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Forking Dining with Dogs at Cucina Tagliani Glendale AZ December 2015

On the way to Cucina Tagliani

On the way to Cucina Tagliani

Our adventure starts with a fun car ride and the cute three year old on the left starts crying she is so happy when she sees the parking lot because she anticipates some yummy food and fun. The 14 and 1/2 year old is still feeling fine and living life despite his condition of cancer.

We visit this restaurant often because of the location, the budget pricing, the friendly staff,  great service, the dog friendly patio and the tasty food. One of the things that makes this budget American Italian Restaurant better than the others are all the vegetable selections they offer. I like that you can also substitute spaghetti squash for pasta in most dishes. They also offer a few heathy seafood dishes with very reasonable pricing.

We pick a comfortable table and the Cucina Tagliani Staff is quick to bring the dogs water and  the table a hot basket of garlic toast.

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We order big happy hour priced glasses of wine and then decide on dinner.

I picked a dinner I haven’t had before at Cucina Tagliani, it was the Chicken Piccata.

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I had it over spaghetti squash instead of pasta and it was pretty darn tasty and not too heavy. The white meat chicken was moist and flavorful. I liked the fresh basil in this dish and the bright lemon flavor in the sauce. My buddies thought the chicken was good too.

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My husband had the Papa’s Special. It’s enough forking food to feed a small family. It’s two spinach manicotti’s, veal parmigiana, and a full size sausage lasagna bubbling with molten cheese.

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"He he I'm close to the good stuff"

“Tee he I’m close to the good stuff”

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“HEY! Your NOT going to eat all that Forking Food without me.”

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“Much Better Now” Veal is so tender and forking tasty.”

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“My other favorite is the Sausage Lasagna…I could Forking eat that any day.”

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I forking love coming here. It’s the best!

The nice folks at Cucina Tagliani sent us a coupon for complimentary dessert so we had a piece of chocolate marscapone cake.

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It was moist and chocolatey and not too sweet. It’s one of the best chocolate cakes I had out!

20% off Gift Cards are available for purchase at Costco. Cucina Tagliani also offers a dining card that periodically gives you extra discounts and offers via email.

Cucina Tagliani is worth a fork if you are in the area.

Your not going to drive across town to dine here but if your in the neighborhood this place is suggested.

Your not going to drive across town to dine here but if your in the neighborhood this place is suggested.

For most information on Cucina Tagliani visit www.CucinaTagliani.com

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"We got to go to Leo's BBQ again too!"

“We got to go to Leo’s Island BBQ again in December too!” “We ate crispy grilled maui maui fish and some BBQ.”

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“Hopefully we will go to more forking places to eat in 2016.”

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“2015 was a good year. I wonder where we’re going to forking eat next?”

 

Blue Ribbon Pickles a Yahoo Master Class Recipe Chef Thomas Keller’s Favorite

After 5 Days

After 5 Days

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According to Yahoo under their Master Class Recipes They Claim that this is Chef Thomas Keller’s Favorite Pickle Recipe. The recipe is actually by Betty Breeden who is the grandmother of  The French Laundry’s Chef de Cuisine David Breeden.

Chef Keller’s Restaurants have been using this recipe for a number of years now and now you can too!

Any who it goes like this…

Ingredients for about 10 servings

4 cups water

1 cup white vinegar

1/4 cup sugar

1 Tablespoon yellow mustard seeds

1 Tablespoon tellicherry peppercorns

1 teaspoon chili flakes

1 teaspoon allspice

1 teaspoon star anise

1 teaspoon coriander

2 celery stalk to fit in jar

4 garlic cloves -pealed and cut in halves

3 sprigs dill

2 lbs. cucumbers- washed well with blossom ends cut off.

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Directions

In large pot bring water, vinegar, sugar and salt to a boil staring to dissolve sugar and salt. Add remaining ingredients and steep for 30 minutes. Pour over cucumbers and let sit 5 days but best after 3 weeks.

We’ll see how it comes out!

After 5 Days

After 5 Days

I taste them after 5 days. These pickles are uniquely flavored. Kind of complex. The spices hit you first. The garlic and pepper hit you afterwards. They are nothing like a dill pickle. Very uniquely flavored. Don’t think they will be around for three weeks.

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Some of my Forking Favorites I Cooked in 2015

 

Pizza with Heirloom Tomatoes

Pizza with Heirloom Tomatoes

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Lasagna almost everyone loves lasagna.

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

I made soaked semolina cakes called Basboosa.

Tomatillo Chicken Gravy

Tomatillo Chicken Gravy

Baked Mushroom and Truffle Risotto Balls

Baked Mushroom and Truffle Risotto Balls

Lemongrass infused Chicken

Rosemary infused Chicken with pan sauce

Rosemary infused Chicken

Rosemary infused Chicken

Beef and Kamut stuffed Cabbage

Beef and Kamut stuffed Cabbage

Pumpkin Gnocchi

Pumpkin Gnocchi

No Mayo East Coast Style Cole Slaw

No Mayo East Coast Style Cole Slaw

Polenta Vegetable Lasagna

Polenta Vegetable Lasagna

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Breakfast

Breakfast

Potato Casserole

Potato Casserole

Cook's Country Home Fries

Cook’s Country Home Fries

Carrot Crisps

Carrot Crisps

Purple potato salad

Blue Cheese Slaw

Piri Piri Style Chicken

Piri Piri Style Chicken

Piri Piri Chicken

Piri Piri Style Chicken

Chestnut wontons with crisp sage

Chestnut wontons with crisp sage

Jicama Apple Orange Slaw

Jicama Apple Orange Slaw

Forking Delicious Rosemary Chicken Meatloaf

Forking Delicious Rosemary Chicken Meatloaf

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Stuffed Pickled Beets and Blue Cheese Wrappers

Stuffed Pickled Beets and Blue Cheese Wrappers

Pizza

Pizza

Wontons stuffed with egg yolks

Wontons stuffed with egg yolks

Red Pesto

Red Pesto

Pickled White Beets with Caraway Seeds

Pickled White Beets with Caraway Seeds

Yellow Tomato Gazpacho

Yellow Tomato Gazpacho

Moroccan Inspired Carrots

Moroccan Inspired Carrots

Gordon Ramsey's Clafoutis

Gordon Ramsey’s Clafoutis

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Malted Whole Wheat Cinnamon Pancakes

Malted Whole Wheat Cinnamon Pancakes

Purple Sweet Potato Salad with Gochujand

Purple Sweet Potato Salad with Gochujand

Cucumber Tomato & Fresh Corn Salad

Cucumber Tomato & Fresh Corn Salad

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Cauliflower Crust Pizza

Duchess Inspired Kobocha Squash

Duchess Inspired Kobocha Squash

Cold Ginger Chicken

Cold Ginger Chicken

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

Healthy Creamy Low Fat Cauliflower and Garbanzo Bean Salad

Microwave Potato Chips

Microwave Potato Chips

Microwave Carrot Chips

Microwave Carrot Chips

Gangnam Style Potato Salad

Gangnam Style Potato Salad

Easy Salt Crusted Potatoes

Easy Salt Crusted Potatoes

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad

Forking Yummy Poblano Potato Salad

Korean Inspired Leek Salad

Korean Inspired Leek Salad

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

Easy Spinach Risotto Cakes

Falafel Inspired Paprika Carrot & Chickpea Vegetarian Baked Patties

Falafel Inspired Paprika Carrot & Chickpea Vegetarian Baked Patties

Carrot Hummus with Paprika Carrot Chickpea Falafel Style Vegetarian balls

Carrot Hummus with Paprika Carrot Chickpea Falafel Style Vegetarian balls

Easy Roast Beef

Easy Roast Beef

Crispy Baked Buffalo Cauliflower

Crispy Baked Buffalo Cauliflower

Ugly but Greatest Tasting Corn Soup

Ugly but Greatest Tasting Corn Soup

Eggs in Forking Hell

Eggs in Forking Hell

Forking DELICIOUS Baked Fluffy Crispy Potato Fries

Forking DELICIOUS Baked Fluffy Crispy Potato Fries

Malted Baked Rice Balls

Malted Baked Rice Balls

Crispy Onion Rings

Crispy Onion Rings

Pumpkin Dog Biscuits

Pumpkin Dog Biscuits

Forking Delicious Swiss Chard (before some part cheese was added)

Forking Delicious Swiss Chard (before some part cheese was added)

Forking Stacked Eggs

Forking Stacked Eggs

Creamy Slightly Crispy Polenta Cakes

Creamy Slightly Crispy Polenta Cakes

Eggs in a South West Cloud

Eggs in a South West Cloud

Chicken Rice Croquette

Chicken Rice Croquette

Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad

Zucchini Noodle, Cheddar and Finger Lime Salad

Pink Lemon Bars

Pink Lemon Bars

Eggs with Green Sauce

Eggs with Green Sauce

Crispy Roasted Mushrooms

Crispy Roasted Mushrooms

Spaghetti Squash Pizza Crust

Spaghetti Squash Pizza Crust

Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

Portuguese Inspired Roasted Chicken Thighs

Fresh Ricotta Gnocchi

Fresh Ricotta Gnocchi

Thanksgiving Style Individual Turkey Meatloaf

Thanksgiving Style Individual Turkey Meatloaf

Italian Style Beans

Italian Style Beans

Cranberry Sauce with Hibiscus

Cranberry Sauce with Hibiscus

Fennel Fava Radish and Walnut Salad in Lemon Dijon Dressing

Fennel Fava Radish and Walnut Salad in Lemon Dijon Dressing

Baked Crispy Turkey Wings

Baked Crispy Turkey Wings

Mashed Sweet Potatoes with Pecans, Dates and some Brown Sugar

Mashed Sweet Potatoes with Pecans, Dates and some Brown Sugar

Sweet Potatoes with Cherry peppers, Figs, Green Onions and Balsamic Drizzle

Sweet Potatoes with Cherry peppers, Figs, Green Onions and Balsamic Drizzle

Lemon Verbena Lemon Pickles with Apple

Lemon Verbena Lemon Pickles with Apple

Beef Kofta

Beef Kofta

Thanksgiving 2015

Thanksgiving 2015

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Cannoli in Chocolate, Vanila and Cinnamon

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Chef Thomas Keller’s Bouchons

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Pots de Creme

Hope you all Forking Enjoyed and have a Happy New Year!

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Most Forking Memorable Food I had out in 2015

Zahav Restaurant Philadelphia PA

Zahav Restaurant Philadelphia PA

I’ve dined at many great places and in the beginning of the year I got to dine at one of the top 20 restaurants in the country it was Zahav in Philadelphia PA. This is the one restaurant that doesn’t do a few certain plates really well this is the only restaurant that makes everything forking amazing. The menu is vegetable heavy but they do offer enough meats to please a meat eater. Zahav is an Israeli Style Restaurant. They give you all these plates to start with and we were served another 8 plates. I kept waiting for one plate to be a stinker but that didn’t happen. Everything was superb. The only bad thing about dining at Zahav is once you taste their hummus you learn quick how much everyone else’s hummus sucks. They set the bar for Middle Eastern Food.

Binkley's Cave Creek AZ

Binkley’s Cave Creek AZ

One of the most memorable dishes I had of the year was the Truffle risotto stuffed squash from Binkley’s of Cave Creek AZ. It’s so good it’s life changing. It’s one of those dishes that you mourn for after it’s done.

Juniper and Ivy San Diego CA

Juniper and Ivy San Diego CA

The Moroccan Carrots from Juniper and Ivy in San Diego CA are far from ordinary they are extraordinary! They really were that delicious!

Water Grill San Diego CA

Water Grill San Diego CA

Sometimes memorable means not good. I will never forget the burnt taste of this cake for the rest of my life from the Water Grill in San Diego. It was like sucking on a burnt pan. It sucked.

Spaghetti Roll from Gio's Pizza Anthem AZ

Spaghetti Roll from Gio’s Pizza Anthem AZ

The Spaghetti Roll from Gio’s Pizza in Anthem AZ wasn’t my favorite thing I ate there but it was very memorable. It’s hard to forget spaghetti baked in bread.

"From The Garden" salad from Kai Chandler AZ

“From The Garden” salad from Kai Chandler AZ

The whole dining experience from Kai of Chandler AZ was memorable.

Bink's Midtown Phoenix AZ Korean Style Fried Chicken

Bink’s Midtown Phoenix AZ Korean Style Fried Chicken

The very best fried chicken I ever had in my life was the Korean Style Fried Chicken from Bink’s Midtown Phoenix AZ. It doesn’t look that special but the flavors and textures were amazing. The skin shattered with crispness and was shellacked with delicious almost caramel kind of glaze. The meat was very juicy and very flavorful.

Bhel Puri from Saffron Authentic Indian Bistro Phoenix AZ

Bhel Puri from Saffron Authentic Indian Bistro Phoenix AZ

Best Rice Puffs I ever tasted were from Saffron Authentic Indian Bistro in Phoenix AZ. They had sweet, sour, tangy, and spicy going on. I never knew that a rice puff could taste good before.

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

Wo Fat Las Vegas NV

The Hawaiian Style Cold Ginger Chicken from Wo Fat in Las Vegas NV was memorable so much so that I was inspired to create a similar tasting recipe for it on this site.

Jean Philippe in the Aria Las Vegas NV

Jean Philippe in the Aria Las Vegas NV

The best Lemon Meringue pie I ever had was from Jean Philippe Las Vegas NV. It was perfection.

L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon Las Vegas NV

Everything from L’Aelier de Joel Robuchon is masterful. The food is so forking great it can not be described but the potatoes are the most memorable. I can still remember the taste.

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun Sun City Az was memorable. I’ll never be able to shake this one off. Possibly the worst platter I ever had with the all time forking worst potatoes anywhere.

Bobby's Cafe of Sun City - Sun City AZ

Bobby’s Cafe of Sun City – Sun City AZ

The potatoes look forking deceased.

Little Cleo's Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend Phoenix AZ

The food is very good from Little Cleo’s Seafood Legend in Phoenix AZ but this dinner is sized for a forking hamster. I’ll never forget how hungry I felt after I ate here. That was forking memorable.

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Had a fabulous dinner in Paso Robles CA at Bistro Laurent. The cheese plate was to die for. Best cheeses I ever tasted.

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Atlas Bistro in Scottsdale AZ made this salad that had exciting flavors, textures and was so refreshing. Actually the whole dinner was memorable and was among the best dinners I had this year.

Beef on Weck from A Taste of Buffalo Glendale AZ

Beef on Weck from A Taste of Buffalo Glendale AZ

Best beef sandwich I ate in a long time came from A Taste of Buffalo in Glendale AZ. The roll was also unique with crunchy salt and caraway seeds.

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The whole dinner from The House Brasserie in Scottsdale AZ was wonderful but I keep thinking about the horseradish pickles that garnished this dish. They were very memorable.

Chicken Mechoui

Chicken Mechoui

The food from Habbouz Tunisian Cuisine in Phoenix AZ was unique and unexpected. Great exciting flavors in the food. The pepper relish was particularly memorable. They were incredibly spicy to me at first and then just turned delicious in my mouth and like magic were no longer too spicy.

Popo's Fiesta Del Sol Glendale AZ

Popo’s Fiesta Del Sol Glendale AZ

The worst Chile Relleno I ever had came from Popo’s Fiesta Del Sol in Glendale AZ. I wish I forgot it. Tasted like a tin can mixed cheese canned pepper and icky egg white. Ate what you see here and then my stomach forking locked up.

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It was hard to only pick one plate from Ocotillo in Phoenix AZ. The Tandoori Style Chicken Sandwich is very detailed with lots of interesting flavors. All the chicken dishes that I tried from Ocotillo are exceptional.

Hummus with meat and pita

Hummus with meat and pita

The most memorable plate I recently had was the hummus with meat from Zad Al Khair in Glendale AZ. It was memorable because it was HORRIBLE. The pita was thin and crisp like forking matzo and seemed machine made. Hummus was bland and not creamy enough. I had a choice of chicken or beef and picked chicken but it was topped with the driest, chewiest, grizzliest meat you could ever find anywhere. It could have passed for camel or maybe it was more like forking rubber. Whatever animal it was died in vain and seemed inflicted with rigor mortis.

These are the most memorable plates I had out in 2015.

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Some Forking Holiday or Gathering Etiquette Tips

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Sometimes people don’t understand etiquette. These are just some very basic rules of etiquette for Holidays or Gatherings some for being a guest and some for being a host.

 

1-If a guest brings a gift of food or drink that you don’t like.

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Don’t – Say something like “it’s too sweet” or “I hate forking profiteroles.”

Say – Something like “That was nice of you to bring, thank you.”

 

2- Children at family gatherings should be trained to say Hi or at the very least smile to family members and not blindly stare across the room like  zombies.

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3- If you make a mess or break something in someone’s home.

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Don’t do forking nothing like a whip and ignore it.

Be a good person and say something to the host right away.

 

4-Be a good guest and DON’T bring some sort of food or drink you already tried that you don’t care for.

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In this case as a host you don’t have to say that was so nice of you to forking bring that. As a guest you should only bring food or drink that you’d consume. Your host worked hard to prepare a nice forking dinner. Do you forking want to be remembered for doing such a thing like that?

 

5- Don’t inflict illness on your guest if you or someone in your home has the flu. Remember your germs make people sick a long time after you are well and your farts also forking smell too.

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Do – Cancel your gathering and reschedule.

 

6-You shouldn’t thank your guest for leaving. You should have thanked them for coming.

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Merry Forking Christmas and Happy Everything Else!

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Making Cannoli Shells used to be a Forking Drudgery Until I Found Fanara’s Cannoli Cores

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I’ve been making cannoli for many years now. I started making cannoli by purchasing cheese and shells because you really can purchase good cheese and shells from nearly all the super markets that I used to go to on the east coast. All I had to do was just drain the cheese, flavor the cheese and pipe the cheese into the shells. I topped them with powdered sugar and a secret pinch of anisette sugar. When I moved to Arizona I noticed that the cheese from my local supermarkets were the big brands that were noticeably not as delicious (more processed tasting) with a grainy texture so I started making my own cheese. It’s pretty easy, you basically bring milk and cream to a slow boil and then add fresh lemon juice to curdle it and wah la you have cheese….not just cheese but great tasting cheese instead of forking crappy cheese.

It’s not impossible to find already made cannoli shells in Arizona but I did notice the super markets here don’t sell or make them and you have to go to specialty stores to find them. Cannoli shells already made are also very expensive. I’ve seen them for $1.00-$1.50 each without the filling so if you need 30 of them your spending over $30.-$45.00 just for small shells without filling.

I kept trying recipes to make them and after 5-6 recipes that didn’t work out as well as I wanted I developed my own recipe for cannoli that is posted on this site. Just search cannoli if you care to try my recipe. (a less detailed version is posted at the end of this post)

The next step in making cannoli was to find the best cannoli cores. I found that most were too big. Nobody really wants a giant cannoli. I had to find the right small cannoli cores. I make three flavors vanilla, chocolate and cinnamon  so I make small ones so people can try a few flavors.

Some cannoli cores I tried stayed hot so long you’d have to wait an hour to get the cannoli off the cores if you could get them off because they burnt on sometimes. After years of trying several the one I’m sticking with for the rest of my life are Fanara’s small cannoli cores. Although they aren’t the smallest they are the best because the cannoli shells come off easily off the cores always because they give and the aluminum cools quicker so I can keep the production going.

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You just squeeze the end and you can get them off.

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Making Cannoli Shells used to be a Forking Drudgery until I Found Fanara Cannoli Cores.

I am not Forking Paid or anything to post this. It’s the Forking Truth!

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For about 33 small cannoli (if your like me I didn’t seal a few right or I would have had about 37 small shells)

2 cups flour

2 Tablespoons butter -soft

2 Tablespoon sugar

2 pinch kosher salt

1/4 cup water

1/4 cup wine

1 beaten egg white

Use the yolk for sealing cannoli

need a little extra flour for rolling

and neutral oil to fry with

Finish with 10x sugar and just a pinch of anisette sugar

 

WTFork is Yuzu?

Yuzu Fruit

Yuzu Fruit

According to www.fruitsinfo.com The Yuzu is a hybrid of the mandarin and the papeda (a bitter primitive citrus). The aromatic Yuzu is considered to be the most important fruit in Asia.

The Yuzu is believed to contain many health benefits.

Lots of vitamin C

Great for your skin

Burns fat

Vitamin P for Blood flow

The Yuzu I tried that is pictured above was sour but not an unpleasant sour like a white grapefruit. More like an orange zest kind of sour. I thought the juice was good over fish.

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KitchenAid Spiralizer Attachment Verses The Padero Spiral Vegetable Slicer

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The KitchenAid Spiralizer Attachment cost between $75.00 (Kohls) up to $149.00 (Macy’s) depending on where you shop and averages at $129.00 (almost everywhere). The Padero Spiral Vegetable Slicer cost around $30.00. (I’ve seen look-a-likes that cost less and might not work as well?)

The Pros

1- It’s a KichenAid Product that mostly metal with some plastic parts -Padero is mostly plastic with some metal.

2- It’s easy to clean – As is the Padero.

3-It has a peeler attachment – The Padero does not peal.

4-It makes a nice shape spiral for frying. – The Padero makes slightly thinner spirals.

The Cons

1-It cost more than the Padero Spiral Vegetable Slicer

2- It doesn’t do angel hair strands like the Padero

3-Odd shape potatoes don’t spiralize unlike the when using the Padero

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Potato that I couldn't Spiral cut from KitchenAid I could use in the Padero

Potato that I couldn’t Spiral cut from KitchenAid I could use in the Padero

4-Potatoes that are medium/large and larger need to be cut down because they don’t fit in. The Padero  can slide to do a larger potato or squash.

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5- I wasted some potatoes that I tried to spiralize and the waste splattered all over my counter.

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Well the forking truth is that the Padero doesn’t look as cool as the KichenAid Attachment and how long it will last against the KitchenAid Attachment I don’t know. It also doesn’t peal but for me it works better and more efficient.

So I already Forking Returned the KitchenAid Spiralizer Attachment.

I can’t say it’s not worth a fork because it can spiralize nicely under the right conditions.

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Great Tasting Green sauce for Eggs, Potatoes and Fish Recipe

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I wasn’t sure about what to call this sauce but I discovered it’s quite good with eggs, fish and cheesy potatoes so I just forking called it green sauce that is good with eggs, potatoes and fish. It’s very tasty with a little heat but not much heat. You can easily make it hotter by adding a jalapeno to this recipe but that will unbalance the seasonings.

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This is an easy sauce to make. I had some extra fresh prepared seasoned spinach and onions, A roasted poblano pepper, fresh cilantro, lemon and a few spices, oil and just whipped it up.

Ingredients for 6 large servings

2 cups seasoned prepared fresh spinach and onions

1 large roasted poblano pepper – skin, seeds and stem removed – rough chopped

1/4 cup fresh cilantro – rough chopped

1 lemon – just the fresh squeezed juice

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

Directions – just blend it up and heat to use.

This just was an easy to make healthy and tasty sauce.

This is really tasty and that's The Forking Truth

This is really tasty and that’s The Forking Truth

WTFork happened to Candy Canes?

 

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A long time back in a land far away it’s said that children were given candy to shut the fork up while in church on Christmas. Someone in Germany decided to put a little religion into the candy sticks that shut kids up and made the candies hook shape to remind the children of shepherd’s  hooks like from the dudes in the Noel Scene.

Some time latter someone thought that hyssop should be added to these candies (that shut kid’s the fork up in church) because hyssop was used in the old testament for purification and sacrifice. Maybe nobody wanted forking child sacrifice on their hands and possibly because mint was cheaper or probably because mint forking tasted better than hyssop they went with mint flavoring because it was similar.

Some people say the red stripe was added to symbolize Christ’s Blood.

Recently I went to the Forking Supermarket and noticed mostly all the candy canes were forking weird!

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I saw Candy Canes that were filled with Pixy Stix Powder. Why would you want powder spilling out of a candy cane?

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These Candy Canes are filled with SweetTart Powder.

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Chocolate Mint Candy Canes sound tasty.

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Dum Dum Candy Canes

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Smarties Candy Canes….Would you want a Dum dum or a Smarties?

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Fruit Flavored Candy Canes

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Jelly Belly Candy Canes

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MORE Jelly Belly Candy Canes

Doesn't Forking matter what flavor the candy is. The Forking kid will shut up with candy in his mouth.

Doesn’t Forking matter what flavor the candy is. The Forking kid will shut up with candy in his mouth.

Merry Forking Christmas!

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References

Wikipedia.com

whychristmas.com

noelnoel.com