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A Collection of HORRIBLE Frightful Foods Served To Me In Metro Phoenix AZ – The Halloween Special Edition Of The Forking Truth

The Forking Truth is that not everything is amazing. Restaurants don’t always serve great food. Here is a collection of some of the obvious bad dishes I had served to me in metro Phoenix Arizona. I already reported these offenders once so I did my job. Once is enough. If you regularly read my blog then you will know where these monstrosities came from.

The above photo is a little fishy.

Here’s a close up.

This is suppose to be polenta. But it is oddly stiff……

I don’t know if it’s happy to see me or if the chef was just pissed off…???

This next one looks like a cinnamon or chocolate pastry…..But it is not.

It’s a burnt roll.

Also got a burnt pizza crust somewhere. Maybe the cook was sauced?

Don’t you hate when foreign objects are in your food?

Dessert isn’t always a sweet ending.

They gave us a dessert that is hard as a rock. We said something to (I think the owner) and he said that nothing was wrong with his dessert. He said they soften up when you heat them up…..WTFork was I suppose to do? Heat it up with my butt!

This next one was even more horrible than it looks.

The fish was fishy tasting (I couldn’t eat it) and was topped with raw sour tomato paste (like fresh from a can mixed with lemon juice and was just plopped on the fishy fish. It was surrounded by starchy tasting corn splats of different disgusting textures. I didn’t know at the time but latter found out that the chef left. I guess they let their dishwasher take a swing at cooking. I told my waiter about it but nothing was done…Then they went out of business.

Bad food can come from a food truck.

This was suppose to be some sort of corned beef stuffed roll. You can see it is greasy but THANK GOD you can’t taste it ….It tasted like it was cooked in rancid oil…..

This next one was a restaurant week dinner.

This dinner looks like it threw up on it’s self.

This sandwich was very unappetizing in appearance.

It looks like it was dragged threw a lake. (or maybe a mop bucket?)

Even pizza can bum you out. it’s so disappointing when you get a slice of pizza with zero topping.

BAH!

Had the worst taco in the whole world.

Even the tortilla was decomposing on it’s way to me. It was stuffed with DRY as can be flavorless chicken.

I also had the misfortune to try out the WORST Mediterranean food that I ever had anywhere.

Well the rice and tomato was good. But everything else was horrible but photographed well. Falafels had uncooked hard as rock chickpeas in them. The chicken shawarma tasted like chicken baloney. The pickle they gave me was old and decaying. I think it also came with a Sr. Citizen card.

I went to a new (at the time) BBQ place. The meats they served us were undercooked with hard fat. THE GRITS YOU CAN SEE WERE UNCOOKED that they served us.

We told someone about the grits. Nobody said that they were sorry. Nobody said that they’d take them off our bill. Nobody said that they’d get us something else.

It’s always horrible when they serve you…….”The I already ate plate” (no that wasn’t an appetizer…It was suppose to be my $16.00 Lunch.

Here’s another “I already ate plate”

This isn’t enough food for a gerbil. BAH!

Sometimes some restaurants are just bad.

I got this salad somewhere. They used processed chicken fingers that weren’t cooked correctly. It seemed they they cooked them in the microwave until they BLEW OUT the centers of the chicken and the outside of the chicken got incredibly hard. Then they chilled them and added them to my salad.

My husband got something similar but different here.

He said that his chicken fingers were a little better but the cheese with a combination of hard and melted at the same time.

This next one is also just bad.

I got questionable trout, from frozen boiled vegetables and GREEN mashed potatoes. I did ask my waitress why the mashed potatoes were green. She ran and asked the chef. She said the chef told her that mashed potatoes turn green when you add black pepper.

I think the worst meal I had came from a Chinese Restaurant that I enjoyed before. I ordered the fresh fish because it was very good last time.

I have no idea what the FORK they served us. This fish was like it was made of rubber. I think it was dead and embalmed. It was next to impossible to pull the meat off of it. WOW! was my husband mad at me for recommending this place. He was so mad that when the owner asked us how things were he said ok just so the guy would leave. Then when we got the bill he was really SORRY that he didn’t say anything because they charged us over $80.00 for this fish we couldn’t eat.

All this crap was NOT Worth a Fork!

That was a collection of not all but some of horrible frightful foods served to me in metro Phoenix AZ.

This was the Halloween Edition of The Forking Truth.

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NEW WEirD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There October 2020 (many #Pumpkin Spice some #Halloween)

There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are a few of what I’ve come across lately. Up above are –

NEW – Sugar Cookie artificially flavored M&M’s Candies. WOW this year really sucked. Had only like two new flavors of M&M’s this year. WTFork sugar cookie is artificially flavored? I have no idea why this candy is artificially flavored. All that is in a sugar cookie is sugar, flour, egg, butter and vanilla. I might try them but I’m not too optimistic.

NEW – Hershey’s Kisses in sugar cookie because you can’t get enough sugar cookie flavor even if you get the sugar cookie M&M’s too. There are so many cookies this time of year….Speaking of cookies…….

NEW – Nestle Hocus Pocus Oatmeal Peanut Butter Cookie Dough with added morsels and candy gems. Might be fun for kids………..the the added morsels sort of scare me. Sounds like they made the cookies and someone tampered with them and added morsels………??????

NEW – Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough in Gingerbread and Cinnamon Bun. I don’t get this. Maybe someone might want gingerbread but cinnamon buns are not cookies so how can there be cinnamon bun cookie dough??????

NEW – Good Value (?) Orange Glitter Syrup with Natural Flavors (what are the natural flavors?….could be vomit….could be fart gas?)……..also made with edible glitter…..Now your poop can sparkle too….

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Yellow Pumpkins…???? IDK maybe they are sick and anemic? Maybe that is why I found them at Safeway?

LIMITED EDITION – Kit Kat in naturally and artificial flavored Pumpkin Pie …….? Guess the natural and artificial flavors might run a little like Frankenstein…..A little natural and a little un-natural?????

LINITED EDITION – Jelly Belly Pumpkin Pie Jelly Beans….This brand is usually very good so I tried them. After a few they went in the trash. 🙁

LIMITED EDITION – Swiss Miss Hot Coca Mix in Pumpkin Spice…..why not? everything else comes in pumpkin spice…..

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess TIGAR TAILS Twinkies…..I don’t know what flavor is tiger tail? I know the tail is connected near the butt hole so why would anyone want tiger tail flavored? Just look at that Twinkie…..Looks like it’s constipated or about to poo?

LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights Cookies.. It bugs me that they look like giant ant heads to me and not like jack-o-lanterns.

LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls…For when you need an extra roll or two around your muffin top.

LIMITED EDITION – Stauffer’s Artificially flavored Pumpkin Spice Snaps…..For those days when you are feeling un-natural and want the original recipe because the second one was even worst. Ohhhhh Snap!

LIMITED EDITION – Pirouline pumpkin spice creme filled wafers. …..might be natural? Don’t see artificial printed anywhere?????

LIMITED EDITION – Moon Pie Minis in Pumpkin Spice………… I would call Moon Pie Minis Space Rocks…Better than calling them Mud Pies.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s KING SIZE 2 pack White Pumpkins……??? It looks scary..????

LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints with black and orange centers….WOW I’m glad I didn’t;t buy them. The black centers might make my teeth black. The Halloween Junior Mints used to just come with orange centers.

DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted style carrot chips. I reckon if they are “hand crafted style” that they aren’t actually hand crafted…?

DIFFERENT and possibly WIERD – Melinda’s Thin and Crispy Banana Chips in Sour Cream and Onion Flavored………I don’t know about you but I would never think of sour cream and onions on bananas……

DIFFERENT – Millers sweet and spicy banana pepper mustard in miild and hot. Might be delicious. I love banana peppers.

DIFFERENT – The Foraging Fox Beetroot Ketchup in original and smoked. Sounds delicious……but why are they only showing the fox butt on the label? Looks like he pooped into the bottle.

WEIRD – Chocolate Works chocolate covered Cotton Candy Pretzels with pink strawberry sugar crystals. I have a feeling that these wouldn’t mix well with beer or mustard.

NEW – Cheetos Mac ‘N’ Cheese in flaming hot, bold and cheesy and cheesy jalapeño…..Maybe they pair well with Tiger Tail Twiinkies?

NEW – Kraft Pumpkin Spice Macaroni and Cheese……..This can not be good…I think the “D” stands for “Don’t touch this” just “Don’t”

LIMITED EDITION – Thomas English Muffins in Banana Bread……I’m confused….are they muffins or banana bread?

DIFFERENT – Taste of the South Fried Pickle and Ranch Dip…sounds tasty but wouldn’t the fried pickles get soggy?

This next one is even more different and WEIRD.

WEIRD – Brach*S Turkey Dinner Candy Corn in green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie and stuffing WOW! Reminds me of something from Willy Wonka.

Then there is unfortunately…..I mean usually a new Oreo Cookie out there.

NEW – Family size dark chocolate Oreo Thins.

Oh BOY there’s more!

LIMITED EDITION – Boo hoo Oreo Trick or Treat Packs …My bad not Boo Hoo but just BOO!

Oh MY What have we Done to deserve even more Oreo………

Limited Edition – Oreo Spooky Graveyard Chocolate Cookie Kit…..Can you dig it?

That was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for October 2020. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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Easy Pho Flavored Turkey Soup Recipe

I had leftover home made turkey stock and some turkey wings in my freezer that I had to use so I made a turkey soup but flavored like pho. I couldn’t find any recipes on the web for turkey pho but I thought pho flavors would go well with turkey. My recipes for Turkey Stock and Crispy Oven Fried Turkey Wings are posted here on www.TheForkingTruth.com so you can do them if you want but a word of warning that you need a raw turkey carcus to make twelve cups of stock. My idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. For me this makes 4 large dinner servings.

Ingredients for around 4 servings

6 cups turkey stock – preferably home made

14-16oz – pulled turkey meat

1 1/2 lbs – vegetables (cooked and or noodles) I used bok choy and gai lan that II boiled in water with a little sesame oil…I didn’t use any noodles)

1 large sweet onion – sliced paper thin

1/2 teaspoon ground star anise

1/4 teaspoon ground cardamon

2 Tablespoons sugar (I used one T of turbinado and thought that would be enough but it needed another so I added 1 T of white sugar…..depending on sugar you might only need 1)

1 teaspoon ground ginger

1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

1/2 teaspoon ground coriander

1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

4 scallions – sliced thin (for serving)

8 sprigs cilantro (for serving)

4 sprigs mint (for serving)

2 jalapeños – sliced (for serving)

2 limes – cut in wedges (for serving)

fish sauce (for serving)

hoisin (for serving)

chili sauce (for serving)

Directions

Put the stock in your sauce pot on medium heat.

Add the star anise, cardamon, sugars, ginger, cloves, coriander, cinnamon, white pepper and black pepper.

You have two choices with the onion. Either you can sauté it and add it to the soup with it starts to turn brown or since it is so thin you can let it cook in the soup and skip cooking it in a pan. You get a slightly different taste depending on what you do. I sort of like the raw onions getting cooked in the soup because they get more fragrant from the spices and the onion taste just goes into the soup. If you sauté the onions the actual onions will taste more oniony. Cooking the onion first is more traditional.

If you have a well made stock your soup is almost done. At this point you take it off the heat and add the pulled turkey. Serve immediately and serve with scallions. cilantro, mint, jalapeños, lime, fish sauce, hoisin and chili sauce.

Easy Pho Flavored Turkey Soup

Enjoy!

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Dining Out With DOGS at Cucina Tagliani in Glendale Arrowhead #UpperWestSide Metro Phoenix AZ

The weather is finally nice and comfortable in Phoenix Arizona for outdoor dining. I wanted to dine out at a restaurant with a big open patio where I thought I could dine safely and not worry about being too close to people. I guessed that Cucina Tagliani (an American Italian Restaurant……similar to Olive Garden….(but better and with more vegetable choices) would be the perfect choice today and it was. Cucina Tagliani is an American Italian restaurant that has been in business for close to thirty years in North Glendale. They are a little different than other American Italian Restaurants because besides the typical American Italian favorites they also offer healthier choices like grilled chicken parmesan (instead of breaded and fried), spaghetti squash lasagna, spiral cut squash and spaghetti squash as pasta substitutes and around a DOZEN different vegetable choices. I was even able to take my dogs with me on their officially certified nice dog friendly patio.

As soon as we pulled up I could see from a distance that they were sanitizing the tables and they were even wearing masks outside.

We picked a comfortable table on the patio. It was a nice comfortable temperature so we didn’t need the misters for cooling or the portable heaters.

The nice friendly staff treated my dogs like royalty and brought my dogs water right away.

They started us out with a basket of fresh toasted seasoned bread.

They changed the bread again. This bread is soft chewy and sort of Italian seasoned. I give just a little to my dogs.

“I always love to dine at Cucina Tagliani” “I have had many good memories here”
“Ummmm food” “I love most food”

Our meals arrive. I got the strawberry goat cheese salad. It’s topped with grilled chicken and is dressed with house made white wine dressing.

This is how things actually looked.

My husband got the chicken parmesan.

The dogs just live for some hand outs!

“All was good and we all were happy!

That was Dining Out With Dogs at Cucina Tagliani in Glendale AZ.

Everything is subject to change and your experience there could indeed differ.

www.CucinaTagliani.com

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In Memory of Louie 5-5-2001 – 3-3-2017

Cucina Tagliani was Louie’s favorite restaurant to dine at. We had many good memories there.

Take out FOOD in Metro Phoenix AZ During the CoronaVirus Pandemic Week 32 – La Piazza Al Forno, Peoria Artisan Brewery, Taylor’s Chowder House

We hear on the news that delivery and take out have a lower risk of covid spread than dining in. So we have have been doing take out. We do plan to do some patio dining at off times.

Our first take out of the week was from La Piazza Al Forno in Old Town Glendale. They are a little different from most of the other pizza places. They offer certified Neapolitan pizzas and the mozzarella taste different because it’s made in house.

On the left is their Funghi Pizza. In the middle is the house salad and on the left is the Margherita. I’ve had the Margherita here a million times so I knew what to expect but I never had the Funghi (don’t call it mushroom here or else….you’ll be sorry…I did and I was….) It’s different than any other mushroom pizza I’ve tried anywhere. The cheeses are different because it’s their house made mozzarella, parmesan with fontina for a different taste but it’s the rosemary that is a really great touch. I think the rosemary is such a nice accent to mushroom or Funghi pizzas.

Our next take out was from Peoria Artisan Brewery in Peoria.

I got the strawberry salad with added salmon. My salad was mostly arugula and it was adorned with a little high quality blue cheese and some candied pecans. We shared some pickled fried vegetables that were interesting and my husband had the Italian beef sandwich with beef au jus. My dogs enjoyed some of the salmon and beef.

Last take out of the week was from Taylor’s Chowder House in Phoenix. They are a budget seafood restaurant where the portions are usually large and the prices are low.

We decided to try the house battered mozzarella sticks because they are only $6.95. WOW! Each piece is as big as a banana. They must have given us extra by accident. I tried the Idaho Brook Trout with almonds today. They gave me TWO fish filets topped with toasted almonds and bread crumbs. I picked the house vegetable that was zucchini marinara and a plain baked potato. My meal was only $14.95 and is two meals for me. My husband got the Two Plus Two (2 fried shrimp and 2 battered filets (cod)). It’s a lot of food….Even my husband couldn’t finish everything. There is also a roll we couldn’t get to yet. Taylor’s Chowder House is GREAT VALUE Seafood…When you consider the price and portion it is only fast food priced and is much better than fast food. My dogs enjoyed a little mozzarella stick and some fish.

That was week 32 of take out in metro Phoenix AZ during the coronavirus pandemic.

La Piazza Al Forno – Old Town Glendale

Peoria Artisan Brewery – Peoria

Taylor’s Chowder House – Phoenix

Every THING is subject to change and we hope everything does change for the better.

The Forking Truth

Stuffed Hash Brown Recipe

A couple of years ago I went to Disney World in Florida and wondered off to a little local restaurant called Mrs Potato. They served what they called Roti. They were like stuffed hash browns. So what I made is inspired from my trip to Mrs Potato. Well this recipe is pretty simple and basic. It’s also easy to do. (except for the flipping part) I think it’s easier to make hash browns when you spiral cut them. When I shred the potatoes I don’t get the crisp layers as much. The other secrets are to use a non stick pan (this is like my only use for a non stick pan) Lastly take your time. I stuffed my hash brown with goat cheese and fresh herbs and a few small pieces of tomato. I figured a cheese that doesn’t get too melty would work out good but you can stuff your hash brown with whatever you feel like. I bet that there are endless combinations that are amazing. My idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. I think this makes 6 decent size servings. Oh and for the flipping part it is easier if you have an extra large spatula or you can always use a plate.

Ingredients for around 6 servings

4 potatoes – brown skin (mine weighed a little under 2 pounds) – peeled and small spiral cut like long strands of spaghetti. These go in cold water so they won’t turn brown.

2 tablespoon unsalted butter (1/2 for each side of potato)

2 tablespoon canola oil (1/2 for each side of potato)

4 oz goat cheese

1 tablespoon fresh basil chopped

1 Tablespoon fresh parsley chopped

1 Tablespoon fresh mint chopped

1 Tablespoon fresh dill

1 Tablespoon chives chopped (maybe some extra to sprinkle for serving)

optional 2 Tablespoons sweet tiny tomatoes – chopped

optional 1 dried Calabrian chili pepper – crumbled

fresh ground sea salt to taste

fresh ground black pepper to taste

Directions

Get a bigger non stick pan on medium heat. Add half the butter and half the oil. Take out half of your potato spaghetti and drain it and dry it off real well and put in your fry pan.

You need to pat it down with a spatula,

In a small bowl add the goat cheese and fresh herbs and mix it up.

This mixture and tomatoes if you are using them goes on top of half of the potato strings.

Now add the other half of the drained and squeezed dried potato spaghetti and squish it down with a spatula.

Cover with foil or a lid for 15 minutes to steam all the potato.

Uncover and let it go for about 35 minutes (or until golden brown). You can squish it down a few times.

After 35 minutes you need to flip it over add the remaining butter and oil and let it cook another 35 minutes (or until golden brown). You can squish it down a few times.

Season with salt and pepper and maybe a few more chives to taste.

Stuffed Hash Brown

ENJOY! ………..(your welcome!)

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Forking AMAZINGLY Scrumptious No Recipe – Recipe Combination – Pickled Cascabella Peppers, Pickled Red Onions, Avocado, Tomatoes and Asian Pear

I wasn’t planning on blogging about this combination that was just leftovers that I threw together. They tasted too good not to blog about. Had a few avocados I had to use but didn’t feel like eating right away. I knew I had a small amount…..I mean just the right amount of pickled red onions. I know they go great with avocado and I can keep them a lot longer with the brine from the onions. I added a small amount of tomato and a cut up Asian pear. For some delicious heat I added a small amount of my pickled cascabella peppers. The first time I tasted cascabella peppers was from the James Beard Chef Silvana Salcido Esparza restaurant – The Barrio Grand Reserva in Phoenix (now closed for business 🙁 ) Those peppers were in a salsa and it was the most delicious salsa I ever tasted in my life. Cascabella peppers are a more delicious pepper. The Barrio Grand Reserva also surprisingly put Asian Pear in something I ate there ……(a tuna dish)………..That Asian Pear is just the perfect sweetness, flavor and texture to go with everything else. WOW! Even with nothing else this combination just POPS! It’s super incredibly delicious! It’s great in salads with chicken. It’s a great topper for fish. A few fresh herbs and the smallest amount of seasoning would also be crazy great here. If you like this no recipe – recipe combination that you will EXPLODE With crazy delight if you try my Forking Epic Guacamole recipe. It’s more complete and way better. With more culinary secrets that I learned by enjoying a tuna dish I tried from The Barrio Grand Reserva.

I have my version of pickled cascabella peppers on my site (www.TheForkingTruth.com)

I have pickled red onion recipes here (www.TheForkingTruth.com)

Make them and combine with chunks of avocado, rough cut tomatoes and chunks of Asian pear. You will enjoy something incredibly delicious.

Pardon this picture. It’s the remaining of the end of the tub….but it was too delicious not to blog about it.

Pickled Cascabella Peppers, Pickled Red Onions, Avocado, Tomatoes and Asian Pear

Enjoy!

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Roasted Cauliflower with Mixed Peppers, Cumin Seeds, Peanut Oil, Lemon, Parmesan and Red Boat Salt

I just got my Red Boat Salt in the mail and I had to make something right away with it. I didn’t really know what I’d make. I had a few heads of cauliflower that I had to use so a cauliflower dish was it. I tasted the salt….I thought it had a nutty quality to it and that it would go well with parmesan. Then I added a few other things and this is what it became. I used two very small heads of cauliflower. You might need only one big one. My idea of serving size might differ from your idea of serving size. To me this makes around 8 smaller servings.

Ingredients for around eight servings

2 small heads of cauliflower – broke down to florets

8 Tablespoons peanut oil

1 teaspoon Red Boat Salt

20 mini peppers (I used half multi color baby bells and half shishitos) – cut In rings

2 large garlic cloves – ground to paste

1 lemon – just the fresh squeezed juice

1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes

3/4 teaspoon cumin seeds

big pinch Red Boat Salt

1 cup parmesan – thick shreds

1/2 cup Thai Basil (loose) – torn or chopped

Directions

Set oven to 425 degrees F. and have a middle rack ready.

All the cauliflower goes in either a big bowl or a gallon bag.

4 Tablespoons of peanut oil and 1 teaspoon of Red Boat Salt get distributed over all the cauliflower. Mix or massage well and then spread out cauliflower in one layer on a baking sheet(s) and place on middle rack of the oven for fifteen minutes and then remove (not done yet…..it’s going back in….in just a bit.

In a medium bowl add the peppers, garlic, lemon juice, red pepper, big pinch Red Boat Salt, and cumin seeds. Mix well. Spread this as evenly as you can over the cauliflower. Now distribute the parmesan as evenly as you can over everything. This goes back on the middle rack of the oven for around 15 minutes.

Add fresh Thai Basil to serve.

Roasted Cauliflower with mixed Peppers, Cumin Seeds, Peanut Oil, Lemon Parmesan and Red Boat Salt

Yum! It’s different but delicious!

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Just a Little Taste of The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen in North Scottsdale AZ

Here is just a little taste of the newly opened The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen in North Scottsdale. By the time you go there a permanent new sign might be on the building. They offer lots of patio dining that wraps around the building. There are also windows on garage type doors that open up to extend the patio.

The inside is bright, airy, rich and modern.

To the left of the entrance is an in-house distillery and also another dining area.

To the right is the main area of the restaurant.

The menu offers many interesting sounding things to try. The menu is mostly American. The chef is from the fine dining Italian restaurant that used to be located in North Scottsdale called Sassi.

For our first visit we did some take out.

We started out by sharing (top left) a small order of lollipop wings over blue cheese slaw. They were manicured very nicely and were tasty and tender. They were not too tangy or too hot so most people would like them. The slaw seemed fresh made and liked getting the big chunks of blue cheese every now and then.

For my main I tried the wagyu pastrami on pretzel bun with a side salad.

The pastrami is flavored very nicely. The pretzel bun is also very good and is toasted to perfection. I got some crunchy fresh slaw on the side. But the roll It’s just too large for my taste so I eat the sandwich on just the smaller bottom part of the bun and I still have a good amount of bread. They forgot to give me the caraway mustard that it is suppose to come with so I don’t know how that would be. I do have to say that the side salad was very above average for a side salad. All the vegetables tasted unusually fresh and flavorful. Even the carrots didn’t taste like supermarket carrots and I like the flavorful house dressing too.

My husband tried the hammer and anvil porchetta sandwich on ciabatta with house potato chips.

He got a sandwich packed with pork shoulder, Craftsman sausage, rapini, cheddar, and for him herb aioli on the side. Perhaps from the car ride home the porchetta got sort of dry……But need to mention that the sausage, rapini, herb aioli and cheese were exceptionally good. The potato chips were also very good. Nice and thin and seemed free of oil.

That was just a little taste of The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen in North Scottsdale.

www.TheCraftsmanAZ.com

Everything is subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

The Forking Truth

Take Out Food In Metro Phoenix AZ During the CoronaVirus Pandemic Week 31 – Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery, The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen, Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante, Chino Bandido

Experts say that take out food is a less risky option than dining in during the pandemic so we are doing take out instead of dining in. We will consider patio dining as soon as the weather is nice.

Our first stop for take out was from Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery in North Phoenix. They offer around a dozen different Banh Mi baguette sandwiches, many Vietnamese favorites, but no pho here. Portions are very large and prices are low.

Today we both got rice plates. They come with an enormous amount of moist delicious tender meat, pork egg rolls, rice, pickled vegetables, fish sauce (to dip meat in) and chili sauce. For many people this can be two meals. We recommend getting the grilled chicken (thigh), shaken beef (rib eye that is tender like filet mignon), Grilled pork. These plates are a value at only $10.00 each. My dogs are always very yappy…I mean happy to help eat all this delicious meat.

“We LOVE eating Banh Mi Bistro Food!”

Another brand NEW restaurant opened in North Scottsdale that we wanted to try called The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen. The chef is from a very nice restaurant that we used to go to called Sassi. They offer an interesting American type menu and have a distillery in house. The restaurant is big, bright, modern and airy. They also offer lots of patio seating.

We took out wings, a porchetta sandwich with chips and a wagyu pastrami sandwich with a side salad. Some things we really liked a lot. Some things might not have traveled well. My dogs sure enjoyed what I gave them.

We also did take out from Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante in Glendale/Arrowhead/#UpperWestSide.

We got the most delicious mushroom pizza ever and we tried the truffle pasta special. The dogs got different leftovers.

Last take out of the week was curbside pick up from Chino Bandido in North Phoenix. Chino Bandido is famous for offering Chinese Take Out Style, Mexican Style and more BIG PAN Combos of food that is only priced starting at less than $10.00 and also comes with a big snickerdoodle cookie. The combo is two selections from the menu. You can upgrade either or both entrees into a quesadilla. Then pick a rice and pick a beans….It goes something like that…….Maybe you want a jade chicken quesadilla with carnitas jerk rice and refried beans????????? Or maybe you want egg foo young with pollo diablo with black beans and steamed rice????? Food Network calculated that you can pick from over 80,000 different combinations.

On the left my husband got hengrenade chicken, a Chile relleno, white rice and black beans. On the right I got a chile relleno, emerald chicken, white rice and black beans. The Chile relleno is always good. They use a fresh tasting pepper and stuff it with lots of cheese and give the pepper a crushed cracker coating. My favorite protein there is the emerald chicken. It’s a moist sliced breast with a gingery-garlic and onion type sprinkle. But my husband likes the hengrenade chicken better because it has a coating and is flavorful and spicy. This time we got sides of the spicy hot pepper, garlic, onion sauce. WOW that stuff peps thing up. Oh and did I mention that these are BIG PANS of food. My husband ate most of his but I get another meal out of mine. We also share one of the snickerdoodle cookies and I had lots to share with my dogs too!

“Don’t worry we are in this thing together and are here to help you eat all this delicious food”

Week 31 of take out food in Metro Phoenix AZ during the coronavirus pandemic.

Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery – North Phoenix

The Craftsman Cocktails and Kitchen – North Scottsdale

Bottega Pizzeria Ristorante – Glendale/Arrowhead/#UpperWestSide

Chino Bandido – North Phoenix

Everything is subject to change and we hope it does change for the better.

The Forking Truth