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WTFork is Kaniwa

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Kaniwa (Kah-nyee-wah) is grain- like but is actually a seed that’s smaller than quinoa.  It’s a little easier to cook than quinoa because you don’t need to rinse it before cooking. To prepare Kaniwa you need two parts water to one part kana and a little salt. Bring to boil and then simmer covered for about 15 minutes and your done.

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It’s kind of earthy and a little crunchier than quinoa. It has the texture of wet coffee grinds.

To eat it you need to add a lot of texture to it.

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I made a salad out of it.

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The Forking Truth that Fish Bladder Might be in Your Beer and Wine

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Isinglass is the forking name for fish bladder that has been dried and turned into a powder.

That powder is used to filter out particles in some forking beers…

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And some forking wines.

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Therefor this process leaves these beers and wines forking unsuitable for vegetarians.

The Huffington Post reported that Fish Bladders are used in the production process for Guinness.

It’s the Forking Truth that FISH BLADDER Might be in your wine or beer!

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The Forking Truth about Potato Salad & other Mayo based Salad Spoilage

Potato Salad

Potato Salad

According to Snopes.com commercially -made mayonnaise is completely safe as it doesn’t really even need refrigeration. The PH in mayo is set at a point were bacteria can not forking survive.

The Forking Truth is that the first question asked to victims of food poisoning is… when did they last eat onions.

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Onions are a magnet to forking bacteria especially RAW ones. Even raw wrapped onions kept in a refrigerator are already contaminated just from being cut.

Both onions and potatoes from potato salad will attract bacteria faster than any commercial mayonnaise will break down.

And that was the Forking Truth about Potato Salad and other Mayo Based Salad Spoilage.

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Levantine Inspired Lentil Dip with 3 Hour Crispy Melty Onions

Levantine Inspired Lentil Dip with 3 Hour Crispy Melty Onions

Levantine Inspired Lentil Dip with 3 Hour Crispy Melty Onions

This dip is a loose interpretation of the Levantine Dish Called Mujadara also spelled Mejadra.

Mujadara is basically a pilaf of regular lentils, long grain rice and Crispy onions.

I came up with this dish because my husband doesn’t like the texture of lentils and will only eat them mushy or in a soup.

First start off your onions

You need a baking pan drizzled with extra virgin olive oil,

Drizzle of balsamic vinegar

a few bay leaves

a few black peppercorns

4 pealed red onions cut in halves sliced thin and also drizzle the tops with extra virgin olive oil.

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Place pan in a 325 degree oven on your middle rack and roast 3 hours.

For your lentils

I used 3 1/2 cups of lentils that were 1/2 the regular brown ones and half pink lentils. The pink ones turn mushy and the brown ones give a little texture. You cover the washed and rinsed lentils with a good cover of water. Add your spices.

2 teaspoons coriander

1 teaspoon black pepper

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1 teaspoon cumin

1/2-1/4 teaspoon caynee (if you eat this the same day the 1/2 t. taste almost too hot but the next day it’s more mellow)

1 cinnamon stick

Bring this mixture up to a boil and then reduce to a simmer and then cover the pot. Your lentils will be done in 15-20 minutes. You might need to add one cup of water for the texture you want. (when the lentils are done remove the cinnamon stick)

When your onions are done they will look like this.

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Pull the crispy ones off and set to the side of the pan.

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Mix all those melty sweet onions into the lentils.

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Mix and serve topped with the crispier onions and optional chopped scallions and sour cream or yogurt.

Levantine Inspired Lentil Dip with 3 Hour Crispy Melty Onions

Levantine Inspired Lentil Dip with 3 Hour Crispy Melty Onions

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Delicious Madagascar Pink Rice with Limequats, Dates and Toasted Coconut

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This rice is absolutely forking delicious and a completely original recipe by me! I was inspired by the flavors of Thai Stuffed Leaves called Miang Kum. I also had these Limquats and wanted to create something special with them. I remembered from eating Miang Kum how wonderful the whole lime pieces were. Normally I forking hate whole pieces of lime or lemon but with certain flavors they are magical and are like fireworks in your mouth.

Ingredients and directions

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1 chopped Limequat (small chop)

1/4 C. Chopped Red Onion

1 Thai Chili Fine Chopped

2 T grated ginger (I clean and freeze mine so it’s easy to grate)

1/2 C. Toasted Plain Coconut

1/4 C. Toasted Cashews rough chop

Set all this aside

For a sauce you pour on the rice you need

8 oz. of pitted dates chopped

2 T. Grated Red Onion

1 Cup water

1 teaspoon anchovy paste

Cook this up in a sauce pan

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For about 5 minutes on medium high heat till it looks like it’s sort of coming together and set aside.

Prepare 3 cups of cooked rice. ( I used Pink Madagascar)

Stir in cold ingredients then stir in sauce from your sauce pan. Stir till mixed and serve with a few leaves of spinach. (I used heirloom red spinach)

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This is forking delicious!

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Forking List of Foods that are HAZARDOUS to Dogs

AJ's Patio Arrowhead Glendale AZ

AJ’s Patio Arrowhead Glendale AZ

Many people are unaware of foods that are forking hazardous to dogs. We’re not born knowing what these forking foods are someone has to tell you. I’m certain that more foods will be added to this list but this was the most current information I can find at this time.

This is the ASPCA.ORG List of foods that are hazardous to dogs.

Avocado

Bread Dough

Chocolate

Alcohol

Grapes and Raisins

Hops

Macadamia Nuts

Moldy Foods

Onions and Garlic

Xylitol

I found a few other foods mentioned at ENTIRELYPETS.COM posted by James Wickboldt

Chocolate, Coffee, Caffeine

Raw Eggs

Xylitol

Onions

Milk, Dairy

Grapes, Raisins, Currants

Mushrooms

Raw Fish, Meat, Bones

Avocados

Macadamia Nuts

Also noted Rat and Mouse Baits can be deadly for pets.

Be cool and forking  remember this list!

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Americanized Approachable Thai/Italian Fusion Basil Chicken Recipe

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I had extra basil and some anchovies I wanted to forking use so I thought of the Thai Dish Pad Grapow,

Pad Grapow in America is basically Chicken and lots of Thai Basil with Fish Sauce, chili’s and garlic.

The “Red Boat Brand” of fish sauce is just made from anchovies. So with the ingredients I used  I thought this can be a similar forking dish.

Ingredients (for about 4 servings)

About a lb. of cleaned chicken off the bone either light or dark meat (rough hand chopped and pounded)

Hand Cut

Hand Cut

Pounded

Pounded

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one small can of anchovies in olive oil

one package of basil rinsed off and leaves removed from stem. (it forking looks like too much basil but it isn’t. The basil shrinks down. You want to really taste basil here.

One hot pepper

about 3-6 cloves garlic depending on how you garlic taste and your forking love of garlic.

optional crushed red chili flakes (when I finished I wanted to bump up the heat a little for balance)

Easy directions

Put your fry pan on medium high heat and heat up the olive oil from your small can of anchovies. Mince your garlic and chili together and add to fry pan when it’s hot. Let it go a few minutes and then add your anchovies and let it all melt together.

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Add your chicken and leave it the fork alone a few minutes to cook. Turn the chicken over and let cook on other side. When it’s almost done stir it around and add all the basil. Taste and adjust seasonings if necessary. Serve over spaghetti for an Italian Fusion touch or over zucchini spaghetti for a forking figure friendly option.

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Cafe Nordstrom is Forking Better than the Food Court

A few of the house made desserts at Nordstrom's Cafe

A few of the house made desserts at Cafe Nordstrom

At the Scottsdale Fashion Plaza in Scottsdale Arizona there is a very above average cafe located in the Nordstrom’s Department Store called Cafe Nordstrom. (On Nordstrom’s Webpage it’s called the Marketplace Cafe) All the food is made in house and they use mostly organic, cage free eggs and local food as much as possible. (It’s Arizona the forking desert not everything can come from forking here.) The cafe is really a cafeteria and that’s the only bad part if you are carrying packages. You pick up your tray and order from the station you feel like forking ordering from where they fresh make the food for you and then you slide your tray to the cashier and pay.

The bulk of the menu are these really interesting gourmet salads they offer. I’ve had many different ones over the years and am always impressed by how nice they really are. The Cafe offers about half a dozen different kinds of salads, a few sandwiches, soup, pizzas, pastas, couple entries, a special of the day and many made in house desserts. They also serve beer and wine and speciality coffees.

This time I tried the Berry, Blue Cheese and Chicken Salad.

Berry Blue Cheese and Chicken Salad from Nordstrom's Cafe

Berry Blue Cheese and Chicken Salad from Cafe Nordstrom

WOW what a great salad! This sure forking beats anything from the food court. Lots of plump berries, tangy blue cheese, fresh mixed greens, some sort of candied walnut granola croutons and perfectly poached chicken. This salad was satisfying but still seemed light because of the berries. I liked the sweet against tangy thing going on in this salad.

My husband had some sort of Steak Sandwich that came with potato chips.

Steak Sandwich from Cafe Nordstrom Scottsdale AZ

Steak Sandwich from Cafe Nordstrom Scottsdale AZ

The steak was topped with balsamic onions and havarti Cheese. looks like my husband pulled out the forking raw tomatoes. He said it was a really good for a cold sandwich. He would have preferred it warmed up.

When your all done your table attendant presents you with a wrapped mint chocolate.

Cafe Nordstrom is Forking Better than the Food Court!

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Have you Forking tried the Kale Sprout?

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I saw forking KALE SPROUTS at Trader Joe’s so I purchased them. They are a cross between Kale and Brussels Sprouts.

First I washed them off.

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Then I look at them and they seem like mostly forking stems with a little bit of kale. I taste one and it taste like raw cabbage so I decide to split them in halves.

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I boiled them in vegetable stock to infuse them with flavor with some thin sliced onions.

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When they turn tender I tasted one again. Now it forking taste like a brussels sprouts and I think they need a little roasting in the oven.

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I sprinkle them with extra virgin olive oil and roast them for 15 minutes at 350 degrees.

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They brown up and get a little crisp. I add sea salt and fresh ground black pepper.

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They taste good this way. A little crisp and nutty and a sort of sweet taste to them.

Are you going to try the forking Kale Sprouts?

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