New Weird DifFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out There June 2018

 

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Special or Limited Edition out there in the Wonderful World of Food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just some of what I’ve come across recently. Pictured up top are Fruit Punch Flavored Peeps Marshmallow Chicks. That’s different….I guess it’s a summer time flavor that’s maybe weird too.

I also came across many different cereals.

Spring Colored Rice Krispies

Rice Krispies Treats…..This one is stupid to me. Why don’t you just cut up a Rice Krispie Treat and stick that in your cereal if that’s what you Forking want to eat?

Family Sized Donut Cereal….I guess this is for when your embarrassed to just eat a Forking donut for breakfast…

Super Mario Cereal? Is Super Mario still a thing?

Lucky Charms come in Flakes Now and the regular one now has Magical Unicorn poop……opps I mean marshmallows.

I also came across many yogurts.

At one time kiddies….Yogurt was a health food….back in the really OLD DAYS way back when I was a YOUNG child there were people they called Hippies…..Those people ate plain yogurt and even if they were high or on drugs….as they often were….. the hippies were still able to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt. These days people just too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons rather pay more and buy whatever the Fork is on the store shelf.

Here is Yo Crunch with your choice of added M&M’s, Oreo Cookies and Twix Bars.

Here’s Multi Packs of Strawberry Yogurts with added M&M’s and also a Multi Pack of yogurts with Snickers Bars.

Don’t worry folks there’s more!

Chobani Greek Yogurt is responsible for these flavored yogurts.

Butter Crunch Blast, S’More S’Mores, Salted Caramel Crunch, Perfect Peach Cobbler, Cinnamon Fun Bun, Chocolate Haze Craze, Key Lime Crumble, Nutty for Nanna (is that banana or old woman flavored?) and Mint Chocolate Chip.

And now for something completely different.

Spam canned ham comes in many flavors such as Hot & Spicy, Black Pepper, Bacon (because everything is better with bacon so they say and also ham isn’t enough pig in a can), Teriyaki and Jalapeño.

NEW! Heinz REAL Mayonnaise…..and we need it because there isn’t enough bottled mayonnaise in the whole wide world.

I also came across many new salad dressings.

I saw new salad dressings by Oy Vey…OPPS I mean Soy Vey….Garlic & Ginger, Lemongrass Vinaigrette and Toasted Sesame. I have to admit they do sound delicious….don’t know if they are.

Here’s O’DANG Hummus Dressing in Caesar, Ranch and Buffalo Ranch…….(Oy Vey)….I mean Oh  DANG!

Who The Fork knew that Food Network has food in the supermarket? Here are salad dressings in Herb Garlic, Parmesan Caesar, Feta Herb and Dijon Balsamic. They also sound good……don’t know if they are?

Here are Organic (Walmart Brand) Dressings in Ranch, Spicy Ranch, Green Goddess, Pineapple & Coconut water (?ummm) and Agave lemon flavor Cayenne (?ummm).

Sunflower Kernels in Chipotle seasoning and also Ranch flavored…….

Almonds come now coated with Nilla Wafers and also Snickerdoodle Cookies…..Ummmm I think these are silly but might taste good?

Here’s Australia’s Mango and White Chocolate Stix made with Aussie Licorice. I picked these up and they actually taste good! Not too sweet and taste like real mango with a Belgian White Chocolate Center…..But one thing doesn’t seem right……on the back of package it says made in New Zealand.

Made in New Zealand…..

The Forking Truth is the front of package says Made Down Under with a print of a country that looks very similar to Australia……

Australia’s Mango and White Chocolate Stix are made in New Zealand……

That would be like America’s Hershey Bar not being made in Hershey Pennsylvania…..It would like the Hershey Bar being made in Mexico….If America’s Hershey Bar was made in Mexico wouldn’t it be a Mexican Chocolate Bar? So why isn’t Australia’s  Mango Stix made in New Zealand NEW ZEALAND”s Mango Stix?

I never came across Butternut Squash Tortilla Chips before. They’d go yummy with chipotle salsa or cheese.

Pringles the original stacked processed potato chips in a can. Honey mustard, Dill Pickle and Memphis BBQ.

It’s always fun to come across TastyKake Products because they used to be limited to the east coast tri-state area. Here’s Peach Cobbler and Lemon Mini Doughnuts. I also see Pecan Swirls and Lemon Glazed Flavored Pie. These TastyKake Pies don’t look anything like the originals….They didn’t even offer the big sellers…..No Butterscotch Krimpets and also no Peanut butter Tandy Kakes…..Well I usually don’t come across this many TastyKakes so it was cool anyway!

Other manufacturers of junk food make something similar……This is a waste.

Oh my……..something called MAX by Maxwell House. It’s Coffee that’s Mocha (maybe my least favorite flavor.) and S’Mores……(blechh!)

Look what I see……Take a closer look.

It says Natural Flavor…(ok good) …with OTHER Natural Flavor………..(?)………….WTFork is OTHER Natural Flavor? Other can be BAD….Very VERY BAD……and this sounds totally crazy but………Did you know that castoreum is Natural Flavor…..Do you know what castoreum is? Here’s a hint.

Castoreum is a natural flavoring that comes from the beaver’s castor sac and gets mixed with the beaver’s urine. It’s not used often or is in most foods or beverages because not as many beavers are being worn for fur coats anymore…..but castoreum is in some things. It only gets listed on labels as NATURAL Flavor because that is what it is. By law that’s all they have to say. The only way to 100% be certain castoreum isn’t in your food (or drink)  is to look for some sort of kosher symbol because beavers are not considered kosher or you have to look for a vegetarian symbol. I sure don’t know howTFork this castoreum got discovered…..I can only imagine some hillbilly took out a beaver for viddles and discovered that part (the castor sac) and thought “HEE HAW it taste like candy!…what a treat!

We are done with castoreum folks……………. or are we?

Why on earth would have settle for plain tuna that you have to embellish with a little mayo and vegetables when you can purchase Tuna that already has Sriracha or Tapatio hot sauce already added?

Pam natural no stick cooking spray ……..Ummmm I have to look at this one again……It only had a few ingredients in it. All I remember is oil and alcohol…….maybe I forgot something?…..

New Godiva Chocolate Pudding mixes! They look and sound good….Don’t know if there are…?

Oh My….

Is it possible that Oreo has run out of new flavors????????

Not a new flavor just a new size package!

Here are New Party Sized Double Stuff Oreo Cookies.

Wouldn’t you know……..

www.TastingTable.com article by Jake Emen

Holy FORK! Someone actually came out with Beaver’s Butt flavored whiskey made from aged whiskey and the contents of actual Beaver’s Castor Sacs………Castoreum.

I guess some people think the liquid from the beaver’s castor sac taste good and don’t care that the liquid is mixed with beaver urine?

Or maybe they are confused……

Well that was the NEW, WeiRD, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for June 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

2 thoughts on “New Weird DifFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out There June 2018

  1. Brian

    I’ve seen a number of the items you posted this time. Where did you find the lemon Tastykake donuts. My dad loves them. Always bring back a bag from a gas station outside Flagstaff. Also love the Span flavors at the Asian markets!

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    1. Laura A. Post author

      Your favorite store (lol) Walmart (not grocery Walmart) I didn’t remember so many TastyKake doughnuts. I only remember powdered and chocolate covered….I think Spam is sort of funny when it comes in flavors….

      Reply

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