I was checking out at the grocery store near my house in Phoenix Arizona and the cashier noticed the frozen confection I picked up called frozen custard.

The cashier was an older woman in her 60s and told me she never forking heard of frozen custard and asked me what it was. I told her it’s like frozen soft serve but much richer and smoother because it’s made with eggs. I was surprised she lived all her forking 60 something life and never heard of frozen custard but then I thought about it a little forking more and realize that frozen custard really isn’t an Arizona Thing.

I don’t forking know why?

Maybe you need to live near a forking boardwalk to enjoy frozen custard?

We do have some frozen custard right here in Phoenix. I’ve seen it at Freddie’s, Culver’s and Rita’s but they aren’t the same.

Frozen custard was invented in Coney Island New York in 1919 by ice-cream vendors Archie and Elton Kohr. The brothers found out that just adding egg yolks to their ice-cream helped the treat stay cold longer and also gave it a richer silkier texture.

Some people from Phoenix never heard of frozen custard!

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Special K Cereal used to be special because it use to be just one variety of cereal that was plain. It was almost like rice krispies for adults. Special “K” seemed like an adult cereal. It wasn’t too sweet and the commercials made it sound healthy. They were known for something about if you ate it for a week or so with the Special “K” plan that you’d lose weight.

These days you have many varieties of special K to choose. Maybe you need to get more protein in your diet? I wonder what kind of protein is in your box? Could it be kidneys or forking liver from an unidentified animal? (seriously vitamin B2 riboflavin is Kidneys and or Liver that might be an unidentified animal source most likely beef or pork)

Maybe you need cinnamon and sugar to cover up the forking protein taste and want your cereal to be a different shape and not look like special K?

Mmmmm this Special K is made with real berries.

I don’t see a mention of real berries in this box but it is also chocolatey!

These are BOTH forking fruit and yogurt. I didn’t read the fine print to see how they differ.

Cinnamon Pecan Special K does sound tasty.

Some sort of brown little nuggets in that bowl that forking look like rabbit turds called Chocolatey Delight!

Oats and Honey are good for when you feel like eating like a forking horse.

Chocolate Almond for those times you feel like a nut with a little chocolate.

Vanilla Almond sounds good unless you find out that the vitamin D3 in it is made from forking sheep’s wool! BAHHHHHHH Bah!

Special “K” isn’t so special because there’s more than one variety now.

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I took this picture of the forking breakfast I prepared for my husband and put it up on twitter today. All of a sudden a bunch of foodies from all over were favoriting and retweeting my photo.

In just a matter of only a couple minutes this photo was retweeted to OVER a FORKING @#$%^&*()_ TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND people. So I thought it was worthy to post on my blog.

Last year my most popular photo on twitter was the one of my signature pizza with heirloom tomatoes.

Not sure but somewhere around fifty five thousand people got this photo retweeted to them. Even Chef Emeril Lagasse favorited some of my pictures and favorited my forking pizza twice.

My food photos of my food are more popular than my Forking Blog.

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I have been using this pot several times a week for over ten forking years.

Many of the forking recipes on this site were made with this pot.

The pot somehow magically stays clean even around the handle area.

I purchased it on clearance from either Marshall’s or Home Goods for only $10. so my pot was also forking cheap.

Thanks Wolfgang! This is a great forking pot!

Worth a Fork!

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