There is always something NEW, Different, Weird, Limited or Special Edition in the wonderful world of food out there even for Forking Valentines Day! Up above is a picture of Jack Links Original Beef Jerky…..Maybe your sweetie will go ape over it?…..Or maybe he or she is a Jerky sometimes and this gift is appropriate?

American’s favorite chocolates in cute festive heart shaped boxes. Kit Kat, Hershey’s, Kisses and Reese’s.

Hoppy Valentine’s Day with Beer Bottle Shaped Chocolate…………..Burp***

Here’s more Burps ****

Here’s some Pub Collection Beer spiked Chocolates for the Beer-Lover! There’s IPA Milk Chocolate with Hops, Brown Ale Dark Chocolate with Peanuts Roasted in Brown Ale and Porter Dark Chocolate with Almonds roasted in Porter……Beeeeeeeer

Here’s very hot stuff cayenne pepper sauce. Here’s a better picture.

I guess if your not as hot as you used to be this hot sauce could help heat things up for you?………at least in your tummy anyway………

Here’s Dove Hearts in Pink Champagne and Milk Chocolate swirl…….?ummmmm?

Here’s Dove Love Birds that are Peanut Butter and Milk Chocolate….Now this one I purchased……pretty good……..like real natural salty peanut butter taste inside.

Here’s White Creme Reese’s Peanut Butter Pink Hearts……Sound like White Reese’s just heart shaped and dyed pink?????

Here’s normal miniature Reese’s Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups mixed with Heart Shaped ones…….OK this is good……

Nothing says I love you like a Forking Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Heart. Here’s Hershey’s Marshmallow Chocolate Covered Hearts.

Here’s Marshmallow Fries before Guys……..Wow if a guy is worth less than a marshmallow fries…………… he must be lower than Forking pond scum…….Maybe this is a gift that women give to other women after some guy does a woman wrong as not all but many do?

OH BALLS! Love Tennis Gumballs…now that’s different! They really look like tennis balls!

Now for something SWEET! You a-MAZE me and You’re a-MAZEing double crisp chocolate Mazes with candy balls….Have your fun and eat it too!

Here’s Ghirardelli Valentine’s White Chocolate Creme Brûlée……..(bleh…..that’s just me) I wouldn’t want this….especially with “other” “OTHER” natural flavor.

Ghirardelli Strawberry Bark…..and other (other?) natural flavor…..What’s the other natural flavor?…..cat butt? Anything that says and with OTHER natural flavor freaks me out…….It could be beaver caster sac juice… that is always known as natural flavor because that is what it is….FORKING TRUTH!

Here’s Valentine’s Limited Edition Ghirardelli Squares in Dark Chocolate Raspberry, White Chocolate Creme Brûlée (with OTHER natural flavor) and Milk Chocolate.

Hershey’s XOXO milk chocolate……..looks like its from last year?……Those dried out white spots in the chocolate don’t look appetizing……

Limited Edition Lindt Lindor Strawberries and Cream White Chocolate Truffles……? Ummmm? No “OTHER” natural flavor….just natural flavor and a kosher certification indicating no stuff in the candy like beaver castor sac juice……Forking Truth!

These Lava Cake Hershey’s Kisses I purchased. They are weird. Don’t expect cake there’s no cake in the kisses. IDK maybe it’s just me but they don’t taste like chocolate…….They taste just like those chocolaty waxy Little Debbie Swiss rolls……Sort of like chocolate but not chocolate…….chocolaty………..like fake chocolate….A thin kiss shaped shell with liquid-like Hershey’s syrup maybe thinned slightly with liquid caramel……BLECH……

Cupid’s message M&M’s Milk Chocolate M&M’s……They are so little so they can’t say much.

Regular Hershey’s Kisses with Conversations……….A sweet message for you……What should these Kisses Say?…….”You are so sweet that all your teeth have cavities?” “Give me a Hug or you will get a bug?”………or maybe……. “Dear Valentine, my fart only belongs to you?”

AND Of course there’s a Forking Limited Edition Love Oreo.

Here’s Limited Edition Love Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies.

These were the Valentine Foods I saw for Valentine’s 2019!

Happy Valentine’s Day!