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Fresh Ricotta Gnocchi with Ridges W/O being Rolled Recipe

Fresh Ricotta Gnocchi

These gnocchi are made from fresh ricotta cheese that you make the day before. I don’t make just two cups that you need for the recipe. I make a big pot of the cheese and freeze the around 5 cups I have left for other use…like a lasagna. I do note that this is a more advanced recipe. It’s impossible to give you the exact amount of flour you need. The exact amount can differ for numerous reasons- humidity, the way the brand of flour is ground, the amount of moister in the cheese. Don’t worry this recipe will get you close…..It’s best to under the amount of flour over the amount of flour because you can do a sample gnocchi and adjust. But if you over do the flour you are done and will have heavy gnocchi. Well made gnocchi are described as very light pillows. They should melt in your mouth. Rolled gnocchi are a little heavier because they get handled with added flour. These fresh ricotta gnocchi get extruded with a pastry bag with a star tip. No rolling and extra handling with extra flour. These are the FORKING BEST ricotta gnocchi you will ever taste anywhere! Serve with home made marinara sauce. Don’t use packaged ricotta because it just doesn’t taste the same. Once you make your own ricotta you will never use packaged again. My picture again isn’t the best. It would have looked nicer with a thin smooth marinara sauce and a finer grated cheese so you could see all the perfect ridges….but I guarantee that the taste and texture is Forking Great!

Ingredients for about 6 servings plus about 5 extra cups of ricotta cheese

1 gallon whole milk

1 quart heavy cream (some brands are too processed with too much added stabilizer to work and cheese won’t come out.)

1 teaspoon course sea salt

3 lemons (about) just the fresh squeezed juice

2 cups fresh home made riccota cheese

1 cup parmesan reggiana – shredded

1 egg – beaten

1 1/4 cup flour (about – make sure you boil one sample gnocchi to check the texture)

1/2 teaspoon kosher salt

1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper

a few grates fresh nutmeg or a pinch of ground nutmeg

a small palm full or about a Tablespoon of sea salt for the boiling water

about 1/4 cup of extra virgin olive oil to sprinkle on the gnocchi to prevent them from sticking.

Directions

in a large pot on medium heat add the milk, cream and teaspoon of salt. This should take around an hour to get to a rolling boil…..around the time that the mixture gets to a rolling boil you have to lower the heat slightly so it doesn’t boil over. Once the milk starts boiling…VERY SLOWLY add the lemon juice…Again THIS SHOULD BE DONE VERY SLOWLY. Let it boil about 5 minutes. By now you should have lots of cheese curd. Use a wire strainer and scoop out the curd….but let the water drain out before you store away the curd. Refrigerate over night. The next day there will be a little water to drain. The cheese will seem very thick.

Make the gnocchi.

In a large bowl mix together the (2 cups) ricotta, parmesan, egg salt, pepper, nutmeg with a fork. Then mix in the flour with a fork. Set to the side.

Put a pot of water on to boil with a small handful or Tablespoon of salt. If desired add a string to the handle so you can slice the gnocchi off the pastry bag tip….(((but be extra careful to avoid the burner with the string or it can catch on fire)))

Use a disposable pastry bag and cut the tip. Place a star tip in the end and fold the bag down so you can easily add about 1/3 of the gnocchi dough.

Add 1/3 of dough and twist the end to hold in dough.

Squeeze some out from the end while slowly twisting the end to get out the dough and use string to cut off gnocchi or your finger to knock the gnocchi off.

The gnocchi will float. let them boil about a minute. Take them out with a slotted spoon or strainer spoon and let the water drain. The gnocchi go in a dish or a container and get sprinkled with a little olive oil so they don’t stick together. Repeat till done.

Fresh Ricotta Cheese Gnocchi with Ridges W/O being Rolled!

This is my husband’s favorite meal. If he had to pick a last meal this would be it. This is his favorite traditional gnocchi.

He happily ate this sample plate in-between meals….and was so happy he cleaned up all my pots!

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The Forking Truth is that Eating Out at Some Places is like getting Clubbed in the Knees

My first visit to this restaurant located somewhere in Metro Phoenix Arizona was ok….It sure wasn’t five star food but ok food at a fair price. On my second and third visits I wasn’t so thrilled with what I had and I haven’t been back in a long time …actually a few years………I recently heard that this restaurant had a new menu and had hopes to find something tasty. The new menu wasn’t on-line for me to check out but since this restaurant has been here a while I thought maybe they settled in and caught their stride. I’m not mentioning the name of this restaurant because It is not in my interest to bring negative attention to this establishment. It’s not my intention to bring negative attention to any restaurant……but this one serves foods (foods?) that have a level of suckiness that I think is criminal……like maybe worst than what incarcerated people get………..This place is always busy so it seems most people have a different taste than me …or maybe the beers are cheap so they don’t care about the food?

When I stepped in I noticed that they were very busy. I think every table inside and outside was full. Inside is very energetic and noisy. 

We waited a few minutes for a table. I looked at the menu and my heart sort of sank…The new menu is sort of American……slightly American Mexican and Hamburgers now. The old menu was better as they used to have a seafood section. 

We ordered and about FOURTY minutes latter our dishes arrive.

Buffalo Chicken Salad

Wow…..(small clap) this is worst than what a school cafeteria would serve……….lucky me!

This is what I think I tasted……. processed, purchased from frozen, was pre cooked… from what seemed like possibly freezer burnt and or microwaved till the chicken blew up…….breaded chicken. (I think at least Microwaved till the chicken blew up……(look at picture…blown up chicken that’s hallow now)……Then the chicken was chilled and then served to me……..and enhanced with sprinkled buffalo sauce so I wouldn’t notice the blown up processed, chilled chicken………. I received FORKING COLD pre-cooked, chopped up chicken fingers that seemed like pre-made processed chicken that were Crunchy in a bad way……like blown up in the microwave oven. This sh*t is FORKING WORST than fast food and taste very salty too…..Also on the salad was cheap budget cheese and bottled (I can taste the citric acid in them) red peppers…YUK! THIS SUCKED! This wasn’t even close to being on the level of fast food…..This was lower than fast food prepared in a way on the level of the way a three year old youngster might prepare food. This is just something that I find polarizing……. I just don’t get how anyone can own a restaurant and serve food like this?

What kind of person is preparing food like this….?

It’s either someone that doesn’t know any better……

or someone that doesn’t give a flying Fork!

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..Eating here was as painful as getting clubbed in the knees

My husband received the Sandwich Version of yuck. 

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich with $3.00 upgrade for Onion Rings
The cheese was melted and hard

My husband said the cheese was hard but also melted. His sandwich was made with luke warm slightly buffalo chicken fingers that seemed processed?…..but his were fresh cooked (probably manufactured from frozen) and weren’t COLD like my blown up crunchy in a bad way, salty, chilled, chopped up processed tasting breaded chicken. He said the sandwich was also on a cheap tasting bun.

The Onion Rings were good. They tasted fresh made and not processed like everything else. Or the onion rings seemed so much better than the chicken I thought they were fresh made……

Sometimes eating out is like getting clubbed in the knees and is NOT Worth a Fork!

NOT WORTH A FORK! Wild horses can’t even drag me back!

Everything is subject to change……maybe it will and maybe it won’t…..Your experience may or may not differ.

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Low Fat Vegetarian Refried Beans Recipe

Low Fat Vegetarian Refried Beans on tostada with mixed cheese, salsa scrambled eggs, pickled jalapeño and scallions

These beans are easy to prepare but you need to soak the beans over night in the refrigerator before you start cooking them. The beans take all day to cook. After the overnight soak, beans get rinsed off and cooked with ONLY WATER till soft about two hours. DON’T even add salt or beans might not get soft……When you cook beans flavors can be added but not until they are almost done. Then the rest of the cooking happens and in 2 1/2 – 3 hours after that the beans will be done. I do warn you that the beans turn a weird muddy color when you start the last stretch of cooking but in the last hour of cooking turn the right bean color.

Ingredients for about 8 servings

1 lb dried pinto beans – soaked in a large tub of water over night in the refrigerator – Then rinsed.

6-7 cups of water (I started with 6 cups and it looked like it needed another cup 1/2 way)

6 1/2 oz sweet onion – minced

6 garlic cloves – minced

1 oz jalapeno – minced

2 Tablespoons canola oil

1 teaspoon cumin

1 teaspoon chili powder

1/2 teaspoon ground annatto

2 teaspoons paprika

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

1/2 teaspoon dried oregano

1 teaspoon course sea salt

Directions

Put a sauce pot medium high heat and add the canola oil. When it’s hot add the onions, garlic , jalapeño, cumin, chili powder, annatto, paprika, smoked paprika, black pepper, oregano and salt and cook till everything is soft. Add beans mix and blend with a stick blender. You will slowly reduce the heat. You have to occasionally stir the pot so the beans don’t get stuck to the bottom of pot. You want the beans to bubble a bit but not too much or they will explode all over the oven. Loosely cover half the pot with foil and eventually turn down the heat too low. I will repeat that the beans might be an offensive color but change when they are close to done. Occasionally stir the pot so beans don’t stick. The beans will be done in 2 1/2 – 3 hours.

Enjoy!

Low Fat Vegetarian Refried Beans
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My Trip to Slapfish in Glendale AZ – Cod do Better

Slapfish is a fast food style sustainable seafood restaurant that recently opened in the Arrowhead Area in Glendale Arizona (late December 2018). This is a California based company that is in rapid growth expanding into many states across The United States and coming soon to The United Kingdom. On the day of my visit they offered a great variety of fish, shrimp, lobster that are served in a variety of ways. Again this place is very casual, order at the counter, pay, grab a beverage and number and then seat yourself kind of place.

I decided I’d try the The Grilled Fish Bowl with daily fish (salmon $2.00 extra), seasoned rice, herb sauce and hand picked salad ($13.00 + $2 for salmon).

It’s a nice big piece of salmon that was browned.

It’s slightly over cooked.

Here’s a close up. As soon as I saw the albumin (white protein) pushed out of muscle fibers I knew the fish was over cooked…….That wasn’t the biggest problem. I am undecided if this fish was spoiled or very close to being spoiled. (I wish it went to salmon else…….(excuse bad pun). I can tell you that it had a strong fish taste. Me and my husband couldn’t eat it. I wanted to tell someone about the fish…..But it’s a casual fast food type place here. During that time they had a line going to the counter and I thought if I brought up my bowl with smelly fish all the customers in line would leave and the people working at Slapfish might spit on the new plate of food that they would have to make me. Of course I don’t know if the cooks would get mad and act that way but I’ve worked in several restaurants and do know it takes next to nothing for a cook to flip out sometimes.

That said for the most part most things we tried faired well.

Except for the fish the rest of my bowl was delicious. I received a very nice fresh salad with fresh cut cucumber, carrots, radishes, a sweet tomato and honey lime dressing. The chewy short grain rice was seasoned nice and was topped with a yummy herb sauce. I would have loved this bowl if the fish was ok.

We also shared the Cold Pickles ($4.00).

Also the Natural Cut Fries ($4.00).

We both enjoyed the pickles. They seemed light and refreshing. My husband liked the fries but I was a little put off by the powdery texture. I thought the fries were slightly dry and not too potato-ee tasting like Burger King Fries.

My husband tried a Shrimp Burrito ($11.00).

He said his shrimp were fresh and were moist and not dried out. This burrito is different and is filled with rice, fries, salsa and pickled onion. He thought the burrito was seasoned nicely but also added he thought the tortilla was on the dry side. Neither of us were found of the chips and salsa.

Average pricing run around $12.00 a plate. Expect to pay extra for upgrading the fish, a side and a beverage. (About $20.00 per person or more)

Such a great idea for a restaurant but Cod be better……..(excuse bad pun)

www.SLAPFISHRESTAURANT.com

1/2 a Fork…

My first visit was Hit and Miss.

The Forking Truth is that EVERYTHING is Subject to change and your experience may or may not differ.

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