Lasagna almost everyone loves lasagna.
I made soaked semolina cakes called Basboosa.
Cannoli in Chocolate, Vanila and Cinnamon
Chef Thomas Keller’s Bouchons
Pots de Creme
Hope you all Forking Enjoyed and have a Happy New Year!
Lasagna almost everyone loves lasagna.
I made soaked semolina cakes called Basboosa.
Cannoli in Chocolate, Vanila and Cinnamon
Chef Thomas Keller’s Bouchons
Pots de Creme
Hope you all Forking Enjoyed and have a Happy New Year!
Sometimes people don’t understand etiquette. These are just some very basic rules of etiquette for Holidays or Gatherings some for being a guest and some for being a host.
1-If a guest brings a gift of food or drink that you don’t like.
Don’t – Say something like “it’s too sweet” or “I hate forking profiteroles.”
Say – Something like “That was nice of you to bring, thank you.”
2- Children at family gatherings should be trained to say Hi or at the very least smile to family members and not blindly stare across the room like zombies.
3- If you make a mess or break something in someone’s home.
Don’t do forking nothing like a whip and ignore it.
Be a good person and say something to the host right away.
4-Be a good guest and DON’T bring some sort of food or drink you already tried that you don’t care for.
In this case as a host you don’t have to say that was so nice of you to forking bring that. As a guest you should only bring food or drink that you’d consume. Your host worked hard to prepare a nice forking dinner. Do you forking want to be remembered for doing such a thing like that?
5- Don’t inflict illness on your guest if you or someone in your home has the flu. Remember your germs make people sick a long time after you are well and your farts also forking smell too.
Do – Cancel your gathering and reschedule.
6-You shouldn’t thank your guest for leaving. You should have thanked them for coming.
Merry Forking Christmas and Happy Everything Else!
I’ve been making cannoli for many years now. I started making cannoli by purchasing cheese and shells because you really can purchase good cheese and shells from nearly all the super markets that I used to go to on the east coast. All I had to do was just drain the cheese, flavor the cheese and pipe the cheese into the shells. I topped them with powdered sugar and a secret pinch of anisette sugar. When I moved to Arizona I noticed that the cheese from my local supermarkets were the big brands that were noticeably not as delicious (more processed tasting) with a grainy texture so I started making my own cheese. It’s pretty easy, you basically bring milk and cream to a slow boil and then add fresh lemon juice to curdle it and wah la you have cheese….not just cheese but great tasting cheese instead of forking crappy cheese.
It’s not impossible to find already made cannoli shells in Arizona but I did notice the super markets here don’t sell or make them and you have to go to specialty stores to find them. Cannoli shells already made are also very expensive. I’ve seen them for $1.00-$1.50 each without the filling so if you need 30 of them your spending over $30.-$45.00 just for small shells without filling.
I kept trying recipes to make them and after 5-6 recipes that didn’t work out as well as I wanted I developed my own recipe for cannoli that is posted on this site. Just search cannoli if you care to try my recipe. (a less detailed version is posted at the end of this post)
The next step in making cannoli was to find the best cannoli cores. I found that most were too big. Nobody really wants a giant cannoli. I had to find the right small cannoli cores. I make three flavors vanilla, chocolate and cinnamon so I make small ones so people can try a few flavors.
Some cannoli cores I tried stayed hot so long you’d have to wait an hour to get the cannoli off the cores if you could get them off because they burnt on sometimes. After years of trying several the one I’m sticking with for the rest of my life are Fanara’s small cannoli cores. Although they aren’t the smallest they are the best because the cannoli shells come off easily off the cores always because they give and the aluminum cools quicker so I can keep the production going.
You just squeeze the end and you can get them off.
Making Cannoli Shells used to be a Forking Drudgery until I Found Fanara Cannoli Cores.
I am not Forking Paid or anything to post this. It’s the Forking Truth!
For about 33 small cannoli (if your like me I didn’t seal a few right or I would have had about 37 small shells)
2 cups flour
2 Tablespoons butter -soft
2 Tablespoon sugar
2 pinch kosher salt
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup wine
1 beaten egg white
Use the yolk for sealing cannoli
need a little extra flour for rolling
and neutral oil to fry with
Finish with 10x sugar and just a pinch of anisette sugar
The KitchenAid Spiralizer Attachment cost between $75.00 (Kohls) up to $149.00 (Macy’s) depending on where you shop and averages at $129.00 (almost everywhere). The Padero Spiral Vegetable Slicer cost around $30.00. (I’ve seen look-a-likes that cost less and might not work as well?)
The Pros
1- It’s a KichenAid Product that mostly metal with some plastic parts -Padero is mostly plastic with some metal.
2- It’s easy to clean – As is the Padero.
3-It has a peeler attachment – The Padero does not peal.
4-It makes a nice shape spiral for frying. – The Padero makes slightly thinner spirals.
The Cons
1-It cost more than the Padero Spiral Vegetable Slicer
2- It doesn’t do angel hair strands like the Padero
3-Odd shape potatoes don’t spiralize unlike the when using the Padero
4-Potatoes that are medium/large and larger need to be cut down because they don’t fit in. The Padero can slide to do a larger potato or squash.
5- I wasted some potatoes that I tried to spiralize and the waste splattered all over my counter.
Well the forking truth is that the Padero doesn’t look as cool as the KichenAid Attachment and how long it will last against the KitchenAid Attachment I don’t know. It also doesn’t peal but for me it works better and more efficient.
So I already Forking Returned the KitchenAid Spiralizer Attachment.
I can’t say it’s not worth a fork because it can spiralize nicely under the right conditions.
Does Forking Fecal Material matter to you in your food?
I was deeply bothered about the recent Consumer Reports Story.
In short they said that every sample of ground beef they tested contained some fecal matter.
Some of the ways fecal matter gets spread to the beef are……
At the Slaughter house from a number of ways
Removing the hides (cutting threw everything)
Breaking the gastrointestinal tract (splashing all over)
Simply from the tools not being cleaned after feces contact.
I don’t know if kosher beef was tasted. I know kosher beef is only the front quarter of the cow so chances of fecal material getting on that meat would be more difficult.
I was surprised to learn that Sardinian People enjoy cheese with maggot poop.
The cheese called case marzu is banned but is still made anyway. The cheese starts out as a pecorino that they leave out and cut the crust off attracting maggots to lay eggs. The eggs hatch and turn to larvae and then the larvae poop and that becomes the unique flavor of this cheese. It’s said that when you eat this cheese you have to chew and kill the maggots or they will chew threw your intestines. I read this from the Huffington Post.
According to infowars.com if you eat fish from China it’s likely the fish were raised eating pig poop. Most of China’s poultry are raised eating pig poop too according to infowers.com.
The FORKING SAD thing is……
The FDA rejected thousands of food shipments from Asia due to FECAL contamination and the FORKING kicker is that only 3% of the food gets inspected.
A study from the International Journal of Food Microbiology states that Fecal Contamination often happens at soda fountains.
I don’t even want to know how the fork that happens.
The DailyTech.com posted that the Japanese are already experimenting with growing steak from FORKING POOP.
What the fork would you have with that?????? A side of Pees?
Does fecal material matter to you in your food?
I see these little cucumbers at the Farmer’s Market and I’m glad I picked some up. These are the BEST FORKING cucumbers I ever tried. They are very sweet with a good cucumber taste and crisp like an apple. the skin is thin and edible. They happen to also be burp free and lack any bitter taste.
These are delicious.
Made Lemon Verbena Lemon Pickles with Apple. Recipe to Follow.
The Lemon Cucumber is the BEST FORKING CUCUMBER I ever had in my life!
Baking soda has many culinary uses in the kitchen that you might not forking know about.
A small amount of baking soda is added to popsicles to prevent them from getting forking rock hard.
Home made yogurt taste less tangy with a little added baking soda.
Although baking soda tends to make canned tomatoes to taste flat sometimes baking soda is added to neutralize acid.
Some cooks add baking soda to boiled vegetables to keep their color….however the vegetables do tend to get soggy.
I haven’t tried it but I read in Cook’s Illustrated Magazine that baking soda is used to help caramelize meat.
I have tried the Cook’s magazine recipe that uses baking soda to make better tasting browned potatoes.
When boiling eggs a little baking soda added to the water helps to make the shells peal off easily.
To make the best creamiest hummus add baking soda to the boiling garbanzo beans.
Bring to slow boil cream and add some baking soda to make cream cheese.
Perhaps these are more Uses for Baking Soda than you Forking Knew About?
References
incredible egg.org
chowhound.com
Cook’s Illustrated Magazine
The Forking Truth is that sometimes a Very Good Restaurant WILL SCREW UP. I was at this well known usually very good restaurant recently in Carefree Arizona. This is a restaurant that has a James Beard Nominated Chef/owner. I love nearly all the food I’ve tried at this Chef’s Restaurants. The food is always highest quality, mostly locally sourced, very creative and masterfully prepared. The food is always forking good and sometimes it’s so good it’s mind-blowing. I’ve been here several times before so I was looking forward to an amazing lunch. I have blogged about all the Chef’s other restaurants and was hoping for a new “Worth a Fork” story to tell. Sadly what happened to me here I wouldn’t want to happen to you so I don’t feel like writing a “Worth a Fork” story. Instead I have to just tell The Forking Truth about what happened kind of forking story.
We arrived and a server told us to pick any table we wanted so I picked a table facing the scenic mountains instead of the other direction with a table facing the parking lot. The server takes our beverage order and I soon receive an iced tea. I was looking forward to starting with a creative vegetable plate prepared with interesting ingredients I’d never think of paring together. Then a lunch plate of some sort and if I had room maybe dessert.
It wasn’t too busy yet in the restaurant and only a few tables were seated behind me.
Then the forking unthinkable happens.
Nobody forking comes back to wait on us……
We wait……
We forking wait some more……
We notice the three tables behind us were all waited on and those people are eating but we didn’t get any FORKING service.
Why?
What am I Forking Chopped Liver?
A forking Leper?
Twenty five or more minutes go by so we decided to have lunch some forking place else.
Against my husband’s wishes I left $4.00 on the table. Not as a tip but I wanted to pay for the forking iced tea I hardly drank.
I wrote my story on one review site and the same day someone who identified themselves to me as the waitress from that restaurant contacted me to let me know that they apologized for bad service and wanted to buy me lunch. To me not getting waited on is the worst thing that can happen (besides forking food poisoning). It’s not like you got any food to rave or complain about. It’s like going to the amusement park and they won’t let you on any rides.
I would have thought the owner would have apologized on this one because it’s a biggy…I think.
I was very unhappy about making the trip to this restaurant and not getting waited on. I traveled maybe 30-45 forking minutes to dine here. It’s not terribly far but it’s not in my forking back yard either.
I also feel really forking weird about the offer to come back because if I come back to take them up on the free lunch offer they might just artificially kiss up to me.
I’m just very unhappy that this happened…….
I guess I should be happy that they want to fix this and I should take them up on their offer.
I do note that you will usually get service from this particular restaurant and the food is usually very good but, on my last visit THEY DID FORKING SCREW UP.
As a forking update…..Nothing has happened so far…………
The Forking Truth is that Sometimes A Very Good Restaurant WILL SCREW UP and if they are a very good restaurant they will try to fix it.
Normally this cute Aussie looks like this, with a squeaky ball in her mouth ready to play catch. But something forking weird happens every forking time I start washing the romaine.
My little buddy sits behind my feet and taps my leg letting me know she wants forking lettuce. She gives me this cute doggie smile and I have to give her forking lettuce.
So then I forking give her some.
I give her several pieces.
She doesn’t behave this way for any other food. I have noticed she is also oddly found of BEANS and inhales them. She sucks them up like a vacuum. But Romaine lettuce is the only food that makes her give me leg taps.
I think she’s forking unusual but very cute!