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WOO HOO! Filet Mignon & Fries for $10.00 at Steak 44 in Phoenix AZ (bar 4-6pm)

Steak 44 is an upscale American Steakhouse I went too in the Arcadia section of Phoenix Arizona. From the very start of things the help was so nice to us. Someone quickly ran to the door to open it for us. The atmosphere is rich and dark. If you strain your eyes and look in the center of the next photo you might be able to see a large cleaver collection and countless bottles of wine that fills the walls.

Bar area

Bar area with window of kitchen

Cocktail tables behind bar

I heard about the 4-6pm Early Menu Bar Specials so I wanted to check out Steak 44 and give it a try.  We started with large pours of Happy Hour Priced Cabernet ($8.00@). For Appetizers we split the BLT Wedge Salad and the smaller order of Panko Crusted Deviled Eggs. Within minutes someone runs over a HOT Skillet of SIX fresh baked STEAMING HOT Parmesan Herbed Dinner Rolls. (wow! I didn’t know that this was coming!)

Gee that’s a lot of bread for only two people. It’s hot and tasty…you have to eat at least one…

Then the appetizers get ran to us…..They take our silverware and make sure we have chilled silverware for the salad. Now that is upscale service!!!!

1/2 of the BLT Salad ($12.00) and Panko Crusted Deviled Eggs are in corner.

The salad was chilled till the leaves were crisp. It is actually nicer to eat with chilled silverware. It feels special….and it taste great with all that delicious blue cheese and blue cheese dressing.

After the salad I go for a Panko Crusted Devilled Egg.

These are smaller sized eggs but they are filled with lots of rich creamy filling. They taste very traditional. Sriracha Aioli is there on the side for dipping. To me it seems strange to dip a creamy egg in creamy aioli but I gave it a try anyway……You know it does taste good! It adds a nice kick and more flavors.

Between the salad, deviled eggs and hot roll I could stop eating now.

They cleared our plates and gave us new silverware again and then our $10.00 Filet Mignons arrive.

It’s a perfect size portion for me…..It looks like 4oz of meat…who knows maybe it’s 5. I have enough for me and some for my dogs. (I always bring them some food back from dining out) The meat is cooked less than the medium I asked for but I accept it anyway. The meat is flavorful and juicy. It’s tender like butter. I usually HATE crinkle cut fries but the Steak 44 Crinkle Cut Fries are very good. They have fluffy moist centers and a thin crispy exterior and arrived piping hot. They are seasoned well and taste delicious.

Service was very professional. Atmosphere was very good. Food was very good and a GREAT VALUE!!!!!!

WOO HOO! Filet Mignon and Fries for only $10.00 at Steak 44 in Phoenix AZ!

4-6pm Early Bar Menu at Steak 44 in Phoenix AZ – Was Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork!

www.Steak44.com

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Ocotillo Restaurant in Phoenix AZ – One of My Favorites! – Worth a Fork!

 

Ocotillo is a (what seems like) one mile square compound in down town Phoenix that is a modern farm to table global style restaurant with a wonderfully enormous menu of astonishing variety. Ocotillo offers a modern atmosphere, multiple patios, an outdoor coffee bar and an outdoor cocktail bar.

 

As you enter from parking lot.

Park like setting.

Outdoor seating.

Patio by the front of restaurant.

Coffee Bar.

More outdoor seating.

Patio and Cocktail bar.

Dining Areas

It’s fun to share plates here since they offer so many interesting detailed plates.

Thirty -one detailed plates on the menu today with great variety. How could you not be happy with a menu like this?

We started with one of the Small Plates.

It’s not so small.

But it was Delicious!

Here was the House Smoked Salmon with Capers, Tea Egg, Pickled Shallot (it looks like a rose) Pickled Shallot, Dill Creme Fraiche Salad and Seeded Bread. The Salmon was carefully smoked and was buttery. The flavors of everything went really well together. This small plate is very large and can feed three people pretty well or a small bite for four people.

Then we wanted to share one of the vegetable plates and went with the Charred Sweet Potato with Avocado, Lime, Pickled Shallots, Pasilla Pumpkin Salsa.

OMG this is one of the most delicious things I tasted this year! The Char adds something delicious here against the potato and they sprinkled the sweet potato with what I think was Aleppo Pepper. There was a fresh herb salad with mint and cilantro too. When you ate everything on this plate together it became magical……Incredibly delicious……I wasn’t expecting this vegetable plate to be so large so I got to bring home a second take out box…..

Lastly we shared a House Made Pastrami Sandwich with Oil-Vinegar Coleslaw, Grain Mustard and Seeded Bread. The Sandwich came with lemon broccolini salad.

The Sandwich was just delicious! The Pastrami was tender and on the lean side. It had a nice smoke to it but not too much. It wasn’t crusted but had lots of flavors in it that included cloves. Slaw was good and crisp, grain mustard not to strong. This is really good. The Broccolini salad is better than I expected. I was expecting the broccolini to be a little chewy but it was unusually light and easy to eat.

Wow! that was really great! And I get to enjoy most of it again at home! That’s a win!

Here are not all but some of the previous dishes I enjoyed from Ocotillo. The menu changes regularly. Everything was wonderful and delicious. Portions so far have always ran very large.

I have to say Ocotillo is one of my favorites in Phoenix and is Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork!

www.OcotilloPhx.com

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

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After Four Beers Maybe It Doesn’t Matter What The Food Taste Like?

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I wanted to try this new Restaurant that opened somewhere in Metro Phoenix about three months back. They currently (October 2018) have a 4.5 star average on a popular review site called Yelp…..I thought they might be pretty good. I thought after being open about three months most of the bugs might be worked out. I didn’t mention the name of this restaurant because it’s not in my interest to put them in a poor light since they are a new business.

Between me and my husband we tried three of the four meatballs they have on the menu and two of the eight sauces they offer.

Here are Vegan Meatballs made with Cauliflower, Mushrooms HARD Carrots, White Beans, Brown Rice, Panko, Herbs and Spices. The Vegan Balls are very mushy and are studded with Crunchy Carrots.

Crunchy Carrots in Vegan Balls and Sauces

The Marinara Sauce is one note, acidic and very bitter and also studded with crunchy carrots.

www.Flickr.com What’s Up Doc! What’s wrong with crunchy carrots?

Up above is undressed Penne Pasta topped with Bolognese, two Beef and one Spicy Pork Meatballs. There isn’t Parmesan or Romano to top the pasta. Pretty much everything is one note or flat and both meatballs are dry.

I think most people know that pasta should be lightly dressed like in the picture below.

Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante Glendale AZ

On the bright side I noticed that beer is very inexpensive here. They had some sort of beer special where the beers were priced at something like FOUR Beers for $8.00.

This restaurant in October 2018 has a 4.5 star average on Yelp. I also noticed that this particular restaurant is a paid Yelp Advertiser. I can’t say if that has anything to do with anything….because there IS a disclaimer posted on Yelp that advertisers with Yelp don’t get any special treatment.

After Four Beers maybe it just doesn’t matter what the food taste like?

****UPDATE since CLOSED for business

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My Trip to T Cooks at the Royal Palms Resort & Spa in Phoenix AZ

 

What was once a winter home built at the base of Camelback Mountain for a wealthy New Yorker is what we know of as The Royal Palms Resort and Spa. The fine dining restaurant of the resort is called T Cooks. They serve Breakfast, Daily Brunch, Dinner and a Friday, Saturday 7-10pm Snack Menu that they call a Mix Up Menu and more.

The atmosphere is very dramatic and rich with Spanish influences. There are also mature palm trees growing threw the dining room.

It was still Restaurant Week so we tried out the Restaurant  Week Menu. ($44.00@ for Three Courses Fall 2018)

They started us out with a tasty treat of Rosemary Focaccia Bread and Pesto.

My starter was the Moroccan Spiced Carrot Soup.

The soup had delicious warm flavors, sweet pops of golden raisins and a really great velvety mouth feel…….but it was painfully salty to me. But to my husband …..who has a greater love for salt than me it wasn’t too salty. So that means for 1/2 the people out there this soup is too salty but for the other half of people out there this soup might be just right……..Something happened I never experienced anywhere before……….Our server checked on us and I did tell him that the soup was salt forward for me……He said that the kitchen will make the soup less salty for me……He insisted on taking the soup back to the kitchen….A few minutes latter he came back with a thinned down soup that was indeed less salty.

My husband started with Butternut Squash Agnolotti.

The menu read brown butter sauce and sage but this was more like melted butter and parsley. The Agnolotti were similar to Ravioli with nice thin house made pasta. They were very generously  stuffed with sweetened seasoned butternut squash. This plate was almost dessert-like.

For Dinner I tried the Pan Seared Glacier Sea Bass with Spinach, Marinated Tomatoes, Beet/Bean Puree and Toasted Almonds.

The most spectacular bite of the evening for me and also my husband (who is not a fish person) was the Sea Bass. It just couldn’t be more perfect. When a fish is very fresh and cooked to perfection there is just nothing like it. It was so fresh tasting, moist and tender. It just melted in our mouths. The Almonds and Beet/Bean Puree was tasty….Tomatoes ran salt forward.

My husband had the Rosemary Thyme Grilled Petite Filet.

The platter came with excellent cheesy white grits and bacon wrapped haricot verts. The steak had nice grill marks and was prepared to request. (medium rare) For us it could have used a little salt and seasoning. (it’s possible the chef or cook misunderstood and thought we were a table that doesn’t tolerate salt since I expressed the soup was too salty for me)?????????

Our third course was dessert and so we tried one of each. The Crema Catalana and the Croissant Bread Pudding.

The Croissant Bread Pudding ran very dense and heavy….but we both enjoyed the Crema Catalana…….I might even add that the Crema Catalana (Spanish Creme Brûlée) might have been the best Creme Brûlée type dessert I’ve ever had….(and I’m not normally a person that likes this kind of dessert) It had a nice crisp thin shell that didn’t taste too burnt. The cream was rich with a really great mouth feel but what made this dish stand out was the taste. It was SCRUMPTIOUS  because it was laced with a bitter orange kind of taste that was yummolicious.

Service was attentive and friendly and welcoming.

That was my trip to T Cooks in Phoenix AZ.

Stand Outs were-

Focaccia and fresh Pesto

Pan Seared Glacier Sea Bass

White Cheddar Cheesy Grits

Crema Catalina

It should be noted that my personal taste will differ from yours. This is a lovely restaurant with amazing service and shouldn’t be overlooked.

www.TCooksPhoenix.com

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may NOT differ.

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Dinner at Geordie’s at Wrigley Mansion in Phoenix – Worth a Fork!

 

The Wrigley Mansion was built by Chewing Gum Mogul William Wrigley of Wrigley’s Chewing Gum. The mansion some time latter was eventually purchased by food Mogul Geordie Hormel of the Hormel Food Corporation that is famous for packaged meats (mostly pork products) but also owns a variety of other food companies.

The Wrigley Mansion is a private club.

But for only very reasonable fees (that are donated to charity) you have options to be a member for only a day or longer with benefits towards valet parking and deep wine discounts.

The interior is charming and very detailed. An old fashioned operator’s room is located by the front door.

There are interesting rooms. Even the lady’s powder room is interesting. Actually it’s adorable!

 

A rich early modern private dining room and another dining room that gives a nod to the Hormel ownership.

The dining room is formal with crisp linens, shiny silverware and crystal clear glasses. Large windows across the room bring in lots of natural light during the day and also offer bird’s eyes views of Phoenix.

Tonight was one of the last nights of Restaurant Week with a Special Restaurant Week Menu…Three Courses for $44.00 and an option of $25.00 wine pairing. They started us off with slices of baguette and soft salted butter.

First courses were – Carpaccio with cured egg yolk and Acorn Squash Salad with pepitas, grains, blueberry yogurt and pomegranate vinaigrette.

The acorn squash salad’s greens had an unusually nice texture that I don’t often get when I eat salads. The acorn squash was nicely caramelized. The flavors all went well together.

For dinner I had the Petite Filet Mignon.

The steak had a great caramelization on it and was above a mushroomy rich sauce. Off to the side was a medley of assorted vegetables that included roasted baby carrots, asparagus and parsnip fries. The steak was prepared a little past what I asked for but it was flavorful and very moist and juicy. I was told that it was prepared in a sous vide (water oven).

My husband had the Confit Crispy Duck with Duck Leg, Duck Bacon and roasted Carrots.

He said the Duck and Duck Bacon was absolutely delicious….carrots were a bit crunchier than he likes but duck was really great…..(I won’t eat duck…..)

We made our three course dinners into four courses by sharing a dessert cheese plate and an actual dessert.

The Cheese Plate was an awesome win! A great selection of cheese with lots of fun sauces and fruits. It was also very generously sized….

We finished with Baba Rhum Cake with Pear Gelato.

It was interesting with the added micro greens….This dessert was almost savory.

Service tonight was stellar. It was just a very nice old fashioned NICE Dinner out. Great for dates and also great for dining with family.

The sign below was in the men’s room.

Near the front door is an old dictionary that’s opened up to Wrigley.

I’d say Geordie’s at Wrigley Mansion is Worth a Fork

www.WrigleyMansion.com

Worth a Fork!

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My Forking Thoughts on trying two Vegan Impossible Burgers in Metro Phoenix Arizona

 

Table Tent on table at The Cuff in Old Town Glendale AZ

I’ve been excited to try the vegan Impossible Burger. These days I’m very selective about any ground beef that I will eat and there are no ground beef worries with the Impossible Burger.  I found that The Cuff Restaurant in Old Town Glendale now offers many Vegan items now and one is the Impossible Burger. The Impossible burger gets it’s meat like quality from something they call heme that comes from soy roots. The heme is also suppose to make the vegan burger patty bleed. Heme is also a protein that most people on a vegan diet don’t get so this burger in moderation can be beneficial to people on vegan diets.

Other side of table tent from The Cuff in Old Town Glendale AZ

At The Cuff you have the choice to go completely vegan with vegan cheese. I went vegetarian with real cheese that was cheddar. The burger was what I was going for here.

Impossible Burger from the Cuff in Old Town Glendale AZ

My burger arrived open faced and was topped with a slice of cheddar and caramelized onions. On the top bun half was mixed greens, tomato and a particularly good pickle chip. I cut my burger in half hoping for vegetable blood like on the Table tent photo.

Table Tent

 

It’s a little dry and crumbly but does have a nice sear.

It crumbles more when I break some off for my husband to try.

I put it together to try the way it’s meant to be eaten.

It’s not bad…….It’s almost like meat but with something textural wise I’m missing and more crumbly. The pickle and ketchup cover up a lot of the Impossible burger’s taste. I get a weird butter-like after taste that I’m not found of but I’m not sure if that taste comes from the cooking process of the burger, cheese or the bun. I think it taste something like margarine…..or an imitation butter.

It seemed like my Impossible Burger might have been over cooked?????

Maybe the Impossible Burger is Impossible to cook correctly?……… I don’t know?….

As luck would have it I found another Impossible Burger at PNPK in North Scottsdale so I decided to give that one a try and see if it differed any……and I was also hoping for blood….VEGETABLE Blood that is….

This impossible burger is offered as a slider. Both Impossible Burgers came with Impossible Flags on them. You have your choice of many different toppings. I tried mine with Brie and Mushrooms.

I’m going in for a bite and ……in a Vampire Voice like in a classic Bela Lugosi ….”I’m hoping for Blood…Blah Blah Blah Vegetable blood!”…….

No blood here either but this one does have juice and isn’t crumbly like the last one. It does have a texture that might be confused for meat.  This one really does feel like meat in my mouth. It’s very close to meat.  I think if I was a vegetarian I might fear that I was eating meat and be grossed out. This one taste better and I’m not getting that imitation butter flavor that the last one had…..My husband refuses to try this one after trying the last one……. He said maybe you can find some Impossible Meat at the store and make it into something better…..

I’m thinking maybe the Impossible Taco, Burrito or Meatball is next?

Who Knows?

Those were my FORKING Thoughts on trying two Vegan Impossible Burgers in Metro Phoenix AZ.

Everything is SUBJECT TO CHANGE and your experience may or may NOT differ.

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Atlas Bistro in Scottsdale AZ is Always Worth a Fork! One of BEST of YEAR!

 

Atlas Bistro is a small but upscale modern B.Y.O.B. Bistro in South Scottsdale Arizona. Fear not about being this restaurant being booze free as they are adjacent to a very good wine store next door. Cork fees for wine are $15.00 (September 2018 pricing) BUT NO WORRIES ABOUT CORK FEES…..The wine we picked up at AZ Wine was a 2003 Legacy Red Wine at $59.00……My husband eyed it out. It’s valued at $104.00 according to www.Wine.com Don’t know if every bottle is that great of a deal but we always seem to find one. Be aware that wine in restaurants is normally double to triple the cost of bottle (most often triple). This same bottle of wine would run over $200.00 on any restaurant menu.

Atlas Bistro has a history of hiring some of the very best upcoming chefs. Many of the prior Atlas Bistro Chefs have moved on to open and also consult on some of the great restaurants of Metro Phoenix. This restaurant only holds ten tables so reservations are necessary.

For dinner they offer three course New American dinners that don’t include dessert…..but you can always add on dessert or a cheese tray if you want. ($65.00 as of September 2018…pricing subject to change (The charge this year 2018 has been greatly discounted for Restaurant Week) Altas bistro serves high quality foods that are organic, mostly locally sourced, wild caught and also the exotic. So far all the dishes I tried from Atlas Bistro were all painstakingly detailed, masterfully prepared, very exquisite and also EXCITING!

This time we started with an amuse bouche of a house made tortilla raisin mole and sauces.

Our First courses were-

Wagyu Beef Pastrami, Honey Mustard Emulsion, Shaved Relish, Pickled Mustard Seeds

Smoked Chula Swordfish, Pickled Huckleberry Gold Potato (maybe the best potato I ever tasted), Cucumber, Finger Lime (Fruit caviar), Dill, Celery Leaf and Buttermilk Dressing. Really Great! A careful gentle smoke on the fish the way I like. Never tasted swordfish like this before. They used the most special tasting potato. Celery leaf added a great flavor. Just wished they went a little heavier with the finger lime. Didn’t get enough to taste or feel the popping.

Finger lime looks like this and is one of my favorite things. It’s citrus-ee….and a little lime-ee but not sour. It got the POP in your mouth like natural Pop Rocks kind of thing…..It’s Fruit Caviar.

Finger Lime is next to impossible to find. You have to order it. I once found it at AJ’s in October a few years ago. This is how much I used on fish. It really Forking POPPED!

Sorry I didn’t mean to go off track………..

Back to Atlas Bistro.

Second Courses were-

Super CRISP Jadori Chicken Skin Cracklings, Goat Cheese Mousse, Romaine Stems, Honey Poached Cranberries, Rosemary and Cranberry Jam. This was the most FORKING Upscale Chip and Dip Plate ever!

Here’s Pork Sausage Vindaloo. Tomato Conserva, Pickled Onions, Cilantro, Mamra Puffed Rice, Kashmiri Chili and Sauce Vindaloo. This plate is very detailed….with great flavors.

Third Courses were-

Have a better look at this whimsical plate!

Carrot Gnocchi (the yellow that looks like chunks of carrots), Gold Lentil Meatball, Artichoke, Melted Leeks, Fried Broccoli, Leek Puree and Seascape Cheese. Eye Catching plate full of beautiful colors and all very good flavors. It’s just a Leek but the leek was the most amazing delicious leek I’ve ever tasted and really did melt in my mouth. The Golden Lentil Meatball was made like a very good fluffy falafel….really super fluffy, light, seemed free of oil with a nice thin crispy exterior. The Fried Crispy Broccoli florets were nice, crispy and added that deeper flavor the plate needed. The Carrot Gnocchi had a nice Carrot flavor but the texture and taste was not familiar to me as a gnocchi…….It was something completely different….It was an interesting journey of vegetables.

Veal Tenderloin, Chicken of the Woods Mushroom (fried and crispy by the veal), Celery Root under the Watercress Leaf, Camparis, Garlic Emulsion, Marrow Butter and Mushroom Jus. Everything was masterfully prepared and all was well seasoned.

Too full for dessert…….. 🙁 …….dang

Our dinner at Atlas Bistro was spectacular! Somehow the owner remembered us and welcomed us back! Stunning DETAILED Quality Food! GREAT Service! I love when servers explain the food to me and don’t just do a drop and run. Amazing steal on wine…….(got lucky again…WOO HOO!) One of the best of the year!

A few past dishes from Atlas Bistro

Amuse Bouche of Hawaiian House Smoked Fish with Caper and Lemon

All these plates were stunning.

Bravo!

I have to say Atlas Bistro so far has Always Been Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork! Worth Driving Across Town For!

www.AtlasBistroBYOB.com

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

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Did you Forking know about The FREE Ikea Birthday Meal?

 

I think everyone in the world is familiar with Ikea because they are the world’s largest manufacturer of furniture. Ikea is a Swedish based company with locations over most of the world that sells build it yourself furniture, kitchens and they also sell home goods.

If you join the Ikea Family they treat YOU on your Birthday to a complimentary Swedish Meatball Platter with Coffee or Tea and Dessert and that’s not all! They also give YOU $15.00 to spend in the store.

Here’s the meal.

The FREE Ikea Birthday Meal

Here’s the FREE Dessert.

You can FREE Coffee or Tea EVERY DAY!

With the $15.00 FREE Birthday money someone got this very unusual Sansevieria Plant and a roll of shelf liner.

Now you Forking know about the FREE Ikea Birthday Meal.

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

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WOO HOO! Quality Sushi Hits the Upper West Side with Haru Sushi & Grill Glendale AZ****Update****change in ownership since this was written

*****update a change in ownership since this was written****A hidden gem for quality sushi is located in the Arrow Head area of Glendale Arizona in an older strip mall across from AJ’s Fine Foods on 67th avenue. This is not an average sushi restaurant that serves average sushi.

The interior is crisp, clean, sleek and modern with neutral and natural tones. Natural light comes threw a wall of windows.

We started off with Spicy Korean Wings and Miso Soup.

The Wings were marinated and were dressed with a mix of spicy and sweet and were laced with gochujang (a fermented Korean Chili Paste). The wings were succulent juicy and flavorful and covered in sticky, gooey spicy but not too spicy flavors. Scrumptious!

But here was STUNNING sushi!

On this plate was Salmon, Toro and Mackerel Nigiri Sushi. I don’t remember ever tasting sushi that was this fresh before. All the sushi just melted in my mouth. Even the mackerel was sweet. I never tasted mackerel like this before. We also had Blue Fin…..also just melted in the mouth….Really super Forking Awesome Sushi………Oh and the rice is delicious too!

We also shared the Spicy Awesome Blossom Roll.

This roll was spicy tuna, cucumber, spicy seared albacore that was topped with a mountain of the tastiest crisp fried onions you ever had that again was topped with creamy delicious sauces.  This wasn’t just good….This Spicy Awesome Blossom Roll was an Experience! you start with enjoying the onion petals….they are crisp with a sweet delicious onion flavor and some have a little sauce on them that is yummy. The actual roll is delicious with that special super melt in your mouth fish and all those flavors…..but them after you finish the roll there is still more crispy onion petals to finish.

Next was an adorable treat!

And then another treat!

Service was very friendly and welcoming.

WOO HOO! Quality Sushi Hits Glendale AZ with Haru Sushi and Grill!

I have to say that after only my first visit that Haru Sushi & Grill is WORTH A FORK!

*****update a change in ownership since this was written*****

Worth a Fork!

I haven’t found a website for Haru Sushi and Grill but they are on Facebook

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

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You can get served INEDIBLE Food From 4.5 Star Rated Restaurants on Yelp

 

 

The FORKING Truth is that in 2018 three restaurants in Metro Phoenix AZ served me inedible food that rate 4.5 stars on Yelp. I’m not talking bad food……I’m talking INEDIBLE Food.  I didn’t mention the name of any of the restaurants. It is my hope that the restaurants have all improved after my visit. It is not in my interest to put any of these restaurants out of business ……after all….Every THING is subject to change and if they don’t or didn’t change their ways they will go under on their own…….. All of these restaurants opened this year 2018 in Metro Phoenix AZ.

The first inedible food experience of the year came from a BBQ Restaurant somewhere in Metro Phoenix.

Indedible un-cooked Grits… LOOK they are still watery and are like sand mixed with water. Unless you are blind you can clearly see that this dish is not fit to serve to people. The Forking Truth is that we let them know about the grits and nobody said they were sorry. No-one brought us a replacement and nobody took the raw grits off the bill. The person that checked on us didn’t care about what we showed her and just ran away. The brisket we tried was also about not ready to be served as it was very chewy like rubber with hard inedible fat that had to be peeled off. I keep wondering what kind of person would serve this to a paying customer?

The next one came from a Fried Fish Restaurant somewhere in Metro Phoenix in April.

The fish we received was freezer burnt and then coated in crunchy unseasoned corn meal and was fried. It was very strange to bite into something that was like crunchy and chewy dried out fish jerky. The rest of all the food we tried here all was incredibly awful too!….. beyond your imagination. Even the tarter sauce was watered down and old tasting.  The problems here might have been a result of a combination of failing restaurant equipment, re-heating foods up multiple times and very poor cooking skills. All the food after tasting went in the trash and we ate someplace else. It’s hard to believe but The Forking Truth is that this restaurant still has a 4.5 star rating on Yelp. (as of Sept. 2018)

This particular Mediterranean Restaurant also has a 4.5 star rating on Yelp. I thought the food would be very good but I found that the food really sucked the day I was there too.

All the food photographed well so you can’t tell how it taste.

Except for the pickle.

Would you eat this Forking pickle?

We threw out nearly all the food we purchased.

To make a long story as short as possible-

Falafels-Not Edible – Hard as rock garbanzos that seemed not to get cooked but got sort of burnt. The falafels were similar to a mouthful of rocks, pebbles and gritty mortar that was dry and sandy inside.

Baba Ghanoush – Not Edible – They must have dropped a whole large bottle of liquid smoke in it. This was so over-loaded with smoke flavoring I thought it was sour at first. It actually made  me scream in the restaurant when I tasted it because it was so shocking.

Pickle-Not Edible – like from an opened can from a year ago…..also very sour. (I wouldn’t try but my husband did…..he’s a very brave man…he said it’s very sour)

Steak Shawarma – Not Edible – Might have been good before it got dried out. Like chewing on a thick nautical rope.

This is not a 4.5 Star to me.

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..Eating at those places was as painful as getting clubbed in the knees

Some people make better food than other people but what kind of people serve such inedible food? ………..To me it seems like only something a child would do and not a normal person…. All kinds of people work in restaurants. I think it boils down to two kinds of people put out inedible foods. There are some people that don’t have a care on what they serve and there are also the others that don’t know how to do things better………

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Three Restaurants that score a 4.5 star average on Yelp served me inedible food this year in 2018.

That’s FORKED UP!

A 4.5 STAR AVERAGE MIGHT NOT BE WORTH A FORK!

NOTE that EVERY THING is subject to change and your experience  may or MAY NOT differ……..

………and that’s The Forking Truth

******As a slight update The Mediterranean Restaurant contacted me. They claim that they don’t use smoke flavoring. They are sorry the falafels tasted burnt to me.******

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