Food manufacturers get forking sued because they put things on their labels that isn’t forking true and the other problem is that they don’t tell you what’s actually in the product.

According to Top Class Actions Diamond Foods labeled several varieties of their Kettle Tias Tortilla Chips as “All Natural” although they contain the synthetic Maltodextrin and Dextrose.

The FDA has no definition of what is  forking “natural” according to naturalnews.com.

Tropicana markets it’s orange juice as “Fresh from the Grove” “Great tasting 100% Juice” BUT THE FORKING TRUTH is that it’s heavily processed with added chemically engineered flavor packs.

Besides no longer going snap, crackle and POP! No forking person would ever guess that this forking box of Rice Krispies has unidentified animal in it that’s possibly liver or kidneys in this box of cereal. I forking purchased this box and noticed it didn’t have any mark for dairy or kosher or vegetarian so I thought that was odd and I read the ingredients and nothing seemed unknown at all. I forking called up Kellogg’s myself and asked them if the cereal was vegetarian. I was told the Riboflavin was sourced from an unidentified animal. I looked up riboflavin and found out it comes from Livers or Kidneys from animals.

Uncertified V for vegan and uncertified K for Kosher appear on food packaging. I was told it’s legal for manufacturers to do so. The Gelatin box below has an uncertified K and is not kosher although the misguided or forking stupid manufacturer believes the product is kosher.

 

 

Pork can never be forking kosher.

Maybe some day someone will chemically change forking lumps of poop into meatloaf  and tell you it’s not poop. How the fork would THAT go over?

Certified Vegan and Vegetarian Symbols.

Certified Kosher Symbols.

If you purchased processed bread and baked goods you might be purchasing L-Cysteine. Anything made with common L-cysteine also not Halal, Not vegetarian, Not Vegan and Not Kosher.

I wrote about FORKING L-Cysteine a few post back. It’s crazy that people would use such a thing.  I do understand it’s possible that it might be needed in certain countries that are very poor where people are starving but it shouldn’t show up in the United States.

The one that I can’t get the fork over…..is another WTFork.

If it’s listed on your food label it’s listed as “Natural Flavor” and that’s because IT IS natural flavor but what they don’t tell you is that it is called Castoreum. It’s the secretion from the castor sacs of beavers. It’s the scent gland located by the beaver’s anus and the very strong scented liquid gets mixed with beaver urine and most of it’s food use is for flavoring vanilla, strawberry or raspberry items. Only a trace amount is needed. I have no FORKING idea why someone would want to eat castoreum and why the FORK that person would think other people would want to eat it.

Packages that are marked Vegan, Vegetarian or kosher don’t contain castoreum.

It doesn’t forking matter if you read the label. Your Food Might Not Be What You Forking Think It Is!