I don’t forking know if I want to eat anything that says on a forking box “you gotta try it”?

Peanut Butter and Jelly that’s Hard and Crunchy? WTFork? Is that the stuff that misses the jar and gets hard, scraped off and forking rolled into a ball and then gets sold to you kind of stuff?

 

Not too bad… sort of like forking peanuts in your chocolate kind of thing but in a can.

 

I’d be too frightened to eat these. Would anyone forking eat anything from anyone that looks like forking Cap’n Crunch?

 

Not a bad idea. It’s like an art project that you get to eat too!

 

Forking sugar cookies are in forking Pop-tarts with ink on them. WTFork.

 

The pumpkin spice almonds would be great in a pie crust for pumpkin pie. So why the fork would you ever thing of just using forking regular almonds and forking adding the spice yourself?

 

Just like fried onions on green bean casseroles but Jalapeño instead!

 

Like the jalapeños but peppers.

 

Maybe the weirdest food was this… Organic Mulberries.

 

They forking look like insects to me.

I just don’t know what the fork I’ll see next!