I found a new flavor of M&M’s today so I had to give them a try. They are called crispy M&M’s s’mores. A s’more is a graham cracker sandwich filled with a fire-roasted marshmallow and chocolate. So I imagined something graham tasting and crunchy, sweet, something chocolate and maybe a sweet marshmallow kind of taste.

I opened the bag and took a whiff.

My heart just sank 🙁

It smells like coffee……but…. not the coffee aroma kind of smell that actually smells good. It is like when you work at a restaurant and you take a coffee pot off the burner that only has a little bit of leftover old coffee in it. That kind of smell. I’m wondering why does this smell like forking old coffee?

I take a close look at the M&M’s.

They are very small for M&M’s and are also deformed in shape. The white ones look like baby teeth. The brown ones look like some kind of weird little bean and the dark brown ones look like forking rabbit turds.

I cut one of each open so see what’s inside.

It’s mostly a rice cereal center.

I taste them.

They taste like bitter coffee with maybe a hint of chocolate that is a little salty. I don’t understand why something called S’Mores is flavored like this. Maybe my bag of M&M’s is defective…. Maybe M&M’s just had leftover coffee flavor hanging around from one of the last new flavors called Coffee Nut? ….Maybe the machine that makes M&M’s wasn’t cleaned out after Coffee Nut production?…..I don’t forking know  …..

I don’t like these…..gosh they are horrible to me…. but maybe that’s because I don’t care for coffee. Maybe people that like old coffee will be happily surprised with the coffee scent and flavor.

It’s a shame that these candies don’t taste good because the texture of these M&M’s are appealing because they are very light and crisp unlike any M&M I tried before but that bitter stale coffee taste that’s slightly salty just gets to me. It’s just not good to me. I have to throw these out.

FORKING DISSAPOINTING! Nobody likes bitter candy!

They taste like ripe klingon coffee but with a really nice airy light texture

..NO THEY TASTE LIKE S’MORES…. THEY FORKING TASTE JUST LIKE S’MORES! There’s Chocolate, Graham and  Fire Roasted Marshmallow..S”Mores!……..They taste just like S’mores human

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..Why bitter coffee….

To me these Crispy M&M’s s’mores……..

Are NOT WORTH A FORK! Unless you enjoy that bottom of the coffee pot taste with a hint of chocolate and salt with an airy light crispy texture

That was my Forking Review of crispy M&M’s s’mores…… 🙁

I do note your opinion may differ from mine.

The Forking Truth