Chips Ahoy was a forking 1956 Disney Film featuring Donald Duck and co-staring Chip and Dale. I don’t know if they have anything to do with the Nabisco Cookie but thought that was interesting.

According to Wikipedia Nabisco Chips Ahoy Cookies debuted in 1963 and are the second best selling packaged cookies in the United States just after Forking Oreos. Also according to old comic strips that used to be on the package Chips Ahoy Cookies have 16 Chocolate Chips in each Cookie.

When I was a kid I only remember one flavor of Chips Ahoy Cookies, and didn’t eat them and still don’t but my sister did.

Today the flavor that I forking remember is called “Original” That bag of cookies wasn’t forking called “Original” was I was a kid it was just the only normal forking flavor they made.

But since that cookie sells so well they need to make another FORKING DOZEN kinds of this cookie.

Chewy

Chewy Reeses

Reeses

Chunky

Chewy Oreo Cream Filled (WTFork?)

Chewy Birthday Frosting filled (WTFork Fork!)

Chewy Gooey (looks like a day for Ammonium A.D.) Just look at that word gooey doesn’t it look like something a dog can forking squirt out?

Chewy Brownie filled (this one looks constipated)

Chewy Root Beer Float (someone must have been on weed to think of this flavor)

Chewy Mocha Chunk (Mocha is my least favorite flavor…)

Dulce de Leche (doesn’t look as forking awful as the previous ones)

Chewy Mint Chocolate Chip (?)

According to Wikipedia Nabisco produced a Chips Ahoy in Jell-o Chips Ahoy Pudding . (WTFork!)

This ship is Forking Wrecked!