There’s a never ending supply of forking weird foods out there! I actually decided to try these crispy crunchy broccoli florets. They seemed a little oily and salty but they still were crisp. They sort of tasted like broccoli but were seasoned sort of weird.

I don’t know who the fork would ever buy a Hot Sauce called Gringo Bandido? This one is just a WTFork.

Some people will make the “TRIP” to the store for Grateful Red Sauce. I wonder if it comes in “Shroom Flavored”?

 

I noticed many forking flavors of cream cheese are out there.

Bacon is like Jesus…..It’s everywhere even in forking cream cheese.

I guess you don’t dip White Chocolate Pringles in forking sour cream.

Maybe the forking weirdest food I’ve seen recently was roasted and salted cucumber chips.

I was excepting a nice refreshing cucumber flavor. The chips are light textured, crisp and airy but forking flavorless. I don’t know why the fork I thought these would be good. Lots of forking weird foods are out there. I don’t know WTFork I’ll see next.

WHO the FORK would want to forking eat Dill Sunflower Seeds and why the fork would anybody come up with such a thing? Look at the bag it says NEW our Best Dill what the fork did they use before? Their WORST dill?

Who the FORK wants Meat Artificially Flavored Sauce.

WTFork!

Beer Mug Shaped Pasta.

Possibly for forking Octoberfest Parties. (or for forking Meat Artificially Flavored Sauce)

Only a short time after I already wrote about 12 forking kinds of Cheerios out there I found FOUR FORKING More!

Ok now Cheerios aren’t so forking weird but I do think it’s forking weird that they make so many varieties of Cheerios.

How much forking ketchup does anyone forking use anyway?

The forking tin in the can must enhance the taste of Tilapia.

Fruit Loops with Marshmallows is weird to me.

Chocolate Frosted Flakes?

BUT THE WEIRDEST ONE OF ALL

IS

Really a WTFork!

NOW THAT IS A WHAT THE FORK!

 

 

 

Might be a Good Idea? I wonder if forking real bacon is even in the forking mix? I see artificially flavored on the package.

Guess you NEED forking artificial flavored Maple Bacon Frosting for your FORKING artificially flavored Maple Bacon Cookies!

I was hoping these would be good and picked them up. Sadly they left me disappointed.  The Candy Apple M & Ms just taste like something was wrong with them. They are so bad they had to go in the trash.

A bunch of Strange flavors of Cracker Jack’D are out there and they don’t even contain a prize.

It’s like your Cracker Jack got forking Hy-Jacked.

I was going to try one until I read how calorie dense it was.

It says the bag is three servings but honestly it’s very small with not much Cracker Jack’D inside. The bag is smaller than a box of regular Cracker Jack and has a forking 450 calories and 230 of them are forking fat. I’ll leave to Cracker Jack’ds to other people. I got better things to do with 230 calories of fat.

WTFork!

How the Fork can a fried apple be fat free?

Now that’s FORKED up!

The Forking Truth is that there is a LOT of weird food at the Super Market.

 

 

 

 

I thought all the Pumpkin Flavored Foods I saw at Sprouts Farmers Market Grocery Store were pretty forking weird.

But over the past few weeks I’ve seen a bunch of other forking weird food and drink.

All American Cheeseburger Lay’s Stax Chips. I guess they are some sort of artificially formed potato chip with artificial flavors. Would you like to order a forking Cheeseburger with that? I don’t think these chips are something most people would relish.

Cow Fat Twinkies are now officially a SCREAM Flavor. I scream, you scream, we can all scream when we see these forking Twinkies.

 

Instant Hummus! Not a bad idea since sometimes you only need a spoonful. Still weird and unexpected.

BTW see the no sampling above?

Who the FORK is going to sample DRY HUMMUS MIX? I could understand some candy or some nuts but I can’t forking understand dry hummus sampling.

 

The above wine with an Alien on the label looks kind of cute I admit. The $2.99 price tag makes me forking certain it doesn’t taste like from out of this world. But I imagine I might forking pass out from the taste and see stars.

Maybe the Alien Wine pairs well with Buffalo Wings with Ranch Stax Chips?

Or maybe Wines For Dummies is the forking Smart Choice?

I forking wonder if these weird foods and drink are better choices for consumption than this one buffet that’s forking often featured on “Dirty Dinning.

 

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