There is always new, forking weird and different food out there. They must make a new flavor of Oreos every week because every forking week there is a new flavor on the shelf. What flavor is Halloween? Bone flavored? Ghost flavored. Bat dropping flavored? What forking flavor is Halloween any who? Who? Who?

These cup cake toppers are kind of cute. I’d totally purchase these for kids

Cool possibly old recycled forking candy corn on hostess cup cakes.

Three flavors of Peeps, pumpkin spice, caramel apple and candy corn.

3MuskeFEARS….HAha…….!              Good One!

Peeps Chocolate Mousse cats…..Should have been Chocolate Mousse Moose…

Mint Chocolate Chip cookies might taste good but these look forking weird.

Miso and easy…sounds like a couple of forking prostitutes.

I can’t imagine watermelon in my yogurt.

I think of rotting leaves when I think of autumn why the fork would I want a cake that taste like rotten leaves.

This cake and frosting are Halloween Flavored. What the fork does that mean? Old Pumpkin? Candy corn? Ghost flavored?

Coffee candy bars….COUCH-E Candy bars….COUCH!

Now we have Chokeberry tea…. doesn’t sound good.

Holy FORK….Atomic Frog Balls! Wonder if these make you croak?

Always something new weird or different out there. I never know what the fork I’ll see next.

 

Thomas (FORKING) Limited Edition Banana Bread English Muffins..? Not sure about these unless you only want butter, cream cheese or peanut butter on them. I think they’d be forking gross as a breakfast sandwich.

Thomas also makes Limited Edition (FORKING) Maple French Toast Bagels. I can see more uses for these but this limited edition thing seems forking funny to me. Limited edition used to mean something you’d collect. Maybe these forking lumps of dough just collect in your stomach.

Forking Limited Edition Birthday Cake Pop-tarts to celebrate over 50 years of Pop-tarts! Maybe a forking Ben-Gay flavored one will be coming out next.

Forking Birthday Cake Flavored M&M’s. These are FORKING GROSS to me! I purchased some last year and tossed them out. Maybe they are forking flavored from thrown out old rained on birthday cakes….you know the cake that Donna Summer sang about way back in 1978.  Might have forking been THAT cake.     “Someone left a cake out in the rain”……

Lay’s Wavy Milk Chocolate Potato Chips are actually good. They’d be forking great with ice-cream. They have a thin crisp center that’s surrounded by melty chocolate that doesn’t seem forking waxy with little crisp chunks of salt to tickle your tongue with this pleasurable fun little crunch. I never seem these before but I noticed my small bag that I got at full price was   FORKING expired. In the upper right hand corner of the forking bag it reads guaranteed Fresh. Well they didn’t spoil yet so they forking win on that one.

St. Paddy’s Day Chocolate Lucky Charms. Nobody makes forking Ground Hog’s day limited edition cereals but I guess St. Paddy’s Day is OK. Guess forking corned beef and cabbage flavored wouldn’t be as forking popular for Lucky Charms.

More St. Paddy’s Day Lucky Charms because original and chocolate forking  flavors is not enough.

I thought the forking weirdest food I saw were these limited edition cranberry and sage Triscuit crackers. I’m guessing they might be forking Thanksgiving leftovers.  They might be good with some forking turkey salad on them?

I don’t forking know what I’ll see next!