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My Forking Thoughts on Lay’s Numb and Spicy Hot Pot Flavor Potato Chips

I came across the Numb and Spicy Hot Pot of Lay’s Potato Chips at the Mekong International and Asian Market in Mesa Arizona. I thought that I had to give this interesting flavor of potato chips a try.

The bag looks like this on the back. It’s all in Chinese with a sticker of the ingredients in English.

Here are the ingredients.

It seems safe to eat so I open the bag and take a whiff.

It smells sort of liquorish with other aromas that remind me of fried Chinese Food.

The chips have ridges with a powdery coating. If you look closely you can see little dark specks.

Ok now I taste one….It is hot and spicy. I get mostly spicy hot at first but not too hot. I get spicy, salty and some sweet. It kinda taste like spicy Asian Fish soup. It’s not too fishy but is reminds me of fish essence…that is spicy and is mixed with flavors that are Asian Style. There is an allspice taste. The heat and flavors pass and the allspice builds……… It’s pretty darn good…..If it had less allspice it would be really great!

Those were My Forking Thought on the Lay’s Numb and Spicy Hot Pot Flavor Potato Chips.

Taste is subjective and your experience and package of chips may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

New WeIRD DifFERent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There September 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go out to a store I never know WTFork I’m going to come across. Up above is NEW – Rolo caramel filled chocolatey cones filled with frozen dairy. Well if these don’t do it for you maybe the next one will?

NEW – KitKat wafer with fudge and chocolate wafer frozen treats!

Don’t worry more stuff is coming.

Look at all these NEW flavors of Dove Chocolate Bars. There’s Dark Chocolate Raspberry Rose’, Dark Chocolate Bourbon Vanilla, Blond Chocolate Salted Caramel and Milk Chocolate Almond Brittle.

We have Dove Truffles too in milk chocolate, dark chocolate and milk chocolate peanut butter…….sound tasty but I passed…..

NEW – Hostess Peanut Butter Totally Nutty Bars …..ummmmm might be tasty?

Super Berries – Dark Chocolate covered GOOSBERRIES! They sound good!

Incase you didn’t know they are doing strange things with rice cakes these days.

Here’s a Celebration Cake that isn’t a baked cake but a rice cake decorated like a birthday cake……I don’t know if this is a good thing or a lousy thing. I guess it’s way less fattening than a slice or real birthday cake? I’m just not too sure about this kit to decorate rice cakes by Crafty Cooking Kits.

If you are Forking OK with the Decorated Celebration Rice Cake then you will jump for joy over this Confetti Donut Crispy Rice Kit by Crafty Cooking Kits.

Crafty Cooking Kits also offers a Campfire S’Mores Crispy Rice Kit – Just add Butter!

Fancy gelatin cups called Magical Unicorn Gelatin Cups also by Crafty Cooking Kits. If these don’t make you poop a rainbow I don’t know what else will.

Maybe Weird….at least Different – Creepini…….I mean Crepini Egg Thins with Cauliflower. I love cauliflower but the sample I tried of this at Costco made me gag and it went in the trash….maybe it wasn’t heated up correctly?

Jackson’s Honest Purple Heirloom potato chips that are slow cooked with coconut oil……Might be good….or might be oil from the slow cooking….Slow cooked potato chips? At least they are honest.

Different! – Osem Bissli Falafel flavored wheat snacks…….Why the Fork not?

Looks like something New – Snack Brigade – Incredi Puffs in Saucilian Pizza Flavor…????

More Snack Brigade Puffs – In Sizzlin Sriracha and Cinnamon Apple Pie…….
Who knows how they taste but the bags look cute.

Lesser Evil Egg White Curls in Egg and Cheese Flavor and Huevos Rancheros Flavor……..Looks like we are eating Egg White Curls for Breakfast these days.

365 Brand Limited Edition Ghost Pepper Cashews……..Get them while they’re hot! Limited Edition! Ghost Pepper!

NEW – Mt Olive portable pickle Munchers in Bread and Butter Flavored, Kosher Dill Flavored and Buffalo Kosher Dill…..? I hope they taste better than the jarred varieties of this brand..????? I remember when people used to purchase pickles from the barrels in the grocery store in front of the deli. Those pickles actually use to taste good…..over 90% of the jarred pickles I’ve tried are horrible.

Different and maybe New Sam’s Choice Hot Mango Habanero Pickle Chips…..This one might also be weird.

Now for a little more pickling…..

Different and possibly New and Weird……Van Holten’s Pickle Flavored Freeze Pops….

Signature by Robert Irvine Frozen Fish in Tuscan Citrus Herb Marinated North Atlantic Cod and Almandine Crusted Cod, Tequila Chili Lime Marinated Salmon and Rustic Maple Barbecue Atlantic Salmon.

Zatarain’s Whole Grain Blends Mango and Habanero Brown Rice and Quinoa mix…..Might be good?

Weird – Now they’ve ruined cherries. Cherries can’t taste like cherries anymore. Roland has made passion fruit flavored cherries.

Sliced Jicama is sold as tortillas now.

Different and maybe Weird – Maybe you have arthritis or carpal tunnel and can’t pick up a chewy soft watermelon slices.

Here’s General Mills Drumstick in Classic Vanilla Flavor????? Who it might be good?….Or maybe a good as an ice cream topping?

Drumstick mint chocolate cereal by General Mills…..? Who knows…..It might taste good?……

Also by General Mills is Hershey’s Cookies n Creme Fillows creme filled cereal……..(this one sounds really gross to me)……

NEW – POP tarts Cereal in Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Cookies and Cream……It’s all fun and games till some Moran tries to toast them in the toaster.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes in Banana Creme flavor…..I don’t know….What would Tony say?

Again by General Mills is Mermaid Cereal…? …….This sounds fishy……….Is it cereal made for mermaids?…………Or is it fish flavored cereal?………Yuck green dead looking fish in cereal just doesn’t look appetizing.

From the ground up – Cauliflower Stars in pizza flavor……????????

From the ground up – Cauliflower Pretzels…..(these I tried)…….(maybe my bag was defective…because it smelled and tasted like bitter rotten broccoli)…….

From the ground up – Cauliflower crackers………

From the ground up – Cauliflower Stalks……..they look like straws…not stalks…….

365 brand Cauliflower Flower – Who the FORK knew that there is cauliflower flour out there?

WIERD (but really cool) – Snake Gourds

Of course there is a NEW Oreo Cookie flavor out there!

Here are NEW Artificially Latte Creme flavored Oreo Thins cookies.

Well That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for September 2019. I don’t know What the Fork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on White Chocolate Pumpkin Pie M&M’s – WTFORK it tastes like……….

These White Chocolate Pumpkin Pie M&M’s were out perviously (last fall or the fall before I forget) but this is one flavor I skipped. I thought I’d try them this year.

I start by opening the bag and taking a whiff.

I see that I got lots of broken pieces of M&M’s all over.

They are mostly larger and slightly irregular in shape….compared to standard M&M’s. They come in colors of white, orange and a brown that looks just like dog doo colored.

Now I smell them.

It smells familiar………sort of like a spice cookie but with sour cream cheese frosting.

I taste one…this is kinda gross………It’s really greasy……Maybe I just got a bad batch…..or maybe these spoiled in the truck making its way to 110 degree F Phoenix.

This taste like FORKING greasy artificial GINGER BREAD with molasses and sour cream cheese frosting.

This doesn’t taste like Pumpkin Pie.

I wonder if this flavor was concocted from other leftover flavors?

I don’t know WTFork they’ve done here but I imagine that it could be possible that I am tasting some sort of carrot cake flavor that is possibly mixed with gingerbread.

This one just doesn’t taste good.

There’s an unpleasant after taste from this one.

BLECH! These are sickening!…….and they are greasy gross.

On the bright side I know that I am not going to gain any weight from these M&M’s.

I have to give these White Chocolate Pumpkin Pie M&M’s a Not Worth a Fork!

NOT WORTH A FORK!

Taste is subjective and your opinion and experience may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on Lay’s Cucumber Potato Chips

Here are Lay’s Stax Cucumber Flavor Potato Crisps. They are from China and I purchased them from the Mekong Market in Mesa AZ. I thought cucumber was an interesting flavor for a potato chip so I had to try it.

These Chinese Lay’s Chips come in a little tray in the can.

When I open the can I take a whiff and they really do smell like cucumber.

Look at the ingredients.

They seem safe to eat……

Take a close look at the chips.

The first thing I notice is that these chips are very small…..maybe a 1/3 smaller than a Pringle type chip. The other thing I notice is that these chips have a rough bumpy lumpy texture and feel slightly powdered.

I slowly taste one.

For a second it taste just like cucumber….but it’s sweet……and then becomes unflavored in an instant……..really unflavorered……..I don’t get salt…I don’t even taste potato…….I get a weird light lumpy textured unflavored chip to eat.

Then I munch one down.

The cucumber flavor last though the munching……..but this way I get a greasy mouth I didn’t get before. My lips are greasy now too……..ummmm I’m still getting cucumber in my mouth after I finish a couple chips.

Don’t eat these chips slow….You have to munch them to get the flavor.

I’d rate these Lay’s Cucumber Chips as Worth a try!

1/2 a Fork…Worth a try!……..not awful

Your opinion and experience may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

NEW DifFERENt WeIrD Limited and Special Edition Foods out there August 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW, Different, Weird, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go out to a store I never know WTFork I’ll come across. Here’s something DIFFERENT! Up above is Jell-o brand no bake S’Mores Dessert…..(s’mores give me the he-be-je-bees)….but these s’mores are made with margarine (might as well be Forking vasoline) and artificial flavor…..YUM! We all LOVE artificial flavor……Who the Fork wants real chocolate anywho?

Moving on…….

Now we Forking Have Limited Edition Dr Pepper in dark berry flavor……WTFork is that…..dark berry??? It’s not blackberry or it would be called blackberry….I never heard of darkberry……this is WIERD!

White we are on Coke there’s a lot of Forking DIFFERENT Coke on the shelves these days…….Blueberry açaí, strawberry guava, ginger lime, feisty cherry, zesty blood orange, twisted mango and all the other Forking Cokes.

Aussie Outback naturally flavored Mango Coconut Licorice sounds tasty and DIFFERENT……but I didn’t buy it.

Jelly Belly Candy Cones are DIFFERENT and WEIRD ….?…….but WHY?

This might be NEW – Never came across 2 Snickers White before……?

NEW – Entenmann’s Banana Toffee Pancake and Waffle Mix and Meyer Lemon Poppy Seed Pancake and Waffle Mix…..both sound tasty…..don’t know if they are.

Here’s Limited Edition Peach Cherrios……?….might be good?

DIFFERENT – OH FORK! Post is making Honey Maid S’mores cereal………

NEW – Post Sour Patch Kids Cereal……(ick) I’d never eat that….unless someone paid me so much money that I had to…….that would be LOTS of money….LOTS of Forking money.

Different – Taali Water Lily Pops in Tikka Masala, White Cheddar and Tangy Turmeric….I bought the Tikka Masala…wow…very flavorful and also spicy…..really good but you can’t eat too many because they are very intense with flavor.

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s makes Brussel Sprout Puffs, Cauliflower Puffs and Beet Puffs…….I didn’t buy any but maybe next time I’ll try one….They sound intriguing…..Think I’d try the beet puffs.

DIFFERENT – Kettle Heroes Artisan Small Batch Prickly Pear Kettle Corn…..sounds tasty but I don’t know if it is….

Popcornpolis Apple Pie Pop Corn …This is DIFFERENT………..

By Popsolot – Moroccan Harissa Kettle Corn………..Sounds yummy and is really DIFFERENT.

Old – Popcorn made with Nestle Butterfinger…..That’s how you know it’s old….Butterfinger is made by a different company these days….maybe this is Weird?

Different – Belmont Gouda Bacon Gourmet Peanuts……Who knew?

NEW – Wavy Pringles potato crisps in classic salted and cheddar flavors.

Different – Dewey’s bakery crackers in Carolina Style BBQ, Sriracha Cheddar and Coastal Carolina Spices…..could be interesting….. (later I purchased the Sriracha Cheddar…..WOW! those were the very FORKING BEST Cheese Crackers I’ve ever tasted……Gosh they are are FORKING GOOD!)

Maybe WEIRD – Wild Brand Chicken Chips in Chicken and Waffle Flavored and Buffalo Flavored made from Tapioca Flour………not for me but maybe my dogs would like them..

NEW – One Culture Brand quick soups to make for work or home…..in Japanese Spicy Ramen, Chinese Chicken Noodle and Taiwanese Beef Noodle.

Here’s Tiger Tiger Brand – NEW – curry in no time butter chicken, curry in no time tikka masala and noodles in no time pad Thai.

Here’s Farmer’s Pantry Steak & Fries that is beef jerky and French fry crisps and also Farmer’s Pantry Bacon and Cornbread Crisps…that’s bacon jerky and cornbread crisps…….I’d say these are weird……

DIFFERENT – I’m certain that Korean Sea Salt has been around forever but I don’t usually come across it.

WEIRD – Here’s Hunts Ketchups……On the right is Hunts best ever Ketchup in Thicker and Richer…….On the left is Hunts Ketchup that must be old and lousy….Look at right hand corner of bottles…..both read 20 servings but the bottle on the right is almost twice as big WTFork!…(1 lb 4oz and a 2 lb bottle).

DIFFERENT – Here are several other newer mustards and one ketchup I came across. There’s Miller’s Banana Pepper Mustards and Truffle Pig black truffle mustard and Truffle Pig Black Truffle ketchup……?????????

Brooklyn Delhi (Delhi not deli lol) curry mustard and curry ketchup. Intriguing…….and DIFFERENT!

Maybe NEW – Melinda’s now makes Green Sauce, Thai sweet chili sauce and sriracha wing sauce.

NEW – Pioneer Woman Brand Pasta Sauces in Garden Vegetable, Marinara and Four Cheese……The Cheese variety doesn’t look very cheesy I must say……..

Maybe NEW – Lidia Bottled Tomatoes Sauces……? Actually they might be very good?….just look at the ingredients on the one jar.

All good ingredients….might be good!

Maybe NEW – Scarpetta – No added Sugar Marinara, Cherry Tomato and Tuscan Vodka Pasta Sauces. These might be good too! They do sound good…???????

The whole stinking world is Ranch Happy…….People these days use ranch dressing to finish up their pizza crust…….It’s crazy!

NEW, DIFFERENT and WEIRD – Hidden Valley also makes Blasted creamy dipping sauces in zestier ranch, ranch dipped pizza and bold buffalo……who knew?

WEIRD – Cheez-it might be the tastiest manufactured cheese cracker out there but it is madness that this cracker comes in over 15 varieties……..later I came across Spiderman CHEEZ-IT Crackers.

I don’t know? (also WEIRD)

Either Oreo lied or my supermarket put out old cookies?

Here’s NEW Carrot Cake Oreo Cookies……These were out last year! HOW THE FORK can they be new? Unless its a new recipe? Forgot to look at date…think they are old cookies.

Well here’s another NEW – Oreo I found….This one is also strange.

Here’s Double Chocolate Flavored Oreo Candy Bars………It’s hard to see but in the little circle on the left side says the candy bar contains hazelnut paste. Wouldn’t that make the flavor of the bar Double Chocolate Hazelnut?

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for August 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s from Target – Worth a Fork!

I saw these NEW Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s at my local Target Store. These Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s are exclusive to Target Stores. This flavor is described on the package as a cocoa crisp center with a layer of dark chocolate. I look at the package and notice that this is the first new or limited edition flavor of M&M’s in a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG Time…….maybe many years (or decades) that doesn’t say with artificial flavor on the front of package.

I look at the ingredients…..and get excited……..Looks very promising…..

I open the package up and take a sniff.

It smells just like a bag of chocolate chips.

I pour some M&M’s out.

These are smaller sized and slightly irregular in shape. They come in colors of yellow, red and brown.

I eat one……Ummmm It’s chocolatey and crunchy. It reminds me of the “Crispy” variety of M&M’s but it taste like chocolate chips and a little bit of hot cocoa flavor.

I eat another and let this one melt in my mouth. It had the usual sweet candy shell. Then I’m left with chocolate that taste like a chocolate chip. Then the chocolate melts away and I’m left with a small crispy chocolate cereal lump in my mouth. The chocolate lump taste similar to what I think I remember a cocoa puff taste like. (it’s been decades since I ate a Cocoa Puff)

I bit into a few so you can see what they look like inside.

DANG !!!!!!! It’s Forking easy to keep eating them. They seem lighter and airier than regular M&M’s with a good chocolate taste……They have the right amount of sweetness, salt and are ever so slightly bitter with that chocolate chip flavor and a smidgen of hot cocoa…… It’s actually hard to stop eating them!

I’d say these new Creepy Cocoa Crisp M&M’s are Worth a Fork! These are good enough to be a permanent M&M flavor.

Worth a Fork!

My opinion may indeed differ from yours.

The Forking Truth

NEW DiFfereNT Weird Limited and Special Edition Foods out There July 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW Different Weird Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just a few of what I found recently. Up above are New Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros by General Mills. Well the cereal sure looks like Churros……makes me want the real thing!

LIMITED EDITION – Cap ‘N’ Crunch’s Red White and Blue Crunch…..Maybe you can get a bang out it???????………..I wonder if it makes your teeth turn blue?

Here are NEW Sun-Maid SOUR Raisins in watermelon and strawberry……I don’t know about this one…….I wouldn’t want raisins that taste like sour fruits…but maybe some people do?

Different – By Martha Stewart are jarred simmering sauces in Cioppino and Curry……..?

Here’s Mina Brand Shakshuka Moroccan Tomato Sauce – Sounds delicious but I don’t know if it is…..That’s different…I never came across this before.

Taco Bell Grated Cotija Cheese in a can…….?????????……..Usually pre-grated cheese doesn’t taste good…..but cheese from a can usually is even worst…..I haven’t tried it so I could be Forking wrong but I don’t think I am.

NEW – Birds Eye Brand Frozen Broccoli Fries and Cauliflower Fries……Why The Fork Not?

DHA – Tuna with Hot Pepper Sauce…….ummmm hot tuna?……..ok might be good!

Dong Won Tuna with Kimchi Sauce sounds even better!

DIFFERENT – Red Rock Deli Brand Aged Cheddar and Dijon Deli Style Potato Chips……Might be delicious?…Don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Jerk – Style Plantain Chips

NEW- Ruffles Double Crunch Potato Chips in Hot Wings Flavor! Bet they will fly off the shelves!

Here’s Saffron Road Chickpea Chickbean Crisps in flavors of White Cheddar and Sea Salt…..Didn’t try yet but in the past I purchased other snacks by this brand that taste good.

Skinny Sticks in Jalapeno Lime and Sweet Onion…made with quinoa and chia seeds….??? sounds healthy….don’t know if they are?

NEW – Fudge Covered Nutter Butter Cookies by Nabisco…..? Might be good but I doubt it?

Here’s White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s……Might be good? I didn’t pick these up to try…..Sometimes the white chocolate are good in M&M’s but sometimes it’s waxy and crappy??????? Could go either way???

NEW – 3 Musketeers Birthday Cake with artificial flavors……(I’ll pass)

NEW – Hershey’s Gold Kisses…They are caramel creme with pretzel bits….I haven’t tried the kisses but I did try the same flavor bar…..My bar didn’t have pretzel bits..It had bottom of the bag crumbs and salt….maybe I just got an end of the batch bar?

Harry & David Moose Munch Pop Corn in Birthday Cake flavor..Well it’s someone’s birthday every day!

Different and Maybe Weird? – Trader Joe’s Pancake Bread…? WTFork do you do with this?

Here’s Bill Johnson’s Barbecue Sauce, look at the cow…..look at the eyes……..it looks threw your soul.

NEW – French’s now makes sweet Buffalo Mustard….made with Frank’s Red Hot Sauce…..

It seems like every Forking week I see some new mayonnaise is mixed with. Here by Heinz is Mayocue (mayonnaise mixed with BBQ sauce), MayoMust (mayonnaise mixed with mustard), Mayochup (mayonnaise mixed with ketchup), and NEW-Real Mayonnaise….(I didn’t know the previous mayonaise from Heinz wasn’t real????) These mayonnaise hybrids must be made for idiots…I’d feel like a moron buying something like this.

NEW- Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade ….sound good but I don’t know if it is?

NEW (?) Krispy Kreme now makes packaged Chocolate Dipped Donuts, Glazed Cinnamon Buns and Jumbo White Iced Honey Buns…..? I never came across these before…….

Different! – Lay’s Kettle Cooked Classic Beer Cheese flavored potato chips……sound tasty!….burp!

Wild California Apricot Ginger Crisps and Pineapple Coconut Crisps…..sound tasty and in the right hand corner that I didn’t notice this one till I looked at picture…QUINCE Chips…now that’s different.

Macadamia Fudge Creamer….who knew!

Ready to eat Cookie Dough in Chocolate Chip and Birthday Cake……Is it really Forking cookie dough if you can’t bake cookies with it??????

Eggs and Fried Rice in a box…..Oh my……?????

Kettle Brand Potato Chips fried in avocado oil in Tropical Salsa Flavor…..WHO FORKING KNEW that they would ever make a chip like that?

Lemon Turmeric Hummus by Blue Moose………???? I don’t know about this one….??????

Cauliflower Tortilia Chips……I tried the same brand pretzels and that smelled and tasted like rotten broccoli ……ick…don’t know if the tortilla chips are the same.

Jet Black Chocolate Coffee Bites………I wouldn’t eat them but I think some people would like them….?

Serious Cheesy Puffs РBlue Cheese Jalape̱o Puffs sound yummy!

Holly POOP! there’s another Limited Edition Oreo Cookie.

Of course there’s a limited Edition Oreo Cookie out there! Here’s S’MORES naturally and artificially flavored cookies. They are made of Graham flavored cookies with marshmallow and chocolate flavor cream………………… S’mores sort of frighten me…..EEEEEEK! (actually all Oreo Cookie frighten me)

OH MY!!! We got another Limited Edition Oreo! What the FORK have we done to deserve this?

Here are Limit Edition Marshmallow Moon Oreo Cookies to celebrate Apollo 11’s 50th anniversary of it’s lunar landing…..These cookies have flavor creme that’s artificially flavored! WOW! They also come in a glow in the dark package and come with stickers…OH JOY! Maybe they make your farts glow in the dark!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for July 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEird DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there June 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store and here are a few of what I’ve come across recently.

Pictured above is NEW Sweet Heat Skittles….to be followed by….

New – Sweet Heat Starburst

NEW – Hershey’s milk chocolate bars with Reeses’s Pieces…………….

Different – Really only the packaging is different and very VERY Cool. These are different tins of fudge or English Toffee from England. Two are different hot air balloons, another is a carousel, one is a Ferris wheel. I thought they were stunning. They are very detailed and beautiful. I don’t collect tins or buy fudge or English toffee so they still are waiting there for someone. I just found them yesterday at Home Goods.

NEW – Entenmann’s apple and cherry mini pies……might be good????

NEW – Entenmann;s Brownie Chocolate Chip Mini Cake………????……..Might be good!

Different! By Wild Joy is Banana Jerky in original and ginger teriyaki

DIFFERENT – Candy Hearts seedless grapes from Chile. I bought them. They have an unusual sweet-tart taste…….

NEW – Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes……This is concussing……..Frosted Flakes should be just Frosted Flakes….Honey Nut Flakes are many other cereals.

NEW – Hostess Honey Buns Cereal…………this is a waste..just eat a Forking honey bun if you want a honey bun……

Butter Toffee Pretzels with Roasted Almonds are different!

NEW – Sweet Loren’s Dough…..It’s like two large uncooked cookies that sell for $6.49…?

Yogurt used to be a healthy food that hippies ate…..in the old days even hippies on drugs would add their own healthy nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons are too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt and prefer to pay more for someone else to add something to their yogurt.

Here’s Yoplait in Dunkin’ (Donut Shop) inspirations of Boston Kreme Donut, Apple Fritter, French Vanilla Latte and Cinnamon Coffee Roll. Who the Fork needs healthy yogurt? Just grab a spoon eat a half gallon of ice cream with a sack of donuts and let it all hang out!

Speaking of ice cream…..

Here’s a new flavor I never saw before in ice cream……Enlightened Brand 90 calories a serving Movie Night Flavor……Buttery Popcorn ice cream with chocolate bits and swirls of caramel.

NEW – Haagen Daz Irish cream ice cream cookie squares, peanut butter ice cream cookie squares and vanilla ice cream cookie squares….made to widen butts all over the country! (They should come out with jeans that have written on the butt area designed by Haagen-Dazs)

NEW – Dove mini chocolate coated ice cream at 60 calories a piece ….Um yes thank you!

Radish, Chia Seeds Garlic Whole Grain Chips by The Better Chip…….different!

Red Rock Deli Red Curry Potato Chips……COOL! and different!

I don’t think this is new but it is different and I don’t think I came across Lay’s Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice flavored potato chips before…….They sound like they’d taste good….don’t get crabby if they are not!

Lay’s Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Remix….I guess that means spicy hot dill pickle flavored?????

Here’s Lay’s wavy electric Lime Sea Salt………?????…….wavy electric…..I find that shocking!

DANG….I didn’t get the special edition Ritz in my photo…there is another row of crackers. I took the picture because I couldn’t believe how many varieties of Ritz crackers were on the shelves….I am missing some of what I saw but here are original, bacon, everything, garlic butter, roasted vegetable, honey something, hint of salt and reduced fat……There’s FORKING more too…….dang….Ritz has gone crackers….

Low carb gluten free high protein high fiber Organic Green Bean Fettucine and Organic Black Bean Spaghetti by Bella Bonanza……? Different

Different – Chickpea fettuccine….Ummmm what kind of sauce do I put on that?

Now this one is really different- Turmeric Sweet Potato Spaghetti……What the FORK do I put on this one…….butter and marshmallows?

More and more people are eating less meat and there are lots of new meatless products.

Here is Beyond Meat Beyond Sausage…Plant based Hot Italian Sausage. Might be good!

Loma Linda Plant Based Packaged Vegan Sloppy Joes and Taco Filling……………?…..might be good?

Neat Brand Vegan Meat in Original, Italian and South West Mix……..? might be good?

Loma Linda Brand meatless tuna called TUNO in a can………? Sounds like Tun-NO. ?????

Here’s artisanal fruit hot sauces of Cranberry and Avocado by Fire Fruits……different…I never saw cranberry hot sauce before!

NEW! Heinz Sweetened with Honey Reduced Sugar Ketchup. ??????????Whatever!

NEW – Dean’s cheddar bacon dip with “OTHER” natural flavors…???????????? What are the OTHER natural flavors??????? squirrel pee? hamster coughs? ….gerbil farts?

NEW – Frank’s RED Hot seasoning ….Cool….yes please!

NEW – Liberty Brew MTN Dew……..WTFORK???????

It says 50 flavors in one……..Must be made of all the crazy leftover soda flavors that didn’t work out or sell…..I can’t believe they FORKING manufactured this.

What is life worth without a NEW Forking Oreo! Here’s NEW Dark Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies! Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out there for June 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on New Hazelnut Spread M&M’s

There’s a NEW permanent flavor of M&M’s out there and it’s Hazelnut Spread. The M&M’s colors are the traditional ones of yellow, orange, green, blue, red and brown with the usual smooth shiny finish.

The bag is a little weird looking if you’re not paying attention.

Honest to GOD I thought the Blue M was holding a Poop emoji……but maybe I need bifocals now so maybe it’s just me?????

I start by opening the bag and take in a big sniff.

It smells like chocolate.

Pour some out and take a bite to see the center.

They do look a little different with a lighter center.

I eat a couple……..

The texture is different and these M&M’s have a soft center…..at first they don’t taste so different from regular M&M’s. They seem like regular M&M’s but that are oddly soft…….and a faint hazelnut aftertaste.

Then I let one dissolve in my mouth…..At first not any different with the same hard sweet shell. Then I taste the familiar chocolate……Oddly it isn’t till I’m almost done I get the hazelnut….followed by a little salt.

These Hazelnut Spread M&M’s are better to savor than to eat…..

Now if you let them dissolve real SUPER SLOW…….Shell melts….next goes the soft chocolate….next you are left with all hazelnut center that oddly seems slightly harder than really soft chocolate……You definitely get the hazelnut best when you eat them this way….

If you are just eating the M&M’s like a normal person……. The hazelnut flavor is a very good and natural flavor but I wish the hazelnut flavor wasn’t so late to the party. Can’t taste it till the M&M is almost gone and then the hazelnut hit comes followed by a light touch of salt.

************Unless you let these M&M’s dissolve slow as can be you won’t get all the hazelnut flavor.********** (well at least from the bag I tried)

Those were my Forking Thoughts on the Hazelnut Spread M&M’s…..Your opinion and thoughts may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth


NEW WEirD DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition FOODS out There April 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are some of what I came across recently. Up above are NEW Cheese Nips stamped with DC’s Justice League logos………ummmm pretty cool!

NEW- Fiber One Strawberries and Vanilla Clusters……? Never tried the Flake version of this cereal……..But decades back I tried whatever they made then that looked like rabbit kibble…..wow was it bad………it was like eating wood.

Spring Edition – Reeses’s Puffs Peanut Butter Bunnies – How cute!

Here’s NEW Pop-tarts cereal in Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon flavors. All Cute and fun and games till some mis-guided fool or child tosses the cereal in the toaster.

LIMITED EDITION Pop-tarts in frosted Sparkle-licious Cherry! OOOOOOH- Weeeeeee bet they make your farts sparkle.

These are NEW Rice Krispies Treats in Chocolatey, Vanilla Creme and Cookies in Creme.

More NEW Cereal Treat Bars! Here are Reeses’s Puffs treats, Lucky Charms treats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch treats……(I hate cereal bars….They are like not so good cereal mixed with Forking food glue)

Here’s Limited Edition Little Debbie Brand Unicorn Cakes in Sparkling Strawberry! I bet this one make you Forking poop a sparkling rainbow!

Here’s Vea Brand Seed Crackers in Greek Hummus Flavor…..?

Kettle Brand Krinkle Potato Chips in Spicy Queso …..???? maybe good?…….maybe not????

Late July Sriracha Fresca Tortilia Chips?????….Whatever!

Cheetos Eggs (eggs?) in Double Cheddar………….?

Cheetos Sweetos Eggs in caramel…? I don’t know WTFork this is…….

Here’s from the Ground Up Cauliflower Crackers…..I don’t know how the crackers are so I can’t say but I did try their Cauliflower Pretzels……….and I love cauliflower and pretzels but I wouldn’t buy the pretzels again……they were very bitter and smelled very strong like old broccoli.

Oh my…..Now sesame seeds can’t be sesame flavored anymore…..They are now Forking Sriracha Flavored!

Mediterranean Sweet Picante Peppers stuffed with Cream Cheese….That’s unusual….Usually these peppers are stuffed with provolone and meat or feta cheese…..different!

These are Mediterranean Honey Peppers stuffed with Mango Cream Cheese…Now THAT is really different!

Phee Pheye Oh NO PHO!……..Here’s HOT Coconut Sriracha……….?

Chestnut Rice Cake Cookies…..These sound tasty to me…don’t know if they are?

Here’s made in the USA a Filipino favorite Buttered Biscotti. Authentic Biscotti is made for dunking in coffee and are made without butter. This is weird to me.

Cole’s Trout Brand Smoked Rainbow Trout in Olive Oil…..Ummmm might be yummy?

I think this is new because I never saw this before…….Star Kist Selects E,V.O.O. wild caught Yellowfin Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil and also with Sun Dried Tomato….Could be good!

Everyburger – Burger shaped chocolate filled cookies…..kinda weird but cute!

Here’s a NEW Milk Hazelnut Bar called Knoppers…? Might be tasty?

Oh Lordy they came out with a new Tootsie Roll…..They Forking Candy Coated Candy!

Here are cotton candy flavored Peeps. That means they are sugar flavored marshmallows…….but artificially flavored…… Proudly Made in American! (Oh Gosh these sound awful)

Cotton candy Peeps……

Cotton sock Peeps….

WTFork……….Sock it to me Peeps….who knew?

Filled Delights Chocolate Caramel Swirl Peeps………(ick!)

I never saw a Chocolate Bunicorn before……Here’s Russell Stover’s Chocolate Bunicorn…..I thought the horn would be a candy corn.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Reester Bunnies…Awwwwww how Forking Cute!

Here’s Avocado Sauce in Be Hot and Be Original. Looks like they didn’t sell well and are 50% off now.

Here’s Harley Quinn Cherry Chocolate Diamond Daze Ice Cream and The Joker Mint Cookie Madness Ice Cream…..????

NEW- Haagen-Dazs Spirits Ice Creams in Amaretto Black Cherry (this is an old flavor that got discontinued many years back…..it used to be delicious!), Rum Tres Leches, Irish cream Brownie, Stout Chocolate Pretzel Crunch and Bourbon Vanilla Bean Truffle. They don’t have enough alcohol in them to give you a buzz….even if you eat the whole container……but they sound like they taste delicious.

Thank GOD that there is a new Oreo!

Here’s NEW Naturally and Artificially Flavored Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreo Cookies!

LIGHTENING has struck twice. Another NEW OREO COOKIE HAS ARRIVED!

Game of Thrones Oreo Cookies.

Same cookies they just look different.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition Foods out there for April 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth