WTFork is That?………….. Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates are very difficult to come by and have a very short growing season.

Yellow dates are also called barhi dates, barhee dates and khalal dates.

The yellow dates are not at their full ripeness yet but are very edible and some people prefer them this way.

When the dates are yellow these dates are crunchy like an apple but taste like brown sugar with a pleasant astringency in the mouth.

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If you leave them to ripen and turn brown it’s said that they turn to taste like butterscotch candy.

And That’s WTFork a Yellow Date is.

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Healthy Creamy Low Fat Roasted Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad Recipe

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Roasted Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

I came up with a lighter salad that’s satisfying, creamy and very low fat… that’s good and easy to prepare. I have a secret ingredient that might scare most people away. It’s silken tofu. It turns out that you can blend the silken tofu to a thick cream and flavor it to make it tasty. It comes out  tasting like you might have mixed calorie laden mayonnaise with a calorie laden herbed cream cheese. The end result is tasty and this is a good Monday-Friday recipe so you can splurge on the weekend. I also do note this salad is best fresh when you mix it up because the next day the dressing soaks in. So use fresh or keep the dressing on the side to mix in fresh.

Silken tofu is far lighter in calories, fat and carbs than mayonnaise.

For 12 oz of mayonnaise that you might need for a mayonnaise type salad recipe you would be adding on about

mayonnaise…………………………………………………..                             and silken tofu is

1,332 calories………………………..About 12 oz ……                             only 200 calories

113.64 g fat……………………………About 12 oz…..                              only 8g fat

81.36 carbs…………………………….About 12 oz…..                             only 8 carbs

That is a significant difference……………………….

To prepare this salad you start by roasting a head of cauliflower till it browns a little and season it with salt and pepper.

Roasted Cauliflower

Roasted Cauliflower

Set it a side and add garbanzo beans, a little celery, red pepper and a few currents for pop. Then mix in your flavored tofu cream and shake on  some paprika and your done.

Ingredients  about 8 servings

3 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil (to roast the cauliflower with)

1 large cauliflower (broken down) roasted till browned at 350 degrees F.

fresh ground sea salt (fresh ground for the cauliflower)

fresh ground black pepper (fresh ground for the cauliflower)

15 oz. can of reduced salt garbanzo beans rinsed a few times (the reduced salt kind taste much better and have a better texture than the regular canned)

1/4 cup celery chopped small

1/4 red bell pepper chopped small

2 Tablespoons zante currants

12 oz. silken tofu blended

2 garlic (small) cloves grated

2 Tablespoons dijon mustard

2 scallions chopped

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

4 shakes paprika

Directions

In one large bowl add in your cauliflower, garbanzo beans, celery, red bell pepper, and currants and set to side.

To your container of blended tofu add the garlic, dijon, scallions, salt and pepper and blend until smooth.

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Mix your creamy tofu mixture into your cauliflower mixture and add about 4 shakes of paprika.

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Tasty and healthy creamy salad that seems much more indulgent.

It's Delicious and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Delicious and that’s The Forking Truth

 

 

The Reign of the Horror of More Pumpkin Spice FORKING Continues with Peeps

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Peeps have been the number one selling non chocolate candy for over 20 years and over five million Peeps are produced a day. Peeps are marshmallow candies that were originally shaped like chicks. At one time Peeps was just an Easter Candy and was made in yellow, pink and white colors. Some time latter the Peeps became all Holiday Candy and now they are anytime candy that happens to be featuring forking seasons like fall. The new fall flavors will be caramel apple, candy corn and FORKING PUMPKIN SPICE!

A few fun facts you might not know about Peeps.

Peeps have a two year forking shelf life.

In 2015 Peeps teamed up with Prairie Farms to produce Peeps flavored milk in marshmallow, chocolate marshmallow and Easter egg nog.

Someone in Sacramento in an eating contest called a “Peep Off” ate 102 forking Peeps in 30 minutes. ( bet  it didn’t hurt coming out)

Bethlehem PA where Peeps are produced drops a forking GIANT Peep for New Year’s Eve.

Peeps are not vegetarian. They are made with forking  Gelatin made from pork.

The reign of horror of more pumpkin spice forking continues with Peeps.

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Information gathered from-

Wikipedia.com

Mentalfloss.com

Degreesearch.org

 

 

Sous Vide Hawaiian Inspired Cold Ginger Chicken Recipe

Cold Ginger Chicken

Cold Ginger Chicken

I enjoyed the cold ginger chicken dish at Wo Fat Chinese Restaurant in Las Vegas recently and I thought I could make something similar using my Sous Vide. I thought the chicken would get the right infusion of flavor and a certain tenderness that I wanted.  Instead of a whole chicken I just used legs so everything would be done at the same time in the Sous Vide. I studied several recipes for Hawaiian Style Cold Ginger Chicken.

Basically Cold Ginger Chicken is made by simmering a whole chicken in water with ginger garlic and green onions. Then you pull it out of the liquid when cooked and then shock it with cold water and chop and serve with the sauce. At the restaurant they served the chicken with bones and skin that you had to remove. They also served it WARM so I also serve it warm. I prefer to remove the skin and bones before serving.

Not all but many of the recipes I looked at for the sauce included a large amount of oil that you heat up and add the minced green onions and ginger with a little garlic and cilantro. What I did different from most recipes was to cut the oil to only 1/4 cup and added some water. I didn’t want to use a large amount of oil for this dish. When I made the sauce I thought it was good but as it sat it turned more oniony than I wanted so I added 2 teaspoons of brown sugar and one teaspoon of rice wine vinegar. It seemed balanced after that but I don’t know if those are ingredients are authentic for a cold ginger chicken recipe but they taste good that way so there they are. This dish comes out FORKING AMAZING and different! It isn’t a strong ginger taste like you might expect. It just comes out DELICIOUS!

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Ingredients Set Sous Vide to 176 degrees F 4-8 hours I’m doing 6

4 lbs. whole chicken legs

4 garlic cloves rough chopped

1/2 medium onion pealed and rough chopped

2 1/2 in. ginger chopped

1 carrot cut in a few pieces

1 small Thai chili cut in half

1 Tablespoon kosher salt

1 Tablespoon fresh cilantro

2 scallions chopped in half

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

2 oz. frozen chicken fat

Everything goes in your Sous Vide Bag. Just Vacuum and seal and let it cook about 6 hours at 176 degrees F. When it’s done you can put in an ice bath to stop the cooking process. Don’t use any of the vegetables. All the flavor came out of them, they are trash now. I like to remove the skin and take the chicken off the bones to serve. Reserve the liquid from your Sous Vide bag for serving. Skim off the fat and use a tablespoon or 2 of liquid for each serving of chicken.

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Sauce Ingredients

10 scallions chopped

3 garlic cloves chopped

2 Tablespoons fresh cilantro chopped

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/3 cup grated ginger

1/4 cup canola oil

1/2 cup water

2 teaspoons dark brown sugar

1 teaspoon rice wine vinegar

Just blend up and heat before serving and pour over the chicken that might be warm.

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Cold Ginger Chicken

Sous Vide Hawaiian Inspired Cold Ginger Chicken

This is a great recipe. Even people like my husband who hates ginger thinks this dish is delicious. Kept forking thanking me all night long for preparing this dish.

It's Delicious and that's The Forking Truth

It’s FORKING Delicious and that’s The Forking Truth

 

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Duchess Inspired Kabocha Squash Recipe

Duchess Inspired Kabocha Squash

Duchess Inspired Kabocha Squash

One of the most delicious and most indulgent potato side dishes are duchess potatoes. They are like mashed potatoes but are over the top and are like on steroids. Duchess potatoes are cooked potatoes that are mixed with heavy cream, soft butter, egg yolks and a little nutmeg with salt and pepper. The potatoes get piped threw a pastry bag and and then baked in the oven to get tasty crisp ends. It’s a very rich dish and you sure don’t come by it often as it often was a dish that was usually served table side on a big silver platter with a chateaubriand also know as a Tenderloin for two. Those kind of dishes and restaurants with table side service seemed to disappeared around 1990. They seemed to have gone out of style.

I think I updated the recipe using much lighter healthier kabocha squash. To make a batch of either duchess potatoes or duchess inspired kabocha squash we start with a medium size squash or about 3 pounds of potatoes. The nutrition is significantly different.

about 3 pounds of potatoes is around 854 calories and about 248 carbs

about 3 pounds of kabocha squash is around 240 calories and about 42 carbs

I also cut in half the amount of butter I’d use to make duchess potatoes and instead of the 3 egg yolks I just used 1 whole extra large egg.

Because the flavor profile is different I did splurge on a 1/4 cup of dark brown sugar I thought we could afford.

Overall it’s very tasty and dinner guest will not be aware that this is a much lighter healthier alternative to a potato side dish.

Ingredients to make around 16 portions (extras can be frozen and reheated well)

1 medium kabocha squash roasted, seeded and flesh removed

2 oz. butter (room temperature)

1/2 cup heavy cream

1 extra large egg beaten

1/4 cup dark brown sugar

1 Tablespoon cinnamon

1/2 a very small fresh grated nutmeg

pinch salt

Directions Set oven to 350 degrees and you need lightly greased baking sheets

mash squash with potato masher and slowly add all the ingredients and mash till well combined. Fill your pastry bag about halfway with mixture and  twist the end to hold the mixture in.

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Squeeze out the mixture with your hand holding on to the twisted end while pushing the mixture threw the tip. Make like your adding soft serve ice cream to a cone.

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Place in 350 degree oven until the ends crisp up nice and look like they were torched. Depending on oven and the amount of pans in your oven that might take around a half an hour.

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Use what you need and extras can be frozen. Around holiday time I like to top them with a mix of extra brown sugar, cinnamon, butter and some chopped up roasted chestnuts.

It's Forking Delicious and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Forking Delicious and that’s The Forking Truth

Some Forking Truth about Artificial Food Coloring

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According to Wikipedia (as of 7-31-15) currently 7 artificial colors are permitted in food.

Color                           In Short what we know about it

FD+C Blue #1………… is made from Petroleum

FD+C Blue#2………….is harmful when inhaled and is a skin and eye irritant

FD+C Green#3………Grows tummors in animals

FD+C Red#3………….High doses do cause cancer in rats

FD+C Red#40…………banned in Belgium, France, Sweden, Switzerland because it’s safety is    highly controversial in possible health effects.

FD+C Yellow#5………people with asthmatics & Aspirin intolerance are venerable to allergic reactions

FD+C Yellow#6……….is made from Petroleum

Some Forking Truth about Artificial Food Coloring

 The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth

Information was read from Wikipedia and BeFoodSmart.com.

Why the FORK do people who CAN’T COOK Open Forking Restaurants?

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City AZ

Why the FORK do people who CAN’T COOK open restaurants and how the FORK do they stay in business?

I went into this little restaurant in Sun City AZ. It wasn’t a fancy restaurant, it was more of a budget priced restaurant so I wasn’t expecting Michelin Quality Cuisine. I only had a very average day dream of hoping for just above mediocre cuisine.

Fresh Trout was listed on the menu  with mixed vegetables and a choice of potato…….oh joy!  I thought that sounded pretty good and picked mashed potatoes over french fries…………   forking thinking that they would be ok.

We all know that mashed potatoes are pretty forking easy to prepare. I think most forking 10 year olds can make mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes  are usually potatoes that are boiled and then maybe mixed with milk or cream, salt, pepper and some butter and usually taste yummy.

If mashed potatoes are really great they might forking look like this.

L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

When mashed potatoes really forking suck they look like this in the photo below.  These potatoes seemed inflicted with an illness and were forking sickly potatoes. I guess that’s why they forking look like phlegm or an infection that went bad.

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City AZ

I’m certain the cook at the Sun City restaurant was never told by anyone, “your food is so forking delicious you should open a forking restaurant.”

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City AZ

The vegetables on my plate were over boiled from what seems like frozen and falling apart lacking any freshness or life just the same as most of the diners I saw dining there.

This restaurant location is Sun City AZ.

Typical Sun City Resident

Typical Sun City Resident

…..Sun City AZ is a whole town of Sr. Citizens …..I don’t think any children live in Sun City..It’s like a story from the forking twilight zone.  Well anyway the potatoes had this greenish-grayish look so I was forking HORRIFIED when I saw them and asked the waitress,”why the fork are those potatoes green.” She ran away to see what she should say and she told me the forking cook said,

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that black pepper and potato skin makes potatoes green. (what kind of forking stuff is that?)

I was forking hungry and ate some of the not so good trout because the potatoes and vegetables were forking inedible. The trout was dry and overcooked but seemed at the time better than the vegetables and potatoes. (later it might have turned out to be a bad thing?) Why the FORK didn’t I just walk out….I should have forking walked out…

This was that forking kind of nightmare food. The kind of forking food you think your suffering from in a nightmare because no responsible restauranteur  would sink a bunch of money into a business serving up forking stuff like this unless he had this certain kind of crazy death wish towards people.

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This seemed like the kind of place that you go to when you gave up on life and nothing matters anymore. This food was possibly worst than food they serve to prisoners. It’s possible that starving people overseas would turn this stuff down. Possibly this is food meant for forking euthanasia in Sun City. Don’t know if any of the blue hairs I saw there will ever return.

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City

Notice the Abel Funeral Home Ad in the bottom right hand corner of the plate. Your forking next of kin might forking need that ad after you eat at this place.

That's FORKED Up!

That’s FORKED Up!

Not Worth a Fork!

Not Worth a FORK!

Not Worth a FORK!

Why the FORK do people who CAN’T COOK Open Forking Restaurants?

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To me Lay’s Laid a Forking Egg with the West Coast Truffle Fries and the New York Reuben Potato Chips

Fresh Truffle Risotto from DP Brasserie at the Venetian Las Vegas NV

Fresh Truffle Risotto from DP Brasserie at the Venetian Las Vegas NV

I Forking LOVE truffles so I had to try out the New Lay’s West Coast Truffle Fries Potato Chips that is one of the four runners up in the 2015 Million dollar Lay’s do us a Flavor Contest.

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I know that there is a whole of truffle aroma (perfume) out there and thought Lay’s could make a truffle laced potato chip since Lay’s makes Creamy Forest Mushroom Potato Chips that are very natural tasting. When you open the bag the West Coast Truffle Fries Flavored Chips gives off a forking weird odor sort of like a FORKING wet dog. (peeeeeeeeeee ewwwwww)

I tasted a few of these West Coast Truffle Fries chips and while they aren’t awful because they are slightly cheese with some herb note flavor…….. the chips do lack truffle and are not awful but disappointing because you want to taste truffle. Oddly unlike most potato chips these look nice with the nice thin waves with green flecks but these chips are also much oilier and are very fatty feeling in the hand and mouth. When I looked at the ingredients…I saw that these potato chips actually do contain duck fat, chicken fat and trace amounts of black truffle. The cheese flavor and herb flavors in these chips overwhelms any truffle that might be in them.

I also picked up a forking bag of Lay’s New York Reuben Potato Chips because Reuben sandwiches taste good. I was hoping these chips would forking surprise me and be delicious!

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When I opened to bag to smell them they sort of smelled like rye bread.

I gave my husband some to try and he said, (but not in these words) “What are these?….Forking Barbecued Flavored.” (LOL)

I can taste something that resembles burnt rye bread in the New York Reuben Potato Chips. The rest is a mix of salt, sweet and some flavors that can’t be defined but taste like they are mixed with margarine and squirt cheese from a can. These chips make my mouth feel greasy. Well I guess some forking reubens might taste like that. These chips also leave a very unappetizing aroma on my hands that smells like forking foot odor. These chips leave your forking hands and maybe breath smelling like forking stinky feet.

Not Worth a FORK!

Not Worth a FORK!

Good luck trying the Lay’s Chicken and Biscuit Flavor and the Lay’s Gyro Flavored Potato Chips!

I can’t forking do it! (LMAO) I’ve been threw enough!

To me Lay’s laid a Forking egg with the West Coast Truffle Fries and the New York Reuben Potato Chips.

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The Forking Truth

 

 

Best Food I had of Where the Fork I’ve Been…….. Las Vegas 2015

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My first forking stop was Wo Fat Chinese Restaurant. This is a very average looking Chinese restaurant that serves up popular and non popular Chinese Food. The specialities are Hawaiian Chinese Food so I tried two Hawaiian Dishes I never had before even when I was in Hawaii.

For my entree I ordered the Cold Ginger Chicken In Onion Sauce.

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

The Chicken was warm and not forking cold like in the name. I had to peal off the rubbery chicken skin and poke out the bones but the chicken meat was very developed with pleasing flavors and was moist and delicious. Oddly this flavor isn’t typical of most Asian Food I tried. It didn’t scream ginger, garlic or even soy sauce. It just was forking delicious. The serving size was much larger than the half chicken description. My husband and I ate lots of it and I forking had enough leftover for two generous dinners.

Also tried the unique to Hawaii Cake Noodles.

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

I didn’t forking understand the menu as I saw cake noodles for $1.25. So I forking thought I’d get a side of cake noodles. It turns out you forking ADD the cake noodles to another dish. So I got them added to a Chicken Dish of some sort that the server recommended. The Cake noodles are very unique. They look like ramen noodles but have much more flavor and texture since they are lightly pan fried. They have an almost wheat taste to them. This dish was forking tasty and the chicken in it was also great. If you go to Wo Fat get something with chicken.

Table 10 located in the Venetian on the Las Vegas Strip never has failed me yet as a top destination for a delicious dinner. The Executive Chef Is Celebrity Chef Emeril Laggassi. My husband always starts with the gumbo because according to him it’s the best gumbo outside of New Orleans. Everything I had was forking delicious. I started with soup the was light, airy and velvety. It was a sweet corn soup infused with real black truffles. It was just as good as the soup I remember from Bouchon’s. I had a delicious Filet for dinner and Emeril’s Signature Banana Cream Pie.

Table 10 Las Vegas NV

Table 10 Las Vegas NV

Everything was forking great from Table 10.

Another restaurant that never fails is Estiatorio Milos. This is a Greek Seafood restaurant located in the Cosmopolitan on the Las Vegas Strip.

Estia Torio Milos Las Vegas NV

Estiatorio Milos Las Vegas NV

We always get the FORKING PHENOMENAL 3 course lunch special that showcases daily fresh flown in fish. (every year the price changes and this year 2015 it ran $25.15)  My main course was the fresh flown in Greek Sea Bass. They forking bang out the freshest fish and it always prepared PERFECT. If you like seafood it doesn’t get better or cheaper than this for this kind of quality. You’d be forking crazy to go to forking Denny’s over this.

At DB Brasserie located in the Venetian on the Las Vegas Strip had one outstanding thing that really stood out was the cheese puff in the bread basket.

DB Brasserie Las Vegas NV

DB Brasserie Las Vegas NV

The cheese puff wasn’t ordinary. It was light as a feather and also hollow. It had a crisp exterior and a chewy light interior. It tasted like it was made with more than one cheese. It tasted like strong hard cheese of some sort and a more mellow creamy cheese with a surprising hot spice to it. The cheese puff from DB Brasserie was the best thing I ever ate from a bread basket anywhere.

The best desserts come from Jean Philippe located in the Aria Hotel and casino. The executive chef Jean -Philippe Maury is a Meilleur Ouvrier de France (Official Best Pastry Chef in France) and holds a World pastry team competition Gold Medal.

Jean Philippe in the Aria Las Vegas NV

Jean Philippe in the Aria Las Vegas NV

I had the lemon meringue tart. It was a perfection of flavors and textures. The crust was thin, tender, buttery, delicious and perfect and topped with a fresh natural tasting strawberry spread. The lemon filling had the perfect balance of tart, tang, sweetness and mouth feel, topped with a perfect torched meringue and decorated with some forking artsy chocolate work. A smaller Jean Philippe shop is also located in the Bellagio Hotel and Casino. That one features the world’s biggest chocolate fountain and is worth checking out.

The Forking Best Meal always comes from L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon located in the MGM on the Strip in Las Vegas.

L'Atelier MGM Las Vegas

L’Atelier de Robuchon MGM Las Vegas

You sit at the interactive counter service and watch the masters at their work.

L'Atelier MGM Las Vegas

L’Atelier de Robuchon MGM Las Vegas

You have your choice of several tasting tapas style menus that vary quite a bit in price and you also can just order off the menu. This is a one star Michelin Restaurant. I can tell you that this is food you can’t replicate at home. Everything I tried here is amazing and different. The L’oeuf was so intricate and detailed. It was a soft fried egg covered with a micro thin noodle crust that was served on top of a micro greens salad and house smoked salmon and that French signature espette pepper.

L'Oeuf - L'Atelier MGM Las Vegas NV

L’Oeuf – L’Atelier MGM Las Vegas NV

It tasted and felt like they did something special to the greens……..The salmon was silky and buttery. The tiny egg with fried noodles just added more layers and texture.

Le Bar L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon MGM Las Vegas NV

Le Bar L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon MGM Las Vegas NV

Perfect pristine clean sea bass with crisp seasoned skin, red curry and coconut milk with baby vegetables that include very concentrated tomatoes and the signature pommel puree.

L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

Pommel puree L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

These potatoes are as smooth and forking rich as can be. I heard that they are made with about 50% fingerling potatoes and 50% or more of French Butter. They do have a richness that seems like more.

L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon MGM las Vegas Hotel Casino

L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon MGM las Vegas Hotel Casino

Little slices of heaven. Les Tartes.

This was the Forking Best Food I had in Las Vegas 2015.

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What the Fork The Wicked Spoon Buffet in Las Vegas was like

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I forking read in the Phoenix New Times that the Wicked Spoon Buffet was the favorite of the buffets in Vegas so after my plans failed for another restaurant we decided to try the Wicked Buffet at the Cosmopolitan for lunch.

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The line wasn’t bad and we only had to wait 15-20 minutes to get in and pay somewhere around $27.00 each plus tax and tip.

They offered at least 6 serving stations.

The first station had mostly cold salads, smoked salmon breads and cheeses mostly in little bowls that were individual servings.

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The next station offered pancakes and hot breakfast items.

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Followed by a station of bacon, sausage, tandoori chicken, corn salad and cheesy potatoes.

The next station offered some individual lamb lasagnas and a few other items that seemed sort of Italian.

Next was the line of pizzas.

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Followed by a line of forking dry looking salmon.

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Then they had a small Asian Style Buffet with several offerings.

Lastly was a very large display of dazzling looking desserts and frozen confections.

I took a total of three plates.

Plate #1 was my favorite plate everything on this plate was very good — good.

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The smoked salmon was very good, The beet salad was a little dried out but tasted good. I picked up two chunks of cheese that were tasty and a individual pot of mac-n-cheese that was a little dry on the top but tasted good.

Plate #2

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Plate #2 looks good but there wasn’t much I could eat here as this is what my plate looked like when I was done.

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The The noodles with vegetables were tasty but the Asian Chicken in the individual pan was very dry and chewy over hard rice. The Tandoori Chicken can be delicious as it usually is marinated and then seasoned and spiced with lemon, garlic, ginger, cumin, coriander, cayenne, cardamon and cloves but the tandoori here was absolutely next to flavorless so I dipped it into the kimchee bone marrow to eat.

Tandoori Chicken?

Tandoori Chicken?

In the upper left hand corner on my plate is kung pao chicken. It sure had some POW as it was spicy but lacked the kung Asian Flavor and had dry chewy chicken in it. The sushi was typical of supermarket sushi that means not forking good. I have no idea why the fork I took that sushi.

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Then I went off to the desserts

Wicked Spoon Buffet Cosmopolitan Las Vegas

Wicked Spoon Buffet Cosmopolitan Las Vegas

All the desserts really looked amazing. The first one I went to try was the strawberry. It was dipped in chocolate that either was cheap or not tempered right. It was very hard in a bad way and way too thick. It didn’t taste right to me. It was kind of bitter, not sweet and not smooth. It didn’t taste like good chocolate. Then I went to try the cone shape thing. Same weird chocolate it just wasn’t right. The little tarts and the cheese cake are so pretty and detailed. I give them 2.5 stars out of five because they were ok like middle of the road desserts. You could eat them but if you miss them it’s no big deal. The one dessert that was really good was the tiny lime cream puff. It was masterfully made and was a perfect tiny pastry with the right tang, sweetness and flavor that made it delicious.

If I was able to start all over again I just would have taken more of my first plate and only lime cream puffs for dessert.

 The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth

Not Rated……….It is what it is…….