There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across out there.

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LIMITED EDITION – KitKat Key Lime Pie Flavor. It sounds delicious……..Could go either way just like real key lime pies. Some of them are very good but many do suck.

NEW – Hershey’s birthday cake kisses. It reads birthday cake flavored cream..(that means something fatty like shortening and or butter mixed with some vanilla flavor) with sprinkles and OTHER? natural flavors…..Why don’t they just name this bag? Hershey’s KISSES for when you DON’T WANT chocolate and mixed with vanilla and OTHER natural flavors. Happy Birthday…yeah

LIMITED SUMMERTIME EDITION – Hershey’s strawberry ice cream cone flavored kisses. Strawberry flavored cream and cookies with “OTHER” natural flavors…??????? Also free of chocolate…….. I don’t want to know what OTHER natural flavors are…could be something gross like cow fart juice or squirrel vomit. WHO FORKING knows?

DIFFERENT – Kit Kat wafer bars in sparkling wine and banana caramel flavors. It’s a 50/50 shot at good or bad………Or maybe one flavor is good and the other flavor sucks?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Godiva chocolate domes with milk chocolate coconut crunch….Now these might be good?

DIFFERENT – Fair Trade organic peanut butter and jelly cups in dark chocolate….They do sound good? Don’t know if they are?

NEW – POP-tarts in Banana Creme Pie, Lemon Creme Pie, and Peach Cobbler. They sound good but I gave up POP-tarts decades ago. Not sure if they are still made the same but I heard that they were made with cow fat. As a child that sounds utterly unappetizing.

DIFFERENT – Jelly Belly Krispy Kreme Doughnut jelly beans. Someone was either on drugs or has too much time on their hands to think up this treat.

NEW – Nestle Toll House syrups in pecan turtle delight cookie and chocolate chip cookie syrup……..I don’t know about you but I would rather have a real cookie instead of syrup cookie. I think someone really was on drugs to think this one up.

Speaking of people on drugs thinking stuff up………

DIFFERENT and WEIRD – Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup…..Gee this is what nightmares are made of. This is punishment food.

DIFFERENT and WEIRD – The Jackfruit Company Hickory Smoked Plant Based Pulled Pork…….You might pig out on this but………….Someone is dreaming that Jackfruit is pork….This is a package of pulled jackfruit…not pork.

DIFFERENT (and NO WHEY) – Violife Just Like Cheddar slices, Just like smoked provolone slices, just like feta and just like natural cheddar slices….Unlike first package that just reads just like cheddar slices…..?????

WEIRD – Avocados at Safeway aren’t weird but I usually don’t see people walking cute dogs in clothing in Safeway.

NEW – Vintage Italia Pene Straws made with lentils and white beans with lemon garlic flavor……….Not sure why these are called straws….not sure why anyone would come up with this?

Speaking of pasta……

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Hearts of palm pasta…..Never seen that before…….Looks good on the box…?????

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic black bean rotini – Now I have come across black bean pasta at Whole Foods before. Would look pretty with certain vegetables and sauces…hopefully it’s good….

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cauliflower chip snacks with brown rice, coconut milk, seeds and seasonings….Sounds really tasty…might try it next time?

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cheese Bites with black summer truffle…THRESE ARE VERY GOOD…..not fake stuff either

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic rainbow carrot snack…….Looks good…Might have to buy next time and maybe I’ll poop a rainbow.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Crispy Champignon mushroom snack. This kind of snack is showing up everywhere. Move over potato chips we are doing shrooms now.

NEW – Pepsi Mango. ?????? Does Mango taste good with Pepsi????????

Oh and there is always a Forking Oreo.

LIMITED EDITION – Frankford Oreo cookies and creme eggs.

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for May 2021. Who know WTFork I’ll cone across next month?