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WTFork is White Fungus

 

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White Fungus is a kind of fungus that belongs to the mushroom family. In China white fungus is prized for medical benefits.

It’s believed to help with the building of collagen, also an anti inflammatory, a cholesterol reducer and also to lower high blood pressure among other things.

White fungus is usually sold dried like this.

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To prepare you put some in a bowl.

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Then you have to soak it well, rinse well and trim the hard part off and boil it briefly so you can use it. The white fungus should double in size  in about 15 minutes

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and grow to 3-4 times the dried size.

Traditional recipes for white fungus are soups, stir fries and desserts or sweet soups.

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Forking Easy Microwave Carrot Chips Recipe

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To make the forking easy microwave carrot chips you start by slicing your carrot on the thin side.

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Blot them dry with a towel.

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Microwave them for about 3 minutes.

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They should be sort of soggy now and your plate will be wet.

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Remove the carrots from the wet plate and blot the carrots again.

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Clean your plate off and apply a small amount of nonstick spray and blot up the extra spray you want a dry kind of coating.

Put the carrots back on your plate and microwave 2 minutes.

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Remove the chips that are done and put back the chips that need a little more time. You might only need a minute or less depending on your microwave oven and your plate that you used.

Apply fresh ground sea salt or sugar with cinnamon and serve.

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It's good and that's The Forking Truth

It’s good and that’s The Forking Truth

 

Shishito Peppers are Forking Delicious

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Shishito pepper are FORKING delicious. These thin wall peppers blister up easy and are popping up on restaurant menus everywhere for around $10.00 a plate. About 90% of the peppers are mild but the forking weird thing is you get one super spicy one every so often.

I buy these peppers from my local Asian Market and they were on sale for 99 cents a pound.

 

An easy way to prepare the peppers is simply to roast or fry them.

Not always but often these Japanese peppers are embellished with Asian ingredients in restaurants. I thought I’d do something different that also was delicious.

I cranked up my oven to 450 degrees F and coated the peppers and some crushed hazelnuts with extra virgin olive oil and them roast for about 7-8 minutes till the peppers blistered and the hazelnuts roasted.

Then I topped the peppers with a small amount of roasted tomatoes,  Sardinian Cheese called Fioro Sardo, some oregano, fresh ground sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, a drizzle of reduced balsamic vinegar and Korean shredded red pepper.

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Shishito peppers are FORKING delicious!

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Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad Recipe

 Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad

Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad

This is a Korean Inspired Potato Salad. This salad differs from most potato salads in many ways. First of all to get a more intense potato flavor…… I boiled the potatoes with a teaspoon of baking soda. It intensifies the potato flavor but it also breaks down the surface of the potatoes making them very soft. That is what I wanted for this style of potato salad because a Korean style Potato salad is suppose to be creamy from the potatoes in addition to the mayonnaise. It comes out almost like a mashed potato salad but with big chunks of potatoes. I flavored the salad with Korean Gochujang that’s savory, spicy and pungent, added some fruit and topped the salad with crumbled egg yolk. I’ve been told this salad is forking delicious so if your into these kind of flavors you should enjoy it. The salad is spicy but not too spicy.

Ingredients Makes about 8 servings

2 lbs Potatoes pealed (you want the potatoes cut some but not much because you will slightly over cook them and they will break when you mix. You want the pieces big like limes or big apricots)

2 extra large eggs

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 Tablespoon kosher salt

1/4 cup celery chopped small

1/2 cup apple chopped small

1/4 cup scallion whites

1/4 cup scallion greens

1 cup low fat mayonnaise (I reserve full fat mayo for deviled eggs and egg salad)

2 teaspoons gochujang

1 Tablespoon rice wine vinegar

1 Tablespoon soy sauce

1 Tablespoon honey

BIG pinch shredded Korean red pepper

Directions

Add very cold water a little more than 1/2 way up to your medium size sauce pan. Add your potatoes, salt, baking soda and eggs to your pan.

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Place on heat source and bring to boil and then reduce to a simmer. Everything will be done in 15-20 minutes.

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While your potatoes are cooking you can mix up your dressing and quickly chop the produce you need for this recipe. For the dressing in a small bowl add your mayo, gochujang, rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, honey. Mix till combined well and set to the side.

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When done set in a colander to drain and peal your eggs. Cut the eggs in half and set the yolks to the side (you use them at the end) and break the whites down somewhat small and add them to the potatoes. Add your celery, apple, scallion white ends.

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Now top the potato mixture with the dressing and fold gently. Top with green ends of scallions. and top the scallions with egg yolks and you just push threw the colander or crumble well. For an optional touch it’s fun to add some spicy Korean Shredded pepper to the top of the potato salad.

Gangnam Style Potato Salad

Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad

 Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad

Spicy Gangnam Style Potato Salad

It's Really Good! and That's The Forking Truth

It’s Forking Good! and That’s The Forking Truth

 

 

 

You Forking NEED TO COOK Bean Sprouts

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I forking purchased a bag of bean sprouts and noticed an advisory to boil them or to stir fry them before serving.

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I thought I’ve eating them raw before?

But I read that toxins in the bean sprouts are only broken down from cooking.

Illnesses and deaths have occurred from infections linked to salmonella and e. coli from bean sprouts in the USA and other countries.

I’m never forking eating bean sprouts raw again.

You Forking need to cook bean sprouts.

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The Forking Truth is that When you have a Whale of an Appetite they feed you a Guppy

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

The Forking Truth is when you have a Whale of an appetite they feed you a guppy. Ok my forking dinner was a little bigger than a guppy but it wasn’t enough food and left me somewhat disappointed and forking hungry.

We travelled across town to dine at this place because they were running a four course special for $35.00 and the food is very good from this place.

The first course was a fresh oyster and a freshly prepared shrimp.

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

That I didn’t get to forking eat because I don’t eat shellfish so my husband ate them. I did taste the white wine sauce and the cocktail sauce. Both of those sauces were unusually delicious and the cocktail sauce had little pearls of horseradish floating on the top to give you a more layered tasting.

The next course I picked was the amazing house smoked sturgeon “bacon” and egg toast.

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

That I shared with my husband because he also enjoys it and he said, look at all that bread you got and I didn’t get any bread with my frog legs so I forking gave him half of my second course not knowing I’d screw myself.

Then I got this….you know sometimes SIZE DOES FORKING MATTER!

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

The grilled loup de mer was not only prepared perfect but was forking delicious with the perfect amount of buttery winey richness and lemon-ee acidity and was the perfect portion size if you were the forking size of a hamster.

Note..Hamster got more forking food.....

Note..Hamster got more forking food…..

This platter left me wanting more….for real….i wanted more! I was forking hungry…..Hungry like a wolf.

Hungry Wolf

Hungry Wolf thinking about what to do after that anchovy sized fish

I’ve been to this restaurant earlier this year and ordered the same thing and last time was about three times the forking size of the anchovie I received this time. Below is the Grilled Loup de Mar I had LAST TIME.

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

.. Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Isn’t last times Fish much BiGGER than this?

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

I usually don’t have room for dessert but eat it anyway most forking times. This time I had FORKING room for dessert.

I do have to say the buttermilk pie was forking delicious.

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Even the crust was delicious. I usually don’t eat most crust on pies because they are high in calories and forking don’t taste good anyway. But this crust was thin and buttery tasting like it should be and the filling was vanilla-ee with the right amount of sweetness. The cream didn’t come from a can and tasted like it was fresh made. A little fruit on top cut the richness.

The Forking Truth is that when you have a Whale of an Appetite they feed you a forking Guppy.

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The Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

 

Forking Easy Microwave Potato Chips Recipe

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I read on FoodBeast.com that you could microwave potato chips in 3-5 minutes. You simply slice them thin.

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Then blot all the water you can out of them

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and microwave them 3-5 minutes depending on your microwave. I decided to give this a try and here’s how I forking did. I put them in a microwave safe dish and let them go 3 minutes to start.

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For me after three minutes mine were starting to shrivel up but were still raw and I noticed liquid leaking out of the potatoes.

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I took the potatoes out of the bowl and wiped the liquid out and placed the chips back turned over and let the microwave go two more minutes.

I added fresh crushed sea salt and they were pretty good.

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Some chips were more perfect then others with a better crisp but overall pretty forking good.

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WTFork is That?………….. Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates

Yellow Dates are very difficult to come by and have a very short growing season.

Yellow dates are also called barhi dates, barhee dates and khalal dates.

The yellow dates are not at their full ripeness yet but are very edible and some people prefer them this way.

When the dates are yellow these dates are crunchy like an apple but taste like brown sugar with a pleasant astringency in the mouth.

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If you leave them to ripen and turn brown it’s said that they turn to taste like butterscotch candy.

And That’s WTFork a Yellow Date is.

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Healthy Creamy Low Fat Roasted Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad Recipe

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Roasted Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

I came up with a lighter salad that’s satisfying, creamy and very low fat… that’s good and easy to prepare. I have a secret ingredient that might scare most people away. It’s silken tofu. It turns out that you can blend the silken tofu to a thick cream and flavor it to make it tasty. It comes out  tasting like you might have mixed calorie laden mayonnaise with a calorie laden herbed cream cheese. The end result is tasty and this is a good Monday-Friday recipe so you can splurge on the weekend. I also do note this salad is best fresh when you mix it up because the next day the dressing soaks in. So use fresh or keep the dressing on the side to mix in fresh.

Silken tofu is far lighter in calories, fat and carbs than mayonnaise.

For 12 oz of mayonnaise that you might need for a mayonnaise type salad recipe you would be adding on about

mayonnaise…………………………………………………..                             and silken tofu is

1,332 calories………………………..About 12 oz ……                             only 200 calories

113.64 g fat……………………………About 12 oz…..                              only 8g fat

81.36 carbs…………………………….About 12 oz…..                             only 8 carbs

That is a significant difference……………………….

To prepare this salad you start by roasting a head of cauliflower till it browns a little and season it with salt and pepper.

Roasted Cauliflower

Roasted Cauliflower

Set it a side and add garbanzo beans, a little celery, red pepper and a few currents for pop. Then mix in your flavored tofu cream and shake on  some paprika and your done.

Ingredients  about 8 servings

3 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil (to roast the cauliflower with)

1 large cauliflower (broken down) roasted till browned at 350 degrees F.

fresh ground sea salt (fresh ground for the cauliflower)

fresh ground black pepper (fresh ground for the cauliflower)

15 oz. can of reduced salt garbanzo beans rinsed a few times (the reduced salt kind taste much better and have a better texture than the regular canned)

1/4 cup celery chopped small

1/4 red bell pepper chopped small

2 Tablespoons zante currants

12 oz. silken tofu blended

2 garlic (small) cloves grated

2 Tablespoons dijon mustard

2 scallions chopped

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

4 shakes paprika

Directions

In one large bowl add in your cauliflower, garbanzo beans, celery, red bell pepper, and currants and set to side.

To your container of blended tofu add the garlic, dijon, scallions, salt and pepper and blend until smooth.

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Mix your creamy tofu mixture into your cauliflower mixture and add about 4 shakes of paprika.

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Tasty and healthy creamy salad that seems much more indulgent.

It's Delicious and that's The Forking Truth

It’s Delicious and that’s The Forking Truth

 

 

The Reign of the Horror of More Pumpkin Spice FORKING Continues with Peeps

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Peeps have been the number one selling non chocolate candy for over 20 years and over five million Peeps are produced a day. Peeps are marshmallow candies that were originally shaped like chicks. At one time Peeps was just an Easter Candy and was made in yellow, pink and white colors. Some time latter the Peeps became all Holiday Candy and now they are anytime candy that happens to be featuring forking seasons like fall. The new fall flavors will be caramel apple, candy corn and FORKING PUMPKIN SPICE!

A few fun facts you might not know about Peeps.

Peeps have a two year forking shelf life.

In 2015 Peeps teamed up with Prairie Farms to produce Peeps flavored milk in marshmallow, chocolate marshmallow and Easter egg nog.

Someone in Sacramento in an eating contest called a “Peep Off” ate 102 forking Peeps in 30 minutes. ( bet  it didn’t hurt coming out)

Bethlehem PA where Peeps are produced drops a forking GIANT Peep for New Year’s Eve.

Peeps are not vegetarian. They are made with forking  Gelatin made from pork.

The reign of horror of more pumpkin spice forking continues with Peeps.

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Information gathered from-

Wikipedia.com

Mentalfloss.com

Degreesearch.org