WeiRD New DifFERent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There May 2018

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of foods out there! I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here are a few of the things I’ve seen lately. Up above is Spaghetti Pie with meat sauce from a frozen aisle in the store. I never came across FROZEN spaghetti pie have you?….Well that’s a new one for me.

Here is Cauliflower Crust Pizza…….Cauliflower is everywhere and everything these days…..It’s steak, it’s rice, it’s chowder and even wings too….who knew!

There is a MASSIVE amount of Sriracha Flavored things out there….Here’s Honey Sriracha Gouda Cheese….who knew such a thing exists…..?

Fried EGG Plantain Chips….IN FRIED EGG FLAVOR……That is Forking Weird!

Whole Grain Chips with Red Cabbage, Broccoli & Kale…?…..They sound like they might be sort of healthy……….and sound like maybe they make you fart too?

Radish Chia Chips also sound sort of healthy……?

Fig & Black Sesame and Goji Berry & Pistachio Artisan Crisp……????…Maybe…sound tasty.

Dill Pickle and Chile Pepper Bread Sticks by Baked in Brooklyn

I never heard of CREAM CHEESE EXTRACT>>>If I made a cheese cake I’d use cream cheese…..why would I need cream cheese extract??????? ……JUST….MAYBE?????????????…..I wonder if you took TOFU and blended it with cream cheese extract if it would seem like cream cheese…? Mmmmm..?

Here are Skinny Syrups Whipped Foam Toppings in Salty Caramel and Mocha…..(ICK!….and Double ICK!)

Pizzelle Waffle Cookies …….not to be confused with Bull Pizzle………(tee he)…..In caramel, anise and amaretto.

Tunisian Grilled Pepper Spread and Tunisian Spiced Carrot Spreads….they sound delicious!

Jarred Protein Balls seems strange to me……It’s a weird one!

Phong Kee…..How do you say that?………Phong Kee Bean Curd Roasted Peanuts…….PHONG Kee! Why the Fork would they name those things that?…..Now that’s a Weird One!

Here’s “New” White Fudge Ding Dongs. As a child I might have tried them but now I just look at the fake cream, dry chemical laden sponge cake, waxy white coating and feel sick……….

Here’s Strawberry Limited Edition CupCakes and Mint Chocolate CupCakes….Could be good ….(but I doubt it)

Tubs of Peanut butter Frosting…..you know someone is going to spread it on edible cookie dough……..

This is sort of a good idea……..Already filled frosting bags with a pastry tip……Now I totally support disposable pastry bags because pastry bags are very hard to clean and often burst on you when you least expect it..Don’t know if the frosting is tasty enough to use…..I heard about a new healthy trend about making frosting with beans?????? I don’t know about that one either. Don’t be surprised if these filled pastry bags comes in bean frosting varieties.

There seems to be a small run on chocolate things in unusual shapes.

Chocolate Lipsticks…Aren’t they cute!…….You don’t have to worry about your lipstick tasting like whale blubber with these cuties.

Vacuum Cleaner Chocolate doesn’t “SUCK” and gets left on your pillow by housekeeping when stay at a Marriott Residence Inn. I never imagined ever seeing a vacuum shaped chocolate….have you?

Here’s really cute CHOCOLATE SHOES in a Cute Shoe Box that have some soul…………Never thought I’d ever see anything like this……..

And then there are just new flavors of old chocolates.

Cookies and Mint Hershey’s…….No thanks….I don’t like cheap cookies to cut into my cheap chocolate.

More cheap cookies added to King Sized BIG CUP Reese’s…..Ick……no Thanks

Speaking of cheap cookies…….

I don’t know if this is new or not but I don’t recall coming across reduced fat Oreo Cookies before…..

Here another FORKING Artificially Flavored Oreo that you THINK you’ve seen before. When they can’t think up a new flavor they just make an old flavor in a new shape. Here’s Forking Oreo Coconut Thins for all of you that are craving Artificially Flavored Coconut Cream!