Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad Recipe

Zucchini Noodle and Finger Lime Salad

Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad

I discovered that finger limes taste really great with aged sharp cheddar cheese so I made a light salad with cheddar cheese and flavors that work well with each other. The finger limes are like a combination of caviar and pop rocks with a lime kind of flavor. This salad really is kind of like fireworks in your mouth and happens to be Forking tasty.

Ingredients for two servings

2 cups zucchini cut in noodle strings

1/4 cup scallions chopped

1/4 cup fresh cilantro chopped

3 radishes shredded

1 Tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

1 garlic clove – minced

1 small lemon juiced

2 teaspoons honey

fresh ground sea salt to taste

fresh ground black pepper to taste

2 Tablespoons (Heaping) aged sharp cheddar cheese – shredded

4 finger limes

Directions

In a large bowl combine the zucchini, scallions, cilantro and radishes and set to side. In a small bowl combine extra virgin olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, salt, pepper, honey and mix well. and pour it over the vegetables in the large bowl. Mix well. Place in your two individual bowls. Top each bowl with cheddar cheese and squeeze out two finger limes for each serving.

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It’s a very special salad. Light, tasty and interesting.

Zucchini Noodle and Finger Lime Salad

Zucchini Noodle and Finger Lime Salad

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Forking Dining with Dogs at Humble Pie Glendale AZ November 2015

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Today we thought we’d like to forking try Humble Pie in Glendale AZ. They offer a comfortable dog friendly patio and a budget casual menu of mostly pizzas, salads, soups and sandwiches with wait staff service.

I noticed they offer an express lunch special of any individual pizza and any soup or salad they offer for $10.99. I thought that sounds forking good so I’d go with that.

I soon receive my strawberry and gorgonzola salad.

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Gosh this was a much nicer salad than I was forking expecting. The strawberries in it tasted like those really good strawberries than you only get from farmers markets and not like the tasteless cardboard kind you get from the forking supermarket. Even the balsamic dressing was tasty and seemed like house made.

One of my companions gets a whiff of  my salad.

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He looks at me and says something like, “What the fork do you think I am…..a Forking Chipmunk or something? I don’t eat forking nuts and berries! Then he forking races away from me and sits by the minestrone soup my husband is eating with special Humble Pie sausage in it.

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I didn’t try the soup but I was told it was very tasty. I know the 14 1/2 year old dog thought it smelled good and the soup was made with sausage that is called HP Sausage.

Soon our pizzas arrive.

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Then one of my buddies comes close to me again or maybe close to the pizza?

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He takes a big whiff of the pizza.

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Of course I share with both dogs.

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I was forking surprised that this was a quality pizza.

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House made milky mozzarella, good quality sauce, fresh basil and a light thin crispy crust with a little added cornmeal or semolina and topped with some oil. I wasn’t expecting something this forking good with a really nice salad for $10.99.

Pretty good food with attentive service, the waiter even provided drinking water for the dogs and reasonably priced. Worth a Fork……If you are in the area.

Your not going to drive across town to dine here but if your in the neighborhood this place is suggested.

Your not going to drive across town to dine here but if your in the neighborhood this place is suggested.

For more information on Humble Pie Visit www.HumblePieUSA.com

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Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs Recipe

Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs

Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs

This big plate of eggs is made of only two extra large eggs, some roasted vegetables and two slices of sharp American Cheese actually only one slice since this is forking half of the recipe. (American Cheese other than sharp is not forking edible) The secret of making your eggs fluffy is that you have to use a hand mixer to beat a whole forking bunch of air into the eggs. I didn’t use any butter, cream, meat or potatoes and tried to keep this dish reasonably light.

I roasted off a bunch of vegetables. Orange and yellow bell peppers, heirloom tomatoes and cauliflower. Surprisingly cauliflower goes really well with eggs if you roast it till it’s creamy and crispy. To roast the vegetables the way I did them. I drizzled all the vegetables with extra virgin olive oil. Then I put then in a 350 degree F oven. The tomatoes were on the top rack and were done in thirty minutes. Cauliflower was on the middle rack. After 30 minutes I turned the cauliflower over and continued cooking them in the oven for another half hour. The bell peppers were on the lower rack and I just let them go an hour. That’s how they worked in my oven, yours might differ. I added fresh ground sea salt and fresh ground black pepper to the vegetables as I pulled them out of the oven. Of course I’m not using all these forking vegetables in these eggs but I will use the leftovers to construct dinners.

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To make the Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs for two servings you need a small size cake pan that sprayed with nonstick cooking spray. (my pans are NOT non-stick) You simply whip up your 4 extra large eggs with an electric hand mixer till they look light and fluffy. Mix in whatever forking toppings you forking like. I used a handful of roasted cauliflower, some roasted tomatoes, some roasted bell peppers, a finely chopped med/hot small pepper and two slices of sharp American Cheese that was torn in small pieces.

I put the mixture in my forking pan.

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Cover my forking pan with foil that I also applied non-stick spay to the underside and placed in my 350 degree F oven for thirty minutes.

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I thought they came out pretty forking good. If you like your eggs more medium rare you might prefer to do a frittata. Frittata’s are similar but should be runny in the middle. You do the eggs the same way but start them in a fry pan and finish in the oven without cooking the center all the way.

This is how you do Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs.

Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs

Forking Easy Baked Fluffy Eggs

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Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs Recipe

Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

This recipe is based on the Portuguese Roast Turkey recipe adapted from Chef George Mendes, Alea and Lupulo,NYC. I read this recipe from Tasting Table and thought it sounded mighty interesting. I didn’t know if I wanted to invest a whole turkey in a new recipe and thought I’d give chicken thighs a try since they were on sale for sixty something cents a pound.

This recipe involves brining the poultry and then marinating the poultry before roasting.

I made a few substitutions due to what I had in my pantry and a major change in the amount of oil used going from three cups of oil down to one cup because I can’t stand the thought of using that much oil.

The other major change I did was adjusting a whole turkey cooking  procedure to preparing chicken thighs in a sensible way. I adjusted the recipe was to cook the chicken thighs at high heat without steaming or basting. If you were doing this recipe with turkey besides quadrupling the brine recipe you’d start you oven at 400 degrees F till browned  over a bed of onions carrots and a cup of water with bay leaves…thus steaming the bird…….then lower the oven to 300 degrees constantly basting the turkey with marinade and cook till done at about 160 degrees F at the thigh.

The amount of brine I cut down to one quarter since I wasn’t doing a turkey.

This chicken came out absolutely FORKING DELICIOUS! It’s very flavorful and moist and just really good. I find that if I brine chicken I like to roast it at high heat to get an easy crispy skin. Since this recipe also involved marinating I had no fear of cooking it at high heat.

Ingredients for Brine for about 5 lbs of Chicken Thighs makes 8 servings

6 cups water

1 1/2 cup sugar

1 cup kosher salt

3 cloves

2 pieces star anise

1 1/2 bay leave torn in halves

1 cinnamon stick

3/4 Tablespoon black peppercorns (white peppercorns are suggested)

1/2 Tablespoon fennel seeds

1/2 Tablespoon coriander seeds

Directions heat your brine up to medium high and simmer 8-10 minutes once chilled you can start brining. I brined the chicken two hours. If you were doing a turkey it would be 6-8 hours.

Brine the Chicken Thighs 2 hours

Brine the Chicken Thighs 2 hours

Paprika Marinade

1 cup extra virgin olive oil (three cups is suggested)

1 12 oz. bottle lager (1 1/2 cups Sagres is suggested)

1 Tablespoon Spanish Nora Pepper

1 Tablespoon sweet paprika

1 Tablespoon smoked paprika (instead of the three peppers I used 3 Tablespoons of Spanish Sweet Paprika is suggested)

1/2 yellow onion thinly sliced

7 garlic cloves thinly sliced

3 fresh bay leaves torn

Directions just mix together.

More Directions.

After two hours remove your chicken thighs from the brine. Throw out the brine and dry off your chicken a little with paper towels. Place your chicken in a big zip lock bag and add the marinade and let sit in your refrigerator over night.

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Directions

Set your oven to 450 degrees F.

You need pans and line them with carrots so you make a natural rack for the chicken.

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Wipe off the marinade from the chicken and place over the carrots. Depending on the size of the thighs and your oven they will be done in 30-45 minutes. I found I had some small pieces that were done in 30 minutes and the bigger pieces were mostly all done in 40 minutes. I wanted the internal temperature to be close to 180. I find when doing dark meat it’s much more delicious this way.

When the chicken comes out a light sprinkle of fresh ground sea salt would be good.

Some of my fans are waiting for chicken

Some of my fans are waiting for chicken

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Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

This chicken came out forking good. I might try doing a turkey this way.

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This is FORKING GOOD and that’s The Forking Truth

Forking Great Onion Rings Recipe

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Light Crisp almost oil free. The kind of onion rings that just shatter with a paper thin batter an onion that’s cooked though so it doesn’t pull out.

I fried the onion rings in canola oil at around 350 degrees. I used a medium large sweet onion.

I didn’t measure the batter…..I usually don’t measure for many things I make but stop and do it for these forking recipes sometimes……. I’m guessing it was around……

1/2 cup rice flour

1/4 cup corn starch

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 beaten egg

less than 1/2 can sugar free root beer soda. (didn’t have any beer or seltzer in the house or I would have used beer or seltzer I knew I needed something with bubbles but didn’t want to open a forking bottle of champagne) The soda has a salt taste to me so I didn’t add salt to the batter.

Fresh ground sea salt and ground pepper for finishing

The batter should be very thin.

I just fried them till they were lightly brown.  My husband said, they were the best forking onion rings he ever had. (*NOTE, see forking note)  Neither of use tasted root beer in the onion rings. The onion rings just tasted forking great! We both thought these were the best FORKING onion rings we ever had…..and were laughing about it. For some unknown reason they really were that forking good.

*NOTE* he would not say that to be nice…he is not that forking type. I sure got a bunch of forking stories I can insert here….

Forking Great Onion Rings

Used the leftover batter on some fish.

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I liked the texture very much and it was better than LOTS of fish I had out. It was tasty, airy and had that really awesome shattering crunch. The texture was great. I didn’t think I tasted root beer but I did taste something that I wasn’t perfect with the fish.  Next time when doing fish I would run out for beer, seltzer or use a lemon lime soda. I only forking put this batter on the fish because it was leftover and the onion rings were so forking delicious. I would totally made the fish this way again just with a different liquid in the recipe.

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OK fish and forking great onion rings.

These are GREAT and that's The Forking Truth

GREAT Onion Rings and that’s The Forking Truth

 

Easy Crispy Roasted Hen of the Woods Mushroom Recipe

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These are delicious mushrooms that go by several names. In America these mushrooms are usually called Hen of the Woods mushrooms. In Japan and some other Asian Countries these mushrooms are know as Maitake Mushrooms that translates to Dancing Mushroom. Also according to Wikipedia these mushrooms are known to Italian Americans as Signorina Mushrooms.

Whatever you call these mushrooms they are delicious. They are not too earthy and I don’t ever get them spongy. I think they are an easier mushroom to prepare than other mushrooms and also among the tastier ones.

Supposedly these Hen of the Woods Mushrooms contain many health benefits. Besides the mushrooms containing vitamins and minerals. In 2009 the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center discovered that the Matake Mushroom gave off an anti cancer activity in patients and the mushroom possesses anti metastatic properties.

I also read on Wikipedia that the maitake also lowers blood sugar naturally because it contains an alpha gluosidase inhibitor.

Here is an easy forking tasty way to prepare these mushrooms.

Ingredients for about 2 servings

6 oz. Hen of the Woods Mushrooms – cleaned and broken down (you just pull the mushroom strands off the small core)

3 inches fresh rosemary branch – herb pulled off stem and chopped

1 garlic clove smashed or grounded up – made into a paste

2 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

2 Tablespoons Parmigiano Reggiano

fresh ground sea salt

fresh ground black pepper

Directions

Set your oven to 300 degrees. You need a baking sheet covered in parchment paper. In a medium/large bowl add mushrooms, rosemary, garlic, extra virgin olive oil and one of the two tablespoons of cheese and mix well. Spread evenly on your parchment lined baking sheet and sprinkle with the remaining cheese and now place in your oven. In my oven the mushrooms took 40 minutes to crisp up. Your results can differ because your mushroom might be thinner or thicker than the mushroom I had. Once the mushroom came out of the oven I sprinkled them with fresh ground sea salt and fresh ground black pepper.

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These mushrooms are Forking delicious!

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WTFork AUTOMATED GELATO MACHINES

 

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I never have seen a forking automated gelato machine before.  It’s very hard to find TASTY gelato where I live. I do have the option of purchasing forking not so good gelato from my local supermarket or traveling about a forking forty minutes to a good gelato shop so this gelato machine wetted my appetite for a delicious refreshing gelato.

I looked at the machine and saw it takes credit cards or cash and offers gelato in twelve forking flavors of mostly gelato and a couple of frozen fruit confections. I picked banana cheese cake gelato because that sounded interesting and I didn’t want to get disappointed with a flavor I know and love. I thought the gelato would squirt out of a forking hose I saw. But no then a door opened up and I saw lots of little four ounce tubs of gelato.

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The hose lowered itself.

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And then lifts up my forking gelato.

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Then drops it down and I pick it up from a door.

The gelato is packed with a little wooden spoon and the gelato is hard as a forking rock so I walk around the mall with it for a bit until my hand hurt similar to frost bite.

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By banana cheese cake flavor did have a creamy banana taste and little chunks of store bought like cheese cake in it. Not the worst and not the best gelato as it was ok. My husband’s pistachio was less creamy and had an abundance of almonds in it and was way more almond than forking pistachio. I think a forking quarter of a cup of almonds were in his tiny cup. Maybe it was an off batch.

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Worth a try if your at Arrowhead Mall in AZ. Although this gelato might not win any prizes for being the best it also not the worst out there either. The Forking Truth is that I’ve paid much more than the $3.75  for worst.

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I Found a Forking Braided String in my Dog’s Nylabone Nubz Treat

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I didn’t expect to find a FORKING String in my dog’s treat.

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I was going to pull the string out but I couldn’t. Who knows how long the string actually is and what trouble it could do to any dog’s sensitive insides.

I called up the Nubz people and let them know about this and I also tweeted to Nylabone.

The Nubz people just told me to send them the bag back with the Nubz with string with receipt and they’s forking send me a new bag paying for postage.

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Spaghetti Squash Pizza Crust Recipe

Spaghetti Squash Pizza Crust

Spaghetti Squash Pizza Crust

The crust is made from spaghetti squash, cheese an egg and seasonings. It’s very tasty and even squash haters will enjoy it. It’s pretty easy to prepare.

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Just start with a cooked spaghetti squash. You want to cook the squash till it’s firm but not real soft. I placed my squash in a pan with about 1/4 cup of water and covered my pan with foil and placed the squash in a 350 F oven for about 90 minutes. I do note the timing may differ greatly because I know I’ve done the same size squash in an hour before. Well anyway you want to be able to piece the squash with a fork but not too easily. If your fork goes in real easy your squash might be to wet for this recipe to come out right. You need the strands to be like al dente pasta.

You also need a silicone mat for an easy release for the crust.

Ingredients for 8 servings

1 medium-medium large spaghetti squash cooked and cleaned out with seeds removed

1 cup shredded Italian Blend cheese (my blend is 1.5 lb. mozzarella, 1 lb. provolone, 8oz. sharp provolone, cup parmesan that I keep frozen and shredded for use)

2 XL eggs beaten

teaspoon (scant about 3/4) dried basil

teaspoon (scant about 3/4) dried oregano

1/4 teaspoon rosemary

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

Directions Set oven to 450 degrees F

In a large bowl mix everything well

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It should look like this.

Then get your sheet pan and lay a silicone mat over it and pat down your spaghetti squash mixture on it till it’s in the shape of crust.

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Now place it in your oven till it looks a little crisp and browned up a bit.

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And looks like this.

At this point…..You should here the pitter patter of furry feet if you have them in your house.

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Because it smells like a pizza in your house.

You can top the crust however you like and put it back in a slower oven like 350-400 F till your cheese is just melted. A sprinkle of Extra Virgin Olive adds great flavors and helps the cheese to not burn.

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My two favorite ways are plain and heirloom tomato.

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If you cut the pieces small you can pick them up but they are a little soft. This is really a knife and fork kind of pizza.

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They are forking delicious!

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You can give me the finger anytime if it’s a FINGER LIME

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Finger Limes are a small citrus fruit.

You cut them in half.

Then you squeeze the pulp out.

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They are like a combination of caviar and Pop Rocks in your mouth that are like lime flavored.

They are just awesome.

I think I’m the only one that tried them on aged sharp cheddar cheese. It’s just a magical combination.

I also made a salad with some Finger Limes.

Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad

Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad

Wow it was good.

Topped a fish dinner with the rest of the finger limes.

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You can give me the “finger” any time if it’s a Finger Lime.

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