Monthly Archives: February 2015

Eating Commercial Bread can be Hairy & That’s The Forking Truth

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Forking HAIR in FOOD on Purpose.  WTFork!

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WTFork!

This is Forked Up!

This is Forked Up!

I read the Forking Above articles about FORKING L-cysteine.

According to most of the above articles you will usually find L-cysteine in most commercial bread and many forking commercial baked products.

L-cysteine is a dough conditioner to make forking baking a speedier process. You do need to know that sometimes FORKING L-cysteine is made in a laboratory but forking MOST of it comes from cheap human hair that’s picked off the floors from barber shops in China. One of articles I forking read said that some hair was removed from dead people in India for L-cysteine. That’s another WTFork!

The collected hair is dissolved in forking acid, goes threw processing and then is packaged and sold to mostly bread producers. WTFork!

Besides human hair other sources for forking L-cysteine are feathers and a few other assorted animal hair or hooves and petroleum byproducts. WTFork!

HERE’s To YOU all you bread manufactures to use that SH*T!

Not Worth a Fork

Not Worth a Fork

Your Bread is not worth a Fork! You forking Sick-Ohs!

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

Mascarpone Recipe

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Nothing is forking  easier to make than home made mascarpone cheese.

All you need is-

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cream, it should be heavy cream but you can do it with whipping cream too or a combination of the two. The store was giving away these creams so I did a combination of 2 pints heavy cream and 1 pint whipping cream. Whipping cream has about 7% less fat than heavy cream so it’s not a very big difference. The creams with the least amount of stabilizers will produce the highest quality cheese. For that reason you can never use the less expensive manufacturing cream. It has way to much forking stabilizers in it and can only be used for sauces. The only other ingredients I used where juice from one lemon and about a teaspoon of kosher salt.

You need to heat the cream and salt in a sauce pan and bring it slowly to a slow boil and let it go a few minutes. Then slowly add the fresh squeezed lemon juice, you might not need it all depending on how big or forking juicy your lemon is. You need the cream to thicken and to coat your spoon.

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Then you pour into a paper towel lined colander.

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Let drain over night.

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Peal away the paper towel.

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Now you have home made mascarpone cheese!

It was WHEY easier than you thought! Wasn’t it?

2 pints heavy cream

1 pint whipping cream

juice of one lemon (maybe less)

about a teaspoon of kosher salt

makes about 4 cups of mascarpone

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

 

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone Recipe

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

Since tasting my first Basboosa recently from Zahav Restaurant in Philadelphia I studied several recipes from the internet. I got the impression that most Basboosas are very sweet like baklava. I sort of learned from Zahav on what a Basboosa can be so I did my own twist on the soaked and baked semolina cake. I made adjustments to basic recipes and cut the butter and sugar a bit and made my cake with citrus and saffron for a unique taste I figured that by using a gastrique  The cake would be more delicious and complex.  I used my Grapefruit Saffron Gastrique Recipe that I did recently. I thought the combinations of the different citrus and saffron would all compliment each other and the grated sweetened orange rind would be the perfect accent. This cake sits on a home made mascarpone  thats flavored with lemon and the lemon like spice called summac. This is what I came up with. This recipe makes about 18 small cakes that are not too sweet and are very flavorful with a light texture.

Ingredients makes about 18 servings (freezes very well)

1 cup semolina flour

1 cup yogurt

1 cup sugar

1/2 cup butter

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 beaten egg

1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

2 tablespoons limequat rind (you can substitute lime or kumquat or a mix of the two)

pinch saffron

combine and set oven to 350. Grease muffin pans and fill half way.

Bake about 14 minutes till they look done.

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Let cool.

Make your lemon summac mascarpone cream.

2 cups home made or store purchased mascarpone (mascarpone recipe to follow on my next recipe)

about 1/2 cup sugar

Grated zest of one lemon

Juice of 1/2 a lemon or whole if small

2 pinches of summac

Mix and set a side.

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You need zest of three oranges and supreme the segments of at least two of the oranges.

Add 1/4 cup of sugar to the orange zest and set a side.

Remove Basboosas from pans and place on oiled baking pans and set oven to broil.

Pour Grapefruit Saffron Gastrique over Cakes. (I did that recipe only a few back) It’s just a cup of sugar cooked with a cup of vinegar juice of a grapefruit, 2 oz. butter and a pinch of saffron and a pinch of salt.

Add orange segments to top of cakes.

Broil for about 2 minutes or until slightly browned.

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Now assemble.

smear plate with about a tablespoon of cream

top cream with a cake

sprinkle the sweetened orange zest on cake

serve warm.

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

Mixed Citrus and Saffron Basboosa with Lemon Summac Mascarpone

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Mushroom Risotto Recipe

Mushroom Risotto

Mushroom Risotto

Whenever I get those black trumpet mushrooms I know it’s forking time to make risotto. I love the taste of Black Trumpets the most of the mushrooms. They are the closest tasting mushroom to a truffle for me. I usually mix black trumpets with chanterelles and sometimes a mix of other mushrooms but this time I had some jarred truffles and just added them in. Risotto is a forking easy dish to prepare. It only takes 20-25 minutes to prepare, but you are stirring almost the whole time. You just fry or toast your arborio (or arborio type) rice with olive oil and onions (or shallots) till vegetables are translucent and rice looks slightly toasted. Then you add your wine and stir till it’s absorbed. Now you slowly add your stock a couple cups at a time until absorbed. Then add your cheese and seasonings. Add more stock maybe and adjust seasonings if needed. Some people finish the dish with cream but I don’t care for that because the cheese you add produces the right creamy in my opinion. I usually never make a very big batch of risotto because this is the one dish that doesn’t reheat well. If you have leftover you should reward yourself and your loved ones and make tasty breaded risotto cakes with the leftover.

Ingredients (give or forking take)

1 lb arborio rice

1 onion , pealed and small chopped

1 clove garlic chopped fine

1 small hot pepper of your preference (I used a chili de arbol but would have used a fresh cherry pepper or med banana pepper if I had them)

2oz. butter (I don’t always use butter)

maybe 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil ( you need enough to lightly forking coat the rice and vegetables)

almost 1/2 bottle of dry white wine

I think I used about 5 1/2 cups of mushroom stock (that was mostly home made from the stems but also used some jarred mushroom base)

1 lb. of black trumpets cooked or already sautéed

a few ounces of (crappy..sorry I had them) canned truffles You don’t need these…..(they forking sucked sorry I had these)

at least a forking cup…Think it was more of shredded Parmigiano Reggiano when I have it I also add just a little sharp provolone for that really awesome taste.

about 1/2 t. Thyme

about 1/4 t. basil

about 1/4 t. oregano

about 1/4 t. rosemary

pinch saffron (important)

fresh grated nutmeg ( not much…If you can pick the taste out you forking over did it)

a few cracks of fresh ground black pepper

dash of ground red pepper ( Aleppo or cayenne)

dash of white ground pepper

Directions

In a sauce pan fry up your rice, onions garlic and hot pepper with your olive oil and butter till onions are translucent and your rice looks slightly toasted. Add your dry white wine and stir till absorbed. Now you can start adding the stock a cup or more at a time till absorbed. (your stock should be heated up and not cold) I note your are stirring this whole time. Now add your already sautéed mushrooms. Add your grated cheese and seasonings. Taste and adjust as needed.

This risotto is more delicious than what you will get from most forking restaurants.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

 

 

WTFork is Quark?

Quark a fictional character from Star Trek Deep Space 9

Quark a fictional character from Star Trek Deep Space 9

Quark is common in cuisine in German Speaking Countries. Quark is somewhat cheese-like but is not a cheese. However in some countries Quark is considered to be a fresh acid cheese or fermented milk that’s coagulated and strained. Traditional Quark doesn’t contain rennet but these days nobody gives a fork and you might find forking rennet in it. Usually no salt is added.

I tasted some last week. It FORKING looks and taste like forking sour cream.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

Tofu came to America in 1770 by Benjamin Franklin (WTFORK!)

Braised Tofu with Bamboo Fungus from Joyful Chinese Las Vegas NV

Braised Tofu with Bamboo Fungus from Joyful Chinese Las Vegas NV

Not only was Benjamin Franklin a politician, postmaster, diplomate, writer, inventor, scientist and a founding father of the United States he also was the first to bring TOFU to America.

I was forking watching the FYI Channel and they said Benjamin Franklin stole (I note I don’t know if that part is true) the recipe for tofu also called Chinese Cheese.

Buddhist Rolls from Lucky's King Wah Glendale AZ (stuffed tofu skins)

Buddhist Rolls from Lucky’s King Wah Glendale AZ (stuffed tofu skins)

I forking got this from the City Tavern Restaurant in Philadelphia PA

“In a letter to Philadelphia John Bartram, Benjamin Franklin included instructions on how to make tofu. Sally Lunn breaded, fried tofu, spinach, seasonal vegetables, tomatoes and herbs linguini.”

Tofu came to America in 1770 by Benjamin Franklin (that is a WTFork!)

Forking Truth

Forking Truth

WTFork is a Basboosa?

Pumpkin Baboosa with mascarpone, cranberries and crumble from Zahav Philadelphia PA

Pumpkin Baboosa with mascarpone, cranberries, walnuts and crumble from Zahav Philadelphia PA

I recently had this delicious dessert called a Basboosa at Zahav Restaurant in Philadelphia PA. I never had a basboosa before and also never heard of such a dessert so I looked it up to see wtfork a basboosa is.

The basboosa is a small cake that’s popular in Middle Eastern Countries. It made of cooked semolina and soaked with a simple syrup and is often but not always topped with an almond.

In Arab Countries coconut is a popular flavor and often orange flower water or rose water is a part of the syrup.

And That’s WTFork a Basboosa is.

Forking Truth

Forking Truth