I was forking strolling threw my closest Supermarket by the cottage section and noticed they still don’t carry fat free cottage cheese. I turned this one corner and it was WORST than the Oreo Aisle. All I saw was a World of Pop-Tarts and was Forking Overwhelmed!
There was forking so many I couldn’t count them all.
Don’t worry they have forking more and even if you don’t want the Pop-Tart brand the store has provided forking impostor Pop-Tarts!
And Forking More!
Even FORKING More!
These aren’t even forking enough!
And then you need your forking special addition flavor.
Pop-Tarts is a brand of rectangular pre-baked pastries that are meant to be warmed up in your toaster over and made by Kellogg Company.
The original flavors were Strawberry, Blueberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Apple Currant.
These days Pop-Tarts can be found in a forking 25 various flavors and forking special edition flavors.
The packaging for Pop-tarts was groundbreaking technology invented to keep dog food fresh. (FORKING TRUTH!)
I was Forking Overwhelmed by Pop-Tarts! (and this supermarket still doesn’t forking carry any brand of fat free cottage cheese)