I only needed Fat Free Cottage Cheese and a few other forking things so I thought I’d hit my closest grocery store for those things. Not one brand of any kind of Fat Free Forking Cottage could be found. I thought I’d move on and sight see and pick up whatever else the Fork I needed.
I breeze threw the snack aisle and my mouth drops open when I see all the Forking varieties of Oreo Cookies. I know they put out special ones different times of year but I had no idea it was normal to forking have so many varieties. Four of the varieties were called creamies and were one cookie with a different flavor cream Forking Embalmed in chocolate.
I saw ALL THESE on the Forking shelf!
I don’t know how many different forking kinds I saw but this forking store has screwed up priorities.
No WHEY was Forking Fat Free Cottage to be found.
I don’t even eat Oreos. How many kinds do I need?