There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are mostly a bunch of sweets I came across recently with Valentine’s Food too for humans and even  beast!

The first one is called Unicorn Poop. I think no matter how cute Unicorns are I still don’t feel like eating their poop…..how about you?

Here’s a box of those hard crusty marshmallows that come with cereal, a box of licorice laces and a box of gummy bears. The marshmallows are the most different of the bunch.

World’s Largest Gummy Worm. It’s at least three feet long. Could give you instant diabetes.

 

Candy Sushi and Doughnuts…….???? I love real doughnuts…don’t think I’d go for the candy doughnuts….I wouldn’t go for candy sushi either.

This one is really weird. I looked up Shiksa….and there are several meanings and some are derogatory. What I think the label means is that this is a bar for Jewish men that are attracted to non-Jewish women.

Harry Potter Chocolate Frogs…kinda cute….

They could have made Monty Python Crunchy Frogs….? I forgot…most people that read this weren’t even born when Monty Python was in reruns………Only people of a certain age might remember Crunchy Frog from Monty Python and some of those people have lost their Forking memory by now……

Well any who…

 

Made in China….ChEYE-nah…..Orange gummy President Donald Trumps……(no comment) Forking Politics, Religion and sometimes PIZZA are things to never talk about. People will never agree on these things. Maybe pizza the most……

Toxic WASTE Hazardously Sour Candy. WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS…NO FORKING THANK YOU!

Lollipops with REAL Scorpions embedded in the candy. Guess you have to be a sucker to buy them?…..Maybe they have sting to them?….Forking something different anyway….Think they are made in Arizona….

I was going to try these but they are around $8.00 each so I didn’t…..Arizona Margarita and Prickly Pear Chocolate Bars. Sound yummy……

Arizona Prickly Pear Licorice….might be yummy?

Arizona Prickly Pear and Margarita Taffy ……I love sweets but I’m not big on taffy of any kind….but it does remind me of salt water taffy from the New Jersey Shore.

Someday I’ll have to try the Arizona Cactus Candy….but cactus fruit doesn’t have much flavor so I’m not too interested.

The weirdest most unexpected thing I came across was the flavored Crick-ettes in a box.

Here are Bacon & Cheese and Sour Cream & Onion CRICKETS!

ICK!

EEEEEEEK!

Gross, Yuk and Double YuK!

Incase you didn’t know  Valentine’s Food is also out there and has also Gone to the Dogs!

 

Now here are some Valentine Treats for your Sweetie!….or maybe you!

Show your sweetie your hip and in with the times. Emoji Chocolates!

Your sweetie will think you are amazing if you give her/him a You’re a-Maz-ing Maze Chocolate with an edible ball!

This one isn’t for everyone…….It says this is the perfect man???????? I get he’s perfect if you want to bite his Forking head off.

A bouquet of Peeps Marshmallow Chics…..Egg whites, sugar and pork gelatin were never so sweet!

Wild Things that Poop Candy

And NOTHING Forking says I Love You like a piece of Poop that Poops Candy!

Wouldn’t you know they even came out with another Forking Artificially Flavored Hot and Spicy Cinnamon Oreo for Valentine’s Day!

That was the New, Weird and Different Foods out there for January 2018 with Valentines Editions. I never know WTFork I’ll come across. Lets see what I find next month.