Category Archives: Forking Recipes

Interesting twists on everyday things as well as the unusual

Ugly but Forking Greatest Tasting Corn Soup Recipe

IMG_2996

You only make this soup when corn is fresh and sweet. You also have to cook your corn and make corn stock too at the same time. I make corn stock the easy way because it works out even better my way I think. I put 4-5 ears of pealed corn (depending on size) in a half pan. I add water to almost cover the corn and also add 2 ounces of unsalted butter and about a teaspoon of kosher salt. I then cover the pan with foil. I leave the corn to cook for two hours at 350 degrees in my oven and pull the pan out and leave it on the counter to cool for about an hour or hour and a half. I save the liquid that is now my corn stock. The corn stock is very sweet and has a deep corn flavor. I use this liquid all the time for polenta, it also is the secret ingredient to my delicious corn stuffing and it also is used in this corn soup. BTW the corn also comes out super surgery  sweet and juicy.

IMG_3434

This soup is not traditional. It’s very creamy yet there is no added cream and it also seems like sugar has been added but there isn’t any added sugar. You could improve the appearance by doubling the recipe and  straining the soup, adding a swirl of cream and drizzle of oil but I do real cooking and hate to waste if I don’t have to and I also do like the chunks in it. It’s so delicious I can’t change a thing.

Ingredients to prepare two meals of corn soup or 4 small size servings

2 Tablespoons corn butter (the fat left on top of your corn stock, essential for this recipe)

1/4 large sweet onion chopped small

1 rib celery chopped small

1 carrot pealed chopped small

1 large garlic clove minced

1 roasted banana pepper (pealed, seeds removed and chopped small) Any substitute pepper will give this soup a different flavor so your on your own when you forking change a recipe)

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1/4 cup dry white wine

1 cup corn stock

2 cups cooked corn off the cob

Directions

in a medium sauce pan add your corn butter,

Corn Butter

Corn Butter

onion, celery, carrot (I used a yellow carrot), garlic, banana pepper, salt and pepper.

IMG_9544

Cook on medium high heat till cooked about 5 minutes.

IMG_9545

Take off flame and add the wine and reduce till dry. Then add the corn stock and corn. Blend till your happy with the texture.

IMG_9548

Top with a few scallions or chives if you care to.

 It's forking delicious and that's The Forking Truth!

It’s forking delicious and that’s The Forking Truth!

 

FORKING DELICIOUS Baked Fluffy Crispy Cheesy Potato Crisps

 

Forking DELICIOUS Baked Fluffy Crispy Potato Fries

Forking DELICIOUS Baked Fluffy Crispy Cheesy Potato Crisps

These Baked Potato Crisps come out oh so very forking fluffy, crispy and full of delicious flavors because you infuse the water that boils the potatoes with scallions and a single hot banana pepper. I do note banana peppers sold in my area of Arizona are very hot unlike the mild ones grown back east. Banana peppers have a unique flavor so I can’t recommend a substitute. So PLEASE use a forking banana pepper. You basically boil the potatoes till fork tender, mash them by hand, add a few ingredients and pipe them out. DON’T FORKING USE A ZIP LOCK OR SANDWICH BAG like they tell you to do on all the cooking TV shows. That will only turn out to be a BIG FORKING UGLY MESS. Potatoes aren’t the softest thing to pipe threw a bag so you need to use a real bag. I like the strong plastic disposable bags. They are very cheap, very strong and sanitary. Real pastry bags are hard to clean and do burst open after a while. The plastic disposable are the best!

Ingredients should make 8 servings (but these are so forking tasty everyone might forking woof down double)

2 lbs. potatoes – pealed and cut in half (about 7 small/medium sized potatoes)

1 hot banana pepper-washed

4 scallions – washed

1 Tablespoon kosher salt

Ice water enough to cover your potatoes very well

1 cup shredded cheese – combination of mozzarella, provolone, sharp provolone and parmesan (my leftover pizza blend kept in freezer it was made of, 1.5 lb. mozzarella, 1 lb. provolone, 8 oz. sharp provolone this is delicious for all pizzas and certain pasta dishes) this batch I did throw in about a cup of parmesan to the cheese blend.

2 oz. butter (cut in slices)

1 pinch white ground pepper

fresh ground sea salt

fresh ground black pepper

Directions

Fill your large sauce pot a little over half way with ice water and your kosher salt. Add the potatoes, scallions and banana pepper and bring to boil and then lower to medium. Let the pot go till potatoes are fork tender.

IMG_9738

*NOTE- you might want to keep the water for soup because it has delicious flavors and you can build many things with this base. (a few vegetables, some noodles, rice or potatoes, whatever you want)

Next drain the potato liquid (keep or throw out) either way toss out the banana pepper and the scallions. Put the potatoes back in the sauce pot with the butter and mash with potato masher. Add cheese and white pepper and mash till smooth. At this point the potatoes are so delicious …..just keep going and you will be rewarded with awesome fluffy crispy delicious cheesy potato crisps.

IMG_9741

Get two baking sheets and put a layer of parchment paper to them and set your oven to 350 degrees.

Get your #6 pasty tip and fit it into your disposable pastry bag by cutting off the end and fill around half way with the potato mixture.

IMG_9742

Twist the bag’s end so it holds in the mixture.

IMG_9743

Now squirt out the mixture in about 2 1/5 inch pieces till done.

IMG_9744

Bake till crispy (about a half hour) Hit them with fresh ground sea salt and black pepper

IMG_9748

They are FORKING DELICIOUS as is no sauce is needed. This recipe is a winner everyone will love these. Comments I got were..”.Ummmmmmmmmmmmm” and “I could eat 800 of these”

THESE ARE FORKING DELICIOUS and That is The Forking Truth

THESE ARE FORKING DELICIOUS and That is The Forking Truth

EGGS in Forking HELL Recipe

Eggs in Forking Hell

Eggs in Forking Hell

Eggs in Forking Hell is great for any time of day! Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch or A light Dinner.

This is eggs in a spicy fresh made heirloom tomato sauce seasoned with a little cilantro and topped with a sprinkle of shredded cheddar and pepper jack cheese. Serve with either corn bread or tortillas.

You can easily make a few substitutions to make this dish Shakshuka a spicy tomato sauce seasoned with cumin, paprika, parsley and feta. Serve with pita bread.

To turn Eggs in Forking Hell into Eggs In Purgatory make your spicy tomato sauce slightly Italian with fresh basil and top with some parmesan cheese then serve with crusty Italian bread.

Ingredients makes 2 servings

1 medium red bell pepper chopped

1/2 medium sweet onion chopped

1 jalapeno chopped

2 garlic cloves minced

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

non-stick spray to spray fry pan (I don’t use non-stick pans)

4 heirloom tomatoes (about 1 1/2 lbs.) (cores removed cut into bit size pieces) If you use regular tomatoes you will want to remove the skins

4 eggs (I used extra large)

2 Tablespoons fresh cilantro

2 Tablespoons cheddar and pepper jack cheese shredded

fresh ground sea salt

fresh ground black pepper

Directions

Spray your pan with non stick spray and turn your heat to medium high. Once the pan looks heated add red bell pepper, onion, jalapeño, garlic, kosher salt, cayenne and cover with foil ad cook about 7 minutes till everything is soft.

IMG_9718

Now add tomatoes,

IMG_9719

cover with foil and cook about 10 minutes until the tomatoes are cooked.

IMG_9720

After the tomatoes are no longer raw turn down the heat to medium and add your eggs

IMG_9721

and cover with foil. The eggs will be done in about 4 minutes. When eggs are done remove from flame and top the pan with cilantro, sea salt, fresh ground pepper and shredded cheeses.

IMG_9725

Eggs in Forking Hell

It's Forking Good and That's The Forking Truth

It’s Forking Great and That’s The Forking Truth

Forking Easy Salt Crusted Baked Potatoes Recipe

IMG_9341

I used to boil potatoes for a salt crusting until I came across this recipe from Cook Book Author Stephanie Manley of CopyKatRecipes.com. These potatoes are those forking delicious fluffy perfect kind of potatoes with that yummy salty crisp crust that you eat at steak houses. This is a very easy recipe that any forking moron can do.

All you do is start with clean potatoes

IMG_9336

and coat the surfaces with a mild oil. (I used canola)

IMG_9337

Sprinkle the oiled potatoes with kosher salt

IMG_9339

Roast in your heated 350 degree oven for about an hour on a lightly oiled pan.

IMG_9340

Just add butter and whatever topping you like! You get that perfect crisp salty tasty skin and a very fluffy inside ready for what ever toppings you forking enjoy!

IMG_9342

It's Forking Great and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Forking Great and that’s The Forking Truth

Easy Eye Round Roast Beef Recipe 3 pounds only 15 minutes of cooking

IMG_9522

I note this is a recipe for home cooks and only comes out right with a 3-4 lb. piece of eye round. The result is a Medium Rare tender juicy beef with very little work or effort. This recipe has been going around forever. I read about years ago in a magazine, seen it on TV a bunch of times and a whole bunch of people do it on the web and on You Tube.

I built a natural rack with vegetables to help the beef cook more evenly and I thought the vegetables might infuse the drippings.

IMG_9513

Then I applied vegetable oil,  kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, granulated garlic, smoked paprika and a tiny micro pinch of cloves to the surface of the beef.

Off to a preheated 500 degree oven this 3 pound eye round went uncovered for 15 minutes. If you have a 4 pound roast you might need 20 minutes. Remember this recipe only works with 3-4 pound roasts.

After 15 minutes I shut the oven off and left the roast in the oven two hours.

After two hours I left it sit out a half hour to rest.

IMG_9520

I used the juices with some slow roasted beef confit onions I had in my freezer.

IMG_9523

My onions are so good that they’d taste good on a shoe. For the best results with this kind of roast you should look for prime grade beef or choice.

IMG_9522

I think I’ll serve it with easy salt crusted potatoes. (I post that recipe soon)

Easy Salt Crusted Potatoes

Easy Salt Crusted Potatoes

 It's Good and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Good and that’s The Forking Truth

Korean Inspired Leek Salad Recipe

Korean Leeks

Korean Inspired Leek Salad

I got these awesome Korean Leeks from my local Asian Market.

Korean Leeks

Korean Leeks

Last time I picked these leeks up I made whole wheat Korean Leek & zucchini pancakes that came out really well but this time I thought I’d make something different. It turns out that this salad came out FORKING Delicious. I’m beginning to think anything with gochujang can turn anything delicious. This salad is light, slightly sweet and not too spicy with a tasty mild veggie  garlic onion flavor.

I googled Korean Leek recipe and came across something called Seasoned Ramps (Dalae) Recipe by Naomi Imatome-Yun who is a Korean Food Expert. I sort of followed her recipe as a guild but didn’t have all the ingredients and made very slight changes for my taste. I am also assuming that kochujang and gochujang are the same because she used kochujang (a Korean Pepper paste made with rice flour) and I used gochujang that also is described as the same.  I also dropped the addition of salt, pinenuts and substituted Korean shredded red pepper for Korean Kochukaru pepper that I didn’t have. I also winged the proportions since it started out way different.

Other changes that I made were cutting the Korean Leeks in small bite size pieces instead of one inch cuts.

IMG_9389

Ingredients

1 Korean Leek (mine made around 4 cups)

2 Tablespoons gochujang

2 Tablespoons sesame oil

2 Tablespoons rice wine vinegar

3 Tablespoons toasted sesame seeds

1 apple sliced up

big pinch Korean shredded red pepper

Directions

Clean and smash the bulb end of Korean leek to release flavor.

IMG_9387

Cut into bite size pieces and soak in a water filled bowl to release any dirt that remains.

IMG_9388

In another bowl mix up the gochujang, sesame oil, rice wine and vinegar. Set to side.

Toast your sesame seeds in either a pan, the oven or just microwave toast them 30 seconds at a time till done. (they take about 1 1/2 minutes this way)

Now pull out your leeks to drain. Throw out the water and put leeks back in bowl. Slice up your apple and add that bowl

IMG_9390

to your dressing bowl and mix. Lastly mix in your toasted sesame seeds and enjoy.

Korean Inspired Leek Salad

Korean Inspired Leek Salad

I also found this salad is delicious with cooked chicken. Just heat up your chicken in this salad with a little chicken broth or water and it’s just delicious.

It's GOOD and that's The Forking Truth

It’s GOOD and that’s The Forking Truth

 

 

Falafel Inspired Paprika Carrot & Chickpea Baked Vegetarian Balls Recipe

Falafel Inspired Paprika Carrot & Chickpea Vegetarian Baked Patties

Falafel Inspired Paprika Carrot & Chickpea Baked Vegetarian Balls

I was inspired to put these flavors together when I remembered one of the best lunches I ever had at the now closed Centurion Restaurant that was located in down town Phoenix AZ. My three course $15.00 lunch included this paprika parmesan hummus that went so delicious with carrots. It came with other vegetables but sort of popped with the carrots so I put together similar flavors in a baked vegetarian balls.

Paprika Parmesan Hummus Plate from Centurion Phoenix AZ

Paprika Parmesan Hummus Plate from Centurion Phoenix AZ

A true falafel is fried and made with dried chickpeas so this patty is falafel inspired. I will call it a falafel anyway. This falafel isn’t going to win a prize for crispiest or fluffiest falafel and is more meatball like in texture with flavors are spot on. This is a very easy delicious recipe that anyone can prepare.

Ingredients to make about 19 meatball sized balls that are about 9 servings set oven to 350 degrees

2 carrots shredded

1 15oz. can garbanzo beans low sodium variety rinsed a few times (because they are very close to fresh made and are better than the dried out old ones from my local grocery store)

1/2 large sweet onion grated

3 garlic cloves grated

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

1 teaspoon Hungarian paprika

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon coriander

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

2 beaten large eggs

1 Tablespoon tahini

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon Aleppo pepper (fruity mildly spicy red pepper)

1/2 cup chickpea flour

1/4 cup whole wheat flour

1 Tablespoon honey

1/4 cup fresh chopped parsley

fresh ground sea salt for finishing

fresh ground black pepper for finishing

nonstick spray for your baking sheet

Directions

Using a blender blend up your eggs and slowly add your chickpeas. Once blended then add onions, garlic, tahini, honey and dry spices. Scrape out mixture to a bowl. Hand mix in your carrots, now hand mix in your flours and baking powder. Mix in your parsley. Spray your baking sheet with nonstick spray and shape the mixture into meatball size balls somewhere around a walnut size. Bake about 20 minutes in a 350 degree oven.

IMG_9464

 

 It's Great and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Great and that’s The Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

 

 

Easy Healthy Carrot Hummus Recipe

Carrot Hummus with Paprika Carrot Chickpea Falafel Style Vegetarian balls

Carrot Hummus served with Baked Carrot Falafels

This carrot hummus is very nontraditional. I didn’t use chickpeas and instead used carrots. I kept the flavors close to traditional flavors and used only minimal amounts of oil with the majority of the oil used just topping the hummus.  The curly parsley really accents these flavors really well make sure you go generous with the fresh parsley. This hummus is light and healthy and also is a delicious sandwich spread. I sacrificed a slight extra creamy texture for a healthy light recipe. For me it’s just creamy enough. If you desire more creaminess you can add some soft or clarified butter to this recipe if you want a more creamy texture. (Turkish Bi Tahina Hummus  does have butter in it and is the creamiest hummus I ever tasted) This recipe is very easy to prepare.      Prepare this hummus with easy baked Carrot Falafels Recipe to follow.

Ingredients for about 12 servings

1 lb. 10oz. carrots pealed and diced

3 garlic cloves chopped

2 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

2 Tablespoons honey

1/4 cup water

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 cup tahini

1/2 teaspoon Aleppo pepper

1/4 cup water

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon coriander

1 teaspoon Hungarian paprika

1/2 lemon (just the fresh juice)

1/4 teaspoon sea salt

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

one bunch fresh parsley for serving

Total of up to 12 teaspoons of extra virgin olive oil for serving about one teaspoon per serving

Directions Set your oven to 375 degrees

Take your carrots and put in a flat baking pan with the garlic, 2 T extra virgin olive oil, honey, 1/4 c water and kosher salt.

IMG_9459

Cover your pan with foil. place in oven and the carrots should be soft in a half hour.

Take your whole pan including liquid and blend till smooth. Add tahini, water and dry spices and blend till smooth. Serve with extra virgin olive oil and fresh curly parsley.

IMG_9464

 It's Great and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Great and that’s The Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes Recipe

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

These risotto cakes are delicious and much easier to prepare than risotto. You cook everything in one pot and only cook the risotto slightly more than half way because the cakes finish in the oven. These risotto cakes are also great for perfect portions since you only use what you need and the extras freeze well for use when you want them.

This recipe makes 24 individual delicious risotto cakes (two muffin pans with about 2 small servings extra)

Ingredients for 26 servings

1 lb. arborio rice

1 large sweet onion chopped small

2 cloves garlic minced

2 hot cherry peppers minced

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1 cup dry white wine

4 cups vegetable stock

1 cup Parmigiano Reggiano shredded

3.5 oz sharp provolone shredded

1/2 teaspoon thyme

1/2 teaspoon basil

1/2 teaspoon oregano

1/4 teaspoon rosemary

pinch saffron

nutmeg a few grates fresh

black pepper fresh ground

pinch cayenne

pinch white ground pepper

14 oz. fresh spinach

3 extra large eggs beaten

Cooking spray to spray two 12 serving cup cake pans

Directions set oven to 350 degrees

To your sauce pot on a medium high heat add the rice, onions, garlic, cherry peppers and olive stir about 5 minutes to fry the rice and get the onions translucent. Then add your wine, stock and spices. Turn your heat down to about medium and cook for about 8 minutes. It should look thicker at about 8 minutes. Now add the spinach and it will start melting down into the pot. Add cheese. Determine if seasonings need any adjustment. Lastly add beaten eggs. At this pint mixture will be almost as thick as regular risotto.Pour into sprayed cup cake pans.

IMG_9435

In about a half hour they should be done.

IMG_9436

 

You need to let these cool and set. Pop them out when cool and heat to use.

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

They come out delicious and creamy in perfect portions. For entertaining a side of marinara and a side of a cheesy parmesan/provolone sauce would be forking cool.

These are Forking Great and That's The Forking Truth!

These are Forking Great and That’s The Forking Truth!

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad Recipe

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad

This salad is mostly low fat and made with non fat Greek yogurt and low fat mayo as the base with lots of poblano peppers blended into the creamy base of the salad. I also boiled the potatoes with baking soda to break down the surface of the potatoes so the creamy base absorbs the potatoes and that potato flavor that seems to get concentrated from the baking soda magic. This salad for me came out a little spicy but not too spicy. The poblanos I used had a nice fruity flavor to them with only mild/medium heat so you might have to make adjustments to your liking because of your taste and the heat level of your chilies.

Ingredients makes about 8 servings

2 lbs. potatoes pealed and cut about in half

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 Tablespoon kosher salt

fresh ground sea salt

fresh ground black pepper

6 small/medium sized poblano peppers (roasted, seeded and stem removed chopped small) (5 get blended into dressing for salad save one for adding with potatoes because this salad is about the poblanos) (I do note my poblanos were on the mild side and were small sized so if yours have more heat you might want to add them one at a time till your liking0

1 jalapeno chopped fine

1/2 c. low fat mayonnaise

1/2 c. non fat Greek yogurt

1 teaspoon garlic confit or fresh roasted garlic

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1/4 c. lime juice (fresh squeezed)

1/2 c scallion whites chopped

1/2 c. scallion greens chopped

1/2 c. extra sharp aged cheddar cheese shredded

1/2 large red bell pepper chopped small

Directions

To a large sauce pot add chilled water a little more than half way up. Add baking soda, one T. salt and your potatoes. Bring to boil and cook till fork tender with very soft ends. (about 15 minutes)

IMG_9353

Drain potatoes in a colander and place back in your pot so you don’t have to clean another forking bowl.  Add poblano pepper, scallion whites, cheddar and red bell pepper. Set to side.

IMG_9354

Blend your poblano peppers (all but one), jalapeño, mayonnaise, yogurt, garlic,1/2 t. black pepper,1 t.  salt, lime juice, together till smooth.

IMG_9352

Add to potatoes and mix gently. Top with scallion greens.

 

Serve either warm or chilled.

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad Recipe

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad Recipe

For a delicious South West Style variation just add some Fresh Charred Corn, avocado and cilantro I think would be delicious!

It's Forking Great and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Forking Great and that’s The Forking Truth