I was sort of gifted with a case of Mexican Mangos. We don’t eat many mangos. I don’t want to make a dessert I don’t need. So I got the idea that mangos are sort of creamy naturally and they are very sweet. I thought I can just blend them up and freeze them.
So I blended them up.
I poured them into a container and put the container in my freezer. For the next day about every 8-10 hours I’d scrap the harder frozen ends to distribute the freezing mango.
Around 24 hours latter I have a tub of frozen dessert without any added sugar, colors or added fat.
Easy One Ingredient Mango Ice
This would be amazing with added strawberries. It would be great with pineapple and or coconut. I would also like it with little chunks of crystalized ginger. Maybe shaved chocolate would be tasty too.
We got many places around North Phoenix where you can take out DELICIOUS food for $10.00 or less around North Phoenix. One restaurant that is on my local rotation is Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Bistro in North Phoenix. They are a pho free Vietnamese Eatery that offers around a dozen different Banh Mi Sandwiches and many other Vietnamese Favorites except for pho. Pictured up above is the noodle bowl. It’s a lot of different flavors in one (or two) meals. Minty salad, fried shallots, tasty protein that taste even better with fish sauce, lots of rice noodles and a tasty egg roll for me.
Here’s the shaken beef Banh Mi my husband recently got.
shaken beef from Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery
Below is a $5. Chicken and cabbage salad and on right are the potstickers $4. They are delicious and tasty. The $5.00 is the right size for many people. The papaya salad and the lotus root salad both come with shrimp and are the same size as the chicken and cabbage salad.
Below is a rice plate. It a large amount of tasty meat with a double scoop of rice, a fragrant pickled salad and a pork egg roll.
Rice Plate
Another restaurant that we enjoy is Taco Fusion in Glendale.
They sell the BEST tacos in the area!
It sure doesn’t cost much to eat from Taco Fusion. Most tacos are less than $3.00 each and are made on hand made tortillas that just TASTE BETTER than from most taco places. It isn’t just the tortillas….The FILLINGS ARE DELICIOUS TOO!
I usually don’t even like carne asada from not all but most places. It has to have a really good flavor and be tender for me to eat it. I do really like the carne asada tacos here. My personal favorite taco at Taco Fusion is their mild chicken habanero taco on flour with pineapple salsa and a little pico. That taco is stuffed with flavorful moist dark chicken meat. It’s even better than chicken tacos I ate in Mexico. I also like their fish taco but I prefer that one is better on a corn tortilla. My husband eats the different styles of asada tacos here and he always tells me that they do shrimp tacos very well here. The salsas differ everyday. Sometimes they have.a real interesting black salsa that’s next to too hot but really delicious. I really enjoy their pineapple salsa because it usually has so many flavors in it. All the salsas I tried are good but you have to ask for the salsas. They also offer cilantro rice and two kinds of beans here and MORE.
Also in Glendale is Skewers Mediterranean Grill.
I get big beautiful salads here for only around $7.50.
On the left is my chicken kabob salad and on the right is the salad with shawarma. Look at the GREAT LOW pricing below. You get your meal as a pita, rice bowl, fry bowl, wrap or salad like I always get.
Almost across the street from Skewers MG is Phila-Deli in Glendale/Arrowhead/#UpperWestSide.
My husband enjoys the cheese steaks from Phila-Deli but they cost over ten so we will talk about the really great $7.50 salads that Phila-Deli offers. (My salad was 75cents extra because I added avocado.)
You can get a very good salad for only around $7.50 at Phila-Deli to FILL YOUR BELLY!
We also like Rocket Burger in North Phoenix for burgers, Mexican Fish sandwiches maybe the largest collection of bottled sodas anywhere and MORE!
It doesn’t cost much to eat from Rocket Burger. Not all but more than half of the menu is priced under $10.
On the left is a cheese burger with a big fried chili pepper on it. At the right is the Mexican Fish Sandwich. The slaw and rocket sauce are so tasty that you can slap it on a hamster and the hamster will be delicious.
In Glendale we love going to CHZBURGR. They offer great cheese burgers, FORKING delicious crispy chicken thigh sandwiches, hot dogs, milk shakes, SPECIALS and more!
Most of the time I get the Crispy Chicken Thigh Sandwich with added Calabrian Peppers because IT’S FORKING AMAZING!
It’s crisp! It’s delicious, It’s Juicy! It sort of POPS from the house made pickles! The bun is delicious and not too big. It’s just perfection. My bigger dog is usually well behaved when I eat but when I have this sandwich she slaps me for some.
My husband gets the Triple cheese burger.
He said it’s just so perfect he can’t get anything else.
CHZBURGR is a GREAT Place for $10. or less. During the pandemic CHZBURGR offers the safer Curbside Pickup.
In North Phoenix on Bell Rd inn an older strip mall is Wraps ‘N’ Curry. They offer aromatic delicious Indian Food in fresh made naan wraps and many Indian Dishes and MORE! Below is one of their delicious wraps that you can order for take out that is only around $9.00.
Wraps ‘N’ Curry expanded their menu since opening and now offers at least 20 different Indian dishes priced at $9.99.
In North Phoenix is the home of Chino Bandido A sort of Chinese and sort of Mexican and Other foods type of restaurant. According to Food Network Chino Bandido offers (starting at $9.35) NINTY THOUSAND different combination plates. You get a BIG Pan of food that is BETTER than fast food and cost LESS than fast food if you figure that amount of food you get for your money. During the pandemic they even offer curbside pick up. Once I got the veggie salad combo with the Chili Relleno.
Our most recent take out is more typical of what to take out. I got a chili Relleno again because it is good! They use a real pepper that doesn’t taste canned (like from certain more costly restaurants) The cracker coating is unique and all that cheese is darn tasty. I like the emerald chicken with scallion ginger sauce. I get lots of rice and lots of black beans. It’s more food than I can eat and could be two meals for some people. They also give you a BIG complimentary snickerdoodle for dessert.
That was EIGHT $10. or less food from Restaurants for Take Out in North Phoenix AZ
Fry’s supermarket was practically giving corn away for free so we got some and I did something different but delicious with it. Made easy to roll pasta dough. I cooked the corn in the oven with seasoning and water. The corn got a really great flavor to it and the water had a good flavor to so I made it into sauce. You will have FOUR extra ears of corn that you have to freeze and use for something else. You also will have a small amount of leftover corn filling that would be delicious to have in an omelet the next day. I made mine into raviolo. They are larger than ravioli. You can make yours into whatever shape you want. Mine made me 7 LARGE raviolo. To me that is 7 servings. But my idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. I thought one was enough per person but my husband said he’d prefer two.
Ingredients for about 7 servings (plus extra corn)
2 eggs (pasta)
3 yolks – plus save one egg white for sealing ravioli (pasta)
1 1/3 cup flour (all brands of flour are ground different so you might need more or less (pasta) + extra for dusting the dough
1 Tablespoon extra virgin olive oil (pasta)
2 pinches sea salt (pasta)
6 ears corn peeled
4 oz salted butter – cut in half
2 Calabrian Chili Peppers – fine chopped
1-2 garlic cloves – minced (I used one clove but it was oddly large)
8 cups water
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme – in two portions for two pans
All the liquid from cooking the corn – sauce
8 oz heavy cream – sauce
4 Tablespoons corn starch – sauce
2 ears cooked corn kernels – filling
5 oz wild mushroom brie cheese – filling
2 Tablespoons sliced scallions – filling
around 1/4 cup corn meal to rest ravioli or raviolo on
a little extra virgin olive oil to sprinkle on ravioli or raviolo so they don’t stick
finish with some fresh parsley
grated Italian cheese
Directions
Make dough. Combine two eggs and three yolks and mix well. Add olive oil and salt and mix well. Add flour..Start with one cup and add more if needed. (I usually need 1 1/3 cup but every brand of flour is ground different so the amount you need will differ). Knead the dough and when smooth wrap in plastic wrap and chill in the refrigerator.
Now cook corn.
Set oven to 350 degrees f. The corn goes in two large pans (I use 1/2 buffet pans) 3 ears in one pan and three ears in the other pan. 1/2 the butter, Calabrian Chili, garlic, water, bay leaf and thyme go in each pan. Cover pans tightly with foil and place them in the middle rack of oven. Let them cook for 90 minutes. Then remove the pans from the oven. Use thongs and let the corn cool off. Throw out the bay leaves but DON’T THROW OUT THE LIQUID. Leave the liquid cool some on the counter. (It smells wonderful and all those flavors are infused into the corn)
When the corn is cool enough to handle make the filling.
Kernals get removed from the ears of corn. Mix the kernels with the cheese and scallions. Cover with plastic wrap and set in the refrigerator.
Make the sauce. Get a big cup or a bowl and mix the corn starch with a cup or two with a whisk so you don’t get lumps. The corn liquid, corn liquid mixed with corn starch and the heavy cream go in a pot on medium high heat. Mix well so you don’t get lumps. Once it bubbles turn the heat down to medium and let it reduce till you are happy with the consistency. (this takes a while) Take off heat and set to the side.
The quick and easy part is rolling the dough. Roll it out till it’s nice and thin. You will need to dust both sides with a little flour.
Cut dough however you want and paint edges of dough with egg white. Then stuff the dough with some filling. Edges of top dough also get egg white. Lay the top dough over the bottom dough and press them together and try to get the air out of center.
The stuffed pastas rest on a pan with corn meal (so they don’t stick) till you are ready to cook them (cover with plastic wrap so they don’t dry out. Gently boil for around two minutes or until it floats. Serve with sauce and a little fresh parsley and grated Italian cheese.
Corn and Wild Mushroom Brie Raviolo in Creamy Corn Stock Sauce
There are all kinds of salsa verde recipes out there. The Mexican Style Salsa Verde made with tomatillos is very popular. Other salsa verde recipes are basically herb sauces. My favorite salsa verde recipe that I’ve come across is the chef Richard Blais recipe for salsa verde. I’ve discovered that now I’m making salsa verde semi regularly. It’s so delicious and goes so well with just about any protein. The other reason why I’m making it so often is because it’s a great delicious way to use up your fresh herbs so they don’t go to waste.
Below is a picture of what I put in my no measure salsa verde.
In the orange colander is all my leftover tarragon, lots of parsley leaves, scallions and a little cilantro. (tarragon is really delicious in salsa verde………)
You need a chopped up hot green or yellow pepper ….I like using my own pickled hot peppers (the pickled adds something and it helps make the sauce stay fresh.
You need something sweet I used honey because it is a preservative.
You need fresh squeezed lemon.
You need olive oil
capers are very good in salsa verde.
Depending one how it taste you might need salt.
Maybe you might use a small amount of water to thin the sauce.
It comes out amazing all the time. You can play around with the sauce. Maybe add something like almonds for a different taste. Richard Blais uses golden raisins for sweetness and also uses anchovies for depth and salt flavor.
Unless I make a trip to Nelsons or Chula Seafood it is hard for me to buy fresh fish. I have purchased inedible fish from Frys, Safeway and Costco. I have paid top dollar from AJ’s Fine Foods and got less than fresh. For those reasons I mostly gave up preparing fish at home and enjoy eating fish out or taking it home these days. The dishes below are not in any particular order. Here are some of the fish dishes I took out from restaurants since around March 2020.
On the right is the grilled salmon from Cucina Tagliani in Glendale/Arrowhead/#UpperWestSide. It’s a good size portion that is prepared reasonably well and I like that you can have healthy options like double vegetables instead of pasta. I had spaghetti squash and asparagus. My husband had a shrimp and pasta dish that night.
The best tacos near to my house are from Taco Fusion on Glendale. My favorite taco from them is the mild habanero chicken taco with pineapple salsa but all their tacos are good. They even use hand made tortillas. On the right is their fish taco. Doesn’t taste like a fish taco from Mexico but it is a good taco and is better than most fish tacos I try out . My husband says that the shrimp tacos here are really great so I’ll take his word for it.
Everything from Confluence in Carefree is extraordinary!
These are the halibut lunch tacos from Confluence. Nobody prepares fish as masterfully as from Confluence. The crispy skin on fish actually can taste good and stays crisp from beginning to end. Even the finest restaurants anywhere can’t do that as well. If you like to eat fish than you must take the splurge and try one of their fish dinners.
You can even get fish from Rocket Burger in North Phoenix.
On the left is a double cheese burger with a really big fried chili pepper but on the right is their super tasty Mexican Fish Sandwich. It’s delicious I have to have one once in a while. The slaw and rocket sauce are so darn tasty that you can slap it on a hamster and the hamster would taste good.
I would say among the top fish take outs was from Twist Bistro and Gallery in North Scottsdale.
I had the Salmon dish twice. It was really great both times. Very few restaurants in metro Phoenix prepares salmon this well. My husband is just as found of their Shrimp Diablo dish below.
Aiello’s Italian Restaurant in Phoenix offers three course dinners with a bottle of wine and a candle for ($50.&$65.)
I got a generous pan of salmon with artichokes and a tasty potato croquette. The other dishes were tasty too!
In Peoria (#UpperWestSide) is the Twisted Italian and they offer a Friday Night Walleye Special. (It’s that BIG PAN on the left in the picture below.)
It’s more food than a human can eat and I tried to order it a few weeks before and it was sold out. Now I know why.
I also got a salmon salad from Chula Seafood in Phoenix.
It was prepared well and everything was fresh. My husband got some sort of grilled tuna sandwich that day.
Below was our take out from Vincents Market Bistro in Phoenix.
To be honest (like I always am) I didn’t order the salmon dinner but wound up with it. When we called them to let them know of the mix up they quickly took care of things. VMB has been a long time favorite of mine and I have enjoyed dining in here for a decade or so now. Dining in they always give you delicious fresh baked croissants and some of the best desserts in town.
Below is the really great Halibut from Fabio On Fire in Peoria #UpperWestSide.
The halibut was cooked to perfection and also was a large portion that came with fancy vegetables in a delicious sauce. This was really great!
We did take out from Wally’s American Gastropub in Scottsdale.
My husband said the meatloaf from here is really great. I liked the healthier grilled salmon with tomatoes and really tasty cauliflower. It was filling but light enough to add on one of their really delicious slices of pie.
FnB in the arts district of Scottsdale usually offers delicious wood grilled seafood.
Upper left hand corner is the Blue Nose with Citrus and Couscous
One of the plates to get from Scott’s Generations Restaurant and Delicatessen is the fish plate supreme (middle). It’s suppose to serve one person but I always get three servings from it.
It think it’s kind of special because you get to pick three kinds of fish for it. One fish I always pick is the smoked sturgeon because it cost around $40 a pound and you seldom find it anywhere. They offer belly and nova lox. (Belly is better but sometimes it runs too salty) and then I pick something like white fish too. I think it’s fun to get once in a while.
Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery in North Phoenix offers a few fish dishes. Bellow is the middle is the Lotus root salad.
I think it only cost $5.00 and comes with shrimp.
Nayana Japanese Kitchen recently opened in the Arcadia Area of Phoenix,
On the left side of the picture is a spicy tuna roll and the very tasty salmon yuanyaki.
Below is the amazing house smoked salmon from the Barrio Cafe in Phoenix (Lower Left)
WOW! it was all so delicious! YUM!
From Szechwan Cuisine in Glendale (on the left) I tried the fish with fungus in egg white sauce.
In the middle my husband tried the kung pao shrimp.
Also in Glendale we did take out from Taylor’s Chowder House.
On the left my husband got the dish that is called 2 plus 2 (2 cod 2 shrimp) and I got the Sole Florentine. They were very generous with the potatoes and fish in the 2+2. I like that they serve vegetables with the dishes.
We even did take out by Old Town Scottsdale and did take out from Starlite BBQ.
I tried the Hot Fried Catfish there and it was very good!
Went back to Twist Bistro and Gallery in North Scottsdale.
The Grilled Hawaiian Opah Special was really good! (and so was everything else!) That beef sandwich and Moroccan Vegetable soup were really great too!
We did take out from a really special Thai Restaurant in Phoenix called Glai Baan.
On the left corner is their famous Mackerel fried rice. Everything was really great!
Stratta Kitchen recently opened in Scottsdale. I had another one of the best salmons there.
On the left is the mistral salad with added salmon. WOW this was a really great salad and a spectacular salmon. This was really special.
Those were 27 fish dishes we took out in Metro Phoenix so far in 2020.
Everything is subject to change and we hope it does change for the better.
I had some beets and wanted to do something new and different with them. I was thinking about Moroccan Food so I looked up recipes for Moroccan Spice Rub. WOW all the recipes I found are so different. The only common ingredients in most of the recipes were ginger, cinnamon and coriander. Other than that they differed greatly. So I picked one that sounded the most delicious for beets. It is from www.BBCGoodFood.com for Moroccan Spice Rub. Well I picked a great one because these beets came out amazing! I served the beets with pickled onions, olives, gooseberries, feta cheese, urfa pepper and fresh mint so it was delicious. This recipe is only for the beets but you can easily put it together in a similar way. I do note that my idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. This makes around 8 small servings.
Ingredients for around 8 servings
2 lbs beets – peeled and cut in any shape you like
water to almost cover beets in pan
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon sea salt
3/4 teaspoon ground black pepper (I rounded up to 1 teaspoon and it came out a bit spicy)
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon coriander
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
optional pickled onions to taste (recipe can be found on this site)
optional olives to taste
optional gooseberries to taste (apricots or other fruit would work)
optional feta cheese to taste
optional urfa pepper (taste really great on the feta cheese)
optional fresh mint to taste
Directions
Set oven to 400 degrees F.
Your peeled cut up beets go in a loaf shaped pan. Then I poured all the spices on top of the beets. The cumin, ginger, salt, black pepper, cinnamon, coriander, cayenne, allspice and cloves. Then I added enough water to almost cover beets. The pan gets covered tight and goes in the middle of the oven till beets are tender. Around 45 minutes to an hour. Timing will differ because all ovens differ and beets differ depending on size and freshness.
When ready to use drain beets and suggested serving is pickled onions, olives, gooseberries, feta cheese, urfa pepper and fresh mint.
Moroccan spiced beets
Most people will enjoy this! Even my husband enjoyed them and he isn’t a fan of beets!
Choyote squash is different than the other squashes that I know of out there. This one is crisp when it’s raw almost like an apple. When you cook this squash it’s slightly sweet with little flavor. I picked up one choyote squash not knowing what I’d do with it. It just so happened that maybe the next day I came across local chef Tandy Peterson’s recipe for Cocoa Pomegranate Vinaigrette recipe in a Phoenix Home and Garden Magizine. Instantly I thought her vinaigrette or a similar vinaigrette would be great with Choyote Squash. After I read her recipe I figured I’d have to make a similar but different recipe because I didn’t want to use a whole cup of oil and I didn’t have pomegranate juice at home. Instead I used only one tablespoons of oil, some dijon mustard and a few spices that Tandy doesn’t have in her recipe like smoked paprika and cinnamon. My recipe is an inspiration of Tandy’s recipe and is meant to give flavor to the squash with less fat. Tandy’s recipe is a true vinaigrette recipe. You might prefer to do Tandy’s Cocoa Pomegranate Vinaigrette – 1 t. minced shallots, 2 T. pomegranate molasses, 3 T. pomegranate juice, 3 T. apple cider vinegar, 1 cup extra virgin olive oil, 1 t. cocoa powder, 1 pinch cayenne, 1 teaspoon salt. Just shake it up in a mason jar till it’s done. Below is the recipe for Roasted Choyote Squash with Golden Raisins, Toasted Coconut, Toasted Almonds, Scallions in Pomegranate Cocoa Vinaigrette. I did make it a 2nd time and I really enjoyed it more with a little charred cabbage added so that isn’t in this recipe buy it’s something you might want to add.
Ingredients for around 2 servings
1 choyote squash – washed well – cut in rough chunks or cubes – cut around the pit
drizzle olive oil
fresh ground sea salt to taste
fresh ground black pepper to taste
2 Tablespoons unsweetened coconut flakes – toasted at 300 degrees F till brown- (maybe 5 minutes)
12 almonds – crushed – toasted at 300 degrees F (maybe 6-7 minutes)
1 Tablespoon golden raisins
1 scallion – chopped
1/2 teaspoon shallots – minced
1 Tablespoon pomegranate molasses
1 Tablespoon + 1 1/2 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
1 Tablespoon extra virgin olive oil
1 1/2 teaspoon dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon cocoa powder
1/8 teaspoon cayenne
1/8 teaspoon smoked paprika
pinch cinnamon
pinch sea salt
Directions
Set the oven to 425 degrees F
Put the squash on a small baking sheet and lightly drizzle with oil. The squash stay in till slightly brown on a middle rack in the oven. Mine took about 20 minutes but timing may differ.
While the squash is roasting make the vinaigrette.
In a small mixing bowl ass the shallots, pomegranate molasses, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, dijon, cocoa powder, cayenne, smoked paprika, cinnamon and salt. Mix till emulsified and the golden raisins and let it sit.
As soon as you take the squash out of the oven hit them with fresh ground salt and pepper to taste. If you didn’t toast the coconut and almonds do that now and lower the oven temp to 300 degrees F. The coconut toast really fast like in 5 minutes and the almonds only take a couple minutes more. When ready to serve toss the squash in the vinaigrette and top with the toasted coconut, almonds and scallions.
Roasted Choyote Squash with Golden Raisins Coconut & Almonds in Pomegranate Cocoa Vinaigrette
A SPECIAL THANKS to Chef Tandy Peterson!!!! For sharing her recipe for Cocoa Pomegranate Vinaigrette. I think similar flavors go really well with Choyote Squash Golden raisins, coconut and almonds. Actually I made this a second time and it was even better when I added some charred green cabbage to the Choyote Squash.
Safeway has had some pretty good buys on chicken breast recently so I’ve been busy making lots of different dishes with chicken breast. Today I played around with a Mexican tasting marinade for chicken breast. WOW DID IT COME OUT FORKING GREAT! It is NOT a traditional Mexican marinade but the flavors swing that way. I then pan seared the breast and they were full of juice and flavors. The outside I forgot to write down exactly what I put in my dusting mix but it was a LIGHT DUSTING of masa flour (VERY LIGHT) that was mixed with salt, pepper and Emerils’ recipe for Bam (a cajun seasoning) I just pan seared the chicken in a regular fry pan that I sprayed with non stick canola oil.
recipe for up to 2 pound of skinless boneless chicken breast
2 pounds chicken breast – skinless, boneless, pounded some, butterflied and cut in reasonable sizes – room temperature
4 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar
1 teaspoon kosher salt
2 large garlic cloves – ground to paste
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon ground annatto
1/4 teaspoon coriander
1/4 teaspoon chipotle powder (I buy at Sprouts)
non stick spray
Directions
In a gallon ziplock bag add everything but the chicken first and squish the bag so the liquid is mixed. Then add the chicken and squish it around till the chicken looks all coated. Leave this sit on the counter and squish it around a few times during the hour.
Get your fry pan on medium high heat with non stick spray.
Take maybe a 1/3 of the chicken from the bag and blot them off with paper towels. Season the chicken on both sides LIGHTLY with a seasoned masa flour dust.
Timing will differ but put the chicken in the pan and don’t crowd it too much. Cook the chicken till it looks half way cooked on one side and then flip the chicken over to finish the other side. Timing will differ but with my stovetop and my pan mine took around 5 minutes on one side and around 4 minutes on the other side.
Place either on a cooling rack with a liner or a pan that is lined with paper towels.
Repeat till alll the chicken is cooked.
Serve with fresh cilantro, lime, pickled onions and other vegetables.
Forking AWESOME Mexican Inspired Marinated Chicken Breast
Since the pandemic I’ve been researching food more on the internet. I’ve found many imaginary food products that seem amusing. I think a few I found might actually be for real but the majority and part of someones imagination. I found many odd flavors for Oreo Cookies. Up above are McDonalds Cheeseburger Cookies. Can’t you mustard that?
Next are Spam Oreos made with 100% Spam that you might want to pig out on.
They even have the U kosher mark on the package (lol)
How about-
Limited Edition College Flavor Oreos made with pot and ramen.
Or maybe Limited Edition Zombie Brains is more your thing?
They are artificially flavored with Blood Orange.
Lets move on to something different but also weird.
Tastes Like Grandma – Homemade Black Raspberry Jam……Sounds like someone was licking up grandma……
Then there is Fuke brand ??? Not sure what this is suppose to be? Is it meat shredded by a child? Is it meat for children? Or is it bottled meat from children?
The next one is “R” rated.
Grace Brand Cock flavored soup….It looks real? …Maybe it’s male chicken soup?……Don’t know if it is?
I heard of monkey bread…but this is not that.
Roasted Monkey Nuts……Product of China…. (eat before December 23 2010….LOL…OLD NUTS)
Next is 100% “HAND” Reared Pork.
Pinky’s Sausages….Can you handle this?
How about some Limited Edition Pop-Tarts?
But just the crust?…….
Maybe potato chips are more your thing?
Lay’s Sour Milk Potato Chips…That might taste something like sour cream, yogurt or buttermilk?
Maybe some Fagottini?
???
Found another Oreo Cookie!
Nabisco GOreo made with blood cookies that are artificially flavored.
Well that is some of the Forking Funny (mostly) IMAGINARY Foods Out There on the Internet.
I got these lobster mushrooms so I knew that I had to do something special with them. Lobster mushrooms are different from other mushrooms and do have a faint seafood taste. I thought seafood and that is how I came up with Old Bay Beer Batter and Caper Sauce. They came out delicious but I made about twice as much batter as I needed so I also battered onion rings and a couple small heirloom tomatoes. My idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. For us this made 8 small servings. I used almost a half a pound of lobster mushrooms and one large onion. (I am guessing around a total of 8 servings) I do note that reheated servings did become crisp again when reheated in the oven.
Ingredients for around 8 servings
canola or vegetable oil to fry with (about thumbs length in pot)
1 can beer (I used almost the whole can….the amount of liquid will differ slightly depending on the flour you use)
1 cup flour
1 egg – beaten
1 Tablespoon Old Bay Seasoning – plus extra to dust afterwards
1/2 lb lobster mushrooms cut in strips
1 large onion – thick slices for rings
6 anchovies
1 Tablespoon anchovy oil from can or bottle
2 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 lemon – just the fresh squeezed juice
1 garlic clove – ground to paste
1 teaspoon capers
1/4 cup parsley leaves
Directions
Make sauce. Blend together the anchovies, oils, lemon juice, garlic and parsley. Set to the side.
Line a pan or two with paper towels for your fried food.
Get your sauce pot for frying. Fill about a thumbs length with oil. Set it on medium high. Once hot turn down around medium. When oil is ready make the batter. In a big bowl add the flour and old bay seasoning. then add beer and egg and mix well. Do a sample piece first before you fry all of them so you can adjust the flour and beer ratio. It will be very hot so be careful. When you are happy with it drop some mushrooms into the batter and coat them. Shake off excess batter and BE CAREFUL. Use tongs to drop them in the oil. They get done really fast but need to be turned over to brown on both sides. Do the same with the onion rings. Dust lightly with more Old Bay Seasoning. Serve.
Old Bay Beer Battered Lobster Mushrooms and Onion Rings with Anchovy Caper Sauce
