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Happy Birthday to The Planter’s Peanut – Mr Peanut Turns 100

 

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Mr Peanut is the mascot that represents the Planters Peanut Company that turns 100 in 2016.

The Planters Company was founded by Amedeo Obici an Italian Born American of Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania.

The Planters Company some time back merged with Nabisco and currently (2016) is owned by Kraft Foods American Food Company.

I was very excited to hear about the “Nutmobile” touring for Planters 100th. The Planter’s Peanut Man was very iconic from commercials but mostly (for me) from being one of the hight lights from Atlantic City New Jersey’s Board Walk from my childhood.

Photo from Pinterest

Photo from Pinterest

The above photo shows you a little bit of what Atlantic City Board Walk was like. The Planter’s Peanut Store is on the left.

This is how I remember it looked liked from the outside with the Peanut man always there.

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You had no choice to stop here when you were on the board walk. The aroma of fresh roasting peanuts was intoxicating like a drug. They smelled so good…you can’t imagine unless you have smelled fresh roasting peanuts. They smelled so good that you were hypnotized ….you had to get some.  The Atlantic City Board Walk also got mighty chilly at night and the hot peanuts were also very comforting to warm your hands and stomach from the chilly, misty, sandy shore air. (Photo on the left was from Monicastangledweb.com and photo to the right was found on Pinterest)

I couldn’t find a photo of the inside of the Planters Store but there were some animated Mr Peanuts inside doing things that were fun to look at. They sold fresh roasted peanuts…I think I remember some toys or games….other things I don’t remember and Mr Peanut Collectables.

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These might be older collectibles I think from before my time. I remember stuff like Mr. Peanut Mugs, Banks and other things, some were colorful. I think I remember Mr. Peanuts store goods made in Pink, Red, Blue and Yellow colors. (Photo found on Pinterest)

I saw this Mr. Peanut Bench on the internet. I don’t remember it but it might have been there. Behind the glass is a Boardwalk. But that little bit of Greenery by Mr. Peanut’s hand doesn’t look like the Atlantic City Beach to me?

Photo found on Pinterest

Photo found on Pinterest

Well Atlantic City is a different Place now and Mr. Peanut has said good riddance to Atlantic City some time back but you can find him on a Jar or Can of Planter’s Peanuts almost anywhere.

Back to our time in Phoenix Arizona!

Here was the Mr. Peanut 100th Birthday Celebration.

I never seen the “NutMobile” before and never heard of it either. We drove to the celebration and luckily it wasn’t too far from my house.

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Was the scent of fresh roasted peanuts going to fill the air?….Nope 🙁

Where they going to celebrate with slices of Birthday Cake?…..Nope 🙁

Was there going to be a band?….Nope 🙁

Were they going to hand out keepsakes?…………Nope 🙁

Were they going to give out samples of airplane size packages of peanuts?……Nope 🙁

Was I FORKING GOING TO SEE MR.PEANUT?….nope….Nope and Forking Nope. 🙁

There was nothing but $1.00 off coupons for purchasing jars or cans of Planter’s Peanuts. 🙁

Nuts!…….. Mr. Peanut turned 100 and all they did was give out $1.00 off coupons.

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Wikipedia

Planters.com

 

 

Breakstone’s and Knudsen’s – The Cottage Cheeses do Taste Different

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If you live in the East, South East, or Mid- Western parts of U.S. The big name brand for Cottage Cheese and other dairy items is Breakstone’s. In the Western parts the big name is Knudsen’s. Both Cottage Cheese brands have been absorbed by Kraft Foods.  I stumbled into a rare opportunity to get my hands on some Breakstone’s Cottage Cheese in Phoenix AZ. I thought I’d see how the two measure up against each other. But first is a little bit of story about these brands.

Knuden’s was at one time a family owned business that made cottage cheese and other items  that got mostly bought out by Kraft.

On the Breakstone’s Container it states that they were established in 1882 and according to the commercials I grew up with Breakstone’s was founded by Sam Breakstone.

I don’t know for sure but according to what I read on the internet the Sam Breakstone’s Name might be somewhat fictitious?????????? There is LOTS of documentation that The Breakstone Name is linked to many named Lithuanian immigrants from the New York Lower East Side named Breakstone from the pre 1900’s that were involved in the dairy business. Brothers, cousins, distant relatives all named Breakstone are linked to the dairy business all where the “real” or “fictitious” Sam Breakstone came from.

Jordon Davis of www.FindingSamBreakstone.BlogSpot.com dedicated his WHOLE BLOG to researching all people that he could find name Sam Breakstone in America that were alive in 1882. He was aiming on finding the real Sam Breakstone of from what we know as Breakstone’s . He digged up records on about SEVENTEEN Sam Breakstones and isn’t satisfied that any of the Sam Breakstones He has found (even though in the dairy business) were actually the founding Sam Breakstone of the 1882 established dairy.

Some of us of a certain age from certain parts of the United States remember the likable character from Breakstone commercials named “Sam Breakstone.”(he’s the same actor from the Dunkin Donuts Commercial, “Time to make the donuts” guy) In the commercials Sam Breakstone turned down lots of milk because it wasn’t good enough for his products. He was a real stickler. (well that’s the way I remember it..think it went that way) Oh I found a bunch of old Breakstone’s Commercials that live on youtube. Most were made from 1977-80.

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“Not GOOD enough!”   “NOT GOOD ENOUGH”   “I wouldn’t feed it to a dog!”

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“Not thick enough.” NOT THICK ENOUGH!”

I had difficulty researching Breakstone’s and Knudsen’s varieties of cottage cheese that they used to sell before they were bought out by Kraft. It seems that information disappeared or never was found on the web. But I remember Breakstone’s use to sell the cottage with a variety of curd sizes and different fat contents. I don’t recall Knudsen’s because it wasn’t sold were I lived most of my life.

Now back to the two brands of Cottage Cheese…..

Both Cottage Cheeses are low fat and 2% milk fat and are small curd. Both Cottage Cheese have the same amount of calories and fat.

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The main ingredients in Breakstone’s are skim milk and cream, plus 8 ingredients.

Knudsen’s main ingredients are Fat free milk and cream, plus 10 ingredients.

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You can see the texture differs some.

Knudsen on the right has harder, drier curds and is much saltier tasting.

Breakstone’s on the left has more difference between the curds and whey.

Knudsen’s almost seems like it was blended together.

Breakstone’s taste milkier maybe because it isn’t so salty.

Breakstone’s and Knudsen’s do taste different.

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The Forking Truth is that a Great Menu is Only Great if it’s Executed

Kitchen West Restaurant at The Scottsdale Resort at McCormick Ranch AZ

Kitchen West Restaurant at The Scottsdale Resort at McCormick Ranch AZ

What drew me to Kitchen West is the ambitious menu that is packed with wonderful ingredients and a creative menu that showcases hard to find produce.  I thought that this is where I want to eat. Everything on the menu sounds amazing. The fine resort setting is also a bonus. The grounds are full of lovely desert gardens to stroll threw. Kitchen West just seemed like it was going to be the five star experience I was hoping for.

I notice that this large restaurant is nearly deserted….Is this a……Foreshadow……?

We start out with the two for $15.00 appetizers.

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We get what’s called Foraged Mushroom  Kiln Flatbread and Fried Mesquite Honey Cheese Curds. We find that the Foraged Mushroom Flatbread is missing mushrooms on top. The manager finds out and delivers us mushrooms and apologies and takes the appetizers off the bill. At this time we asked for the appetizers to be wrapped up so we save room for the entree plates. We later realize that our flatbread is also missing chimchurri sauce and provolone cheese. However the flatbread contained a  spreadable cheese that we weren’t expecting. Honey isn’t noticeable on the cheese curds. Not certain if the yellow mustard is the correct sauce to go with the curds. I was hoping that the bumpy start was over and things would go smooth now.

I  tried the Summer Harvest Salad with added Salmon. My salad looks attractive but looks can be deceiving.

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The fish is very over-cooked. The salmon was suffering albumin formation from the over cooking. It’s like egg whites coming out of the over cooked fish. This fish seems like it was cooked days ago and just got slightly re-heated just for me…… 🙁  It’s almost cold and looks like this….I am just floored by this..salmon is a very easy fish to cook. My only guess is that it’s possible that this was a leftover from a private function or buffet in the popular resort but I don’t know for sure. After the hiccup with appetizers ……….My head is spinning….How can such a nice resort restaurant serve food like this……..?…..I do eat some of the fish because I’m hungry. However the fish is not enjoyable and is just sustenance. What I didn’t eat my husband bagged up for the dogs.

OH FORKING JOY!….

Ok the salmon is a bust and some things were screwed up with the appetizers but now I’m moving on to the amazing sounding salad that I was looking forward to for days…..I dig threw the salad and discover….The hard to come by Fiddlehead Ferns are missing, No one had time to pickle the blueberries or they grabbed the wrong blueberries so I received un-pickled blueberries, my salad is missing the candied sunflower seeds that I might have enjoyed and to top it off.

The dressing seems like nothing more than cucumber water mixed with sour cream. (yuk) I would think that fresh herbs and or seasoning are missing but I don’t know for a fact….Maybe they just serve unappetizing dressing? I don’t know!

OH it doesn’t get any more FORKING JOYFUL than this…..

I’m just in a shut down mode……I just want to leave. ……..Thinking about crying.

Just so you can keep track….

Foraged mushrooms, provolone cheese and chimichurri sauce were missing from topping the flatbread.

Missing ingredients from the salad were fiddlehead ferns, pickled blueberries (had fresh blueberries) and candied sunflower seeds. Dressing sucked and the salmon seemed like it has been prepared by a monkey from the zoo days ago.

At this point nobody actually asked me how my salad was..The waitress did walk by and tells me I got quality Alaskan Salmon from a fisherman the chef knows. I just listen and am thinking to myself this is the same as putting lipstick on a pig.

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This is the same as giving a chimpanzee a paint brush.

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This is the same as trying to fry water.

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Blah blah BLAH it just doesn’t matter.

My husband’s meal is actually OK.

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He got the Pelini Pasta stuffed with sausage. The pasta was made nicely, sausage inside could have used some seasoning. The plate might have been missing garlic chives. Probably was missing garlic chives.

The manager cleared the plates and said, “You got a really great salad didn’t you?”

Now I’m still in shut down mode…I didn’t want to point out all the missing ingredients in my salad and tell her how tasteless the dressing was but I did mention the salmon was really dry. She generously already have taken the appetizers off the bill and I couldn’t expect that she’d do anything further. At this time I actually felt sorry for her. It must be horrible to try to fix up spoiled dinning experiences all day long.

My review is based on only one dining experience.

I don’t know if my experience is typical of this restaurant or not typical. I also don’t know what kind of people work here…….?

Inexperienced untrained that don’t know or experienced that don’t care…

Sorry can’t recommend  Kitchen West based on my one and only experience.

NOT WORTH A FORK!

NOT WORTH A FORK!

It’s not my intention to write a negative review. I note your experience my differ for the better and I hope it does. …….Remember the pasta dish was ok.

A great well written menu is only great if it’s actually executed. To me a menu is also a contract. If I read I’m getting things that I don’t get I feel the contract with me is broken.  If someone told me that they were out of a few things I would expect things to be missing and not be expecting the missing items. I also wonder how many missing items am I to forgive when dining out? But in the end the poor execution of the salmon was a very fatal error.

I just tell The Forking Truth.

My experience at Kitchen West was Not Worth A Fork and I do note I hope your experience differs.

The Forking Truth is that a Great Menu is only Great if it’s Executed.

www.TheScottsdaleResort.com

I also note that I purposely didn’t use Kitchen West in subject of my review to purposely not bring negative attention public.

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Sriracha Tasting

 

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Sriracha is a tangy garlic chili sauce used to add flavor to foods.

We have many brands out there and they all taste different. After watching Chef Jamie Oliver on TV I found out that many British People use Cholula Hot sauce on their cottage cheese. I started trying different hot sauces including Sriracha sauces and discovered that I liked the Ninja Squirrel Brand on Cottage Cheese. It just made cottage cheese far more interesting and fun for me. I also like some Sriracha Sauces on radishes, in soups, salads and in other things. I started collecting Sriracha Sauces so I could compare them and find out what I like.

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Just like wine tasting you have to pair the Sriracha Sauce with Food so I decided to try the Sriracha sauces first with cottage cheese and then for a second tasting on a radish slice.

The next day I thought maybe tasting the Sriracha Sauces with Seaweed and Rice Cakes would bring something different to the tasting so I tried that too.

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Shark Brand the biggest bottle at 1:00 o’clock on the plate does not taste great on cottage cheese to me but turns suddenly delicious on radish. I get the garlic, tang and sweet. I think this also was the cheapest of the Sriracha Sauces. It also is the thinnest sauce.The next day I also thought Shark Brand tasted just as good on Seaweed and the Rice Cake. Maybe it turned slightly sweeter on the rice cake. I like the way the ingredients are listed just like a recipe. 35% chili, 25% water, 20% sugar, 10% garlic, 6% salt and 5% vinegar. This BIG 750ml only coast around $2.50 and was less money than most of the smaller bottles. Made in Thailand.

Grand Mountain at 11:00 o’clock on the plate is delicious on cottage cheese. Seems more tangy on radish than Shark Brand. Maybe it’s slightly spicier.It’s thinner than most Sriracha Sauces but much thicker than Shark Brand. Grand Mountain is also delicious on both Seaweed and the Rice Cake. I think instead of making the rice cake sweeter Grand Mountain seems more garlic and maybe a slightly more heat. Grand Mountain doesn’t have added water and the ingredients are Chili, sugar, vinegar, garlic and salt. Made in Thailand.

Huy Fong at 9 o’clock on the plate taste awful on cottage cheese and actually is painful with radish. After tasting Shark and Grand Mountain Huy Fong is very flat with noting going on. It’s just flat on the seaweed and weird tasting on the rice cake. Ingredients are chili, sugar, salt, garlic, distilled vinegar, potassium sorbate, sodium bisulfite, xanthan gum. Made in the USA.

3-Mien at 7 o’clock on the plate taste just ok on cottage cheese but taste sweet and garlicy on radish. This one seemed slightly fish like. This one also isn’t as bright and clean tasting as the first two.. It’s pretty much just tangy on the seaweed but has a better taste on the rice cake. It’s also a little thick. The ingredients are chili, garlic, sugar, salt vinegar, potassium sorbate, and sodium metabisulfite. Made in Vietnam.

Ninja Squirrel at 5 o’clock on the plate. Taste sweet on cottage cheese and almost honey-like on radishes with mild heat.  Oddly sweet on the seaweed but tasty on the rice cake. Ingredients are red jalapeños puree, salt, citric acid, red chili puree, salt citric acid, water, sugar, organic white vinegar, garlic puree (garlic, water, citric acid) salt, garlic, habanero pepper powder, xanthin gum. Made in the USA.

Lee Kum Kee is at 3 o’clock on the plate. OOOOwwwweeee. this is inedible on cottage cheese. I think it’s just weird tasting with a weird lumpy texture and really tangy. Maybe metallic……..Very spicy. Burns..my mouth and is ..too acidic…for me both on cottage cheese and the radish. Just horrible on the seaweed and on the rice cake. Ingredients red chili, sugar, salt, garlic, anchovy extract, acetic acid, ascorbic acid and anchovies. Made in the USA.

My conclusion

#1…… Grand Mountain – good complexity, bold, bright tasting, spicy but not too spicy- tasty on everything I tried.

#2……. Shark – Very thin sauce, good complexity, bright tasting,  a little sweet tomato-like, great value – Close you eyes and taste it….It has something refreshing to it like apple and mint……tasty on most everything…best tasting of the Sriracha’s when you try it straight.

#3……. Ninja Squirrel – oddly sweet on some things but also brings out some delicious flavors on other things. Smooth and maybe fruity….with some fun heat.

#4……. 3 Misn – lots of tang, a little too thick, OK..sauce but.a little flat….Not the best and not the worst.

Not recommended

#5……Huy Fong – flat tasting…it has heat…taste like chemicals after tasting the other Sriracha’s.

#6….Lee Kum Kee – WOW this tasted really harsh on everything. This sauce was the hardest for me to stomach. It had too much funk and too much acidity and some strange different taste going on. The thick lumpy texture was also unappetizing. Burns my mouth and it’s just too acidic for me to handle. I know that Lee Kum Kee is well known for making better packaged items. I don’t know if something was wrong with my bottle or I just don’t like for this one at all……

My Huy Fong and Lee Kum Kee will be living in the land fill this week.

Of what I tried the very best Sriracha’s were Grand Mountain and Shark Brand those will be the only Sriracha Sauces that I will purchase in the future unless I’m in the mood for some Sweet Ninja Squirrel.

Your taste may differ from mine…so you should see what you’d like.

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My Review of Crispy M&M’s s’mores……. :(

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I found a new flavor of M&M’s today so I had to give them a try. They are called crispy M&M’s s’mores. A s’more is a graham cracker sandwich filled with a fire-roasted marshmallow and chocolate. So I imagined something graham tasting and crunchy, sweet, something chocolate and maybe a sweet marshmallow kind of taste.

I opened the bag and took a whiff.

My heart just sank 🙁

It smells like coffee……but…. not the coffee aroma kind of smell that actually smells good. It is like when you work at a restaurant and you take a coffee pot off the burner that only has a little bit of leftover old coffee in it. That kind of smell. I’m wondering why does this smell like forking old coffee?

I take a close look at the M&M’s.

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They are very small for M&M’s and are also deformed in shape. The white ones look like baby teeth. The brown ones look like some kind of weird little bean and the dark brown ones look like forking rabbit turds.

I cut one of each open so see what’s inside.

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It’s mostly a rice cereal center.

I taste them.

They taste like bitter coffee with maybe a hint of chocolate that is a little salty. I don’t understand why something called S’Mores is flavored like this. Maybe my bag of M&M’s is defective…. Maybe M&M’s just had leftover coffee flavor hanging around from one of the last new flavors called Coffee Nut? ….Maybe the machine that makes M&M’s wasn’t cleaned out after Coffee Nut production?…..I don’t forking know  …..

I don’t like these…..gosh they are horrible to me…. but maybe that’s because I don’t care for coffee. Maybe people that like old coffee will be happily surprised with the coffee scent and flavor.

It’s a shame that these candies don’t taste good because the texture of these M&M’s are appealing because they are very light and crisp unlike any M&M I tried before but that bitter stale coffee taste that’s slightly salty just gets to me. It’s just not good to me. I have to throw these out.

FORKING DISSAPOINTING! Nobody likes bitter candy!

They taste like forking coffee

They taste like ripe klingon coffee but with a really nice airy light texture

No they taste like s'mores

..NO THEY TASTE LIKE S’MORES…. THEY FORKING TASTE JUST LIKE S’MORES! There’s Chocolate, Graham and  Fire Roasted Marshmallow..S”Mores!……..They taste just like S’mores human

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy.....

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..Why bitter coffee….

To me these Crispy M&M’s s’mores……..

Are NOT WORTH A FORK!

Are NOT WORTH A FORK! Unless you enjoy that bottom of the coffee pot taste with a hint of chocolate and salt with an airy light crispy texture

That was my Forking Review of crispy M&M’s s’mores…… 🙁

I do note your opinion may differ from mine.

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I Come Across Too Much Forking Bad Food in Phoenix Grocery Markets

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This is not a joke.  The above photo of corn was taken from my local Walmart Grocery Store. I also note that this wasn’t a fall holiday display. This corn was for sale for consumption.

Even though it’s been close to a decade that I’ve been living in Arizona it’s still a lot of culture shock to me when I see food like this at the Supermarket.  Where I grew up on the east coast the produce displayed was always fresh, bountiful and beautiful. I also don’t remember purchasing expired food there like I accidentally do here from time to time.  I don’t know if things have changed since I’ve been living in Arizona but that is the way it was.

Supermarkets in Arizona just leave the old rotting produce out instead of placing the stuff on a clearance cart for quick sale or donating the less than perfect produce to charity.

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Nearly all the cauliflower was starting to turn rotten from my local Safeway Store. All but a very few have many small rotten spots.

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Maybe it’s easier to see here.

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Fresh herbs don’t seem fresh and are wilted.

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Peppers are in need of botox because they have wrinkles.

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Sadly a bad apple spoiled the bunch……in every bag.

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I got these beauties from Costco. Every forking onion had a rotten center. How the Fork does that happen? Usually onions rot from the surface?

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How about some dried out purple asparagus for $4.99 a pound?

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Rapini looks almost dead.

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Salmon looks awful. Fish is almost always awful and always taste off here. That’s why I try to eat fish out when I go to a restaurant…because I can’t purchase any forking fresh fish.

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Lettuce looks unappetizing.

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Avocados are moldy

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Two weeks later the same or similar avocados were on sale for 44 cents each.

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It’s not just once in a while. This corn is from another time from the same store. (Walmart Grocery)

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This is the corn from Safeway. My picture doesn’t show how truly bad the corn is. It’s dried out and rotten at the same time.

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It’s not just produce ……….I found something FORKING Weird in my cottage cheese.

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I don’t know what it is and I’m afraid to touch it.

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy.....

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..

I contacted Kraft Foods and told them it’s looks like a forking gooey ear in the cottage cheese and asked them what it was.

Eric from Kraft Foods swiftly contacted me back.

He said that Kraft is very careful about their production of food. He said it looked like a problem of the product going threw temperature change during handling and might be some sort of mold. Ummm mold oh yum…….

It’s just another spoiled or bad thing I picked up at my local Phoenix AZ Market.

I note I don’t know if all of Metro Phoenix AZ Markets have these problems or if it’s just the ones conveniently  located near my house. I also do note it’s not this terrible all the time. It just happens often and I don’t understand why. I wonder if the stores are managed by a manager?  Do the stores pay a manager? I would think management would either not accept the less than desirable produce during delivery. Maybe the produce gets spoiled by improper storage in the Grocery Store….?  When spoiled produce is placed on shelves the management should tell the help to remove the spoiled produce……..I would think.

But no…that doesn’t happen….

I also note that I haven’t come across these problems from the small sized grocery stores like Sprouts and Trader Joe’s. But these stores are small and don’t carry everything you need so you have to do some of your shopping at some other store.

I come across TOO MUCH FORKING BAD Food at Phoenix Grocery Markets.

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The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ is MORE Than WORTH a Fork

The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ

The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ

The Joy Bus Diner in Phoenix AZ is a 100% non-profit restaurant located in Phoenix Arizona. All the money taken in goes to a charity called the Joy Bus that delivers free chef created meals to cancer patients and others with serious illness. The Joy Bus Diner is More than Worth a Fork…They are making our world better…..

The Joy Bus Diner is a small casual restaurant located in a strip mall without an outdoor sign. (at the time of this review) This restaurant serves up breakfast and lunch six days a week.

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The atmosphere is cheerful due to the brightly painted metal chairs and the children’s artwork that adorns the walls.

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I had a power salad with added salmon.

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My salad was filled with creamy ripe avocado, feta cheese, sliced almonds, quinoa lots of garbanzo beans that seemed freshly prepared, sweet small tomatoes and three rolls of smoked salmon.

My husband had the double patty melt.

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It was two beef patties studded with onions, layered with cheese on lightly grilled marble rye with French Fries. They serve the patties medium-well but they stay moist because of embedded onions in the patties.

Many local business in the area donate to help fund the Joy Bus Diner. Many volunteers spend their time to keep the Joy Diner running. Your reasonably priced meal all goes to The Joy Bus Charity serving free meals to cancer patients and others with great illness that need prepared meals brought to them.

The Joy Bus Diner is Worth More than a Fork as they are making this world a better place.

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My Forking Thoughts on Lay’s Chinese Szechuan Chicken Potato Chips

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Lay’s Potato Chips came out with four Global Flavors of Potato Chips to snack on while your watching the Olympics. By now the olympics are over and these chips have been hard to find by me but I finally got my hands on a bag of these chips. Here is the Chinese Szechuan Chicken. These Chips are NOT vegetarian. They have chicken broth, chicken powder, and chicken fat in the ingredients.No artificial flavors or preservatives. One of the ingredients is listed as Natural Szechuan Wok TYPE Flavor

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(WTFORK! is Natural Szechuan Wok “TYPE” Flavor?) These chips also actually contain Roasted Szechuan Pepper.

I am very excited to try the Lay’s Chinese Szechuan Chicken Potato Chips because I enjoy ordering it’s namesake dish out at Chinese Restaurants.

When you order Szechuan Chicken you should be prepared to taste lots of garlic and lots of fiery hot.

When you order Szechuan Chicken it usually will look something like this.

From New Asian Kitchen of Phoenix AZ

From New Asian Kitchen of Phoenix AZ

But if you go to a Chinese Restaurant that Specializes in Szechuan Cuisine the dish will look more like this.

Miu's Cuisine of Masa AZ (Now Closed for Business)

Miu’s Cuisine of Masa AZ (Now Closed for Business)

You can tell by looking at the second photo that Szechuan Cuisine can be very fiery. This authentic style Szechuan doesn’t have a thick or sweet sauce and is fiery hot. The authentic style dish is made with mouth numbing Szechuan Peppercorns. The Szechuan Peppercorn isn’t actually hot and is actually citrus like in flavor but it numbs your mouth so you can enjoy the spicy hot peppers more.

Back to the chips…..

When I opened the bag and took a whiff….I thought it kind of smelled a little odd and sort of like a frozen Asian inspired TV dinner. Compared to other Lay’s flavored Chips I tried these are larger, very thin and most are folded. The chips are light in color but darker than plain chips. They don’t have as many green specs as in the illustration on the bag. Some chips are without specs and look plain.

I thought they’d be greasy because of the chicken fat in them but they are not. My first taste of them I get sweet, salt and spicy tingly heat and a peppery kind of taste…but not too much heat. My second chip, I didn’t just eat and sort of let it stay in my mouth and sort of sucked the flavor out……I can taste it better that way. I get Chicken flavor followed by garlic- onion – a sweetened soy sauce taste with lingering tingly heat.

As I eat a few chips I notice that some chips have stronger flavor than others. Most of the chips are mildly seasoned and the potato chip is thin and light but still taste of potato and breaks nice in the mouth.

Some of the chips do taste different… some hit me more with sweetness than others….

I conclude that they are interesting because I want to taste what the next one will taste like and I like the tingly heat.

No …these chips are not a substitute for Szechuan Chicken but the chips are interesting and sort of tasty.

These chips aren’t bad….. I’m pleased that they are not bad.

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WTFork is VPN Certified Neapolitan Pizza?

Pizia la forno Glendale AZ

La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

VPN certified Pizza is Verace Pizza Napoletana that translates to True Neapolitan Pizza.

This kind of pizza is certified by the Italian Government to be made a certain way with certified ingredients in a certified oven. The result is an unique smaller pizza that has a puffy crust ends and has a very tender soft crust. These pizzas usually have more sauce than cheese and are usually soft and wet in the middle so they are impossible to eat by the slice and you have to eat them with a knife and fork.

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There are three styles of VPN Certified Neapolitan Pizzas.

The Margarita – Tomato, Fresh Sliced Mozzarella, Fresh Basil and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Marinara – Tomato, Garlic, Oregano, and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Margarita Extra – Tomato, Mozzarella di Bufala, Fresh Basil, and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Certified Ingredients are –

Italian Type 0 or 00 Flour, Brewers Yeast, Water,Salt, Raw pureed San Marzano Tomatoes, Mozzarella Cheese made from Cow’s Milk, Mozzarella di Bufala made from Water Buffalo Milk, Fresh Basil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Water and Salt.

The ingredients are hand kneaded or slow mixed.

Baked only 60-90 seconds in a certified stone oven with an oak wood fire at somewhere around 800 degrees F.

There are only a small amount of restaurants that are VPN Certified in the United States. According to www.FornoBravo.com we only have around 15 VPN Certified Pizzerias across this whole big country. I don’t know how old that information is so I don’t know if it is accurate. We have TWO certified VPN Pizzerias in Metro Phoenix and each pizzeria has more than one location so you have many options if you are looking for VPN Certified Pizza.

The first VPN Certified Pizzeria in Metro Phoenix AZ was Pomo Pizzeria.

Pomo Glendale AZ

Pomo Glendale AZ

I find that the crust more crusty and less pillowy and with a less wet middle than the La Piaza Al Forno. Seems like less cheese than La Piazza Al Forno.

Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno

Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

La Piazza Al Forno started out serving Neapolitan Style pizzas for many years and only a few years back changed the recipe and oven to become VPN Certified. I know they have always made their mozzarella in-house. I don’t know if Pomo makes their own cheese.

Non-Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

Non-Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

Although both are certified VPN Pizzas the La Piazza Al Forno has different tastes and a different texture. La Piazza also is slightly less consistent with the topping and crust bottom.

For more information on Pomo please visit www.PomoPizzeria.com

For more information on La Piazza Al Forno Please visit www.LaPiazzaAlForno.com

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Sources

www.FornoBravo.com

www.Wikipedia.com

www.Pizza.About.com

Sometimes You Eat at Places that Aren’t for You.

 

Sautéed A dog?..........

Sautéed A dog?……….Did they sauté A dog?…….

Sometimes you eat at places that aren’t for you. Sometimes it doesn’t mean that these are bad places….It just means the food isn’t your style but might be someone else’s style.

A beautiful new casual restaurant recently opened in Scottsdale AZ called The Chicken Scoop. This is a restaurant that specializes in Chicken Salad. They offer 14 varieties of Chicken Salads in a variety of scoops and accompaniments. I love chicken and think it is the most delicious of all meats when prepared well. This restaurant seemed like a very good choice for me so I wanted to try The Chicken Scoop.

My husband and I both pick the two scoop platters. Two scoops of chicken salad, a side and a small  pudding “scoop.”

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I got Buffalo Chicken salad and Spicy Thai Chicken Salad and I picked fresh fruit as my side order.

The chicken salads truly don’t taste bad. Some were more tasty than others but none of the four taste bad but the texture was soooooooooooooo off-putting to me.

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It’s all smooth. No celery or onion. No chucks of chicken. It’s like you made chicken salad, remove the vegetables and just put it in a blender. They give you a basket of crackers to eat with your chicken salad but I would prefer to pay extra to get some crunch like from celery sticks or other crunchy vegetables.

I guess if I just had dental work or falling out or missing teeth this might be the first restaurant I would want to eat all. You don’t need teeth to eat the chicken salads I tried.

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These smooth chicken salads just aren’t for me but I will consider this place again the next time I get dental work done.

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I also ate at a Tex-Mex Restaurant that’s been on my Bucket List for a long time.

The Carlsbad Tavern Scottsdale AZ

The Carlsbad Tavern Scottsdale AZ

This restaurant has a fun atmosphere.

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They have a nice patio with a big water feature.

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The inside looks like a cave.

I ordered the Filet Mignon.

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My Filet had nice looking grill marks but didn’t pick up any flavor from the wood grill. My husband and I both tasted the meat and both of us thought it was unseasoned. I’m not a big fan of unseasoned meat. So the steak was mine but wasn’t really for me.

Sadly I also wasn’t a fan of the mushroom and cheese enchiladas that came with my steak.The enchiladas seemed sort of dried out.  I thought the mushrooms inside were seasoned nice and were tasty but the cheese inside was next to inedible to me.

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It tasted like they used processed American Cheese-like product

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instead of a traditional jack or cheddar cheese or combination that most people would expect.

That plate was mine but wasn’t for me.

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Went to Kale and Clover Mindful Kitchen in North Scottsdale AZ. They serve fast food style Health Focused kind of foods. I went to get my beverage and saw all the teas were flavored….(bah)…so I decided to try a strawberry kiwi green tea. The tea tasted like green tea slightly flavored water. I asked my husband to close his eyes and taste it.

He said,

“This just taste like water with something in it.”

That’s the Forking Truth! It just tasted like water with a tiny bit of green tea  in it.

I got my salad.

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It’s an attractive salad made with several nice ingredients but the salad was very dry and chicken in the salad was tasteless. I guess most people would be thrilled with this salad but it wasn’t for me.

My husband had their Jambalaya Bowl.

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He said the turkey sausage in it was delicious but he also said the sauce around the rice was too salty and smokey for him.

My husband normally likes very salty foods so it’s very unusual for him to complain about too much salt. It must have been a salt bomb.

He was upset that I picked this place for lunch.

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He also left half his food there and never does that.

This place wasn’t for either for us.

I do note I don’t know if my experience is typical of these restaurants since my written thoughts here are only based on first impressions.

Oh well…….doesn’t mean that these places are bad……Just not for me…. I’ll do forking better next time.

 The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth