WTFork Happened to Yogurt?…….. Yogurt Used to be a HEALTHY Food

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WTFork happened to yogurt? …….Yogurt used to a be a healthy food. Hippies would eat it with Grapenuts or fresh fruit. They also used to show TV documentaries and TV commercials with 100 year old+ Russian People all eating yogurt and it was suggested that yogurt was a contributing factor that was associated with longevity or old farts living way past 100 forking years old doing forking hard farm work and liking it all eating yogurt.

Yogurt is produced by the bacterial fermentation of milk.

People have been eating yogurt for at least 5,500 years.

Eating yogurt can help you absorb nutrients from other foods better.

I doubt you get the same healthy benefits when your yogurt is mixed with forking candy. I also doubt that candy taste good in yogurt. I forking like candy but would never eat candy in forking yogurt. For me they sure don’t forking pair well.

The Chobani Yogurts pictured up top featured yogurts with bowls of chocolates on top of them that were Hershey’s Pips & Whoppers Malt balls.

If I was a forking kid and got that in my forking lunch I’d toss the yogurt out into a forking sewer and just keep the forking chocolates.

But Chobani isn’t the only one that offers you forking candy with your yogurt.

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YoCrunch offers SNICKERS and TWO kinds of forking TWIX!

WTFork!

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M&Ms and Peanut M&Ms too!

WTFork!

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Forking Oreos and Forking Jelly Beans Oh My!

That's FORKED Up!

That’s FORKED Up!

WTFork!

Yogurt used to be a healthy food.

The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

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