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Best FRESH FISH Dinner in the Upper West Side of Phoenix is at Haru Sushi & Grill in Arrowhead Arizona

Chilean Sea Bass $25.00 (price subject to change…and it should)
I’ve written a few times about how impressed I’ve been at Haru Sushi and Grill in the Arrowhead Section of Glendale Arizona. This restaurant recently opened September 2018. I don’t recall the Arizona Republic or The Phoenix New Times announcing the opening of this restaurant (as of December 11th 2018. 

The Upper West Side is a newer territory and most of this area wasn’t even on maps 15 years back. This area is changing with many new restaurants that are set to open in the area….Particularly with new 83rd Upscale Market Place that will open in a year or so. The Upper West Side are zip codes 85383, 85382, 85310, 85308, 853083. The Upper West Side is basically Arrowhead, Way North Phoenix and Part of Peoria. Only a handful of restaurants are in this area and most are extra casual restaurants. Even in North Phoenix there are very few restaurants that serve fresh fish. By fresh fish I don’t mean not spoiled…….I mean fresh just flown in fish. There is something very different about just flown in fish that is cooked perfect. I’ve only experienced this a handful of times. The fish is so clean tasting and actually melts in your mouth. 

If you read my reviews you know that I usually (but not always) look forward to ordering fish when I go out to dinner because fresh fish can’t be purchased where I live or it’s like $40.00 a pound from AJ’s Fine Foods Store.  I’ve enjoyed the Sushi a number of times from Haru Sushi & Grill. I haven’t tasted sushi that was so fresh or melted in my mouth the way this sushi does at any of the nearby sushi restaurants. Tonight I decided to try a dinner and I’m Glad I did!
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Chilean Sea Bass with a medley of fresh vegetables and Black Rice
This was fresh Chilean Sea Bass that was cooked to perfection as well as any fine restaurant. Nicely grilled and caramelized with that melt in your mouth texture. I received a great deal of vegetables also nicely caramelized, tender crisp and seasoned with a little Asian flavors and a large mound of chewy black rice. This was an amazing dinner….and it was only $25.00. The portion was also larger than I can eat and I brought a good amount (half) home for my next dinner. I have paid much more for fish dinners that weren’t as good……..Perhaps the one restaurant in North Phoenix that serves the freshest fish might be the Pappadeaux Chain.  From Pappadeaux…. (not recently) I had a salmon dinner for $40 and it only came with just a little plain broccoli……It was a very good fish that was prepared well but not so special with plain broccoli. I was very surprised to get such a great dinner at such a low price at Haru Sushi and Grill. 

My husband enjoyed a Nagasaki Seafood Noodle Bowl of Shrimp, Mussels, Fish Cakes, Vegetables and Calamari. (I didn’t write the price down but I think it was around $14.00.

The Chilean Sea Bass is the BEST Fresh Fish Dish I’ve tasted in or around The Upper West Side so far (as of 12-9-2018)

Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork!

I haven’t found a website for Haru Sushi and Grill but they are on Facebook.

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

The Forking Truth


Spicy Chicken Meatballs Recipe

 

Spicy Chicken Meatballs

Very easy to prepare meatballs that come out spicy and tasty with a slightly caramelized exterior. Just serve them with a few shakes of Franks Red Hot Cayenne Pepper Sauce or for an extra special treat make the Matbucha (a slightly spicy Tomato and Roasted Peppers…very delicious with these meatballs). This recipe makes about 30 meatballs and serves about 6 and freezes well.

Ingredients for about 6 servings

1 lb lean ground chicken 8% fat

2 eggs – slightly beaten

1/4 cup sweet onion – mined or grated

2 garlic cloves – large and either ground to paste or microplane

1 Tablespoon chicken base – preferably low sodium Better than Bouillon Brand (this is instead of salt)

1 Tablespoon cayenne ground pepper

2 teaspoons dark brown sugar

1 teaspoon paprika

1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

1/2 teaspoon thyme

1/4 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/4 teaspoon granulated garlic

2 pinch celery seeds

2 Tablespoons white vinegar

1/4 cup fresh parsley – chopped

1/4 cup scallions – sliced thin

2 Tablespoons water

non stick spray

Instructions

Set oven to 350 degrees F.

Spray baking sheets with non stick spray

In a large bowl combine all the ingredients expect non stick spray and mix well. The mixture will be very soft.

It’s a good idea to do a tester ball……do a maybe 1/2 size ball and bake it till done about 7 minutes. Let it cool slightly so you don’t burn your mouth. Adjust seasonings if necessary.

Once you got the meatballs the way you like them use a small scooper and scoop out meatballs till done.

They go in the oven and cook till done. About 15 minutes.

They go well with a little Franks Red Sauce but even better with Matbucha.

Spicy Chicken Meatballs

Spicy but not too spicy and tasty.

The Forking Truth

Not Every Restaurant Trip is Worth Writing About

 

 

Not every restaurant trip is worth writing about. On the other hand if I don’t write about my Forking Trip then I don’t have a story for my blog. It’s not my intention to put a little mom and pop shop out of business because I told you how much they’ve sucked so I won’t mention the name of any new restaurants that I can’t praise. Sometimes some restaurants do need a few months to work out the bugs to get better……..but some never get the chance because a few months can be too long and go under. Other restaurants just never get better. It always pains me not to write a positive review. I FORKING WANT to enjoy myself just like you when I go out to eat. I can’t sugar coat things.  I just have to tell it like it was and that’s The Forking Truth.

I recently went to a new Mediterranean Restaurant that opened somewhere in Glendale AZ.

The Chicken Shawarma might have been good at one time but on my visit it was dry and chewy. It’s pretty difficult to make dark meat chicken dry and chewy so I’m thinking I wonder how many times was this chicken re-heated?  The owner must know that they are serving me dry chewy chicken. I’m thinking that this chicken might have been re-heated a number of times (but I don’t know for sure).  The rice also seemed a few days or maybe a week old. Even the tomato slices have seen better days. I thought this really sucked. I felt like they  screwed me out of a nice meal out. I would have rather eaten almost anywhere else.

My husband made me taste his beef shawarma…………(but I didn’t want to)……….I could clearly see I wouldn’t like it.

It also was dry and chewy with the same old rice.

Maybe we can chalk this up to the restaurant owners did not know how much food to prepare and accidentally prepared too much food that got old and dry. I don’t know if they will get their act together????

A couple months back I went to different newer Mediterranean Restaurant also in Glendale. Most of the food photoed nice so you can’t tell how it taste but you can see the pickle they served me was a geriatric pickle with its’ own Senior Citizen’s discount card.

Their rice and raw vegetables were good but the Beef Shawarma was even dryer that from the above place. It was like chewing someone’s pony tail as it was next to impossible to break down in the mouth.

Their Chicken Shawarma was similar to fried processed Chicken Baloney and grossed me out.

But those were the highlights….

Their eggplant dip contained so much smoke that it was like trying to eat a really large ash tray. Sadly even their falafels were inedible because they were very similar in texture to gritty mortar mixed with small rocks. The chickpeas never got soft and stayed like rocks…that taste sort of burnt. .(don’t know but maybe from not being soaked)

The best Mediterranean Restaurant that I know of in Glendale was the Shawarma King. BUT HOLY FORK!!!! *********DANG!**********THEY JUST CLOSED FOR BUSINESS JUST THIS NOVEMBER 2018. I haven’t been able to try their Chicken Shawarma yet because on my (at least three or four visits) they were out of it when I wanted to try it but I tried a number of things there that were all delicious.

So sad………. 🙁  It’s a shame …………

Not Every Restaurant Trip is Worth Writing About. I also don’t recall the Arizona Republic or The Phoenix New Times including The Shawarma King in their listings of closed restaurants for November 2018.

Everything is subject to change!!!!!! Your experience may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

Rosemary Parmesan Cauliflower Puree in Spaghetti Squash Nest Recipe

 

Rosemary Parmesan Cauliflower Puree in Spaghetti Squash Nest

I watched a few different cooking shows with Chef Lidia Bastianich where she stuffed a rice mixture into an onion ring and another show where she used peppers and stuffed them with a vegetable bread stuffing. They both sound delicious but I didn’t want to use rice or bread so I came up with something completely different.  I came up with spaghetti squash nests filled with rosemary parmesan cauliflower puree. This recipe is very easy to prepare. This recipe as written makes more puree than will fit into spaghetti squash nests. I note the amount of nests and puree will differ some because produce will differ in size…..might throw off seasons slightly. I also note that I added the least amount of fat possible because I just don’t think cauliflower puree should be too heavy…..after-all that is what potatoes are for……..Feel free to adjust the amount of butter and cream cheese to your liking.

Ingredients for about 5 servings

1 spaghetti squash (I used a small one)

non stick spray

5 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

fresh crushed sea salt – to taste

fresh crushed black pepper to taste

1 head cauliflower (mine was about medium size) – chopped into about one inch pieces

1 Tablespoon unsalted butter

1 Tablespoon cream cheese (or mascarpone)

2 cloves garlic (mine were large)

1 cup parmesan cheese – shredded

1 teaspoon fresh rosemary – fine chopped

1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper

good pinch dried oregano

good pinch dried basil

few grates fresh nutmeg or a pinch of ground nutmeg

fresh crushed sea salt – to taste

Instructions

Turn oven on to 350 degrees F.

Slice off ends of spaghetti squash and peel squash.

Slice into about one inch slices and make sure you use the ends. With a spoon scoop out seeds and seed membranes.

Spray baking sheet lightly with non stick spray.

Place rings on baking sheet.

Drizzle each spaghetti squash ring with a Tablespoon of olive oil.

Place in 350 degree F oven till browned and done. (about 45 minutes)

Take out of oven when done and hit them with fresh crushed sea salt and fresh crushed black pepper to taste.

While the spaghetti squash is cooking make the Rosemary Parmesan Cauliflower Puree……….

You need to steam the cauliflower with the garlic cloves and then they get pureed.

Put a pot of water on to a medium high boil. Either use a steam basket or a metal strainer and have it sit above the boiling water and cover with a loose piece of aluminum foil. Steam until cauliflower is very soft. Depending on size of cauliflower this should take 10-15 minutes. Cauliflower, garlic, butter, cream cheese, parmesan, rosemary, white pepper, nutmeg, basil, oregano all go in a blender or use a stick blender and blend till smooth. Adjust seasonings if necessary and also add fresh crushed sea salt to taste. Serve in Spaghetti squash nests.

Serve!

Rosemary Parmesan Cauliflower Puree in Spaghetti Squash Nest

It looks fancy but it’s easy to prepare. These Rosemary Parmesan Cauliflower Puree in Spaghetti Squash Nests are something that’s yummy and different!

The Forking Truth

 

 

 

My Trip to Rancho Pinot in Scottsdale AZ- Worth a Fork!

 

Rancho Pinot is a dinner only restaurant that’s located in a shopping center right on Scottsdale Road in Scottsdale Arizona. This restaurant has been in business for twenty five years now. You might be wondering what kind of restaurant is this…..The answer might be a mix of global American that slants Italian. On the menu the night I was there they offered Kabocha Squash with Tahini Sauce and Dukka, to Gnocchi with Lamb Bolognese. The menu changes often from what I was told but some menu items stay the same like the long time specialty of the house The Nonni’s Chicken that has been on the menu for twenty five years.

The atmosphere is mostly Western and sort of Kitsch.

From my seat I wasn’t able to photo all I wanted but I did get in the saguaro skeleton that’s in the middle of the dining room. The chairs are very rustic and somewhat uncomfortable. On the walls are cow head skeletons and a few stuffed animals such as jack-o-lopes. Lots of cowboy related pictures grace the walls and there is a curio cabinet with all kinds of strange things.

We were greeted by several workers that were very friendly. One worker told us that they work as a team so anyone could help or serve us. Our main server took our order and seemed very knowledgeable about the menu and the food served. We order and soon very fresh soft bread arrives.

We started out by sharing the Asian Pear, Fennel and Pomegranate Salad.

Everything was very fresh and everything did taste great together. The salad contains crunchy Asian Pears, shaved fennel, sharp greens, hazelnuts, pomegranate and creamy feta cheese.

For my main I went with the specialty…The Nonni’s Chicken.

Two generously sized braised chicken thighs with mushrooms, herbs and stock-ee white wine sauce served with crispy polenta and topped with a sprinkling of Italian Cheese.

WOW! I have to say that this is the moistest chicken I’ve ever had! You Forking don’t need teeth to eat this chicken! This is even more moist than from a Sous Vide! The polenta is prepared perfect. It’s nice and creamy inside. If I had a bigger appetite I would have dunked my bread in the sauce….On this dish the meat portion is about double of what I usually eat. It worked out well because the dish my husband ordered was smaller so he finished my dish.

He ordered a brand new dish to the menu and had the Fettuccine with Duck Confit, Winter Squash, and Braised Greens.

This was a more flavorful dish that was also prepared to perfection.

We were told that it was a big deal that they were offering Pecan Bars tonight because they haven’t had them on the menu for a year and a half so we ordered one.

The Pecan bar was very chewy….sensibly sized and wasn’t too sweet. We both liked the house made vanilla ice cream on top.

That was my trip to Rancho Pinot in Scottsdale AZ.

Worth a Fork!

www.RanchoPinot.com

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

The Forking Truth

Plum Pomegranate and Pine Nut Cake Recipe

 

Plum Pomegranate and Pine Nut Cake

This recipe is based on Cook’s Illustrated French Apple Cake. Cook’s Illustrated Recipes are mostly iron clad great wonderful recipes but this one recipe that was the French Apple Cake was slightly off. Many others have blogged about that recipe and also felt that recipe needed some tweaks. Anyways I played around with that recipe and swapped out the cup of oil for 4oz of butter. That made a great improvement to their recipe and took away the greasy oil problem. I think it also tasted better……….It came out good but the Forking Truth is that the variation I did with Pears was better! (Look up Pear Almond Cake here)  Here is another one Plums, Pomegranate and Pine Nuts because that’s what I had in my kitchen. It comes out moist with a custardy fruited filling and it’s topped with a light cake topping. Still a nice dessert. This recipe is slightly challenging sort of fun!

Ingredients for about 8 servings

1 lb plums – cut in bite size pieces

1 cup pomegranate

1 cup flour

1/4 cup almond flour

1 cup sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

1/2 teaspoon sea salt

1 egg

4 oz unsalted butter – melted

1/2 cup nonfat dry milk

1 cup water

1 teaspoon pure vanilla

1/4 cup pinenuts

2 yolks – (to big bowl)

2 Tablespoons flour – (to small bowl)

1 Tablespoon sugar – (to top the cake before oven)

non stick spray

optional a sprinkle of 10x sugar

Directions

Set oven to 325 degrees F.

Spray a springform pan with non stick spray

In a large bowl add cup flour, cup sugar, almond flour, baking powder, salt, dry milk and mix. Set to the side

In a medium bowl add one egg, butter, water, vanilla and mix well. Add this wet bowl to the dry large bowl and mix.

Remove one cup of batter and add the two Tablespoons of flour and the pine nuts. keep to the side.

To the large bowl add the two egg yolks, plums and pomegranate.

Pour big bowl (fruited) batter into the pan.

Top the batter with the cup of batter.

Then sprinkle the top of batter with the Tablespoon of sugar.

Loosely cover the top with foil.

It goes in the 325 degree F oven foe an hour.

After an hour remove the loose foil.

You might want to put the cake back in the over for another 15 minutes to brown the cake.

When the cake is down let it sit on the counter for at least an hour to cool some.

When the cake is much cooler put it in the refrigerator to set. the cake needs at least two or three hours in the refrigerator to set.

Unlock the pan and use a soft knife to free the cake from the sides of the pan. Top with a little 10x sugar if desired.

Enjoy! Check out the other recipes, Cook’s Illustrated French Apple Cake and my variation …..best so far… Pear Almond Cake.

Plum Pomegranate and Pine Nut Cake

The Forking Truth

Dining out with Dogs in Metro Phoenix AZ November 2018

 

“Whoo HOO!” “We are going out to eat!”

Dining out with dogs is just a “Fluff” story about my adventures eating out with my dogs. It all sort of started when my late dog Louie was diagnosed with aggressive cancer and was given the 3-6 months to live but somehow he made it another 17 months. He couldn’t do a lot back then but he enjoyed going out to eat so I tried to take him out to eat as much as possible. Today my current dogs enjoy going out to eat.

Many restaurants in Metro Phoenix have out door patios but not all patios are dog friendly. It’s always best to call a restaurant and ask them if it’s ok to bring your furry friend. Even if the patio is certified dog friendly it is still best to call because you never know if the patio is booked for a party. It’s also always BEST and RECOMMENDED to dine at off times to avoid as many people and other dogs as possible. Many people don’t share your love for dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. You might be asked to leave. You also might be asked to leave if someone’s dog or your dog starts barking at others. Avoid all potential problems and call first and dine at off times.

You need to be aware that most food and drink that you consume can be harmful or toxic to your dog. You must get a list from your veterinarian of safe and not safe foods for your dog. Usually a best bet is always a small amount of lean plain sauceless meat. You also should bring a water bowl with you for your dog.

There also are dining rules that you need to be aware of. Dogs are not allowed to sit on restaurant furniture. Dogs are not allowed to eat off restaurant plates. Dogs should always be close to you by your side.

It’s also very important to know that dogs can NOT TOLERATE the temperatures that you tolerate. 90 degrees up is TOO HOT TO DINE OUT WITH DOGS. The MAXIMIN for healthy younger dogs might or might NOT BE maybe p to 90 degrees F BUT IN FULL SHADE…..FULL SHADE.

Now that we got all that out of the way we might be ready to Dine Out with Dogs!

Our first Dining Out With Dogs for November 2018 was Cucina Tagliani in Glendale AZ. This is an American/Itailian Restaurant. That serves traditional American/Italian favorites and also offers healthy spins on certain dishes. They offer about a half dozen different vegetables a day. They offer healthier pastas alternatives like whole wheat, or spaghetti squash and zoodles (zucchini cut like spaghetti). Cucina Tagliani offers a nice roomy certified Dog Friendly Patio.

Depending on what server you get they might serve the dogs water.

Today I went with the Strawberry Goat Cheese Salad that includes chicken and my husband went for a Stromboli.

The dogs got plenty of chicken and a few small pieces of the Stromboli.

“We did really well at Cucina Tagliani!”

www.CucinaTagliani.com

“Woo Hoo we are on our way to Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery in Phoenix!”

Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery is a Pho -Free Vietnamese Restaurant that specializes in the Banh Mi Baguette Sandwich. They offer around a dozen different Banh Mi Sandwiches. They also offer many fresh made appetizers (not from frozen like some places), some salads, noodle bowls, rice plates, the Chef Special Curry, some desserts and MORE! This isn’t an official dog friendly restaurant but they have a secret folding table for out door seating.

Today I went with the Grilled Chicken Banh Mi and my husband went with the BBQ Pork.

“We love the large portions and how fresh and delicious everything always is.”

“We Love Dining at Banh Mi Bistro in North Phoenix!”

www.BanhMiBistroAZ.com

“We are on our way to Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante in Glendale AZ”

Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante is an Italian Restaurant that specializes in Neapolitan Pizzas, House made pastas and more. They offer nice contemporary dining indoors and an outdoor dog friendly patio that features an indoor-outdoor bar.

Today I went with a grilled chicken panini and had the chicken on the side so it was easy to share with the dogs.

It’s made on fresh baked seasoned bread that is shaped like pita bread. Actually is more like two pita breads and is served with mixed greens with balsamic dressing and shaved Italian hard cheese.

“The Chicken and Cheese is Forking Delicious!”

“Everything I tried was Amazing!” “I can’t wait for my next bite!”

www.BottegaRistorante.com

“That was November 2018 Dining Out with Dogs in Metro Phoenix.”

“We hope you enjoyed as we did and also hope to see you next month!”

The Forking Truth

In Memory of Louie 5-5-2001 – 3-3-2017

 

 

Red Beet Potato and Provolone Gnocchi in Green Pea Veloute Recipe

 

Red Beet Potato Provolone Gnocchi in Green Pea Veloute

Because Costco stopped selling Tellicherry Peppercorns and now only sell the flat tasting black peppercorns I had to find them on the internet or take a long drive to the spice store and pay double. So when I found the best price for my Tellicherry Peppercorns on the internet (www.MySpiceSage.com) I also picked out Beet Powder because I was thinking about making beet gnocchi. When you make gnocchi  you want the lightest pillow of pasta possible. The secret is to use as little flour as possible. Too much flour makes a tough gnocchi. If the extra ingredients are moist like pureed beets then more flour will be added. Powdered beets works well with gnocchi dough. I thought I’d do something different and add sharp provolone to the dough because often strong cheeses like gorgonzola gets paired with beets. The rest just sort of popped in my head. The boiling water from the potatoes comes out amazing when you throw a banana pepper in the boiling water…..It’s just like magic….even if you don’t like heat in your food the banana pepper makes food delicious…..So a sauce needed to be made with that delicious flavorful well seasoned water and I came out with Green Pea Veloute. It’s just the potato water and you make a little roux, cook onions, add the peas, then add potato water and blend it up.

Ingredients for about 6 servings

1 lb brown skin potatoes (about two large) – peeled – cut in thirds – in pot covered with cold water

1 1/2 Tablespoons sea salt – to boil potatoes

1 banana pepper – cut in half diagonal – to boil with potatoes (I don’t think any other pepper will give the same flavor or that just right heat. I find these peppers at Asiana Market in Deer Valley. If you can’t find these peppers I suggest a vegetable stock but you might have to adjust seasonings a bit.

1 cup sharp provolone shredded (about 3 ounces)

1 egg – slightly beaten

2 Tablespoons beet powder

3/4 cup flour (your results may differ………you might need slightly more or less….when you are done making dough it’s important to do one tester gnocchi so you can adjust if needed)

2 teaspoons course sea salt

1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper

few grates fresh nutmeg

About 3 Tablespoons extra virgin olive oil to sprinkle on gnocchi as they get done to prevent sticking.

2 oz unsalted butter

2 Tablespoons flour

3 oz sweet onions minced or grated

3 cups frozen sweet green peas

4 cups potato stock (if you substitute vegetable stock the salt and pepper might need adjustments)

Directions

Boil the potatoes with salt and banana pepper till tender on a medium boil till tender. (about 15 minutes)

When the potatoes are done discard the banana pepper. Remove the potatoes with a slotted spoon to a large bowl and keep the potato water off to the side.

Mash the potatoes (only if you have a really good masher where you can get lump free potatoes) or rice the potatoes. Add egg mash egg into potatoes. Mash cheese, beet powder

salt white pepper nutmeg and flour. You might have some trouble mashing all the flour into the potato mixture….DON’T WORRY…..you will get it all in….just take your time. The dough gets wetter. Then let the dough sit to the side while you make the veloute.

Melt butter with flour in a pan on medium heat till it bubbles. Add onions mix well and cook a few minutes and add peas. Cook a few minutes and add potato stock. Blend it up with a stick blender. Let it cook a few minutes and then take off the heat. ( you should do a taste test and adjust season if necessary)

Put a pot of water on to a medium boil with a tablespoon of sea salt. Put a string on the handle ********BUT BE CAREFUL NOT TO LET THE STRING CATCH ON FIRE!!!!!! The string is for cutting the gnocchi dough.

Insert a star tip into a disposable pastry bag and fold down the top of the bag. Add about 1/3 of the dough mixture and twist the end of bag to hold dough in.

When the water is boiling apply pressure to the end of the twisted bag and skirt out a gnocchi.

Cut with string over the boiling water.

Keep squirting out the gnocchi until you are done with dough in bag.

Gnocchi will float when they are done. I let them float about a minute or two. Then scoop them out with a slotted spoon into a large bowl. Drizzle the gnocchi with about a tablespoon of olive oil. Repeat till you are done with all the gnocchi dough.

Serve gnocchi over the veloute.

You might want to serve with grated provolone or Italian hard cheese and some fresh basil.

Red Beet Potato Provolone Gnocchi in Green Pea Veloute

Something different and also delicious you might want to try!

The Forking Truth

 

Be a Good Guest and Not a Forking Turkey at Thanksgiving

 

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Be a good guest and not a Forking Turkey at Thanksgiving.

It seems like some people have been raised by wolves and don’t know how to act like normal people at Thanksgiving. Here are are few things that some people might need to know.

Be a normal responsible person. If you Forking get sick or come down with a bug PLEASE be considerate and STAY THE FORK HOME. You might not give a dam if you make other people sick but nobody wants your germs……IT’S A FACT that you will make people sick….your germs aren’t special no matter what you think! Only a Forking Turkey would come to someone else’s home sick and make other people sick that are feeding you a feast.

Only a Turkey would let their children walk into someone else’e home like a zombie and not make any eye contact. Children should acknowledge the host just by slight eye contact and a smile. That is all that’s necessary.

Don’t be a Forking Turkey and start tampering with the washer and dryer that belong to your host and setting the alarms. Only an idiot would do this because when the host uses the washer in a dryer next they will know you did it.

When you see the offerings if there is something you don’t want to try keep it to yourself. Don’t be a Turkey and scream something like, “I HATE PROFITEROLES!” Did you know……only a Forking Turkey does that?

Did you know that you are a Forking Turkey when you bring some sort of food or drink to someone’s home that you already tasted that is trash to you. Why the heck would your host want your food or drink trash? Only someone with a screw loose would do such a thing.

If you make a mess or break something in someone else’s home you should tell the host. If you don’t you FORKING ARE A TURKEY. That is very rude.

Only a FORKING TURKEY would say something like that was a really great Thanksgiving dinner….Maybe the best I ever had…and I don’t know how to rate things but…., “I rate the Thanksgiving dinner at two stars.” Only a really BIG FORKING TURKEY does such a thing.

Don’t act like you are trying to be helpful and offer to clear the serving ware by throwing them in the trash………Only a Nut-Job Turkey would do such a thing.

Be a Good Guest and Not a Forking Turkey on Thanksgiving!

We hope the only Turkey at your Thanksgiving table is the one you eat.

Have a Forking Happy and Delicious Thanksgiving!

The Forking Truth

 

Zippy but Delicious Corn Bread Stuffing Recipe (really is dressing)

 

Zippy but Delicious Corn Bread Stuffing

This corn bread stuffing (I know it’s really a dressing but we all call it stuffing) came out zippy or what I’ll call slightly spicy. You can cut out the 1/2 poblano pepper (and other peppers a tiny bit) in the recipe to cut out most of the zippy if you want. This corn bread comes out delicious and moist. I made 1/2 the corn bread used in this recipe for the stuffing (recipe included leftover from Thanksgiving turkey meatballs recipe) Also used home made turkey broth.  That made this Corn Bread Stuffing come out Forking Delicious!

Ingredients for about 15 servings

25 oz stale bread cut into cubes (75% corn bread 25% white bread) (recipe for cornbread 400 degrees F 1 1/4 c. flour, 1/4 c. sugar, 2 t. baking powder, 1/2 t. course sea salt, 1 c. water, 1/4 c. chicken fat, 1 egg non stick spray – about 20 minutes

3 ribs celery – fine chopped

6 oz onion – fine chopped

1/2 orange bell pepper – fine chopped

1/2 poblano pepper –  fine chopped

5 oz chicken fat

1 Tablespoon course sea salt

1 teaspoon ground black pepper

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

3 garlic cloves – either microplane or ground to paste

1 cup grilled corn kernels

4 eggs

3 1/2 broth (or slightly more if bread cubes seem dry but 3 1/2 is close to what you need)

1 Tablespoon fresh thyme – chopped fine

1 teaspoon fresh sage – chopped fine

5 sprigs fresh parsley leaves – chopped fine

non stick spray

Instructions

Set oven to 350 degrees F.

Spray a half pan with non stick spray and also spray a piece of aluminum foil on one side because it’s the side that faces the stuffing so it won’t stick.

Put a sauce pot on medium high heat and add the chicken fat, celery, onion, bell pepper, poblano pepper, sea salt, black pepper and cook till everything is soft.

Turn off heat and add garlic right away while still hot and stir.

Add the grilled corn and blend till chunky.

If mixture is just warm you can add the eggs to corn vegetable mixture in pot and mix well.

Add the broth, thyme, sage, parsley and mix well.

The Stale bread cubes should be in a large mixing bowl. To the bowl add the sauce pot mixture and mix well. Let bowl sit about ten minutes to absorb liquid.

When things look absorbed but not dry you can pour mixture in pan…..The mixture should be slightly more wet than dry.

This gets covered with aluminum foil and goes in a 350 degree oven for one hour covered.

After an hour remove the foil and put the pan in for another 15 minutes to crisp slightly.

Zippy but Delicious Corn Bread Stuffing

This comes out delicious and moist!

You might want to fry up Brussel Sprouts with garlic, fried parsley, hazelnuts and pomegranate to go with your dinner.

Brussel Sprouts, garlic, hazelnuts and parsley pomegranate

Zippy but Delicious Corn Bread Stuffing

Cornbread Stuffing that’s Zippy and Delicious!

The Forking Truth