There is always something NEW, WEIRD, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the Wonderful World of Food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. These are just a few of the things I came across recently. Up above is Roasted Garlic Mashed Cauliflower. I prefer to eat my cauliflower whole and not mashed up. I guess if I lose all my teeth one day I’ll go for mashed cauliflower.

Speaking of more vegetables…….

Noble Marinated Vegan Chipotle Jerky…….Who knew!

 

Here are Robert Irvine’s Whey Protein microwavable FitCrunch Brownies. They sound healthy….but they seem strange….

Limited Time Only Red White and Blue Rice Krispies.

Limited Edition Soccer Crunch Cap’n Crunch Cereal in bright color irregular round shapes…..I wonder if the bright colors do anything to you…..maybe it makes you poop a rainbow?

I found lots of new Ice Cream.

These are some new Haagan Dazs….I don’t know but I think this is an extra butt widening line of Ice Cream….We all know that Ice Cream is an indulgent decadent treat but these are marked as DECADENT Collection. I see Midnight Brownie (I guess you can eat it any time of day and don’t need to wait till midnight), Honey Salted Caramel Almond…and…….(this one sounds really great)…..Banana Peanut Butter Cup! This time I passed….maybe latter Banana PB Cup!

Yasso Greek Frozen Yogurts?…….Cookie Dough, Caramel Pretzel, Coffee Brownie and Chocolate PB and Yay?  What flavor is Yay?…………..?

Rolo…the old time Caramel Chocolate Candy….(I always hated them..Blec) However many people do enjoy them. Here are Rolo Ice Cream Sandwiches and Ice Cream Cones.

Ummmmm? Haagan Daz Vanilia Ice Cream Cookie Squares?…….. and Klondike Minis……?

Kit Kat Ice Cream……I wonder if they put actual Kit Kats in there or just put the leftover crumbs in there???????

Batman Ice Cream? Wonder Woman Ice Cream and Superman Ice Cream……..? What’s Next? ……….Spiderman Ice Cream with Chocolate Covered Spiders?

New Triscuit Crackers in Avocado, Cilantro, Lime…Sounds like you need to drink a Margarita or a Corona with these Avocado Cilantro Lime Triscuits.

Pumpkin Tortilla Chips and Sweet Potato Crisps are easy to come across these days.

Goldfish Crackers have been around for decades…….But this Chocolate Mint Pretzel variety is new or newer…….???????

Godiva – On the left are assorted Cake Inspired Chocolates and on the right are Limited Edition Birthday Cake Chocolates…..(whoopee…….((small clap)). I don’t know but Godiva Chocolates seem different then they did long ago….They seem more waxy….or maybe they turn a weird texture from the hot weather we usually have here in Phoenix?

Dark Chocolate embedded with Quinoa…????? ………..It might as well be stuffed with grasshoppers….Who the Fork really wants quinoa in their chocolate?

Candy Flavored Popcorn ….WTFork not!

Black Truffle Almonds…….Could be yummy?

Strawberry Shortcake flavored Cotton Candy….now that one is interesting! You could embellish a cake with it instead of tons of frosting. You know that’s a great idea….you need either jam or chocolate to use as glue.

I wouldn’t purchased packaged fruit when I could eat fresh fruit but some of these sound interesting.

The top one is a combination of Orange, Grapefruit and Pomegranate.

The middle one is Pears, Blackberry and Chia.

The bottom one is a Pineapple Passion Fruit Combo….?

I found a really Weird looking banana…..Don’t know if it’s a Conjoined Banana….or if it’s an 80s Flashback to MC Hammer and those Parachute Pants…….Oh I know some of you are too young to remember MC Hammer…and those of you that are older also can’t remember either because you are too old to remember…Just Google or search on You Tube for “Can’t Touch This.” Then look at the banana again.

These are sort of Blush Colored Raspberries…..They look like White Zinfandel Wine (blech!) to me.

WOW! Now these are pretty cool! Pink Lemonade Blueberries! I bought these…..They are sweeter and more delicate a flavor than regular blueberries….I like them but not the price of them. About 5x the price of regular blueberries. These are rich people’s blueberries.

This is odd to me. Precut Apple Slices……..Apples are good fresh….Precut Apples don’t taste fresh….Why would anyone purchase precut apples………These precut apples have cinnamon and a little chili added…..For God’s Sake People just buy a FORKING APPLE and eat it…..

U-gurt-Jelly…….God that sounds awful……..

New flavors of Noosa Yogurt….Honey Pretzel Peanut and Banana Chocolate Peanut…Yogurt just get’s healthier all the time!

Just what we Forking Need…..NEW Artificially Flavored Nilla Wafers…….. 🙁 ……..Lemons are cheap, lemon extract is even cheaper. Why can’t they flavor the cookies with natural lemon flavor?

New! Sweet Tarts that are Whipped and Tangy…….no GMOs and they say they are Delightfully Airy……..I guess that makes them Whipped Gummies that are tangy……not for me but maybe for others…?

Maybe this has been around for a while but I never saw it before……..I imagine they sell it near fraternities and college school stores.

Svedka unflavored Gelatin mix……(ICK!)….Just add Vodka and water……….

OH GOD! They must have ran out of new ideas for Oreo Cookies! I didn’t find a new flavor of Oreo Cookies but I did find this on Pinterest.

ONLY KIDDING…..

It just so happens that I did come across Forking New Oreo Cookies that really do sound delicious but I didn’t buy any only because they are either Artificially Flavored or partially Artificially Flavored. But I have to admit these did sound tempting.

Limited Edition Good Humor Ice Cream Inspired Strawberry Shortcake Oreo Cookies.

Oreo Pistachio Thin Cookies…..wow almost cracked for Pistachio Thins!

Now this one does have some natural flavor but it also has artificial flavor……New Oreo Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie flavored Cookies. There is a possibility that these cookies might taste ok.

Cherry Cola with POPPING Candy Oreo Cookies….I have to say Oreo was very creative this month……I highly doubt Oreo will put out another new flavor next month?

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Special and Limited Edition Foods for July 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month you will just have to wait and see.