Monthly Archives: November 2019

Forking Awesome Lean Quicker Nitrate-FREE PASTRAMI Eye Roast Recipe

I was watching Diners Drive Inns and Dives on Food Network and saw a restaurant that made Pastrami from eye roast. I thought that was a great idea. So I can do it too. Actually this is my favorite pastrami recipe I’ve done so far. It taste the best to me. It’s a lot easier to trim. It’s leaner but in a good way and not dry way. This comes out tender moist and flavorful. I might delete my older brisket recipes for pastrami. Real pastrami takes at least a week. This Pastrami Eye Roast sits in brine for three days and gets cooked on the fourth day. I only use Diamond Brand kosher salt because it has a different salt content for brining meat. The crystals are also shaped different and penetrate the meat better. The different brands work different on the meat and Diamond brand works best for this application. DO NOT USE ANOTHER BRAND. I thought the seasoning was perfection when I tasted it on rye bread with a thin smear of extra mild French mustard (Amora Brand) I liked the clove finish it had. It was Forking Delicious! The next day I tasted just a small piece plain and plain I thought the cloves could be cut back a little…….so adjust to if you want a clove finish or cut the cloves in the recipe by up to a teaspoon.

Ingredients for around 20 servings

4 lb eye roast (Do not use a smaller eye roast…The eye roast must be at least 4 lbs after trimming) (I bought a whole eye roast from Safeway….It was the skinniest eye roast I ever saw) – The eye roast needs to be trimmed of all fat and silver skin.)

1 cup brown sugar

5 oz DIAMOND kosher salt – ONLY USE DIAMOND BRAND OR RECIPE WON’T WORK and you can get sick if the meat isn’t salted correctly!

1/4 cup honey

2 teaspoons juniper berries

3 Tablespoons coriander seeds

2 teaspoons allspice berries

3 bay leaves

1 cinnamon stick

2 teaspoons whole cloves (or decrease up to one teaspoon less to cut the clove finish)

2 teaspoons yellow mustard seeds

2 Tablespoons black tellicherry peppercorns

2 teaspoons white peppercorns

1 teaspoon ground ginger

10 garlic cloves – sliced thin

1 Tablespoon granulated garlic

2 dried hot Calabrian Peri Peri peppers (or a 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper)

2 teaspoons smoked paprika

1 quart water

1/3 cup canola oil – (for rub)

1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce – (for rub)

4 Tablespoons ground coriander

1 Tablespoon ground black pepper

1 Tablespoon smoked paprika

Directions

To your sauce pot add the salt, brown sugar, honey, juniper berries, coriander seeds, allspice, bay leaves, cinnamon stick, cloves, mustard seeds, pepper corns, ginger, garlic, hot pepper, (2T) smoked paprika and 32 oz of water and bring to boil then reduce to simmer for around ten minutes and then take off the heat and let it cool. You can’t use it until it feels cool to the touch. I put a bowl of ice under the pot and it cooled down pretty fast.

Peirce eye roast all over with a fork.

Get a large bag. Either a brining bag or a turkey roasting bag and add the eye roast and when the brine is cool to the touch add the brine. Put the bagged meat in a pan for support. Push air out of bag and tie well. Let it sit in the refrigerator for three days.

On the forth day set oven to 500 degrees F.

In a small mixing bowl make the rub. Add oil, Worcestershire, (4T) coriander, ground black pepper and (1T) smoked paprika. Mix well and rub all over the eye roast.

Put it in a pan.

It goes in the pre heated oven at 500 degrees F for 15 minutes BUT DON’T OPEN THE OVEN DOOR! After 15 minutes shut the heat off but leave in the oven 2 hours (don’t open oven door) After the two hours take out. Let it rest maybe 30 minutes and then you can enjoy!

Forking Awesome nitrate-Free Pastrami Eye Roast

This is really Forking Awesome!

Be a GOOD Guest and NOT a Forking TURKEY on Thanksgiving

Be a good guest and not a Forking turkey on Thanksgiving. It seems that some people have been raised by wolves and don’t know how to behave correctly on Thanksgiving. Here are few things that some people need to know.

PLEASE be a normal responsible person. If you come down with a cold PLEASE don’t bring it to Thanksgiving with you. Your germs aren’t special and incase you don’t know YOUR FARTS SMELL TOO! If you go to Thanksgiving with a cold you will inflict your illness on others. Only a Forking turkey would do something this inconsiderate.

Don’t let your children race into someone’s home like zombies not even making eye contact with the host. Just a smile and a nod goes a long way and is enough….and would be appreciated.

Don’t be a Forking Turkey and set the alarm on the host’s washer and dryer. Only a Forking NUT job Turkey would do such a thing. You know your host will know it was done by you…….so please don’t be a dumb cluck.

You might not care for every dish your host serves but DON’T BE A TURKEY and when you see something you don’t care for just don’t eat it. Only a FORKING TURKEY would scream at the table, ” I HATE PROFITEROLES!” For GOD’S sake if you don’t scream in the super market that you hate profiteroles when you see them then why the heck would you scream it in someones home? Only a Forking TURKEY does such a thing.

Only a FOKING TURKEY would re-gift a used food product that already was used that they didn’t care for. If something you tried was crap to you why in the world would you dump your already used smelly fish on someone else……What the heck were you thinking? Only a ding bat or someone who has lost their marbles FORKING TURKEY would do this.

If you or your children break something in your host’s house the right thing to do is to mention it to your host. Not saying anything really Forking make you look like a BIG FORKING RUDE and inconsiderate TURKEY. (that’s just so rude and inconsiderate)

Only a Forking TURKEY would give the host a back stabbing compliment. “That might have been the best Thanksgiving food I ever had” “But I don’t know that much about food and I would rate it two stars!” Only FORKING MORON TURKEYS say something like that.

Don’t act like you are helping to clean up the serving ware by tossing them in the trash. Only a Forking NUT JOB Turkey would do that.

We sincerely hope that the only turkey at your thanksgiving table is the one you eat.

Happy Thanksgiving!

The Forking Truth

Forking Awesome Guacamole Style Beet Recipe

This is really beet guacamole but I didn’t want to call it that. It came out really Forking Delicious. I made this with some ingredients that you might not have. like chitepin chili peppers and the brine from my Forking Awesome pickled caccabella peppers. You can make substitutions if you care to but you will not get the same delicious flavors. This came out as flavorful as really good guacamole but it seems lighter and it’s a bit fruity. I think it will be great as a dip or a relish for poultry.

Ingredients for around 6 servings

1 lb beets (must be red because yellow react from foil) peeled

1 lime (just the fresh squeezed juice

3 oz sweet onions – diced

2 garlic cloves – ground to paste or microplane

4 Tablespoons pickled pepper brine – preferably Forking Awesome Pickled Cascabella Peppers recipe

1/2 oz fresh cilantro (leaves and some tender stems) – chopped

.03 oz mint leaves – chopped

1/2 apple – peeled – small dice

4 chitepin chili peppers – crushed with fingers

1/2 teaspoon course sea salt

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

1/4 cup pomegranate seeds

Directions

Set oven to 400 degrees F.

Cut down beets so they are smaller either in halves or quarters depending on size. Wrap each beet piece with foil and add a tablespoon of water to each wrapped piece of beet. Put the wrapped beets on a baking sheet or dish to catch liquids that might run out. Cook beets till tender. Timing may differ but in my oven this took one hour. Take beets out of foil and add to a container for stick blending.

To yor container add the beets, lime juice, garlic, cascabella pepper brine, chitepin peppers, salt and pepper and blend till smooth. Mix in the apple, onions and fresh herbs. Finish with some pomegranate seeds.

Forking Awesome Guacamole Style Beets

It’s Forking Delicious!

The Forking Truth

Dining Out With DOGS in Metro Phoenix AZ November 2019

Dining out with Dogs in Metro Phoenix is just a “Fluff” story about taking my dogs out to eat. It all sort of started when my dog Louie came down with aggressive cancer and was only given 3-6 months to live. He enjoyed going out to eat so I thought I’d take him out as often as I could. Instead of the 3-6 months Louie made it another 17 months. Today my current dogs enjoy going out to eat.

Before you take your dog out to eat there are several things that you need to know. Not all restaurant patios are dog friendly. You need to look for a dog friendly sign or give the restaurant a call first before dining there. Actually it’s always best to call because the restaurant could be already booked for a party. It’s also best to dine at off times because it’s important to avoid as many people and other dogs as possible. Other people don’t share your love of dogs and some other people may also be allergic to dogs. You want to avoid other dogs because they tend to bark at each other and you might be asked to leave.

There are also rules for dining out with dogs. Dogs are not to sit on restaurant furniture and are not to eat from restaurant dishes. Dogs must stay close to you and by your side at all times.

You need to know that most food and drink that you consume can be harmful or toxic to your dog. You must get a list of safe foods and harmful foods from your veterinarian. Usually a small piece of lean sauce-free meat is usually a safe bet.

Another thing that you might not be aware of is that your dog is not as heat tolerant as you. Individual dogs do differ (just like people) but in general over 90 degrees F is too hot to dine out with dogs. Maybe some younger healthier dogs can take up to 90 degrees F BUT ONLY IN SHADE. Hopefully you are able to judge for your dog. If there Is any doubt it’s better to leave your dog at home.

Now that all that is out of the way I’m turning The Forking Truth over to my dogs so they can tell you about their dining experiences.

“We are on our way to Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery in Phoenix.” “They are a PHO-FREE Vietnamese Eatery that specializes in serving around a dozen different banh mi baguette sandwiches.”

“Today we got a great deal of chicken off of someone’s $5.00 chicken cabbage salad.”

“We also pigged out with some yummy pork off someone’s rice plate.”

“We always enjoy ourselves at Banh Mi Bistro Vietnamese Eatery!”

www.BanhMiBistroAZ.com

“We are on our way to Pita Kitchen in Arrowhead (Glendale) for some Mediterranean Greek Food.

“I always enjoy the chicken kabob salad because there is lots for sharing.”

“I’ve been enjoying the chicken kabob salad here before that little “Dinklage Dog” was born because the chicken is moist, flavorful and delicious!”

“I don’t know why the “Big Woman” calls me “Dinklage?” “I know that I’m short and have a big deep low voice and I am always hungry!”

“We also like the gyro meat!”

“We love everything we eat from Pita Kitchen in the Arrowhead part of Glendale.”

www.PitaKitchen.net

“We are Forking on our to Cucina Tagliani in Glendale”

“Cucina Tagliani is an American Italian full service restaurant that’s been in business for around 30 years.” “They offer your usual Italian favorites that are usually served in large portions and they also offer many vegetables and healthier options.”

“Today my dear human in front of me went with a chicken Caesar salad so we ate mostly chicken here.”

“Our other human got a pepperchini pasta with chicken.” “We didn’t get much oof anything thing there because the sauce is made with pepper brine that might be hazardous to our health.” (vinegar is harmful to dogs)

“We enjoyed all the chicken we ate off the Caesar salad!”

www.CucinaTagliani.com

“Well that was Dining Out With Dogs in Metro Phoenix for November 2019.” “We hope that you enjoyed and we hope to see you next month!”

The Forking Truth
In Memory of Louie 5-5-2001 – 3-3-2017

My Trip to Mowry and Cotton at The Phoenician in Scottsdale AZ – Brunch this time November 2019

Mowry and Cotton is a modern American Restaurant location in the Phoenician Luxury Resort and Spa in Scottsdale Arizona.

Inside is nicely decorated lots of warm wood and walls full of growlers.

The outside offers views of grounds, mountains and the vast pool area.

The outdoor seating is more popular with people and also birds today. (if you look close at fence in below photo you will notice birds)

A woman is walking around with her pet bird too….. I don’t know why? ……..I thought it would be rude to ask her why she is walking around with her bird of prey. But I did ask how the bird is on car rides.

Anywho – We order and our brunch plates arrive in over thirty minutes.

Below is a picture of the seared ahi tuna melt that I sampled from an AZCentral Wine and Food Festival from Mowry and Cotton.

It was so unusually delicious that I wanted to try the sandwich again. You’d never expect that ahi tuna could be delicious in a grilled cheese but it was at the festival.

So I got the seared ahi tuna melt ($18.00)

It’s very unusual and unique. The sandwich is filled with melted white cheddar cheese, a thin swipe of spicy CORN HUMMUS and a very small amount (a few thin shavings) of ahi tuna on a quality bread. (It’s rye but lacks caraway and has a very wheat kind of taste to it.) This sandwich had less tuna in it than my sample I tried at the festival. It’s not as tasty as what I tried at the festival. I think it was made with less hummus too……. Maybe that is why it had less flavor. The plate is garnished with a little unknown dirt, a large hot shishito pepper and for my side I picked the salad. It was dressed with maple balsamic dressing and the salad was adorned with mixed dried fruit. I was slightly disappointed that my sandwich wasn’t as delicious as the sample I tried before…….

Below is a picture I found on a review site of the same sandwich. The sandwich below has a thick slice of tuna mine didn’t have and I can see the thick smear of hummus mine didn’t have.

www.yelp.com

The Forking Truth is that I didn’t get a sandwich like this… (now I’m upset) ……(I also didn’t get as nice of a salad and I only got one pepper not two…WTFork.

Anywho-

My husband got a whopper of a plate. He tried the green chile pork shank ($18)

He received a mighty large Bam Bam Flintstone looking tender falling apart pork meat on a BIG bone with green Chile sauce two eggs, cotija cheese, piccolo’s de Gallo, cilantro, radish slices and what appear to be like house made tortillas staked in a neat little pan. It was good with a large amount of very tender meat but maybe a bit toned down on flavors today.

Service was good on my last two visits. Today I might have gotten a new server or maybe someone that might have had more tables than they could handle. Our meals took over 30 minutes to be served without an explanation. Refills weren’t offered. Check was dropped instead of asking if we wanted dessert. Server took a very unusually long time to pick up check. Dining here took around an hour and a half or more. (that is a very long time for day time service with a reservation. We only had two plates and no alcohol)

Previous dishes from Mowry and Cotton.

mushroom flat bread
salad
salmon
1/2 pheasant
Jidori Chicken Sandwich
lemon meringue
Smoked Brisket Sandwich
Apple Crumble
Apple Crumble

Mowry and Cotton at The Phoenician Resort and Spa Scottsdale AZ

www.MowryandCotton.com

Every THING is subject to change and your experience may or may NOT differ.

Some Recipes that you can find here on The Forking Truth for Thanksgiving

Here are a bunch of recipes from The Forking Truth that you might want to try for Thanksgiving. Up above is for a Southwest Style Thanksgiving. It’s Guacamole Style Beets. (this recipe will go up Wednesday) Here are around 50 Forking recipes to inspire you.

Duchess Parnips
Blue Cheese Sriracha Butter Hasselback Mini Potatoes with Radish
Timbale
Tomato, Hibiscus, Onion and Roasted Lime Salad
Bread Leek Pudding
Festive Holiday Cranberry Sauce
Cabbage Salad with Balsamic Roasted Strawberries, Apples and Almond Dukkah
Thomas Keller’s Chocolate Bouchon made by me
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Chestnuts with Crisp Sage
Moroccan Inspired Carrots
Duchess Inspired Kabocha Squash
Braised Leeks with Onions Appleand Carrots in Apple Cider Veloute
Gordon Ramsey’s Clafoutis
Cranberry Sauce with Hibiscus
Sweet Potatoes with Cherry peppers, Figs, Green Onions and Balsamic Drizzle
Mashed Sweet Potatoes with Pecans, Dates and some Brown Sugar
Traditional Stuffing and Rosemary Herb Stuffing
Fennel Fava Radish and Walnut Salad in Lemon Dijon Dressing
Italian Style Beans

Baby Eggplants stuffed with spicy Indian spiced onions, tomatoes, sprouts and cashews

Oven fried crispy turkey wings

Classic Boule
Citrus Salad with Honey Poppy Seed Dressing and Spiced Almonds
Forking Great Blue-Cheese, Sriracha, Honey Radish Appetizer
Melon Salad with Preserved Lemon, Lavender and Whipped Cream Cheese
Butternut Squash Cinnamon Bun
Spaghetti Squash with Harissa Vinaigrette inspired from FnB Restaurant of Scottsdale AZ
Twice Cooked Gilfeather Rutabaga inspired from FNB Restaurant
Crispy Turkey Skin
Pear Almond Cake
Acorn Squash with Cranberry Mango Habanero Sauce and Blue Cheese
Chanterelle Bread Stuffing
Duchess Style Stuffed Potatoes
Kabocha Squash Coconut Crust Pie
Hatch Chili and Roasted Red Pepper Challah Bread
Onion Rolls
Kobocha Squash Ice-Cream
Purple Sweet Potato Blackberry Pie with Coconut/Almond Crust
Brussels Sprouts Baba Ganoush
Sweet Potato Surprise Pie …..surprise it’s purple!
Duchess Potatoes (The Special Occasion Potato)
Cranberry Roselle Lime Sauce
Bouchon Bakery Mini Coffee Cake
Twisted Date Bread
Yellow Mango Frozen Confection
Kabocha Squash Cake with Drizzle and Chestnuts
Tunisian Inspired Carrots
Summer Vegetable Stuffed Peppers
Braised Beets, Pickled Golden Raisins, Spiced Walnuts and Mint
Forking BEST Chocolate Chip Cookies ever!
South West Style Hatch Chile Corn Fritters
Sriracha Apricot Glazed Acorn Squash with Nectarines, Cherries and Almonds
Fancy Schmancy Deviled Eggs
One Ingredient Frozen Banana Confection with added cinnamon and crushed chocolate chips
Italian Style Slightly Spicy Cauliflower
Plum Pomegranate and Pine Nut Cake
Zippy but Delicious Corn Bread Stuffing
Moist Fresh Herb Turkey Stuffing
Turkey Stock
Thanksgiving Turkey Meatballs
SousVide 140 degrees F with herbs salt and pepper and garlic confit

Happy Thanksgiving!

NEW WeiRD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2019

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will come across when I go to a store and here are some of the things I found.

Up above is something that’s kind of DIFFERENT. Here’s Sweet & Fiery Fruit by the FOOT in Fiery Peach and Spicy Watermelon……Naturally flavored too!

I noticed that many candies are going spicy these days.

HOT Chili Pops – Different

NEW – By Hot Heads in Sizzling Strawberry, Atomic Green Apple and Fiery Watermelon Extreme Heat WORMS

NEW – By Hot Heads – Scorching Heat Twists in Molten Mango, Piping Hot Pineapple and Atomic Green Apple.

Different – Tangy Zangy soft ‘n’ Chewy HOT CHILI in lime, watermelon, tamarind and mango flavors

Different – By Chocolate Storybook is Banana Split Cotten Candy….Sounds tasty WTFork knows?

WEIRD – Beer Cotton Candy – WHY?

DIFFERENT AND WEIRD – Smash-Mallow Marshmallows in COOKIE DOUGH, Cinnamon Churro and Mint Chocolate Chip……(Cookie Dough……..BLECH!)

DIFFERENT – Gilliam Old Fashioned artificially flavored Watermelon sanded drops….no thank you!

NEW – Nestle Toll House Vanilla Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches…????

NEW – Nestle Drumstick – Dulce de Leche, Vanilla with Dulce de Leche and Vanilla with Fudge Ice Cream Novelties…..Looks yummy!

NEW – Blue Bunny Mini Swirl Cones in Strawberry Short Cake and Chocolate Peanut Butter….sounds yummy! only 150 calories for the strawberry and 170 for chocolate peanut butter….not bad

WIERD….Maybe NEW? – Corona Light Candies….????WtFork?

Different – Retro Pop Corn from England made with British Crushed Candy in Lemon & Lime Sherbet and Cola Cube.

NEW – Taco Bell Reaper Ranch Tortilla Chips made with real Carolina Reaper Peppers….Ummm might be good?

Different – from Savoursmiths – Italian Cheese and Port Potato Chips from England…different!

LIMITED EDITION – Ritz crisp and thins in Jalapeño Cheddar and Buffalo….not the cow-like creature…the sauce I think?

NEW – Planters Nutty Snack Mixes in Sweet & Salty Cinnamon and Wasabi Honey

NEW – Pop Tarts in frosted harvest strawberry???? WTFork is different here? Frosted Strawberry Pop tarts have been around since the Stone Age? OHHHHH these are without artificial colors and don’t have high fructose or corn syrup……(big whoop de doo!….they Forking should convert all the pop tarts that way)

DIFFERENT – Here’s another POP-tart Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae…..? It looks weird with that white cream inside….???????

NEW- Kellogg’s Vanilla Creme snap crackle Poppers Rice Krispies Treats……(Only people from certain parts of Phoenix will get what I’m saying)……To me they look like cubes of coyote poop with some sort of waxy frosting……just saying.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Pumpkin Spice……..?

NEW – Nature’s Path Organic Honey & Peanut Nut Butter Crunch……Sounds delicious don’t know if it is……..?

DIFFERENT maybe Weird? – Overwatch Lucio Oh’s in artificial sonic vanilia flavor cereal ohs………with some sort of get a free loot boost offer…….????????

DIFFERENT – Nestle Coffee Mate Coffee Creamer in Butterscotch……?

DIFFERENT -Multiple Flavors of Ketchup by Melinda’s – Jalapeño, Chipotle, Habanero and Black Pepper (WTFork……I understand the Jalapeño, Chipotle and even the Habanero flavors but how Forking hard is it for some lazy A……to sprinkle a little bit of black pepper on something…????? How hard is it????????)

Possibly NEW – Red Robin Signature Blend Seasoning….For that Red Robin Flavor at home?…..

Different – Rick’s Picks Snacking Pickles in a pouch in Lime Dill, Spicy Sriracha and Sweet Pickle…..Oh my!

Maybe Weird? – Coffee comes (or came) in all kinds of flavors too! Here’s Tanzanian Peaberry (what’s a peaberry?) and Ethiopian Moka Java…..Interesting!

Maybe Weird and Certainly DIFFERENT – Polan Picked Pattypan Squash

DIFFERENT – Old World Beet and Leek Salad…..Might be good!

There are many varieties of sweet onions but these Carzalia Sweet Onions are NEW to me.

NEW – Alexia Crispy Frozen Truffle Fries with NATURAL Flavor! Sounds good!

Different – Mighty Spark packaged chicken in bruschetta and sweet Thai style?

DIFFERENT – Wahlburgers packaged angus burgers…???

DIFFERENT – Mazola (the corn oil company) also makes chicken bouillon and tomato chicken bouillon.

Entenmann’s Apple Cider Pancake and Waffle Mix…….I miss apple cider…..supermarkets back east used to sell apple cider in the fall and winter time. I mean good apple cider that’s cloudy…not the crap that looks like pee.

Nonni’s Limited Edition Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Biscotti and Limited Batch Maple Pecan Biscotti.

Of Course there is always a NEW or Limited Edition Oreo Cookie

Here are Limited Edition Artificially Flavored Maple Creme Oreo Cookies……..

Oh I don’t know WTFork we did to deserve another new flavor?

LIMITED EDITION MYSTERY OREO also ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED……(how good can that taste?) Eat a bunch and try to guess the flavors for a chance of winning $50,000.00 (guess they will taste GREAT if you win all that money!)

OH FUDGE!

There’s another Limited Edition Oreo out there!

LIMITED EDITION – White Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies….

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and SPECIAL EDITION foods out there for November 2019. I don’t know WTFORK I’ll come across next time.

The Forking Truth

Spicy Vegetarian Cauliflower Meatballs in Spicy Butternut Squash Indian Spiced Sauce Recipe

These Spicy Vegetarian Cauliflower Meatballs in Spicy Butternut Squash Indian Spiced Sauce are inspired by my trip to Meat The Ball in Scottsdale. Those meatballs were so FORKING DELICIOUS I tried to make my own and I did a pretty good job at a copy cat recipe. This recipe makes around 22 two ounce meatballs. So that means it will make around 11 servings. Adjust the recipe to what you need. I always make meatballs in large batches and freeze extra for latter. The sauce might thicken when it gets cold so you might need to thin it down some after chilling.

Ingredients for around 11 servings

1 cauliflower – break down into florets

1 lb peeled potato – dice

1/2 large sweet onion – small dice

non stick canola spray or a very small amount of sprayed canola oil (I went with spray because I thought the oil might make the cauliflower too wet but I think both will work)

5 garlic cloves – ground to paste or microplane

1 serrano pepper – microplane, mince or slice paper thin on a mandolin

1 Tablespoon + 2 teaspoon ginger-root – grated

1 Tablespoon + 1 teaspoon gram masala

2 teaspoons ground coriander

2 teaspoons course sea salt

1 teaspoon ground black pepper

1/2 cup cashews – crushed

1/2 cup garbanzo bean flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 cup whole wheat panko bread crumbs

1 egg – slightly beaten

1 cup oats

1/4 cup fresh cilantro – leaves and only the tender stems

1 lb butternut squash – already cooked and cut into cubes

2 cups vegetable broth

1 cup coconut milk

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1 Tablespoon ginger root – fresh grated

1/4 teaspoon cinnamon

4 garlic cloves – ground to paste or microplane

1/2 teaspoon course sea salt

1/2 teaspoon chili powder

1 teaspoon gram masala

1/2 teaspoon paprika

1 serrano pepper – either mince, microplane or slice paper thin on a mandolin

Directions

Set oven to 350 degrees F.

Spray with non stick spray or oil baking sheet(s).

The cauliflower goes on a baking sheet in a single layer and gets sprays with canola.

The potato goes on a baking sheet and also gets sprayed with canola.

The onions go on a baking sheet and get sprayed with canola.

Put the cauliflower on the middle rack and the onions and potato on the lower rack.

Timing will differ depending on cut, pan oven and other things but in my oven the onions were down in 40 minutes and the potato and cauliflower were down in 45 minutes. (the onions and cauliflower did turn nicely browned). Put to the side and start the sauce if you want them down at the same time or continue and skip a paragraph.

In a sauce pot add the butternut squash cubes and vegetable stock. Turn the heat up to medium high and use a stick blender and blend everything up till smooth. Add the coconut milk, cumin, ginger, cinnamon, 4 cloves garlic, 1/2 teaspoon salt, chili powder, 1 teaspoon gram marsala, paprika and one serrano pepper. Bring to boil and reduce to simmer. Let it go around 10 minutes and occasionally stir.

In a large container add the cauliflower, onion and potato and use a stick blender to mix up a little but not a lot. You want it chunky. Add the remaining – garlic, serrano pepper, ginger, gram masala, coriander, salt, black pepper, garbanzo bean flour, cashews, baking powder, panko, egg, oats and cilantro. MIX WELL.

Use a Tablespoon and make balls that are around 2 ounces each and place on baking sheet(s). They go in a preheated 350 degree F oven for 15 minutes and then shut oven off and leave in another 5 minutes. Serve with sauce.

You and yours will be surprised! They really are flavorful and delicious with a good texture!

Spicy Vegetarian Cauliflower Meatballs in Spicy Butternut Squash Indian Spiced Sauce

These are really delicious!

The Forking Truth

My Trip to Gorditas El Tio Mexican Food in Phoenix AZ

Gorditas El Tio is a casual Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center anchored by a Food City in Phoenix. They offer a wide variety of Mexican dishes at reasonable prices. English is the second language here so the food seems authentic style. The menu is quite large and they offer almost any Mexican dish that you can think of.

When you walk in you order at the counter and pick from the menu board. Then you pay and pick a table. you wait till your food is on the counter and pick it up yourself.

We pick a table.

We wait about 30 minutes for our order to be ready.

I got the Mojarra Frita ($11.99) (fried tilapia)

It came with rice, refried beans, avocado slices, some vegetables and a stack of tortillas (I picked corn).

The FORKING Truth is that the fish was over cooked today.

The fish is dry and crunchy and hard to eat.

Moving on.

My husband did much better with the Camarones a la Diabla $10.99 (shrimp in hot sauce)

He thought the sauce was tasty. He said the shrimp were slightly over cooked but not bad. He said some shrimp were cleaned and others weren’t. He wasn’t big on the refried beans…I didn’t eat mine.

He also added on a carnitas and a asada mini tacos ($1.99@)

They came double shelled (two tortillas like they do in Mexico and with lime wedges).

He thought the beef was better than the pork here.

Seems like you will do OK here as long as you skip the fried fish.

House sauces of green and hot red are available and do make the food more tasty.

That was my trip to Gorditas El Tio in Phoenix.

I haven’t found a website for Gorditas El Tio but they are on Facebook and participate on Door Dash.

The Forking Truth

Desert Island Eatery Phoenix AZ – Caribbean & Vegan Food – Worth a Fork! Strip Mall Gold!

Desert Island Eatery is located in North Phoenix in an older strip mall on Bell Road. It’s a Mother and Son team that serve Caribbean Food and do offer Vegan Options. This restaurant is impossible to see from the road because it’s behind a Taco Bell. This is really a take out restaurant. They only have three small tables in the dining area and all the food is served in disposable cardboard or aluminum pans. They are open 5pm-9pm Tuesdays – Saturdays.

This is basically the whole dining area. It’s small but is cozy and is filled with homey things. Soft Caribbean Music fills the air.

The young teen the son waits on us. Then we select from the menu.

We decide to start with the Lentil Balls ($5).

We received 5 lentil balls that are FORKING DELICIOUS! OMG YUM! They are like Caribbean Falafels. (but actually better than most falafels) They are dressed in a little guava drizzle and a little dab of jerk mayo. They are have a little kICK to them and are full of yumminess.

We shared the Tri Plate ($18). It was a BIG PAN of curry chicken, jerk chicken and Caribbean bbq chicken all on the bone and as my sides I picked yellow rice and cabbage.

Everything is prepared to perfection and everything is Forking Delicious! All the chicken is so tender it’s falling off the bones. All the chicken is also developed with delicious flavors. My favorites here are the curry chicken with exotic spices and the jerk balanced with spices and a little heat…….they are bold and interesting. Not a thing is wrong with the bbq but it does run sweet. Even the rice and cabbage are delicious and flavorful. This is two meals for me with my husband helping.

My husband ordered the Jerk Seafood Combo (shrimp and swai fish) Jamaican Jerk Style with rice and peas ($20).

Everything is prepared to perfection and everything is delicious!

The owner and her son were very attentive. I was impressed that her youthful son took such good care of us.

Desert Island Eatery is Worth a Fork!

Worth a Fork!

The Phoenix location is on Facebook.

The Tuscan location has a website.

www.DesertIslandEateryTucson.com

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