There is always something NEW, Weird, DifFerent or Special Edition in the food world out there and I never know what I’ll come across when I go out to a store. Here is Nonni’s Gingerbread Biscotti. A true Biscotti is made without butter and oil and is very hard and not so pleasant to eat unless you dunk it in coffee. True Biscotti are biscuits and are not cookies but are turned into  cookies with the use of butter or oil and then they are just Biscotti style cookies. The Gingerbread Biscotti is a fun flavor this time of year.

Apple flavored Wafer Cookies and Coconut Almond Mocha Biscotti…..Now those are really different!

East African Inspired Tomato Lentil Berbere Teff Carackers sure sound amazing….but I get let down most times when I purchase something unusual in flavor so I didn’t purchase these crackers but they sure do sound interesting and healthy.

Herr’s Brand Ketchup flavored Potato Chips….I like Ketchup and Potato Chips but would never dream of putting the to together unless I was on some sort of weird drug I imagine. WTFork….who puts ketchup on a potato chip.

Here’s Lay’s Tapatio and Lime Flavored Potato Chips. If you like Mexican Tapatio Sauce and Lime  couldn’t you just sprinkle fresh lime and Tapatio Sauce on your forking potato chips instead of purchasing flavored chips?

Ruffles Brand Queso flavored Chips….Queso translates to cheese….but sounds more exotic.

Maple Roastee Marshmallows…???????

RedNeck Cafe Bacon Hot Chocolate ………..Oink!

Salsa is turning Japanese here…..I really think so…….WTFork do I put this on?……

Kimchi Salsa…?……….. WTFork??????? ……..Fermented cabbage in my salsa??????

Sriracha Sour Kraut?????? ……That might?……. be good…sometimes sour kraut is too sour and some Sriracha sauces are a little sweet….it might work…..

Sriracha hummus…….that’s not tradition…but it’s a maybe….because peanut butter taste good with Sriracha…(woah! million dollar idea…)…..and sesame seed butter (tehini) is sort of similar….it could work..?

Hope Brand Sriracha Hummus….I HOPE it’s good!

Now Porcini Rosemary Potato Chips actually sound delicious……

Texas Pete Hot Sauce Herr’s Potato Chips…..Ummm?

Naked Crunchy Kale with Vegan Cheese and Vampire Killer with Sunflower Seed and Vegan Cheese………….To me……something called Vampire Killer sounds like full of GARLIC………and NOT   Sunflower Seeds and Vegan Cheese….sorry Brad….I just have to tell it the way I see it.

WTFORK is this?

Ice-Cream Sprinkles for Bread? This stuff seems so strange…… Well that is what I thought…..I looked this one up on the web and found out that this is a Dutch Staple for a snack between Breakfast and Lunch. The Dutch call the sprinkles “hailstorm” They take a slice of bread and spread on margarine (ick) or butter and then sprinkle the bread with Hailstorm. Here in the good old USA we do also have different regional names for sprinkles. In the East sprinkles as known as Jimmies…..Down South sprinkles are called Twinkle Coat…….Just like here the sprinkles do also come in chocolate.

But I am humbled and proud to announce I found something …

NEW

and

FORKING

Cool!

Star Trek 50th Golden Anniversary Ale!

And that was the NEW, the weird, DiFferent and Special Edition Foods out there for November 2016

I just never know what I’ll see when I go to the store who knows what I’ll see next.

The Forking Truth

There is always something new, weird, different or special edition out there in the markets. I never know what I will see. Here is Velveeta cheese-like products. in some sort of grilled-like cheese and some sort of Mexican Inspired Cheese-like bite. This is the kind of food that you eat when you hit rock bottom and don’t care if you see the next day. I can’t imagine eating this unless I lost all hope or committed a crime and was in prison. The cheese even looks like it’s forking weeping or vomiting.

Deep fried Twinkies in the Frozen Food Department. I never even ate a Twinkie when I was a child. I know the filling is whipped cow fat, mixed with lots of chemicals and sugar. They just always grossed me out.  Just forking look at the box. I just can’t get my eyes off the box. Looks like the Twinkie on the left is farting a marshmallow and the Twinkie on the right is doing a number 2.

Here is something from the snack food area called Pasta Bow Ties in Meatball Parm Flavor. How can they forking taste like meatballs if they don’t have meat in them. This snack is vegetarian and I actually purchased it. The bow shape puffs are hollow and taste just like pizza. Not too forking bad…They are tasty. They don’t taste like meatballs and really do taste like pizza so it’s an unexpected win.

Spicy Sriracha Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. How the Fork can you live without something forking Sriracha flavored in your forking day?

Even the Vegans can get a taste of Sriracha in their mayonnaise if they are too forking lazy to add Sriracha to mayonnaise themselves.

Sriracha Horseradish Sauce…….?  Sriracha with Horseradish….that sounds harsh tasting to me…..

Forking Sriracha Sauce in your Beans. …..How hard is it to just squirt Sriracha in your beans if you want Sriracha flavored beans???

Cranberry Horseradish Sauce….and of course how can the world still spin without Sriracha Mustard?

Salted Caramel English Muffins…I can’t imagine them ….I certain they won’t be sweet enough for dessert and are certainly not savory enough for breakfast foods….I would serve these to house guest that are outstaying their welcome with me.

Bitter Nuts……I don’t remember coming across these before so they are new to me but still unknown because Bitter nuts don’t sound delicious to me.

Slim Jim meat stick in NEW Flavors of America..?….Buffalo, Philly Cheese Steak and Cali Taco.

Eggplant Preserves with Walnuts…..I don’t recall seeing this one before. Now these sound like they could be tasty even though sometimes walnuts are too bitter for me.

I didn’t know what Jallab was so I looked it up and on Wikipedia it states that Jallab is popular drink in some parts of the Middle East. It might be made of carob, dates, molasses and rose water. The drink might come with ice and be topped with floating pine nuts and raisins.

New Oreos…….. here are thin Chocolate filled with Chocolate!

Found Cauliflower Rice..No it’s not rice…It’s broken down Cauliflower that some genius is selling as Cauliflower Rice.

WTF is this?

Cauliflower Cauliettes? It’s forking Cauliflower Rice.

Looks like smashed, broken  cauliflower in a bag to me. Guess the vegetable people make money off the broken parts of cauliflower and come out with lots of fun names to call it.

And if think Cauliflower Rice or Cauliettes was bad here is something worse.

This one is….FORKED UP!

Forking Broccoli Clovers.

WTFork is a forking Broccoli Clover?

Oh it’s just sliced Broccoli Stems that some lucky genius bagged and sells them as Broccoli Clovers.

That was New, Forking Weird, Different and Special Edition Foods for October 2016. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and never know what I’ll see next.

The Forking Truth

There is a whole world of new, different, WEIRD and special edition foods out there. I never know what I’ll come across when I hit the stores. Here is Next of Kin Wine by Xanadu. What an unusual name for a bottle of wine. Maybe these would make great Holiday Gifts for my Next of Kin?

Pillsbury Cheesy Spicy Buffalo Bread. This might actually be tasty but I haven’t tried it so I don’t know. It says it’s made with real cheese on the package. That is whey forking better than artificial fake cheese product isn’t it?

Buttered Popcorn Mike and Ike Jelly Candy….? Might be fun to eat in the movies if you can still handle all that sugar and if your teeth are still in good shape.

I came across Crispy Tangerines that are 100% just fruit. I love tangerines so I thought I’d enjoy this healthy treat. WOW they are sour….ICK!……They somehow managed to suck out all the sweetness from tangerines. Glad I didn’t buy the large multi pack.

Chips Ahoy Cookies are Thin Now. Great! Same price and less forking cookie.

Now Tuna Fish comes in forking weird flavors. How about Hot Buffalo Tuna, Sweet Honey BBQ Tuna and Forking Bacon Ranch. Package says Kid’s Creations…did kids actually come up with these flavors…I don’t know.

This wine is called “If you see Kay” say that four times real fast and your spelling out a naughty word.

Blue Corn Taco Shells. Pretty cool…I bought these……..

Here’s Buck Wild Korean BBQ Tortilla Chips. This is when Fusion becomes confusion for me. WTFork do I put on these chips? Korean  BBQ Tortilla Chips with Salsa? Korean BBQ Chips with Guacamole and Sour Cream? Korean BBQ Tortilla Chips with Kimchi? Oh I know what to use….That Sriracha Salsa from last month’s Weird Foods Out There.

Oreo is trying to push forking Swedish Fish Flavored Oreos on us now.

S’More’s should be fire roasted marshmallows with chocolate and graham crackers…I just hope they don’t taste like coffee.

Klondike the Eskimo Pie people are now making candy….looks like flavored chewy candy that forking sticks to your teeth.

Speaking of Fish…….Some new different weird and strange Goldfish Crackers are out now. Chocolate Mint Pretzel, Strawberry Shortcake, and Pink Cheddar. …….Excuse me…

The New Goldfish Crackers might seem appealing to some but honestly my stomach is upset now just thinking about these flavors.

I think the next one is pretty FORKED UP!

This one is….FORKED UP!

WTFork kind of Chocolate is this?

Shtix?

Does this chocolate give you the Shtix?

Is looks like exploding chocolate…..

Will it give me exploding problems if I eat it?

It FORKING made from Shtix?

Is it a weapon?

Shtix……..LOL

The Shtix doesn’t sound appetizing or fun 🙁

Is this a joke candy for Halloween?

That was the New, Weird , Different and Special Editions for September.

I don’t know what I’ll see next but hold on to your seat…..The Reign of Pumpkin Spice might be on it’s Way!

The Forking Truth

There is always something “new” “WIERD” or “different” out there. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. I never seen Elysian Space Dust IPA before. To me it doesn’t look appetizing. It looks like  Little Sprout

Green Giant Canned and Frozen Vegetables….went out of business some time ago because they were purchased by another company.

from the Green Giant canned and Frozen Vegetables forking throwing up. Who the fork wants to drink sparkly threw up from a little weird looking anthropomorphic green sprout.

Here are forking Sriracha Peanuts. Everything is Forking Sriracha flavored now.

Here are assorted fruit flavored marshmallows…….Eat too many of them and YOU can fart a rainbow!

Banana Bagels…oy vey …these bagels would taste forking terrible with smoked fish or eggs.

Cheetos Crunchy Wild Habanero junk food. The bag makes them look like all fun and games……till you rub your eyes with the orange Wild Habanero Dust residue.

Rosemary Truffle Popcorn sounds forking tasty.

Nori Sesame Popcorn also sounds forking tasty to me.

Sriracha salsa also just doesn’t seem right to me because Sriracha and Salsa don’t taste the same. This one is weird to me. It’s like mixing Thai Food with Mexican Food….OH……dah…….. it is actually mixing Thai Food with Mexican Food…

Sriracha Taco Sauce is also weird to me for the same reasons I just mentioned. WTFork?

Here’s Sriracha Roasted Cashews….because you don’t really want to forking eat cashews. You really only forking want to suck down a bottles of Sriracha all day long. Every forking thing you can imagine is forking Sriracha flavored except for forking Oreos. …….so far…

And how can life go on without a new forking flavor of Oreo Cookies. Here is Artificially Flavored Blueberry Pie for your guilty pleasure. (p.s……Look at the cookie with that blue filling….it looks like a forking toothpaste filled cookie to me)

Blueberry Chocolate is new and possibly delicious????? But it says on the package with other natural flavors….WTFork….what other natural flavors??????? snot, pig ears….glands of beaver? I don’t want to know.

The next one is pretty forked up but in a different scary way…….

Who the FORK in America is going to buy bottled water from Mexico? We love Mexican Food but they always tell Americans not to drink the water from Mexico don’t they….So why the FORK are we going to buy Mexican water unless someone wants a date with the toilet. Just look at the illustration on the box. That woman might be puking from her own water.

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT and Special Editions for August.

I don’t know WTFork I’ll see next but you can bet the Pumpkin Spice will be rolling out!

The Forking Truth

There is always “new” “WEIRD” or “Special Edition” Cereal out there on the grocer’s shelf and I never know what I’ll come across. Saw Froot Loops with Fruity Shaped Marshmallows. Maybe it makes the kids think they are having candy in the cereal. I guess they are!

Here’s “NEW” Frosted Flakes with forking marshmallows. If they can’t think up a new cereal they just add forking marshmallows to it.

Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles too.

Rice Krispies Treats…?….That’s cereal mixed with forking marshmallows.

Limited Edition Home Run Crunch! Well baseball season is coming soon! Is this a home run with you?

Caramel Popcorn Crunch?…… Doesn’t look like popcorn…….t don’t forking know if it sticks to your teeth like real caramel popcorn.

Limited edition Orange Cream Pop Crunch?????? Well this cereal is very original and feels like summer.

Froot Loops Bloopers….I get it….Haha so funny!

They made a mistake (blooper) and the cereal is messed up in shapes instead of the normal loops and your forking buying  forking REJECTS  at full price! GENIUS! Brilliant IDEA!

Those were the Limited, New and Special Edition Cereals I saw this Summer and I don’t know what I’ll come across next.

The Forking Truth

There is ALWAYS something New, Different or WEIRD out there. I never know what I’ll see when I hit the stores. Here is some WOWBUTTER. If you look at the label you can read it says it’s safe to bring to school. It’s forking sad that children aren’t allowed to bring peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to school anymore and have to bring a fake peanut butter like product. This jar of WOWBUTTER is really forking soybean butter. I love peanut butter. I also really enjoyed it as a child. I don’t think any children I went to school with had peanut allergies back then. I don’t know why children are allergic to peanuts these days…

Thomas English Muffins in Blueberry are new! Says that on the package! That’s a good flavor for a muffin. Why didn’t they think of that before? I also noticed Banana Bread Flavored Limited Edition Muffins below.

Frozen Fried Ice Cream…Isn’t the point of Fried Ice Cream to taste it just fried? You don’t want it fried and frozen again. This one is forked up. Sorry Koger not well thought out.

Key Lime is everywhere these days. Key Lime is getting up there with Sriracha flavored things. Here are Key Lime Ice Cream Sandwiches. I might forking buy these some day. They look scrumptious.

More Key Lime that promise to be cooler than ever?????

Hummus ingredients to add to beans

Triscuit Crackers are now forking Sriracha Flavored

I never thought I would ever come across Vegetarian Squid Balls

I also never dreamed I’d ever come across Mexican Pastrami……Oy…Carumba

Eggplant, spinach, carrot and lemon Puree..?WTFork do you do with that…Squirt it on your plate? Gee if I give them out on Halloween I might come into harms way.

More forking vegetable puree. This one is Pureed Zucchini, tomato, roasted red peppers. Maybe this is food for toothless people or unfortunate people that were involved in car accidents. I just don’t forking know.

Never seen striped bell peppers before. They are so beautiful.

If Oreo can’t come up with a new flavor they just put an old flavor in a new shape.

WTFork is this thing below?????

Forking Cotton Candy Blue Balls in a Jar?

Sweet and Crunchy BLUE BALLS in a jar?

WTFork is that?

That’s Forked up!

Well that’s some some of the New Weird and Different Foods I saw out there. I never know WTFork I’ll see next.

The Forking Truth

There is always something “new” “weird” or “different” out there. I never know what I’ll come across when I enter a store.  I saw something that I thought was new and unusual, it was called Milk Magic. This looked like clear straws that contain flavored candy balls to change the flavor of milk. I think that’s weird but maybe if I was still a child maybe I would like it?

Vlasic is a well known American Pickle Company. This jar is called BOLD Sriracha Topper. It’s broken pickles a jar mixed with Sriracha? -Different and New!

Quinoa Chips that are Sriracha Flavored.

And if your not into Quinoa you can forking have Lentil Chips that are Sriracha Flavored!

If your not into Sriracha Flavored Chips they also make a strange combination of Hummus Tomato Basil….This combo sounds forked up to me……

Holy Moly how could we have survived without Maple Bacon laced Cashews.

Minion Pure Growth Sea Salt Pretzels are new.

Never heard of Caciotta Cheese. It’s from Italy with Italian Chili Peppers. Now that’s different and new to me.

Sriracha Ranch Dressing….This should not surprise anyone. Sriracha is the new everything here.

Move the fork over Sriracha. The Reign of Gochujang has just began.

Popped Rice Cluster snacks by Soy Vay……These sound tasty but it’s only a handful of food in the bag for $3.99…..oy vey!

Panera Bread Dressing. This surprises me. Panera Bread is a budget restaurant chain that makes fresh baked bread. Why don’t I see Panera Bread for sale instead of Panera salad dressing.

Not a bad snack but it’s for people too stupid to pack up their own food. A month’s worth of pretzels that size and mustard would cost around $5.00 if you pack it yourself or you can be stupid and spend around $22.00 for them to pack it. I hate when companies make this sort of thing. People spend more money than they need to and It makes so much more trash than this world needs.

Spicy Guacamole Potato chips are different…sort of

Mac N Cheezy filled Pasta that looks like sea rays. Now that is kind of weird and different but fun! They look like they might taste good in tomato soup?

Everybody else in the whole wide world is doing Key Lime Pie and Oreo’s finally put out their forking spin on it.

Chewy pumpkin mango might be a treat but here it is for DOGS! I think that is forking weird….

I know this dog.

Would never forking eat a mango.

Almost everyone likes chocolate.

How about Chocolate with forking EDAMAME in it? I would never think of putting edamame in my forking chocolate. That one is Forking Weird!

Orange, chocolate and Beet Cookies….?…..They sound sort of healthy…..don’t know if they can taste good.

Apple Banana sauce sounds fun but why the forking minions on the box?

Who the fork would dream up apple zucchini yogurt for a baby? Sounds like punishment to me. I would never want to eat apple zucchini yogurt or even feel like afflicting someone with it.

There is always something New, Weird or Different out there. I never know WTFork I’ll come across next.

The Forking Truth!