I like Pickled Beets and make them often. I recently made a simple batch of them. I just roasted them up in a covered pan filled with some Cider Vinegar, Some water and some Nectresse (or sugar) . I let them roast at 350 for about an hour till they were fork tender. When they were cool enough to handle I slid the skins off. Sliced them up with very thinly sliced raw onion and let the mixture with it’s juices sit. This way they come out nice and not over pickled or too sweet. I added fresh chunks of watermelon to my beet mixture and I think the Pickled Beets with Onions complements the sweetness of the watermelon without overpowering it. This is a very light and refreshing salad that also looks pretty and is something different that I haven’t seen before.
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Durian Fruit was the strangest Fruit I ever Tasted
It wasn’t too recent but I will never forget how strange Durian Fruit tasted and to this day never tasted anything like it.
All Durian Fruit here in the U.S. is sold frozen because of it’s strong smell so I do note fresh Durian might differ. After thawing my frozen portion a strong strange unfamiliar smell filled the house so I took it outside to try.
The strong smell fascinated my dog. I didn’t offer him any since I didn’t know how it would affect him.
I tried the tiniest smallest amount and found it super concentrated with flavor. For a split moment it almost tasted like very rich creamy sweet banana custard and I thought it wasn’t bad but the taste grows and changes and then turns very oniony. Then it gets super oniony. The banana taste leaves and then it gets like super massive truckloads of rotten onions. That tiny maybe 1/8th of a teaspoon taste turned into like having 100 super rotten onions in my mouth.
I don’t think I’ll be trying Durian Fruit again.
Forking Easy Quick Ricotta Gnocchi Recipe
Ricotta Gnocchi are very quick and Forking easy to make. My method differs slightly. Instead of rolling out the dough in flour that toughens the gnocchi these are more tender and light because the dough is extruded threw a pastry bag into the boiling salted water. The Gnocchi are so Forking easy to make you don’t need to measure really. you just need these ingredients and a pastry bag.
Ricotta Cheese ( fresh made from Forking easy previous recipe)
Egg (beaten)
Flour (smaller amount than Ricotta Cheese)
Grated hard Italian Cheese (I used Parmigiano Reggiano) (about a cup)
White Pepper (about 1/2 Teaspoon)
Nutmeg (about 1/8 Teaspoon)
Kosher Salt or Sea Salt (About 1/2 Teaspoon)
Extra Virgin Olive (as gnocchi’s come out of boiling water you drizzle the olive oil to prevent sticking and it also adds flavor)
All you really have to remember is that you want to add as little flour as possible so your Gnocchi isn’t heavy. So eyeball your ricotta cheese and you add in a smaller amount of flour than what you have of ricotta. Add the rest of ingredients. Don’t add much Forking nutmeg you will only need 1/8 of a teaspoon or less you don’t want to taste it but it adds something really nice to the flavor.
Combine ingredients and fill your Forking pastry bag. (not a Forking Ziplock bag)
Ricotta Gnocchi are Forking Easy to Make!
Ricotta Cheese is “Whey” Easier & Quicker to Make than You Think Recipe
All you need to make Ricotta Cheese is Whole Milk, Heavy Cream, Salt and Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice. You don’t even need to measure or use a thermometer. Any Forking Person can make delicious Fresh Ricotta Cheese that taste better than most store purchased and will also have less stabilizers and Chemicals in it.
Use some heavy Cream maybe 1/4-1/3 to your ratio of whole milk and some Kosher or Sea Salt. (1/4t.-1t. depending on how much your making) (I used heavy whipping cream because I couldn’t get regular heavy cream from my market, it’s similar enough where it works in this recipe)
I put my pot on a medium heat and let it slowly boil for about 5 minutes.
Then I added my fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice and let it boil about 5 minutes.
Then I pour into Colander with Paper Towel as a liner. I think Paper Towel works better for Ricotta than Cheese Cloth.
You need to wait maybe 20 minutes for the whey to come out and then your ready for Fresh Ricotta Cheese.
Morel Mushrooms are too Forking Dirty to Eat!
After only trying to prepare Morel Mushrooms twice I decided they are too Forking dirty for me to ever eat.
A year or so back I had the same exact Forking exsperience I just had this week with Forking Morel Mushrooms. I saw little worms coming out after I washed them. It bothered me. Not too long after that Chef, TV Personality and Cook Book Author Sara Moulton was accepting Food Related Questions via a Morning Show and I asked her about how do you clean all the worms and stuff out of Morel Mushrooms. Chef Sara said you have to cut them in half and clean them out to see what ‘s in there. She also said they are so dirty but also are so tasty you just gotta eat them. The Forking Truth! Not too much latter the Twitter Emeril Lagasse ( I don’t think it really is him and maybe is a paid employee??? Don’t Know!) was taking food related questions and I asked him, how do you clean Morel Mushrooms and he said, “With a Mushroom Brush”. The Forking Truth!
I decided maybe I just just got some Forking bad ones from AJ’s? I saw some nice looking Morel Mushrooms at the Farmer’s Market and decided to give them another try.
They looked nice but after a day in my Fridg.
I see worms all around the bag. I still try to soak the morels in salt water like you are suppose to do for a day. A few hours latter they looked like this.
I saw these little white things. Not sure if they are Maggots?
I rinsed them out and then saw another worm coming out and my stomach turned.
I just have to say NO to Morel Mushrooms because they are too FORKING dirty for me to eat!
5-9-14 Ted Allen via Twitter was taking food questions so I asked him my question.
I found my question to Chef Sara Moulton.
I also found my question to Emeril.
6-4-14
Emeril was taking questions at @RED so I asked him my question again.
Restaurants Reviews need to be taken with a Grain of Salt (sometimes truckloads)
I ‘ve come to the conclusion that you have to take online restaurant reviews with a grain of salt sometimes Forking Truck Loads of Salt.
I decided to try this one restaurant that had great reviews on three Forking review sites. On Urbanspoon they had a 92% approval rating. On Yelp they rate at 4 stars.
On Tripadvisor this same place has a 4.5 Rating out of 5.
I will tell you I first went to this Forking restaurant for lunch. My husband started with Minestrone Soup. The soup was very thin and burnt tasting with decomposing vegetables in it. The soup also lacked beans and pasta and was very Forking disappointing to say the least. Then our salads arrived. The Greens seemed fresh but were just Iceberg that was topped with vegetables that came from a can or a bottle served with bottle tasting dressing and dry chicken.
A few years went by and this place still has very good reviews and also was featured in our local paper so we decided to Forking try them for dinner hoping they were better for Forking dinner.
The dinner menu was made of mostly Chicken Dishes so I thought Dinner Chicken should be good. I soon received a generous amount of almost solid as rock dry almost Forking tasteless naked pale chicken covered in a thin, oily next to tasteless sauce served with nicely cooked pasta in that same dreadful sauce.
The dinner came with Garlic Toast that just tasted like Cooking Oil with maybe some butter and some dry almost tasteless herbs sprinkled on.
Here’s to these online reviews.
I understand a place can have a bad day or do some dishes better than others but there is no way that this place should have the FORKING reviews I read and I know for a fact that this isn’t the only example of this sort of thing.
I just had another exsperience reading really great reviews for a little fast/casual Hawaiian Style Eatery in Phoenix.
Honest to GOD the food we tried was mostly inedible. Most of the food seemed old and like BAD leftovers I do note Leftovers can be good but what I got here seemed pasted it’s prime. The fried Foods squirted out cold not good tasting oil. The house made potato salad tasted awful but the macaroni salad tasted even worst. I think it was really old because the mayo in it sort of broke down to oil and paste. Neither the Potato Salad or the Macaroni Salad seemed to have even just salt or pepper in them and were overly bland. A few things were edible but were just OK. I was starving so I ate some.
This food was not 4.5 stars.
Corn Pasta-Corn Patties Recipe
This time of year I came by Corn priced 5 for a $1.00. I didn’t get the best corn as it might have been old since the kernels were kind of dried out. I also had Corn Pasta in my pantry.
I thought I could make patties with them using Corn Masa Flour.
All I needed to add was a few eggs, a little melted butter, (because butter just taste good with corn) Chopped Green Onions, Fresh Crushed Sea Salt and Fresh Ground Black Pepper. I kept it simple but could have added Fresh Cilantro, Hatch Chili’s, Jalapeño and a garlic clove.
They cooked up real easy on Medium High Heat with just a light spray of canola oil. I lightly salted and peppered each side. They could be kicked up with toppings like sour cream and salsa.
Red Lentils with Rainbow Chard, Dates and Almonds Recipe
This dish is inspired by a side dish I had at Deseo Latin Restaurant in Scottsdale AZ. It’s not the same and isn’t soup like the way it is made at Deseo, but the combination of Red Lentils with Dates, Almonds, Greens and Cheese is the same.
Ingredients
Vegetable Stock
Rainbow Chard or whatever Fresh Green you can get. (save and chop stems if using Chard)
Onion or Shallots
Red Lentils
Pealed Tomatoes (Cooked or Canned)
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Dates Chopped
Roasted Broken Almonds (I used lightly salted)
Fresh Grated Aged Gouda Cheese or any Cheese with a good flavor that can melt. (Deseo uses Mahon Cheese)
Fresh Crushed Sea Salt or Kosher Salt
Fresh Ground Black Pepper.
I started this off by cooking the cleaned up Chard in Vegetable Stock then removing from stock setting aside with some onions I fried up in olive oil and then tossing them in with the salt and pepper.
In my pot of vegetable stock I added a can of pealed whole tomatoes that I broke up slightly. I added maybe 1/2 the tomato can size of red lentils and 1/2 lb. or a little more of chopped dates and maybe a cup of broken roasted almonds.
Then I added the Chard Onion Mixture and Grated Aged Gouda Cheese.
Lastly I add the Saved Rainbow Chard Stems and then shut the heat off and let it sit a little. The chopped stems are like super delicate watery celery with little flavor but I think they add some interesting texture and color to the dish. Between the cheese, stock and nuts you might not need any more salt but maybe some more pepper. Using a flavorful vegetable stock is part of the key to this recipe. The dates add pops of sweetness and the tomatoes add a little tang. The browned onions echo threw the dish and the Roasted Almonds add another layer of flavor along with texture.
I top the serving with a little cheese and an almond so my guest know what’s in the dish.
Why do People who can’t cook Chicken Open Restaurants?
Chicken is pretty Forking easy to prepare. I think if you pay money to eat Chicken Out that it should be prepared reasonable well. The Taco Pictured above was made with Chicken that was so Forking dry I almost Forking choked. I am certain nobody ever told the cook here that you cook chicken so well you should open a Forking restaurant.
The Above Picture also was made with very Dry and next to Tasteless Sad Chicken.
The above food was not worth a Fork.
For God’s Sake just buy a Forking SousVide Machine.
Any Forking Idiot can prepare Perfect Chicken easy in a SousVide.
The Chicken comes out Moist and falling off the bone and infused with Concentrated Flavors.
You have to either Brown the chicken or remove the skin.
Or Forking teach your Cooks To Cook Chicken in a Fry Pan.
I think Restaurants shouldn’t get licensed until they pass a Food Forking tasting test and Chicken 101 is key to passing. There is no excuse to be served Dry not Worth a FORKing Chicken.
Lemongrass Scented Beet Root Patties Recipe
I roasted my Beets up with Apple Cider Vinegar and a little water to start with.
Usually I peel my beets but these had super thin skin so I didn’t need too and then I grated them on my box shredder and made them into a thick shredded shape.
I thought the beets would taste good with Lemongrass, Green Garlic, Thai Chili, Asian Pears, Bean Sprouts, fresh crushed Sea Salt and Fresh Ground Black Pepper.
I mixed them together and added a Big Splash of Mirin, and small amounts of Soy sauce and Rice Vinegar, Some Chopped Green Onion and Fresh Chopped Fresh Basil.
I boiled off some Whole Wheat Spaghetti and added beaten eggs and Sorghum Flour to look like pancake batter and added the Beet mixture till it looked right to me.
Then on med/high heat I almost dry fried them using just a light spray of canola oil.
I lightly added Crushed Sea Salt and Pepper to them.
They came out very tasty. I think most people would like them.


























































