalua Pork Combo Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

The Kalua Pork is one of the specialties. It’s slow roasted with several different exotic leaves that make it Hawaiian Style and not like something you’d make at home. Good luck finding Ti, Banana and sea leaves if your going to try to re-create this at home.

Curry BBQ Chicken Mini Meal Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Curry BBQ Chicken Mini Meal Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

One of my favorite meals to get at Leo’s are the Curry BBQ Chicken (dark meat) and Island Curry Chicken (white meat) . The chicken is always fresh and prepared juicy perfect. I Like the fresh made curry sauce as it has a lot of flavor and also is on the spicy side. The potatoes and carrots give it that homey taste and the (not so mini) mini meal is also packed with fresh steamed cabbage, broccoli and a scoop each of macaroni salad and rice. It only cost around $5.00 something.

Mahi Mahi Grilled Fish Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Mahi Mahi Grilled Fish Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

One of my other favorite dishes from Leo’s is the  Mahi Mahi Grilled Fish. Evey time I ordered it the fish is fresh tasting and flaky with a such a forking tasty light crust. I also get the lemon pepper chicken Hawaiian Plate. It’s set up the same as the above or below plate. I’m guessing that it’s at least 8 oz. of juicy white meat chicken simple with just lemon and pepper. Once I got the Mahi Fish Burger. It was so darn tasty I couldn’t stop eating it and I left really forking full.

 

 

Shrimp & BBQ Chicken Combo Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Shrimp & BBQ Chicken Combo Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

They always fry the shrimp perfect at Leo’s and it looks cool in the circle shape.

Grilled Spam Moco Leo's Island BBQ Peoria AZ

Grilled Spam Moco Leo’s Island BBQ Peoria AZ

You can’t forking see what all is in the plate but Leo’s offers two kinds of Moco’s. The Island Loco Moco is a hamburger steak topped with gravy and two eggs. The Grilled Spam Moco is Grilled Spam topped with two eggs and gravy.

Leo’s offers a lot of variety, of always fresh hot and tasty food at budget prices. You might get so happy you ate here you just might do a hula.

The 14 yr old coming back from Leo's

The 14 yr old coming back from Leo’s.  He enjoyed sitting on the patio with me and always enjoys sharing the Hawaiian Plate Lunches at Leo’s. This photo was taken this past weekend.

He said,” I’ve enjoyed the food from Leo’s for years now. Leo’s is worth a Fork!”

Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork!

 

 

 

#AintNothingLike A Good Old Sandwich with Head Cheese and Haggis Smeared with Vegamite

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If your on a computer you should be familiar with forking #hashtags.

Here are some fun food related #hashtags that I forking came up with. Feel free to forking add your own in the comment box if you care too. This is just forking silly fun if you aren’t feeling humorous right now get the fork out of here.

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#MakeATVShowTasty

The Fresh Blintz of Bel Air

Everyone Loves Raymond’s Tuna Salad

M*A*S*H*ed P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S

Bob Newhart Tartare

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#FoodieBandNames

Fleetwood McMac

Diana Ross and the Orange Supremes

The Rolling Scones

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#MakeASongBritish

Boy in the Bubble and Squeek

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#ToFattenAMovie

Forrest Rump

Lard of the Onion Rings

Saving Private Reserve Cheese

Hot Dog Day Afternoon

XL-Men: Days of Future Fat

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#BeatlesCookBook

With a Little Kelp from my Friends

While my Za’atar gently steeps

Norwegian Food

Old Brown Choux

Money Can’t buy me Chubs

Baby your a Rich Flan

Baklava it’s You!

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#RuinAMovieWithPancake

No Country for Old Pancakes

Saving Private Flap Jack

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#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

GoatFellas

Dancing with Goats

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#RuinAn80sSong

We’re Not Gonna Bake It

She Blinded me with an Appliance

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#FoodieBandNames

Crosby Stills and Mashed Potatoes

The Moody Blueberries

Iron Butterflied

Country Joe and the Gefilte Fish

Nine Inch Kales

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#LessViolentFilms

The Cod Father

Planet of the Grapes

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#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCheese

The Day the Earth Stood Stilton

Cheesy Encounters of the Third Kind

Monty Python and the Holy Swiss

Around the World in Eighty Double Gloucester’s

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#RejectedCandyHearts

I Give My Fart to You

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WTFork Happened to Yogurt?…….. Yogurt Used to be a HEALTHY Food

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WTFork happened to yogurt? …….Yogurt used to a be a healthy food. Hippies would eat it with Grapenuts or fresh fruit. They also used to show TV documentaries and TV commercials with 100 year old+ Russian People all eating yogurt and it was suggested that yogurt was a contributing factor that was associated with longevity or old farts living way past 100 forking years old doing forking hard farm work and liking it all eating yogurt.

Yogurt is produced by the bacterial fermentation of milk.

People have been eating yogurt for at least 5,500 years.

Eating yogurt can help you absorb nutrients from other foods better.

I doubt you get the same healthy benefits when your yogurt is mixed with forking candy. I also doubt that candy taste good in yogurt. I forking like candy but would never eat candy in forking yogurt. For me they sure don’t forking pair well.

The Chobani Yogurts pictured up top featured yogurts with bowls of chocolates on top of them that were Hershey’s Pips & Whoppers Malt balls.

If I was a forking kid and got that in my forking lunch I’d toss the yogurt out into a forking sewer and just keep the forking chocolates.

But Chobani isn’t the only one that offers you forking candy with your yogurt.

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YoCrunch offers SNICKERS and TWO kinds of forking TWIX!

WTFork!

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M&Ms and Peanut M&Ms too!

WTFork!

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Forking Oreos and Forking Jelly Beans Oh My!

That's FORKED Up!

That’s FORKED Up!

WTFork!

Yogurt used to be a healthy food.

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Pastrami Lovers Pastrami & Rye Individual Meat loaves Recipe

 

Pastrami Lovers Pastrami and Rye Meatloaf as a sandwich with a Red Russian kind of dressing

Pastrami Lovers Pastrami and Rye Meatloaf as a sandwich with a Red Russian kind of dressing

This recipe makes 18 individual very flavorful moist pastrami and rye flavored meat loaves. I do forking note that I found on WORD HIPPO the correct way to spell and say the plural of Meat Loaf is Meat Loaves. Sounds forking weird but these meat loaves come out delicious and moist.

Set Oven to 350 degree and you will need slightly oiled baking sheets.

Ingredients

2 lbs. lean ground beef (I used 93%)

10 oz. Pastrami Chopped (I had a fatty chunk and trimmed off all the hard fat and had 10 oz. remaining)

2 beaten eggs

5 garlic cloves grated

7 oz. seeded fresh rye bread

3/4 in. ginger grated

1 Tablespoon coriander

1/4 teaspoon fennel seed

1/3 teaspoon white pepper

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1 Tablespoon kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon allspice

pinch cloves

1 lb. silken tofu beaten

3 oz. crispy fried onions

1 teaspoon of liquid smoke

Some cooking oil or cooking spray to oil pans with

fresh ground sea salt

fresh ground black pepper

2 or so Tablespoons of  caraway seeds to sprinkle tops of meat-loaves with.

Directions

Combine all the ingredients except oil, fresh ground sea salt, fresh ground black pepper and caraway seeds.

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Measure each loaf into a 4 oz. oval shape. You should have 18 individual loaves.

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In about 25 minutes your pastrami meat loaves will be done. They freeze and reheat well. For the Red Russian dressing kind of dressing i mixed up some tomato paste, dijon mustard, spicy relish, prepared horseradish, water, fresh ground sea salt and fresh ground pepper. Any sort of mustard sauce would also go well with them too. They’d go great with the pickled white beets with caraway seeds and also would go great with braised cabbage.

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Forking Good!

 

 

 

My Forking Review on the Mincy by Rigamonti……… forget about the Pastabilities

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I found this forking cute gadget at Home Goods. It claims to have many uses. It’s suppose to grind meat, make sausage and pasta too. Beside being cute, machine washable, less than $20, and easy to put together it has a cool suction device that doesn’t actually suck as it  secures the almost non-working machine to any surface.

I didn’t forking even try to grind meat because it really sucked SO FORKING MUCH at just making pasta. First I tried some  spelt pasta and it took me about 50 cranks to put out this much pasta. I sure was forking cranky after this but thought a more traditional 50% semolina 50% flour mixture might do the trick to making some forking pasta.

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So I gave forking rigatoni’s a try.

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Same forking thing. About 50 FORKING CRANKS for FORKING 3 pieces of forking pasta.

I forking went back to Home Goods and returned this idiotic device because this forking gadget has ZERO Pastabilities in my forking kitchen.

Not Worth a FORK!

Not Worth a FORK!

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The Forking Truth

 

 

Forking Easy Pickled White Beets with Caraway Recipe

White Beets

White Beets

If you like rye bread you’ll forking love pickled white beets with caraway seeds.

Many people roast beets and then marinate them to make pickled beets. I find that they are very easy to pickle when you simply roast them in about 1 part water, 1 part vinegar (I usually use apple cider vinegar or rice wine vinegar) 1 part sugar and about a tablespoon of salt. You want the liquid to go about half way up on the beets.

I started with around three pounds of beets. I just cut my beets in half. Place them in a pan. Top the beets with water, vinegar, sugar and salt and cover with foil. Let them roast at about 375 degrees until soft (about one hour). Keep liquid but pull the beets out to cool. When cool enough to handle the skins just slide off easily.

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I slice the beets up and add back to the liquid and add thinly sliced sweet onion. They are better the next day but I got pickled beets already.

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I usually like them plain but I do take out a small batch and sprinkle some caraway seeds on the beets to give them a different flavor.

Pickled White Beets with Caraway Seeds

Pickled White Beets with Caraway Seeds

Now I have pickled white beets with caraway seeds. I think even people who don’t like beets would like these. Pickled white beets with caraway seeds are uniquely delicious. If you like rye bread you’ll forking love pickled white beets with caraway seeds!

Forking Good!

Forking Good!