There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go out to the stores I never know what I’ll come across. I recently came across these Meatless Balls. They might be good but they sound funny. Meatless Balls, Meatless Balls. Turmeric Infused Meatless Balls….Say that a few times.

Here is Kale Peso Hummus. I like kale. I like pesto……I just don’t know if those flavors go with hummus?????? I think I’d like Kale with Pesto and Chickpeas though………I hope it’s good. Hope Brand Kale Pesto Hummus.

Pumpkin Malt Balls…??????????

Here’s some leftover Old Jalapeño Lime Margarita Brittle………..??????

A chocolate bar embedded with fortune cookies….how interesting….I wonder if the little fortune papers with your fortune are in there too?

Limited Edition Toasted Coconut Popcorn….Ummmmm Sounds tasty…I don’t think I’ve ever come across Toasted Coconut Popcorn before…have you?

Plentils Brand light, airy and crunchy Margherita Pizza Lentil Chips…..? If it taste good I’m game.

Saw lots of New, Different or Limited Edition Cereals.

Limited Edition Banana Nut Cheerios….Way back kiddies like 100 years ago when I was a kid we used to add real bananas to a bowl of Forking Cheerios…..

NEW Frosted Mixed Berry Shredded Wheat. It might taste good but looks very unappetizing. It looks like Calamine Lotion topped Shredded Wheats.

NEW! Peanut Butter and Chocolate added to Shredded Wheat???? ?????? I don’t know about that one…..For me it would have to taste at least as good as a Reeses’s Cup.

Limited Edition Girl Scouts Caramel Crunch…? They don’t Forking look like the Girl Scout Cookie……I’d have to pass….It would have to taste like the cookie…..

NEW – Shredded Wheat S’Mores Bites that are BURSTING with Chocolate Chips…I’ve learned that Candy is ok to eat for breakfast if it comes in the cereal…. But I just don’t know….S’mores just seem evil……They scare me.

It’s BACK! (I never knew it was here …or Forking gone) Strawberry Milkshake Pop-tarts. They look tasty…..and fun but I know they are made with beef fat and that grosses me out………I don’t know why….I don’t think beef fat should be in my sweets…..can’t they forking use butter or Forking coconut oil?….Who am I kidding….I wouldn’t eat a Pop-tart these days anyway.

NEW – Sea salt caramel raisins …..??????

NEW – Cheez-it Crackers in NATURALLY Flavored Buffalo Wing. I am confused……..It’s naturally flavored but there isn’t any chicken in the crackers…..in fact it’s vegetarian……..? Guess you need celery, carrots and blue cheese dressing for these crackers.

Why would I want Cheez-It Crackers to taste like nachos when I can just eat nachos?

Extra Toasty Cheez-It Crackers….They look burnt….How THE FORK could THESE ever be the #1 requested flavor?????????………..Why The Fork would I want burnt Cheez-It Crackers?…..

Marion’s Kitchen makes Boxed Chinese and Thai Meal Kits…???????? ?????????

Individual Vietnamese Pho in a box….Who Knew?

Found these unusual tomatoes at the Phoenix Farmer’s Market. They are very WIERD strange tomatoes……They are green with a black skin…….They taste strange too….sort of unripe…I’m giving them a few days to see if they change.

The most unusual thing I came across was from the Asiana Market.

Acorn Gelatine. I never heard of this before. It isn’t actually real gelatin…..It’s a gelled acorn and vegetable dish with Asian flavors…..

Spring has sprung and here’s………(hell it’s really summer here)………..Spring Oreo Cookies.

Looks like they didn’t come up with a new flavor here so Oreos are just dyed the artificially flavored cream a color for spring………oh joy!

An another ARTIFICIALLY Flavored FORKING Oreo. This time in Chocolate Hazelnut flavor.

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Special and Limited Edition Foods for April 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month. We will just have to see.