Category Archives: Weird Forking Foods out There

New Different and Weird Food Out There May 2016

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There is always something “new” “WIERD or “different” out there and I never know WTFork I’ll see. Here are Popchips. They aren’t new but I never seen them in these flavors all in Star Wars packaging.

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Organic Sprouted Khorasan Flour sounds very healthy and is new to me.

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Don’t remember coming across Black Edamame before?

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Cooking Light is a popular American Magazine. Since when do magazines make frozen food?

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Jack Daniel’s makes more than Whiskey.

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A Mayonnaise like product by the Mayonnaise people ???

It says at the forking bottom of the bottle “Carefully Crafted” does that mean their other products are just “forking slapped together?”

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Frozen white bread with hazelnut chocolate spread. Just grab from your freezer and wait for it to thaw. For when your too tired to put forking spread on a sandwich yourself.

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Caramelized Onion and Bacon Ketchup might have some appeal to some people but how can they say it has bacon in it when it doesn’t????? (It’s very hard to see but if you look above the “P” in Ketchup you will see a U in a circle that means no pork so that means no bacon)

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Salsa flavored Almonds seems weird darn weird to me….wtfork am I suppose to do with this? Put them on my tacos?

The item is with the food so I thought it fits right the fork in.

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Crest one of the leading manufacturers of Tooth Paste in America makes a Be Adventurous line of tooth paste. This flavor is Chocolate Trek.

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Black Truffle Chips that actually have mushrooms and truffle in them. (insert angels singing)

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Popped Bean Chips? Didn’t forking know that you could pop a bean?

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Chocolate Covered Jelly Bananas….?

This one sounds weird to me.

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Candy called Hamburger  Speck???? Not sure what that means? Does it look like Speck Ham? Is it flavored like forking hamburgers?

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Artichoke and Quinoa Dip sounds pretty weird…. Artichoke Piquillo Hummus Dip is new to me…

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And there’s always new forking Oreo Cookies for you (not me). Here’s S’mores with artificial Graham.

Here’s the New, Weird, Different and Limited Edition Foods I forking saw Recently. There is always something new, weird or different out there. I never know WTFork I’ll see when I’m out there.

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New, Weird or Forking Different Foods Out There – April 2016

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There is always new, weird or different food out there and I never know WTFork I’ll see at the stores. Here is some kind of build a flavor Key Lime Pie Gum.

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Hot Cocoa Chips Ahoy Cookies.

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Interesting varieties of Dessert Flavor Lindt Chocolate Bars.

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Brookside Mango-Mangosteen Flavors.

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Peppermint yogurt?…..I almost picked this one up because I love mint.  I saw you had to add cookies to it so I left it on the shelf because I like my desserts full strength and not soured and thinned down with forking yogurt.

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Key Lime Cookies.

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Excuse the POOR photo but MORE Key Lime Cookies

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Coconut chips in Sriracha and Wasabi flavors. That’s kind of weird to me and I like all those flavors.

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Key Lime Pie marshmallows? ……..Guess I might have to forking write a part two to Key Lime is the new chocolate.

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Bacon Egg and Cheese already in your Breakfast Sausage ???? And other flavors.

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Isn’t a forking apple chip safe from being FORKED UP?

Forking Birthday Cake Apple Chips. Who the fork wants Birthday Cake flavored Apple Chips?

Now that takes the cake.

Now that was New, Weird, Different or Special Edition Foods I saw in April 2016.

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Forking New, Weird, Different and Special Edition Cereals Out There April 2016

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There are always new, weird, different and special edition cereals on the shelf at the stores. I never know WTFork I’ll see. Here is finding Dory Cereal. I never forking heard of Dory but the box is cute. I would try this if I was a kid.

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Here is Marvel the Avengers Cereal. I think this is the same forking cereal as the Finding Dory Cereal just in a different box. The cereal looks very similar.

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This one is either Ice Cream Pebbles or is it Pebbles Rainbow Sherbet? Where is the Forking Pebbles character any who?

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A variety of Mini Wheats stuffed with fruit and topped with frosting. This one sounds tasty to me but I doubt I’ll try it.

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Odd picture for a box of cereal. It looks like either the Penguins are praying for you or the Penguins are forking daring you to eat this cereal.

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The Panda is kind of cute but that forking cereal looks like a forking bowl of panda turds.

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Doesn’t that Shrek Cereal look like forking Fruit Loops?

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A marshmallow graham cereal called Smorz. It’s all fun and games till the kids get out the matches to make the marshmallow sandwiches unsupervised.

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Is it me or does that Leprechaun forking look like he’s on speed and farting a rainbow.

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I don’t know WTFork this is about. Go diego Go cereal forking sounds like Diego is forking constipated or something.

There is always something new, weird, limited edition or different. I never know WTFORK I’ll see next. Let’s see what I see next time.

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Today it seemed the world turned SRIRACHA Flavored

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There is a whole world of Sriracha out there.

Sriracha is a type of hot sauce made from chili peppers and is named after the coastal city of Si Racha in Eastern Thailand.

I went to the store and it seemed the world turned Sriracha Flavored.

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The two bottles on the left are Sriracha Mayo

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Tabasco sauce is now Sriracha Style

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German Mustard is now Sriracha??????

Ach du Lieber!

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Cheez It Crackers are now Sriracha

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I thought Smoking Sriracha Coconut Chips are Pretty Darn Weird!

Then I forking see something similar in another brand.

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Sweet Baby Ray’s Wing Sauce is now Sriracha

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Sriracha Ketchup by the most popular Sriracha Company in America (Huy Fong Foods INC.)

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Sriracha Ketchup by North America’s most popular Ketchup Company. (Heinz)

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Sriracha Popcorn

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Veggie Straws that are Sriracha Flavored

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Sriracha Peas

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Some sort of Sriracha Sauce that isn’t red.

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How could this forking sauce be forking called “just Mayo” if it’s forking Sriracha Flavored?

I don’t forking know if the next on is the most forked up or if the last one is the most forked up.

The next two are both WTFORKS!

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Momma Mia this is FORKED UP!

Mia’s Kitchen  AUTHENTIC????????

Forking Pasta sauce with——

Sriracha.

This next one is a WTFork too!

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Sriracha Mango Greek Yogurt!

Now that is FORKED up!

Now that is FORKED up!

When I go out to the stores I never know wtfork I’m going to come across. Today it seemed the world turned Sriracha Flavored.

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The Forking Truth

Just wait until the world meets Gochujang………..

New Forking Weird and Different Foods out There – March 2016

 

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There is always something “NEW” “Weird” or “Different” out there and I never know what I will come across. Saw an assortment of Emeril Corn Chips. One was “Bam” flavored.

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Saw Chi-Chi’s Drinks. Chi-Chi’s used to be a popular American Mexican Restaurant Chain. I was surprised to come across anything made by Chi-Chi’s because all there restaurants in North America have been closed for a few decades now due to contaminated green onions they served that cause death and illness to customers.

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Tomato Jam?

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Key Lime filled chocolates from Latvia.

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Everything Cracker Sandwiches sound tasty but are they?

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Forking Limited Edition Thomas Maple French Toast Muffins might be forking tasty?

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Forking weird food is made for dogs.

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Malted Barley Dog Treats?

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Every time I go to the super market I either see a new flavor of Oreo’s or the Oreo in a form or shape I haven’t seen before. Here are Oreo flavored and what look like are FILLED Churros.

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Here Oreo Creme invaded Chips Ahoy Cookies.

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When you are too forking lazy to heat up some oatmeal you can have it already added to your yogurt for you.

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Bourbon Barbecue Chicken Pringles? These sound interesting? But I’ve been burnt on too weird flavors I decided to try so I left them on the shelf.

Now here is a WTFork

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Well I think this is a WTFORK!

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FORKING FRUIT FLAVORED CHEESE!

Now that is FORKED up!

Now that is FORKED up!

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2016 Easter Edition Treats

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(Apologies if any of the photos are sideways or upside down. Some people see the photo correctly and some do not. Working on problem.)

I always see something different and I never know WTFork I’ll see. I saw a bunch of interesting new stuff this year for the Easter Holiday.

At my local HomeGoods Store I saw these beautiful very large Easter eggs. You can’t tell by looking at the photo but these eggs were around two feet tall. I saw two of them.

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HomeGoods was charging $40.00 for these hand decorated eggs.

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The M&M is wearing bunny ears so this forking bag of strawberry shortcake M&M’s are meant for Easter.

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Carrot cake Hershey’s kisses. That is something new and different!

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Easter Sundae M&M’s….Haha….I get it…Easter Sunday…..

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Mystery Flavor Peeps????? Don’t know about that one….

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Reester Bunnies (LOL)

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BIG Reeses’s Eggs ….(if you eat one of them your butt will forking inflate)

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Lindt Chocolate Chicks or Ducks?

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A BIG Twix Egg…..(that one looks like a forking turd….if someone gave that to me I wouldn’t eat it.)

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And of course it couldn’t be Easter without a Bunny that forking POOPS Jelly Beans.

Happy Forking Easter Everyone !

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Forking New Weird Different and Special Edition Cereal Out There March 2016

 

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Every time I go to the stores I always see some new different or weird cereals. I never know what I will see. Here are some of the cereals I came across.

Minions cereal…..Why the Fork would I want to eat a Minion?…..Apparently Minions are forking banana berry flavored in this box anyway.

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Peanut Butter Multi Grain Cheerios is new to me. I wonder why the Cheerios are different colors? Isn’t peanut Butter one color?

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Some kind of Frozen Cereal that isn’t forking frozen.

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Shredded Wheat with forking lumps of granola in it.

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Dora Explorer Cereal? WTFork is that?  Little girls floating in your cereal bowl? That’s horrible. We have too many no-gooders out there doing harm to people. This could be the start to   dastardly doings to the wrong minds. I could envision a gangster eating a bowl of cereal like this.

Lots of Cereal out there has gone Star Wars Style.

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Reese’s Puffs and Cookie Crisp

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Star Wars Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Forked up Fruit Loops called Bloopers.

When the loop accidentally gets over-filled it’s no longer a loop it is a blooper.

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Caramel Crunch Superman Inspired Cereal.

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Batman Chocolate Strawberry Cereal sounds almost cool. Somehow I can’t imagine Batman doing Forking Chocolate Strawberry Cereal. The cereal people got that one wrong. Sorry but Batman has to be something far cooler like menthol mint or hotter like “Smoking Jalapeño” cereal. Now that smoking jalapeño might be Batman….NOT forking chocolate strawberry.

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Crunchy Flax….Never heard of that one but it sounds forking healthy and it’s gluten free!

Looks like rabbit food with all them little kibbles or pellets.

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This one must be a leftover from Halloween. The box is kind of frightening to look at and the cereal looks horrid to me with orange coloring and loose brown filling.

Look at the sign on the left side of the box. Without my forking glasses on it looks like the sign reads orange color chocolate COCKROACHES!

These were some of the New, Weird or Special Edition Cereals I forking saw out there. I never  know what I will see when I hit the stores. I don’t forking know WTFork I’ll see next!

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The Forking Truth

 

New Weird and Forking Different Food Out There February 2016

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The world is full of new different and weird foods out there. I never know what the fork I’m going to come across at the stores.

I came across these Key Lime Coconut Patties and decided I’d give them a try.

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The bottom and sides are enrobed in a thin coating of real not waxy chocolate. Despite the green food coloring this is a tasty treat and seemed natural tasting.

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I thought Grilled Bacon Cheeseburger Cheese was pretty forking weird. My husband didn’t believe such a thing would exist until I showed him the forking picture.

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You can always count on seeing new flavors of Oreo’s. Here is forking Red Velvet with Cream Cheese filling followed by forking Cinnamon Bun.

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Sorry I couldn’t get a good photo of this one but it is non-alcoholic apple beer. (WTFork would want to drink that?  Well they say an apple a day might keep the doctor away….

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Caramel Bugles? Are they forking sticky? Artificial burnt sugar flavor…No forking thank you.

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Sugar Free Coconut Cream and Peanut Butter Wafers.

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French Vanilla Cordial Cherries. I never saw that flavor before.

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Milk Chocolate Banana Cream Minion Eggs. Did you ever forking think you’d see these? I sure didn’t. These might look scary in a forking Easter Basket with them eyes looking at you.

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Forking McCafe Pumpkin Spice – (hope it’s better than the McFood)

This next one isn’t food but I saw this forking thing at the supermarket and I thought I was having some kind of forking hallucination.

I still can’t phantom such a thing exists.

Now that is FORKED up!

Now that is FORKED up!

WTFork,

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Yes FORKING CANDLES you forking stick in your ear for forking relaxation.

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Who the FORK is going to relax with a burning candle in their ear ready to drip and forking burn up all your hair with forking dripping HOT WAX on your ear, face and throat? This might be the craziest thing I’ve ever forking come across.

There is always something new, weird or different out there and I never know WTFork I’ll see.

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The Forking Truth

 

Forking New Weird and Different Food Out There January 2016

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There is always something new, different or weird out there in the markets and I never know what I’ll forking see.

I don’t go threw the frozen food section often but this Truffle Parmesan Mac & Cheese caught my forking attention. What’s with that backwards love name on the box. It seems forking demonic to me. Isn’t the forking opposite of love that other emotion called hate?

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First time I’ve forking seen Sriracha Flavored Frozen Food!

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They might be going too far here calling these tacos street tacos because everybody knows street tacos can only be purchased on the forking street.

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I forking think a new kind of Oreo Cookie hits the forking shelf every week. When they can’t think up a new flavor they just forking repackage the Oreo a different forking shape.

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Toasted Coconut Oreo’s do sound pretty yummy to me but they have forking artificial flavor added so I didn’t think I’d like them.

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Three different kinds of potatoes in one bag. The ingredients read- Potatoes, Vegetable Oil, (Sunflower, Corn or Canola), and Sea Salt. I purchased these and I think they are pretty good.

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Cheez-It Crackers that you are encouraged to FORKING PLAY With? Hope everyone washed their forking hands.

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Cheez-It Avengers…..I might be forking afraid to eat these…..

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Star Wars Cheez-Its……What the fork would Yoda say?

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Chipotle Agave Pickles notice the same flavor is in two forking different colors?

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Hot Sweet Thai Chili and Spicy Maple Bourbon Pickles…..(without bourbon I checked)

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Snickers is now forking crisper…guess the normal ones got forking soggy.

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I’ve never seen Blue Persian Salt before…..

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I never noticed these forking fruit and vegetable snacks before. It’s like forking baby food in a suck up bag for adults.

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Jelly Belly Star Wars Jelly Beans. What forking flavor are these?

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Strawberry Milk Chocolate M&M’s…not forking bad I tried these.

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These might not be new but I doubt they came from a Chili’s Restaurant.

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If you want Friday’s from your grocer’s freezer here it is.

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P.F. Chang’s is in your grocer’s freezer too!

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Boston Market …….

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Strawberry Rhubarb Fruit and Veggie Bars!

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Frozen Buffalo Flavored Cauliflower ….I wonder what that one might be like????

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The Forking Truth

 

Ho ho Ho Forking Christmas Food is out there

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What could be forking more merry than Red Velet Christmas tree cakes?

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Perhaps forking regular Christmas tree cakes?

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Run run as fast as you can to catch some Christmas Gingerbread Little Debbie’s

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I NEVER FORKING thought I’d see the day when I saw a forking thing like Christmas Dum-Dums.

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Some kind of forking weird Rudolf the red nose reindeer sucker.

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Oh my……

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Of course it isn’t forking Christmas  without forking Christmas Crunch!

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White Peppermint M&M’s

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Holiday Mint M&M’s

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Marshmallow Snowman’s don’t forking melt in Arizona.

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Forking Candy Cane Peeps

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That thing looks like a forking sponge in a forking box to me.

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This was on the shelf with the Christmas Candy. I think this is a forking leftover from Halloween. I would try one but didn’t feel like buying this forking bag.

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No Bake Jell-o and Yes Bake Duff’s Candy Cane Cake Mixes

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Ginger Family

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Gingerman that look like forking blobs

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Forking Reese’s fece’s Christmas Turds

Actual Turd

Actual Reese’s Turd

Ho ho ho Forking Christmas Food is out there!

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The Forking Truth