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Real Enchilada Sauce Recipe

Real Enchilada Sauce Recipe

Real Enchilada Sauce Recipe

This is the kind of enchilada sauce that is the real kind and not like the gringo kind that is sweeter with tomatoes. This is the version where you fry the dried chili pods, then rehydrate them ,puree them, strain them and cook them some more. If your still interested here’s the forking recipe.

Chili Pods

Chili Pods

Ingredients that makes about 18 ounces and I’d say that is about 8 servings

2 oz. guajillo chili pods – stems removed broken down

2.5 oz. California chili pods – stems removed broken down (New Mexico chili pods would also be good but my store had California so that is what I used)

1 large sweet onion chopped

3 garlic cloves chopped

1 1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon oregano

3 Tablespoons canola oil

1 teaspoon kosher or sea salt

4 cups water

1 Tablespoon masa flour

2 Tablespoons apple cider vinegar

1 teaspoon sugar

pinch cinnamon

pinch cayenne

Directions

In your sauce pan on medium high heat add the dried chili pods, onion, garlic, cumin, oregano, oil, and salt.

Fry about 10 minutes on medium high heat.

Now add water and bring to boil and simmer about an hour.

Blend everything in the pot a stick blender will work best.

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Strain and push all you can threw the strainer.

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Discard the remaining stuff in the strainer.

Whisk in the masa, vinegar and sugar.

Cook on medium high heat until it boils and then reduce to simmer and let it go about five minutes.

Finish with a pinch of cinnamon and a pinch of cayenne.

Enjoy!

This is forking good and that's The Forking Truth

This is forking good and that’s The Forking Truth

 

My Forking Review of the Microplane Spiral Cutter – Doesn’t Make the Cut

 

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I came across the Microplane Spiral Cutter at HomeGoods for about $10.00. It sells on line for about $15.00 and it’s an interesting color of green. It’s small and doesn’t take up much room if you want to keep it to give to someone you don’t like.

I thought Microplane was a trustworthy brand so I took a chance on this one because the Paderno and KitchenAid Spiral Cutters BOTH don’t spiral cut carrots.

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It promises to make spiral cuts and ribbons and shows attractive carrot ribbons on the box.

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This is all you forking get when you insert a carrot and do a few inches of twisting.

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The FORKING TRUTH is that you get little uneven broken shreds that aren’t ribbons and a big waste of carrot that looks like a tiny skinny forking penis-

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that leaves you unsatisfied and longing for more.

Not only will the Microplane Spiral Cutter put a cramp in your style it will also put a forking cramp in your hand. It doesn’t fit well in your hand and your hand quickly gets a cramp.

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The Microplane Spiral Cutter is hard to clean.

Little pieces of carrot doesn’t come out of the sharp blades and it stains easily and looks like a dirty toilet bowl after only a few twists of use. This photo was taken after scrubbing. Even after a ride in the dishwasher it looks the same.

"Looks like a Forking Stained Toilet Bowl"

“Looks like a Forking Stained Toilet Bowl”

This small hand held tool is money down the toilet if you keep it.

 

Like I said…….

NOT WORTH A FORK!

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Back to HomeGoods and I’m getting my $10.00 back even if I can’t get the all the forking carrot or the carrot stain out.

The Forking Truth is that the Microplane Spiral Cutter does NOT make carrot ribbons as promised so for me The Microplane Spiral Cutter is NOT WORTH A FORK!

NOT Worth a FORK!

NOT Worth a FORK!

The Microplane Spiral Cutter Doesn’t Make the Cut!

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The Forking Truth

Jalapeño Apple Jam Recipe Two Ways

Jalapeño Apple Jam

Jalapeño Apple Jam

I enjoyed a scrumptious cilantro lime marinated chicken sandwich recently at The Scottsdale Beer Company and they added jalapeño jam and avocado aioli to the sandwich and it was amazing. Last week I published a Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf recipe that taste very much like the same sandwich. You might want to enjoy some Jalapeño Apple  Jam either on grilled meats, a sandwich with avocado, on the Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf or with cream cheese.

This jam recipe is somewhat reduced in sugar. I used an apple to mellow the jalapeño peppers and to add natural sweetness. The lime juice and apple also added natural pectin so running to the store and buying pectin isn’t necessary.

The First batch I made is the Chunkier Jam on the right. The recipes are very similar except the liquid in the clearer jam on right was water and the blended jalapeño jam was apple cider vinegar. The two jams came out tasting very different to me. The Jam on Left has a more mello jalapeño heat and more apple taste…still spicy and not as sweet. The Jam on right is much hotter and much sweeter.

The jalapeños I used were from the same batch and were nice ones that were fruity with a medium heat.

Ingredients for the sweeter & Hotter Chunky Jam (more preserve like) on the right side. Makes about 10 servings.

1 1/2 cups jalapeños chopped with stem removed

1 apple pealed cored and chopped

3/4 cup water

1 Tablespoon lime juice

1 cup sugar

1/4 teaspoon kosher or sea salt

Directions combine in sauce pan on medium heat and stir occasionally and when thickened remove from heat and put in a sterilized container.

Ingredients for The Jam on left that is blended, less sweet and with less heat and has more of an apple taste  makes about 12 servings

2 cups jalapeno peppers chopped with stems removed

1 apple pealed chopped cored

1 cup apple cider vinegar

2 Tablespoons lime juice

1 cup sugar

1/2 teaspoon kosher or sea salt

Directions

Blend the jalapeño peppers, apple, lime juice and vinegar together.

Get your sauce pot on medium high heat and add everything. Stir occasionally. When the mixture starts to boil turn the heat down to medium. Continue to stir occasionally and your mixture is done when it thickens. (about 20 minutes)

This is GOOD and that's The Forking Truth

This is GOOD and that’s The Forking Truth

Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds Recipe

Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds

Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds

This is a very delicious light and refreshing salad that’s different. There are exotic spices in the tasty almonds and the cheese I used is fat free farmers cheese that is light and different. The dressing is so tasty you can almost drink it. My recipe does make slightly more dressing than you need so pour to taste and I slightly added more nuts than you need so feel free to pick at the nuts and save a little dressing for latter. This is a super delicious salad that you will make over and over again.

Ingredients for about 4 servings

1 blood orange that you supreme

1 red grapefruit that you supreme

1 cucumber – pealed, cored and sliced

1 celery rib pealed and sliced

1 cup (packed) red cabbage shredded

1/4 scallions chopped

1/4 cup (loose) fresh basil torn

8 oz fat free farmers cheese (add to salad once plated)

1/2 cup almonds – slivered and blanched or use regular almonds that you boil for a couple minutes and then rub the loose skin off

1 Tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

1 Tablespoon sugar

1/4 teaspoon cayenne

pinch cardamon

pinch black cardamon

1 Tablespoon garlic confit (garlic roasted till melted tossed with extra virgin olive oil ((I whip mine so it’s smooth like butter))

2 Tablespoon Dijon Mustard

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1/4 cup honey

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

2 Tablespoon poppy seeds

1/4 teaspoon sweet paprika

Fresh ground sea salt to taste

Fresh ground black pepper to taste

Directions

Set your supremes in a small bowl set a side. In a larger bowl combine the cucumber,celery, cabbage and scallions and set to the side. Mix in most of your torn basil and leave a few leaves for decoration if desired.

Set your oven to 300 degrees F

You need a baking sheet and a small bowl. Put the almonds and oil in the small bowl and mix well. Add the sugar, cayenne and cardamons and mix well and spread out on your baking sheet.  Place in the oven and in about 20 minutes they should be lightly browned and tasty. Pull them out and set to the side.

In a small mixing bowl add the garlic confit and dijon and mix well. Slowly add the oil and keep mixing till it’s emulsified. Don’t clean your 1/2 cup measure and use it for the honey because your honey will slide out clean. Add honey and mix well. slowly add the vinegar and mix well. Now add poppy seeds, paprika and fresh ground sea salt and fresh cracked pepper to taste to finish the dressing.

Get the salad mixture and mix with dressing till is coated to your liking. You should have about a quarter cup or a little more extra. Plate the salads and carefully add the supremes. Top with small scoops of farmers cheese and top with almonds and serve right away!

Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds

Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds

YOU and your Guest will Forking LOVE This one!

This is Really GREAT and that's The Forking Truth

This is Really GREAT and that’s The Forking Truth

 

WYFork is a Butterkin Squash?

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The butterkin Squash taste sweet and buttery. It can be baked,roasted, or steamed. One cup is only 60 calories with ZERO fat.

The Butterkin was developed by Hybrid Seeds in New Zealand for sweet butter flavor and texture. Butterkins on  the average weigh 2-4 pounds.

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The Butterkin Squash is forking worth a try if you come across it.

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The Forking Truth

Donuts are Forking Still on the Rise in The Metro Phoenix Area

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Mmmmm………. Donuts!

Glazed Donut from Bosa Donuts Phoenix AZ

Glazed Donut from Bosa Donuts Phoenix AZ

Donuts are forking still on the rise in the Metro Phoenix area. There is even a bigger wHOLE world of them out there since last year. Bosa Donuts are a local chain that’s mushrooming everywhere all over the metro Phoenix area. Ten years back it was the yogurt shops opening up all over and soon after were the cup cake shops. I haven’t noticed new yogurt shops or cup cake shops opening but, donuts are another story. Over the past couple years Donuts are still on the Rise and still going strong.

Donuts are eaten in every culture out there and there sure a still a forking lot of love for donuts in the Metro Phoenix Area. When I did a search for donuts in the metro Phoenix area and the choices turned out over 2,800 places out there.

Orange Pistachio Rollover Donuts Phoenix AZ

Orange Pistachio Rollover Donuts Phoenix AZ

A successful Hot Dog Truck, now a successful brick and mortar Hot Dog Restauranteurs opened Rollover Donuts. They feature some unique gourmet flavors of donuts and if you don’t get there at opening time your selection is somewhat limited. I tried an Orange Pistachio Donut. It had great flavor but was less light and airy to what I’m used to. Still a tasty donut.

Beyond Donuts and Cafe Glendale AZ

Beyond Donuts and Cafe Glendale AZ

Beyond Donuts is a small cafe that offers a very limited selection of donuts along with breakfast burritos. The donut I tried was nicely prepared, seemed oil free and was tasty and accented with cinnamon crumbs.

Welcome Chicken and Donuts

Welcome Chicken and Donuts Phoenix AZ

Successful restaurant-owners and Chefs of the Welcome Diner opened up an Asian Inspired Fried Chicken Restaurant that also makes donuts called Welcome Chicken and Donuts. I had a Key Lime Filled Donut here and although it lacked enough filling this was the most delicious and almost perfect donut I tried the whole year. It was light and seemed oil free. The filling tasted really perfect with the right bite of lime. It was smooth and not too sweet but sweet enough.

Desert Donuts Anthem AZ

Desert Donuts Anthem AZ

A few of the newer donut shops I tried were what they call interactive donuts. The store makes you your donuts fresh to order and you have your choice of two of many toppings for your basic cake style donut. Desert Donuts is an Independent donut shop that offers the interactive style of donuts. The donuts I tried from there were hot and fresh as promised and they offered not all but mostly traditional toppings. I had the Boston Cream donut here. The cake donut was warm and fresh and seemed very light and delicate. They dipped it in fresh chocolate icing and spooned some filling on top.

Fractured Prune Doughnuts Phoenix AZ

Fractured Prune Doughnuts Phoenix AZ

Fractured Prune Doughnuts is a National Chain of the interactive donut. A new location recently opened near me so I wanted to try them. The donut I got was on the greasy side and I couldn’t identify the blackberry cobbler flavor I asked for. My donut had what they called glaze topping that tasted like flavored pancake syrup to me.

Fractured Prune Doughnuts are a favorite to many so that means there is a donut out there for every taste.

There is a wHole world of donuts out there. Don’t know what I’ll forking try next.

Donuts are Forking still on the Rise in the Metro Phoenix AZ Area.

 The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth

 

Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad Recipe

Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad

Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad

This Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad is light and refreshing and not too acidic or too sweet. This salad is something most people will love. I was inspired to make this salad from remembering tasting a similar salad from some budget Asian Buffets I’ve been too. If you never tried a budget Asian Buffet it’s possible that you’ve never tried this kind of salad because I never have seen this kind of salad at any Asian Restaurant I ate at.

In my area the Budget Asian Buffet is almost a thing of the past. Several years back Budget Asian Buffets were popping up like mushrooms everywhere. For around only $10.00 a head the  budget Asain Buffets offered over a hundred items of foods to pick from and some of these places started out being ok or good for the price. As time pasted most but not all of these buffets seemed to  lower quality of food preparation until they were out of business. The budget buffets I used to go to are all gone now but several are still around.

The one salad that most of these places prepared was a carrot and radish salad that I enjoyed. I think my recipe is very close to what I tried just maybe slightly less sweet. I cut the radish and carrot with a 1.5 strip slicer and a 3mm strip slicer. I cut the carrot into thinner pieces than the radish because the carrot is harder than the radish. At the buffets the radish and carrots were much thicker and possibly cut with a shoe string potato slicer. Cut them however you like. I do note that this salad should be mostly radish and less carrot but my photos picked up the carrot more than there was.

Ingredients for about 4 servings

1 large daikon radish – pealed

1 medium-large carrot pealed

1 Tablespoon  kosher salt

2 garlic cloves (mashed on a garlic plate)

2 Tablespoons sugar

2 Tablespoons rice vinegar

1 scallion – cut in thin slices

pinch shredded red pepper

Directions

Use the 3mm strip slicer and shred up the radish. Use 1.5 strip slicer to shred up the carrot. Add salt and mix well. Add remaining ingredients mix well chill and enjoy!

Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad

Asian Inspired Radish and Carrot Salad

 This is FORKING GOOD and that's The Forking Truth

This is FORKING GOOD and that’s The Forking Truth

FORKING Dishonest RESTAURANT Reviews and DRUNK MONKEYS

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I was browsing a certain review site and noticed THREE reviews already posted for a restaurant that isn’t due to open till May 2016.

THE FORKING TRUTH is that this is dishonest and unethical. Anybody past the age of 7 should know you can’t review a place you haven’t stepped into.

The Restaurant isn’t even open yet.

That is a WTFORK!

Now that is FORKED up!

Now that is FORKED up!

I do understand that this restaurant has other locations and some people might feel like they already know the place. I also note it is possible these reviewers might have been to another one of the restaurant’s other locations………But this is still a WTFork! BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T FORKING been in this restaurant yet.

Nobody wants to read a review when the reviewer hasn’t even forking set their forking mouth and teeth in the restaurant yet.

Doesn’t anyone manage this site?

I let this review’s site’s local and head office know about this and sent them both a “Tweet” because I’ve found that sending them questions threw their site is useless and nobody ever  replies.

The least I would expect was a reply that they aren’t perfect and stride for perfection or some kind of rubbish like that. Instead nothing from them.

The Forking Truth is that they don’t have the

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MEATBALLS to reply to me.

Over the past several months I called this review site on a couple other things I noticed.

I noticed the review of the day was for a restaurant that was temporarily closed for business. I thought that review was very unhelpful for me and a review of a restaurant that was open for business would be a better choice. Again no reply.

Recently I also noticed  that an individual reviewer posted 46 reviews on one day on this particular review site. Any person with a working brain knows nobody goes to that many restaurants in a day, week or month. There is no credibility here when I see someone do something like this. Doesn’t this site have any rules. I contacted this site about what I noticed and asked how many reviews a day can someone post. Just like all the other times nobody replied to me.

Again no forking meatballs.

Tweets, contacting threw customer service and also contacting via talk don’t do a wee bit of good. Here is the FORKING TRUTH of what happened when I contacted them threw the talk page for a problem I had with their restaurant reservation service. This is the forking response I got.

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It makes me think this site must be ran by forking drunk monkeys.

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Well here is to all the no replies and the one worthless reply . It’s the Raspberry you are getting the FORKING Raspberry!

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And That’s The Forking Truth

UPDATE! The review site removed the three reviews for the unopened restaurant. 2-8-16 after letting them know four days back.

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The Forking Truth

 

 

 

Cilantro-Lime Chicken Meatloaf Recipe

 

Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf

Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf

I had this really delicious Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich at the Scottsdale Beer Company in Scottsdale AZ so I was inspired to create similar flavors in a meatloaf. The sandwich was made with cilantro lime marinated chicken and was topped with jalapeño jam and avocado aioli. It was just forking scrumptious. I made a jalapeño-apple preserve and a basic guacamole to go with this meatloaf.

Ingredients makes 12 servings

1/2 cup lime juice

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil

1 Tablespoon cumin

1 Tablespoon chili powder

2 Tablespoons sugar

1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

1/2 cup cilantro chopped

1/2 medium/large onion chopped

7 garlic cloves sliced thin

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1 teaspoon kosher salt

2 lbs plus 10oz boneless chicken thighs hand chopped

3 XL eggs beaten

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

2 cups whole wheat panko

non-stick cooking spray

Directions

Set Oven to 350 degrees F. Blend your first eleven ingredients. (lime juice, extra virgin olive oil, cumin, chili powder, sugar, red pepper flakes, cilantro, onion, garlic black pepper, and salt.) Set to the side. In a large bowl add your chicken, eggs, remaining salt and pepper, panko and blended mixture. Pour into your non-stick sprayed loaf pan and cover with foil. In my oven the meatloaf took one hour to be done.

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Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf

Cilantro Lime Chicken Meatloaf

This came out FORKING AWSOME.

 This is FORKING GREAT and that's The Forking Truth

This is FORKING GREAT and that’s The Forking Truth

WTFork is That……A Purple Daikon Radish

Purple Daikon Radish

Purple Daikon Radish

I never seen this kind of radish before. It’s very large about the same size as an extra large russet potato.

Inside the radish is a pretty design.

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I taste it.

It’s spicy and sweeter than most radishes with a nice crunch. This radish has much more flavor than a regular daikon radish. This radish might be the most delicious radish I ever tried!

I like this radish. Hope I find it again!

 The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth