NEW WEird DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there June 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store and here are a few of what I’ve come across recently.

Pictured above is NEW Sweet Heat Skittles….to be followed by….

New – Sweet Heat Starburst

NEW – Hershey’s milk chocolate bars with Reeses’s Pieces…………….

Different – Really only the packaging is different and very VERY Cool. These are different tins of fudge or English Toffee from England. Two are different hot air balloons, another is a carousel, one is a Ferris wheel. I thought they were stunning. They are very detailed and beautiful. I don’t collect tins or buy fudge or English toffee so they still are waiting there for someone. I just found them yesterday at Home Goods.

NEW – Entenmann’s apple and cherry mini pies……might be good????

NEW – Entenmann;s Brownie Chocolate Chip Mini Cake………????……..Might be good!

Different! By Wild Joy is Banana Jerky in original and ginger teriyaki

DIFFERENT – Candy Hearts seedless grapes from Chile. I bought them. They have an unusual sweet-tart taste…….

NEW – Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes……This is concussing……..Frosted Flakes should be just Frosted Flakes….Honey Nut Flakes are many other cereals.

NEW – Hostess Honey Buns Cereal…………this is a waste..just eat a Forking honey bun if you want a honey bun……

Butter Toffee Pretzels with Roasted Almonds are different!

NEW – Sweet Loren’s Dough…..It’s like two large uncooked cookies that sell for $6.49…?

Yogurt used to be a healthy food that hippies ate…..in the old days even hippies on drugs would add their own healthy nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons are too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt and prefer to pay more for someone else to add something to their yogurt.

Here’s Yoplait in Dunkin’ (Donut Shop) inspirations of Boston Kreme Donut, Apple Fritter, French Vanilla Latte and Cinnamon Coffee Roll. Who the Fork needs healthy yogurt? Just grab a spoon eat a half gallon of ice cream with a sack of donuts and let it all hang out!

Speaking of ice cream…..

Here’s a new flavor I never saw before in ice cream……Enlightened Brand 90 calories a serving Movie Night Flavor……Buttery Popcorn ice cream with chocolate bits and swirls of caramel.

NEW – Haagen Daz Irish cream ice cream cookie squares, peanut butter ice cream cookie squares and vanilla ice cream cookie squares….made to widen butts all over the country! (They should come out with jeans that have written on the butt area designed by Haagen-Dazs)

NEW – Dove mini chocolate coated ice cream at 60 calories a piece ….Um yes thank you!

Radish, Chia Seeds Garlic Whole Grain Chips by The Better Chip…….different!

Red Rock Deli Red Curry Potato Chips……COOL! and different!

I don’t think this is new but it is different and I don’t think I came across Lay’s Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice flavored potato chips before…….They sound like they’d taste good….don’t get crabby if they are not!

Lay’s Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Remix….I guess that means spicy hot dill pickle flavored?????

Here’s Lay’s wavy electric Lime Sea Salt………?????…….wavy electric…..I find that shocking!

DANG….I didn’t get the special edition Ritz in my photo…there is another row of crackers. I took the picture because I couldn’t believe how many varieties of Ritz crackers were on the shelves….I am missing some of what I saw but here are original, bacon, everything, garlic butter, roasted vegetable, honey something, hint of salt and reduced fat……There’s FORKING more too…….dang….Ritz has gone crackers….

Low carb gluten free high protein high fiber Organic Green Bean Fettucine and Organic Black Bean Spaghetti by Bella Bonanza……? Different

Different – Chickpea fettuccine….Ummmm what kind of sauce do I put on that?

Now this one is really different- Turmeric Sweet Potato Spaghetti……What the FORK do I put on this one…….butter and marshmallows?

More and more people are eating less meat and there are lots of new meatless products.

Here is Beyond Meat Beyond Sausage…Plant based Hot Italian Sausage. Might be good!

Loma Linda Plant Based Packaged Vegan Sloppy Joes and Taco Filling……………?…..might be good?

Neat Brand Vegan Meat in Original, Italian and South West Mix……..? might be good?

Loma Linda Brand meatless tuna called TUNO in a can………? Sounds like Tun-NO. ?????

Here’s artisanal fruit hot sauces of Cranberry and Avocado by Fire Fruits……different…I never saw cranberry hot sauce before!

NEW! Heinz Sweetened with Honey Reduced Sugar Ketchup. ??????????Whatever!

NEW – Dean’s cheddar bacon dip with “OTHER” natural flavors…???????????? What are the OTHER natural flavors??????? squirrel pee? hamster coughs? ….gerbil farts?

NEW – Frank’s RED Hot seasoning ….Cool….yes please!

NEW – Liberty Brew MTN Dew……..WTFORK???????

It says 50 flavors in one……..Must be made of all the crazy leftover soda flavors that didn’t work out or sell…..I can’t believe they FORKING manufactured this.

What is life worth without a NEW Forking Oreo! Here’s NEW Dark Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies! Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out there for June 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

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