This time of year the world turns a different flavor of mad……It’s getting close to Halloween and we must have Pumpkin, Pumpkin Spice and Special Edition Halloween Food. As crazy as it all sounds the good news is that in 2018 I haven’t come across nearly as many of these sorts of food as in previous years…….In 2015 might have been the biggest year for Bat-sh*T Crazy Pumpkin Spice because I remember I had to do a three part blog on Pumpkin Spice that year. Could it be that civilization is normalizing? By the way what I did find this year I came across much latter in the season than the usual by September. I didn’t even find most of this stuff until late September. Up above are the Halloween Edition pop-tarts in Frosted Chocolate Fudge. Booooooh

And if that one doesn’t do it for you than maybe…………

Limited Edition Frosted Pumpkin Pie pop-tarts are at a grocer near you too!

Up above are Pumpkin Seed Tortilla Chips, Werther’s Original Candies in Pumpkin Spice, International Delight Cream Type Product in Pumpkin Spice, Nonni’s single serve Coffee in Pumpkin Spice and how can you not live without Pumpkin Spice Yogurt Pretzels!

How can you go on with out Kraft Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows and Lindt’s Pumpkin Spice filled Chocolates……

Bone Rattler Hot Sauce – This screams Halloween to me.

Junior Mints, Snickers and Reese’s all ready for Halloween!

Here’s Hostess Twinkies with SCREAM Filling and Scary Cakes with SCREAM filling…..? Why would I want to eat a packaged cake with filling that makes me scream?

Trader Joes Candy Corn Pop corn, Pumpkin “O”s Cereal, Pumpkin Bagels, Pumpkin Chai Spice Loaf, Spiced Pumpkin Madelene Cookies and Monster Reese’s Candy

Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treats in Halloween Packaging. Them little elves look kind of frightening don’t they?

In the cluster above are Voor Man Pumpkin Spice Wafers, Pumpkin Spice Cookies, Little Debbie Brownies in Bats and Pumpkins, Libby’s Pumpkin Bread Mix, Betty Crocker Pumpkin Spice Cookies and Green Mountain artificially flavored Coffee.

Limited Edition Entenmann’s Pumpkin Muffins. Ok…….but there is a strange looking critter in the middle of the box…I can’t tell if it’s a cow? pig? or a dog? and why is it there?

Here are Entenmann’s Pumpkin Doughnuts.

Pumpkin Spice Cheese Torta???………… What is this thing????

Limited Edition BelVita Breakfast Biscuits are now available for a limited time in the Pumpkin Spice variety.

Pillsbury Pumpkin and Ghost Cookies.

Thinster’s Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cookies

Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Spice Cookies, Archer Farms Pumpkin Spice Caramel Corn, Limited Edition Snack Bites, Pumpkin Spice Pretzels, Pumpkin Spice filled Wafers, Trail Mix and Dove Caramel & Milk Chocolate Pumpkins….Oh boy!

Trader Joes Pumpkin Ravioli and Pumpkin Pancake mix…What a combination.

Trader Joes Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread and Muffin Mix, Regular Pumpkin Bread and Muffin Mix, Pumpkin Pancake and Waffle Mix, Pecan Pumpkin Instant Oatmeal, Organic Pumpkin Toaster Pastries and Pumpkin Tortilla Chips. OH MY!

Pumpkin Curd…..ummmm Pumpkin Curd Meringue pie? or on toast? I don’t know about this one…..Pumpkin curd just doesn’t sound tasty…….pumpkin nerd…..pumpkin turd…..same color as loose bowels………..

Trader Joes- Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps, Pumpkin Biscotti, Organic Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark, Pumpkin Butter, Pumpkin Marble Mousse Bar, Pumpkin Waffles and Danish Kringle in Pumpkin Flavor….Who knew?

 

Hurry up and get your Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cherrios before they’re all gone!

Limited Edition Special K Pumpkin Spice Crunch…OH BOY!

And ALSO Limited Edition Special K (not crunch like above cereal) I don’t know what this is but it makes me think it might be Forking repackaged and stale without crunch?????????

NEW Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes…People of a certain age know what Tony the Tiger would say……………….Ther’rrrrrrrrrrrrrre…………GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate!

Back for Halloween Count Chocula with Monster Marshmallows ….Blah Blah Balhhhhhhh!

Franken Berry and Boo Berry Cereals both with Monster Marshmallows…..Blah Blah Blah!

Here are MORE limited Halloween Edition Cereals.

Limited Edition Reese’s Puffs called Peanut Butter Bats…..The cereal box wasn’t well thought out………Looks like lots of cereal bats dived into a pool and died. looks like a pool of dead bats.

Don’t know if the next cereal’s taste better but the box fronts are better.

Limited Edition Chocolate Frosted Flakes with Spooky Marshmallows. That’s true old stale marshmallows are scary.

Limited Edition Fruit Loops with more spooky marshmallows.

Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Instant Oatmeal looks boring after the last few cereals…..

We’ll go back to a box that is more fun!

This next one really does look frightening.

Limited Edition Apple Jacks with Spooky Marshmallows.

……..Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Twinkies…..OH GOD HELP US!

Someone must have lost their mind to come up with this next one…..

Trader Joe’s Harvest Alfredo Sauce with Pumpkin Puree and Butternut Squash Pieces.

If Trader Joe’s Alfredo Sauce with Pumpkin Puree is weird enough…..Maybe next is one better!

AJ’s Fine Foods sells (till October 31 2018) Pumpkin Brats! FORKING PUMPKIN BRATS! Now that is Forking WEIRD!

Halloween Joe Joe’s Cookies….Like the Trader Joe’s version of Oreo Cookies.

Speaking of Oreo Cookies…..

YOU KNOW there’s a Forking Halloween Artificially Flavored Oreo Cookie just for you!

That was The 2018 Reign of #PUMPKINSPICEEVERYTHING, Pumpkin, Halloween HORROR